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#like jj is so much fun to just. fuck up I can't state that enough. i can throw 1000 headcanons at him and they all fit ok
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This blog is gonna end up posting purely Prism stuff at this rate ..good lord
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sat0sugu-angst ยท 2 years
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What Type Of Drunk They Are
cw: drinking, gn!reader, crack, fluff, humor
All characters aged up +22 mdni
included: bakugo, todoroki, izuku, kirishima, momo, denki, sero uraraka, all might, hawks
Bakugo doesn't drink very much because he hates feeling out of control, but every once in a while he turns into the guy who says "just one drink" and then an hour later he's doing a kegstand because denki said he bet he couldn't beat kirishimas time. He surprisingly not an angry drunk, but he does want to spar w anyone who looks at him too long. If he ever drinks too much he's gonna make you take him home because he doesn't want anyone else seeing him fucked up.
Todoroki is the silent drunk. Everyone is convinced he hasn't been drinking because his behavior is the same but if you stand close enough to him while shit is going down he'll talk shit about your friends with you. Accurately predicts the moment deku and momo are going to cry, and he was the one who told denki to bait bakugo because todoroki didn't think bakugo had enough to drink
Izuku is super bubbly until he's not. He's the kinda guy who's laughing having fun and dancing until he remembers something (that no one else got to hear) and before you know it he's at the kitchen table bawling his eyes out telling yall how much he loves and appreciates your friendships.
Kirishima is the one who suggests all the games, like beer pong and dare or drink. He's the secret heavyweight of the group but he's so bubbly and upbeat that everyone assumes he's as drunk as they are. That is until he does get super drunk, but he just gets really confused by things. You can honestly convince him of anything in this state, but you don't have the heart to fuck w him, so you put him to bed in someone's room. Wakes up super refreshed at like 8am and buys brekkie for everyone.
Momo had everything under control, she was directing party flow and refilled the chips when the chip bowl got empty, but when she sees deku crying at the table she loses it and can't help but be weepy. She's not a big crier like deku, but there's a steady stream of quiet tears and she honestly just needs a hug. She wants to pass out somewhere random but asks you to get her makeup wipes from her purse so she can clean her face first. She hears kirishima wake up and gives him her credit card for breakfast before going back to sleep for five hours
Sero is the dj ofc. He's the type who invests in good speakers and curating the perfect playlist and you know this man has excellent taste. He knows how to get the girls to the dance floor and get the guys hyped abt beer pong. He's got moves that he only busts out when he's drunk, and he's the guy all the girls wanna dance with.
Denki wishes he was as cool as sero. He's a hype man and he likes dancing but instead of being the guy the girls dance on, he ends up just being the mc and hypes up the girls from his spot next to todoroki. Gets really excited at the prospect of goading bakugo into doing a keg stand.
Uraraka is surprisingly one of the loudest there (not that anyone can compare with bakugo ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ) and she gets the girls to drunkenly sing Party In the USA. I have a feeling all the guys ask her to dance but she's only interested in dancing w her girls so she passes. However, when the guys take turns tryna do the longest keg stand she's right in front yelling at them to keep going.
All Might is a secret lightweight, but no one would guess because he just gets a bit more ๐Ÿ˜ฏ because let's face it this mans is the biggest himbo. Pretends he knows what's going on but honestly he hasn't seen aizawa in a minute and he's not sure that's a good thing.
Hawks thinks he can handle his liquor, and while he's certainly better than most, that doesn't mean he's not the type of guy to give himself a really loud pep talk in the bathroom (present mic and lady midnight won't bring it up to the rest of the pros but it's a secret they're ready to use as blackmail at any given moment)
Thanks for reading! If you wanna see what the jjk crew is like drunk, you can find the post here.
Rbs/likes are always appreciated!
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tricksterrune ยท 3 years
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Okay, how about a twofer? In the spirit of found family and grumpy asshole Len being reluctant dad (and the Rogues taking care of each other), how about Len teaching Hartley how to change a tire (because I highly doubt Piper's family is the kind to teach him this kind of stuff) and Hartley helping Len to use his new smartphone/finding useful stuff he can use the thing for? You know, kind of a parallel fic :o)
There comes the point in every teen's life when they learn how to drive and want to explore their newfound freedom. That's also true for Piper. He realizes that he could just go. Sit in the car and drive off and only stop when he feels like it.
