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menlove · 6 months

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Sure you’re transmasc yourself and a lesbian but do you demonize men? Do you follow baeddel ideology? Do you think men are inherently evil? Are you cool with unlearning terf ideology btw? :)

are yall good. like. does this have any grounding in literally anything on my blog or did you just see my intro post and decide I must be these things bc I'm a lesbian. the fuck is wrong w you lmao

#like babe please do tell me when I've posted anything demonizing men or thinking they're inherently evil #or do you just like calling random lesbians t//erfs #like???? please get a grip #and if this is bc I called my dad evil on that poll that's not bc he's a man it's bc he sexually abused me uuuh sorry I don't like him?#I guess?????#yall need fucking help actually

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the-scarecrow-of-aus · 1 month

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Time limits and being late for dinner

Danny, pinned down by gunfire on top of a wounded red hood who caught him in his territory and chased him into a rivals warehouse:

"Hey hood, soo... hypothetically, if I was to remove your helmet how long is the detonation trigger?"

Jason starting to lose conciousness and slur from blood loss:

"Like half a second after it triggers, it'll blow before you can clear my head, why?"

"Cool, that gives me half a second to see why my sister is obsessed with your ugly ass!"

"What? Wait... who's your sis-"

*grabs Jason's head by the helmet and phases it straight off and through his body using the momentum to throw it towards a group of shooters in a single move*

[There's a loud bang and the shooters duck for cover as two go down screaming from the shrapnel]

"-ter... hey! How'd you do that?"

"Ugh, I was right, you remind me of Johnnie. Oh well, c'mon man, well be late. Not something you want to experience when jazz is waiting"

"Jazz... Wait! Are you kidding me, the bookworm Jazz, is your sister?"

Danny braced his arms across hoods chest under the arms like they were floating in water and leaned backwards, red hood and himself suddenly unburdened by gravity slid through the wall covering their backs and disappeared from sight (if not sound as Jason dazedly kept commenting on the cute girl he'd mistaken for babs and if she actually liked him back)

They were late, jazz was definately gonna be mad!

#meeting the future brother in law #danny trying to shut jason up so the shooters dont follow them home:#“shh dude or I'll start hitting on your sisters as payback... actually theyre hot... i might do that anyway!”#*sudden vice like grip around throat* “-glk please let go. it was a joke... mostly!”#anger management ship #jazz x jason #dannys soo gonna hit on spoiler and black bat to get hood back #my writing #dcxdp #dpxdc

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imakatperson22 · 2 months

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Them: Wait, so, you think Tommy’s closet joke was actually hysterical and made you love his character even more instead of hating him?

Me:

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blughxreader · 9 months

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Mundane platonic yandere batfam HC …

You’re cooking with Dick when you accidentally spill something. When you wipe it up with a rag, it was just water enough to show a clear handprint

Dick is like 🥺🥺🥺 omfg….. so cute let me take a picture

Kind of like how we get gushy when our pets make a paw print <3 they do the exact same level of cooing and awing

#and you’re like ‘please get a grip’ and they go ‘fine sorry sorry’ but the pic is already circulating the group chat #yanderes get tripped up on even the SMALLEST things #platonic yandere batfam #yandere batfam #platonic yandere batfamily #platonic yandere #yandere headcanons

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violetscanfly · 14 days

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I did it I redrew the besties!!

#I love them your honour #man can we get like another ova or an extra chapter focusing on the reapers lmao they're like 90% of the reason I'm still in this fandom #like I am interested in the main story don't get me wrong #but the grip these weirdos with their shiny eyes and gardening tools and cinematic records have had on me for years is unreal #rent free in the back of my head and ebery few years they pop up like hey remember us btw we're still here #kuroshitsuji #kuroshitsuji fanart #black butler #black butler fanart #kuroshitsuji reapers #grell sutcliff #ronald knox #redraw #artists on tumblr #violetscanfly #tumblr hates me please click if you wanna see more than three pixels

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stevenose · 1 month

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Not necessarily about mean Steve but I’ve been thinking lately about free use with him.