For most teens, that point is accompanied by an adult sitting down with them and having a talk. A lot of the talk will be about not drinking and driving, not getting into cars with a friend you don't trust behind the wheel and what to do once you eventually find yourself at a party, drunk and no way of getting home. A good amount of parents offer their children unconditional phone calls in the vein of 'no matter how late or how far, you call me and I will come get you'.
Hartley doesn't get the talk.
So when Piper uses his freedom and drives to a party (finally with people who don't know him or know of him, where he can let loose and have fun without being judged), he gets stuck there. Luckily he realizes after his second drink that he can't drive, not for some hours. So he dances, refuses any drink and checks online how fast alcohol metabolizes, several times. He hasn't had a drink for 6 hours now, it's 3am and the party has descended into the state that is only enjoyable when you're drunk. He gives it a bit more time untl he feels well enough to leave.
The crisp air of the night hits him. It has been pointless, hasn't it? He felt better for a brief moment until reality hit and now he's worse off.
As he drives back to Rathaway mansion, slowly but not suspiciously slowly (he hopes), of course the universe decides to kick his teeth in when his left rear tire pops with a deafening sound, the engine screeches as he wrenches the steering wheel to the shoulder and comes to a sudden stop.
His face grows hot and he feels like crying. He's stranded on a highway in the middle of the night. Should he call a two truck? Are tow truck businesses open until late at night? Is that a case for the insurance? Should he call a garage? There's no way any garage would be open now.
No. It's a tire. Hundreds of people change tires every day. He can learn how to change a damn tire.
Turns out, it's not that simple. His phone barely gets reception, not enough for an internet connection, watching a tutorial is out. The contents of the trunk are strewn around him on the grass - tire iron, jack, manual, blanket, first aid kit and the foil blanket.
Like a pile of misery, he sits down on the blanket. He needs help. His phone, his beacon, shines brightly as he unlocks it and then his fingers hover over the contact list. It's embarrassingly short. Normally he'd call JJ, but a) JJ's like 13 and knows even less about cars and b) how would he even get there? No, he needs an adult. A proper adult. He looks again at the contact list. Well, an adult will have to do.
The phone rings and Piper's heart sinks into his stomach with every unanswered ring. A gruff 'You better be dying, it's 4 fucking am.' answers.
โ€œLen! Thank god you picked up. Listen, I'm in a bit of a situation,โ€œ
His superhearing picks up the rustling of the blanket as Len sits up, the rasp of stubble as he drags a hand over his face and the footsteps.
โ€œI'm coming, where are you?โ€œ
As Piper describes his location and his predicament, Len is already on his way downstairs and before he's finished, Len has started his own car.
As much as he'd like to stay on the line, he'd better conserve his battery.
It takes not long for Len to arrive, but it feels like a small eternity. A couple of cars pass him by but not one stops or even slows down.
Finally Len comes into view.
The naked relief on his face must be pretty obvious because Len doesn't tease him. He just picks up the tools and gets to work. Piper's uneasy hovering must annoy him as he describes what he's doing and before he knows it, Piper is helping to change the tire. It takes only minutes. Now Piper feels even more embarrassed, having dragged Len out of bed in the middle of the night for basically nothing.
โ€œThanks, Len, I mean it,โ€œ he begins, โ€œguess you think I'm pretty stupid, huh? It was just a tire, right?โ€œ
Len packs up the tools and closes the trunk. โ€œYou never changed a tire before, of course it was going to be difficult. And at night. I don't blame you for calling.โ€œ
โ€œI...uh....I owe you, Len.โ€œ
โ€œYou're gonna buy me so much beer,โ€œ Len promises before he looks scrutinizingly at Piper, โ€œyou didn't drive drunk, did you?โ€œ
Piper tells him of his night โ€“ a beer and one shot of schnapps โ€“ and promises he waited until he was sober. He even shows Len the results of the online calculator.
โ€œJust call sooner next time,โ€œ Len suggests.
He's about to say goodbye.
โ€œWant me to shadow you to your folk's place?โ€œ he offers and Piper could cry.
โ€œI'll manage. See you tomorrow?โ€œ
โ€œSee you later. Don't knock before evening.โ€œ With that Len gets in his car, but waits until Piper has driven off.
Later that day around 8pm, they're piled on a sofa at Mick's new place, waiting for his chili. Digger is helping in the kitchen, Sam tries to get enough plates (and bowls and as a last resort a big mug) together for everyone. Len gets out his phone and curses as it apparently doesn't do what he thinks it should do.
While Roscoe and JJ have an animated discussion over what constitutes the best top (speed, stability, comical size, hidden surprise), Lisa is on her own phone, whining why Len won't ever reply to her texts or pics.
Piper recognizes the look of embarrassed shame on Len's face and leans against his shoulder. He gently explains what the different apps that Lisa dumped on his phone do and how to use them.
โ€œIt's so stupid,โ€œ Len remarks.
โ€œNo one showed you how, of course it's difficult. Let me help.โ€œ
Len doesn't comment, but Piper doesn't need him to verbally acknowledge his gratitude.
At long last, Mick leaves the kitchen with a huge pot. The air that wafts out of the kitchen resembles faintly pepper spray.
As they sit down to eat, Sam scolds Mark and Roy for using Mick's remaining dishes on how to make latte art. Mick beams proudly as he eats, JJ is the first to grab the milk and chug a glass (they learnt early on to bring gallons of milk to Mick's chili nights) and Lisa squeals and threads her arm through Len's as he finally replies to a pic titled 'Chili night with the fam'.
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danicarosaline ยท 4 years
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Favourite Mistake
๐™น๐™น ๐™ผ๐šŠ๐šข๐š‹๐šŠ๐š—๐š” ๐šก ๐š›๐šŽ๐šŠ๐š๐šŽ๐š›
Summary: JJ is fully aware he is being unfaithful to his lover but the connection he has with you is too great to pass up. You both know your actions are wrong and the situation wonโ€™t end well but in the moment, it still doesnโ€™t matter.
Warnings: cheating, angst, swear words, a little SMUT
A/N: no i do NOT condone cheating but this is based off the song โ€˜Favourite Mistakeโ€™ by Giveon im obsessed with his songs and i was in a writing mood so i made this๐Ÿ˜ญ
(๐šข๐šŽ๐šœ ๐š’ ๐šŠ๐š– ๐šŠ๐š ๐šŠ๐š›๐šŽ ๐š’ ๐šœ๐š๐š’๐š•๐š• ๐š‘๐šŠ๐šŸ๐šŽ ๐š›๐šŽ๐šš๐šž๐šŽ๐šœ๐š๐šœ ๐š๐š˜ ๐š๐šŽ๐š ๐š๐š˜ ๐šŠ๐š—๐š ๐š๐š˜๐š—โ€™๐š ๐š ๐š˜๐š›๐š›๐šข ๐š๐š‘๐šŽ๐šข ๐šŠ๐š›๐šŽ ๐š ๐š›๐š’๐š๐š๐šŽ๐š— ๐š‹๐šž๐š ๐šž๐š—๐š๐š’๐š—๐š’๐šœ๐š‘๐šŽ๐š!!)
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Are you on your way?
Are you coming soon to me?
โ€œSo Iโ€™ll see you tomorrow?โ€
JJโ€™s head snaps up at the sound of his girlfriendโ€™s voice, twisting his body towards where she stood, beside the hammock, and smiling at her sweetly while she bends down to give him a quick peck on the cheek. โ€œSure babe, what time ya coming again?โ€
The redhead rolls her eyes playfully and shoves the blond further into the hammock, creating it to sway gently. JJ only laughs with a shake of his head. โ€œYou already know JJ, the same time I come by as alwaysโ€ she says and carries on towards her car to head off for the night.
JJ calls out to her, asking again what time sheโ€™ll be coming around the chateau tomorrow and the girl answers cheerfully, seemingly excited to see him again and it does anything but make his heart swell at the thought.
โ€œ12:30 pm JJ, cโ€™mon!โ€
Instead, it made him thrilled to know that his girlfriend wonโ€™t be expected in the early morningโ€™s of tomorrow. It means that he had enough time to sneak you out of the chateau before she arrives or when John B does.
As soon as the car disappears from his sight, and he makes sure that John B wonโ€™t be coming back home anytime soon, he sends you a quick text. A simple emoji that only you and him know the true meaning behind it.
Is my secret safe?
Safe with just you and me
We can't leave a trace
This is my favorite mistake
It was at a kegger where he met you, where he met you properly shall I say. You were the kook princess of Figure Eight, the perfect daughter and the perfect friend to Rafe and Topper.
You were not like the other kook girls JJ came across, you were funny, genuine and not at all a stuck up kook. Even if your choice of crowd was Rafe Cameron, JJ just couldnโ€™t help but be drawn to you.