Like he catches a glimpse of you changing the next thing you know he’s grabbing you and just…😵‍💫

😵‍💫 can you IMAGINE. swear to god the moment you explain what free use is to him he’s ALL FOR IT. he’s like “oh so i can fuck you in the family video bathroom? or when you’re doing your coursework? or eating cereal?” and he’s somehow, unintentionally, going to find the most inconvenient times to bend you over or get on his knees in front of you. like he’s already made you late for work two times this week and it’s about to be the third. all because you wore those jeans that just hug your ass so perfect. and oops! he keeps accidentally coming into the bathroom when you’re showering and how is he supposed to NOT get in with you? he slips and hits his head the first time he tries fucking you in the shower but it doesn’t deter him - just moves slower the next few times 🫶🏻

#stevenose posts #ns/fw #steve x reader #you’re like PLEASE steve you’re going to get another concussion just wait outside for a sec #and he’s like [gripping the shower tile til his knuckles turn white] no

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cruddyart · 10 months

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I think wod fans should be required to read canon material to get a God damn grip about what type of setting they're in. It does not and never has involved black/white morality. The genre is horror and therefore includes it's themes and elements.

Maybe read the novels or something if ur not into reading the rulebook or peruse the wiki. Genuinely baffles the mind to see some ppl thinking that their fav paranormal creatures are just a poor little guys.

#Vtm #Wod #This is based on that absolutely dumb ass hunter post i just saw #But also ppl complaining when vampires behave like assholes #Please guys get a grip #Htr #It is I

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fromtheseventhhell · 5 months

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It's crazy how everything about Arya gets people upset cause why do people hate (and actively try to deny the fact) that Arya likes lemon cakes? 😭

#arya stark #people refuse to be normal about her #only this fandom could turn a child liking sweets into discourse #it' so controversial and for what? people will really argue you down over such a small detail JUST because it's about Arya #and then insult Arya stans and act like we're /stealing/ from Sansa like please get a grip #is Sansa truly so bland and basic that one of her only defining characteristics is /likes lemon cakes/???#or is liking lemon cakes too /soft girl coquette aesthetic/ to be associated with Arya? 🙄

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jennrypan · 20 days

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Everytime I see anything with Canon Bruce I feel a terrible case of fuck this bitch disrespectfully disease 😶

I want him turned into a little lizard and someone to put him in a little box with holes in it. Keep him in there forever.

I miss when he was actually cool and not the guy that forced his morals on all his kids and then attacked them when they go against him, and whenever he gets mind controlled he brutally maims them despite them all being skilled and should all be able to whoop his ass. (ALLL. of them.)

Like God fucking DAMMIT. I'd like a comic rec where Bruce and Jason actually have good moments and where he's with all his kids and Bruce is actually being a good dad. (I know WFA exists but I'm talking bout actual canon comics and the art in that comic for the girls are..okay so eh. I love the batfam in it tho.)

Like i get drama but when it becomes a constant thing I'm seeing..Bruce always turns out to be a dick. (Sorry not sorry will never be on the side of the parent that canonly punched his oldest for asking about his dead brother, then throw a batterang at his second son's neck just to keep joker alive, then proceeded to continue to act as if said son is insane for killing one of the jokers, THEN proceeds to basically lobomize the same son, and left him alone and scared. I can't speak on how he treats the rest cuz I haven't spent much focus on them my bad.)

#j.p speaks #batfamily #i see way too many people kissing bruces ass.#“he doesnt kill” okay so why the fuck cant anyone else??#like obviously theres a LIMIT.#but. the joker??? THE JOKER?? please.#bruce get a damn grip.#just let dick jason and barbara roast that clown on an open fire.#and harley.#actually. let it be a family bbq #dc comics #batman #batman comics #im SURE there are comics when bruce is actually loving and not riddled by his stupid fucking issues #can we move past this dark brooding 'i work alone' >:(( act for him PLEASE.#let bruce be a goofy dad in actual comics

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thwackk · 2 years

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i demand your arts

here u can have this one single piece of fanart i made for the fanfic that literally ruined my entire life