You were once good friends with Sarah but ever since she chose the pogues over all the kook parties, and you, you were left with no other than Rafe and Topper taking Sarahโ€™s place as your best friend and Kelce as your beer pong buddy.
You were broken when Sarah left but you kinda understood her. She fell in love and who were you to be upset over that? Who were you to get in the way of her happiness?
When you met JJ, it was at a kegger and you were wandering off towards the waters to get away from all the alcohol and drugs, to get away from the kooks you called your besties. Nothing personal though, you just got tired of staring at Rafe snort a line for the second time in a row.
So that's what led you in that moment with JJ, your back laid flat against the sand and he tipsy stumbled upon your almost napping figure. You drunkenly invited him down to come lay with you and he complied.
He talked about how heโ€™s been with his current girlfriend for almost a whole year now, Cher was her name. You knew Cher because Sarah and the redhead had beef during Sophomore year.
You talked about how much you were missing Sarah and asked JJ if sheโ€™s ever mentioned you to any of the pogues. He replied with a nod of his head, telling you that she mentions you here and there with a sad smile on her face.
You liked JJ, he was funny, charming and so down to earth. You wanted to stay close with him because being close to JJ means that maybe, just maybe, youโ€™ll be able to be with Sarah again.
That was the original plan you had in mind. To get closer to Maybank and become one of his good friends to get to Sarah but things took a completely different turn.
You hovering above him, lips connected in a heated kiss that none of you could pull away from. You had asked about Cher and how she would feel about all this. The blond responded by cupping your face in his hands and pulled you back onto his lips. Nonchalantly ignoring your concerns.
That was how the secret arrangement began.
We both know it's wrong
But you're still coming over
JJ moves his kisses from your lips to your jawline then makes his way to your chest to worship each breast with his mouth, leaving small hickies on one side while his hand fondles the other.
The small whimpers that left your lips had him moaning against your sensitive buds, grinding himself against the bed to ease the growing hard on in his sweats.
He slowly marks a trail of kisses down your abdomen, nipping on your hip bones lightly before coming face to face with your womanhood. JJ doesnโ€™t waste any time and dives right in, parting the lips with his tongue and your back arches in pleasure at the warm feeling of him pushing it inside of you as you play with his golden tresses between your fingers.
You moaned his name over and over again and it made him weak in the knees. Not even Cher can give him that kind of feeling. The way JJ had you unraveling beneath him gave him butterflies he never felt with Cher, and it was the way you smiled at him so sweetly that made his heart swell in the most beautiful of ways.
Even when you're gone
The feelings just grow stronger
Should leave it alone
But you're still getting closer
We both know it's wrong
Can't keep this for long
JJ lays exhausted in his bed that morning, with you long gone and leaving no trace of you ever being there. He knew sneaking around with you was fucking wrong and with every kiss you left on his skin made his stomach churn but it was quickly replaced by lust, by passion he no longer felt with Cher.
The guilt dissolves and is replaced by excitement of the thought of getting caught and also not getting caught at all.
JJ is one talented actor for keeping up this facade of faithfulness for months on end and it was only a matter of time before you both actually do get caught, either by one of his friends, your friends or even by his girlfriend.
But even so, he shrugs the thought away and makes the most of it before it all comes to a complete end.
Deep down JJ truly believes that he loves Cher but is it considered love when you're sleeping around with someone else? Will you call it love when the thought of someone else on top of you gets you off?
Knowing that your partner is at home, putting all their trust in you and loving you wholeheartedly while your inside of someone else?
JJ would not call that love and yet, he claims he loves Cher anyway.
I'm getting impatient
Look at what you do to me
Our secret's safe so you're my favorite mistake
That's why we gotta keep it on the low
Girl at home but she don't need to know
The kegger was in full swing, bodies mingling together as the some 09โ€™s r&b music filled the night sky and teens were drinking their worries away. JJ was currently drinking his worries away.
Cher is settled under his right arm, a beer in hand and laughing at a joke you shared to the group. She compliments your humour and you thank her kindly, hugging her as you do as if you werenโ€™t backstabbing her by sleeping with her boyfriend.
His hand grips his own beer tightly as he stares at you with a look that only you know the meaning of. Those baby blue eyes gazing at you so intently had you swallowing a lump that formed in your throat and you ignore the way JJ is looking at you right now. The others being utterly oblivious at the growing tension between you and the blond.
Look in my eyes
Can you find the lies?
Do you feel alive?
Look in my eyes
Do you mind the lies?
Once your eyes landed on the boy who held your heart you almost fell apart. JJ gave you his signature smile, making your heart melt and all you wanted to do was lean in and capture his lips with yours but you knew better than to do that.
Not when the pogues were around. Not when Sarah was right next to you and most definitely not when Cher was literally right fucking there, fiddling with the rings on his fingers as she pecks his cheek affectionately.
You werenโ€™t the type to get jealous but at this very moment, you felt your blood boil at the sight. You didnโ€™t even have the right to feel that way. After all, he already belonged to someone else.
โ€œYou guys wanna play never have i ever?โ€ Cher suggests sloppily and the others nimbly nodded, your brows furrow a little and you purse your lips in thought.
You never thoroughly enjoyed playing the game because of the embarrassing memories that came with it but you nod nonetheless. Wanting to get to know the pogues better and maybe get Sarah fully back into your life, which is starting to go well for you right now by the way.
โ€œSounds like fun, shall i go first?โ€ Pope offers, a teasing grin plastered on his face whilst he rubs his hands together in a mock of villainy that made you and Sarah snort while the boys and Kie groan in internal pain, cringing at their best friend.
โ€œOh god Pope, you come up with the weirdest things-โ€œ
โ€œNo itโ€™s fine i'll go first! Okay now five fingers up people!โ€ Cher cuts off Kie by talking over her in an unusually loud manner for a quiet girl like herself.
Sarah raises her eyebrows at you and Kie, her mouth quivering up into a funny smile and the both of you shrug your shoulders simultaneously at Cherโ€™s odd behaviour.
โ€œOkay hmm, where shall i start?โ€ Cher pretends to think, placing a finger on her chin sarcastically and at this point, you and the girls are fully aware of the drunken state of Cher. You three glance at each other one last time before laughing at the redheadโ€™s ridiculousness.
โ€œOh i got it! Never have I ever cheated on my partner!โ€
You and JJ froze.
The words that left Cherโ€™s lips caught you both off guard and at first you thought she was just playing the game and she hasnโ€™t caught onto you and JJ yet, but the bitter expression on her face and the way her eyebrows furrowed had you second guessing.
Her brown glaring eyes fixated on JJ for a minute before finally landing on you. It made your heart drop. She knew.
The others were unaware of the sudden stiffness in the air, only making things more awkward between you, JJ and Cher. โ€œLike, never have i ever cheated on my partner for more than four months, continuously!โ€ Cher continues bitterly. You kept your head low whilst JJ looked anywhere but you.
โ€œFour months? That seems awfully specific Cher!โ€ John B jokes, letting out a boyish laugh and the sudden jab to his waist caused him to jolt in his place, almost falling off the log and turning his head towards Kie, who was looking between the three of you and connecting the dots.
Sarah was the second to apprehend the situation and she turns her head to you, the look on her face is pleading for you to deny whatever Cher was saying but when you stayed silent, her eyes widened in realisation and shock.
โ€œY/n you slept with JJ!?โ€
At that, Cher abruptly stands up, throwing her half empty bottle onto the sand and storms off. JJ quickly followed in her footsteps. โ€œCher! please i-โ€œ
Cher swiftly turns around and pushes JJ on the chest, making him stumble back and almost lose his footing at the forceful shove.
โ€œNo JJ fuck you! And fuck you too L/n! I hope you both rot in hell! Honestly, how dare you cheat on me JJ and with miss goody-goody here?! Seriously?!โ€
Her yells gained the attention of a few bystanders close by. It made you feel small and weak at the judging gazes that have fallen on your shaking figure. No doubt that your reputation as the perfect kook princess is longer yours to hold. When JJ moves forward to follow Cher, you grab a hold of his forearm, halting him in his tracks.
He doesnโ€™t turn around to face you though, as he stares off after Cher and waits patiently for you to speak. Who is he supposed to choose? Why was this hard for him?
โ€œJJ..โ€
Your voice was hoarse and it caused his eyes to flutter shut. His shoulders slumping and he sighs. He has to choose now and quickly. You wrap your arms around his middle and press your head against his back, breathing in his musky cologne that you grew to love so much. You have him now. Heโ€™s yours, or so you thought.
He wriggles out of your touch, forcing your arms off of him gently and begins to walk away towards where Cherโ€™s figure was last seen. He angles his neck to look at you, bright blue eyes welling up with tears as he mouths a โ€˜sorry.โ€™
JJ made his choice that night. Was it the right one?
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