#the little house on the prairie halbarry…#if you know you know #halbarry #hal jordan #barry allen #kyle rayner #guy gardner #they r fuckin silly and nothing bad happens in the story i promise. everything is fine forever :)#i gotta be so honest right now that shit is the best thing i’ve ever read in my entire life i am so completely dead serious you dont even kn #i would do horrible ungodly things to farmer barry #what. sorry the demons won #okay honestly i could gush abt this fanfic for literal days it’s not funny i could make like a whole powerpoint abt it it’s been driving me #absolutely crazy please help me #im so normal abt it #my art lol #the absolute grip this shit still has on me… i’ll never get over it

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antimony-medusa · 4 months

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btw if I see anyone being negative about baghera's lore choices I will look at you so so so sadly and wipe a tear from my eye. being weird and infantilizing about it gets you admission to my highly-curated block list. she gets to do whatever she wants forever.

#I am gripping you by the collar and hissing 'please be normal about women and men interacting' btw #let stories be told with conflict in them and messy interactions #hnnnng I am stopping myself from ranting but just like #consider if a) you would feel the need to commentate publicly if a dude did it #b) if twitter is possibly sending death threats about it #Tallulah also gets to do whatever she wants forever #we can contain multitudes #qsmp #baghera jones #philza

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mioviaz · 9 months

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everyone who hates on violet for defending minnie when she saw her again are the same people who forgive louis for defending marlon . like is that not the same thing???? they’re defending someone they loved and cared for their whole life ??????

#violentine #twdg clementine #twdg #people scare me #like wtf #please get a grip #video games #twdg season 4 #twdg louis #twdg violet #clementine

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squorttle-pox · 2 months

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I would just like to aggressively kindly remind fans that harassing other fans, cosplayers, or actors in ANY WAY is totally uncool.

#hazbin hotel #but it applies to all fandoms!!#in this case tho im referencing how ppl go after anyone #mentioning or liking the character (not personality or actions of) or taking part in the creation of the character #valentino #as in #hazbin hotel valentino #HE IS A SHITTY PERSON #HE IS IN HELL FOR A REASON #but that is fiction #you mustnt harp on people who enjoy his character in a meta sense #and you CERTAINLY mustnt harp on all the wonderful talents who worked so hard to bring him to life #enjoying ≠ condoning #yes im referring to everyone harassing the valentino cosplayers at cons #juat stop it #please get a grip #and learn to differentiate between fiction and reality #if you refuse to even mention him or have a conversation about him because youre so scared of the idea of liking/accidentally supporting him #then please do some internal reflecting #because its characters like valentino who allow us to explore these VERY REAL VERY MUCH EXISTING IN OUR WORLD peopl #and avoiding the topic entirely is not how anyone should approach it #dont bury your head in the sand #and dont assume anyone who doesnt bury their head or calls themself a valentino fan/says hes their fav character #is at all condoning what these characters do in-universe #theres a difference #please learn it #thank you for coming to my ted talk #fandom etiquette #anti harassment

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marshmellowtea · 2 months

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i'm sorry but mai making zuko leaving his abusive father and imperialist shitty nation behind about her is so fucking annoying lmao

#i forgot how actually irritating this scene is like wow girl get a grip please #maybe i do dislike her actually SKSJGLKDSJF #avatar the last airbender #anti mai #anti maiko #putting those tags on there for filtering reasons ofc #marshy speaks

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cyancherub · 11 months

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ppl who write one type of dc but are vocal abt condemning other types are so funny to me. get off your moral high horse ur a sicko like the rest of us

#its so holier than thou please get a grip #talky cherub #its always smth like. yea i will have my wounds sucked and fucked but if u mention incest im calling the police

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fizzytoo · 1 year

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adrien... friends with benefits? STAND UP ‼️

#ts4 #ts4 gameplay #sims 4 gameplay #postcard legacy challenge #poor adrien is a lover boy bc imagine liking someone so bad that you agree to this ambiguous relationship just to be near them #thanks for hanging out with me….. johnny ….. y’all did more than “hang out” 😭 he’s sick 😭😭#adrien please get a grip 😭#pray for him yall #ngl it's cute how they're squished into adrien's dorm bed #i know the proximity made adrien’s heart fall out his ass. poor hedgehog falls for people too easily #johnny’s car matches his hair hehehe #*johnathon #postcard: gen3 #queue #sim: adrien herrera

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