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usopp meeting the kid his dad hung out with instead of parenting him:
#very conflicted feelings on yassop tbh#bc like on the one hand he’s not rlly a bad guy and i think it’s shown that he cares for ussop?#but like on the other hand: ur son???#and wife???#like it’s been ages since i read it#but iirc he didn’t even know banchina died#like i don’t think he’s enough of a shithead to not like go back for her funeral#and to arrange things for his son so ussop wasn’t like completely on his own??#but he didn’t know?? ur telling me there was absolutely no way to send a letter or snail call or whatever??#and none of the other ppl in the village saw this basically orphaned boy and tried to find yassop somehow?#and he couldn’t fucking visit either??#like yeah taking the kid on a pirate ship is an incredibly stupid idea#but clearly shanks had no fucking issue just dropping in to visit his special little boy#they literally could’ve just swung by syrup on the way#i am so fucking mad#also i started making this post b4 class but then i had to go so that’s why this is later#clam piece irl#posts from the ocean#edit: i’ve spelled yasopp and usopp wrong a ton of times but im not retyping those tags#usopp op
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I don't know how to explain the sheer insanity of comics timelines, so here's my favorite example:
Tim Drake starts his sophomore year. A few months later Stephanie finds out she's 2 months pregnant. About 3 months later No Man's Land starts and lasts a year, during which Steph has her baby. A few months after the end of No Man's Land, Cass makes a deal with Lady Shiva. 11 months later Bruce Wayne is accused of murder and arrested. A month later Cass fights Shiva to the death. Bruce breaks out of prison well Cass still has bruises. Six months later Bruce is still a fugitive.
It's the first day of spring.
Tim Drake is a sophomore.
#any time someone tries to say there's a canon batfam timeline i laugh#like yes there is a set order of events#but age wise?#there have been two different things with a set 1 year timeline#and the things in between them means it has to have been 3 years#and yet Tim is still a 15 year old sophomore#poor kid has bee stuck in a time loop since the beginning#I do have the source for each of these time jumps if you want it#tim drake#batfam#batfamily#timeline#comics#i read comics#robin 1993#batgirl 2000
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Slow kiss, whatever pairing you want! — wiz
Oscar giggles, thready and high, and leans into Lando’s space to grab the joint back from his hands. He takes a breath to steady himself first, pull it together so he won’t choke on the inhale and embarrass himself, and settles into his spot, twisting to sit sideways.
Lando lowers his hand and sinks back into the couch they’re sharing. Oscar can’t look away, stuck on the spread of Lando’s fingers across the pristine fabric. He’s drawing designs in the fuzz with his index finger, everything else held stationary, like the only tendons connected to his brain are concentrated there.
Lando pokes Oscar’s side.
“D’you forget how to smoke?”
His voice is slurred, low and slow. Oscar drags his eyes back up to Lando’s face.
“Noooooo,” Oscar draws it out, reveling in the shape of his mouth around the letters.
He forces his limbs to cooperate. Draws his hand up, and pauses, thoughts loading in from far away.
“You ever-“
He stops.
Lando blinks, lids slow to lower and even slower to raise.
“Yeah?”
It’s more an exhale than a word, but Oscar sees the green light that it is.
“Y’ever shotgun?”
Lando’s finger pauses, halfway through writing Oscar’s name in the cushion. His nose scrunches up. Oscar wants to lick it.
“Fuckin’- what?”
“When you, like,” Oscar takes a hit, sits with it in his lungs for a moment. “And then you, y’know. Blow it in somebody’s mouth.”
Smoke escapes as he speaks, words made hazy and real.
Lando shifts forward, back into his usual state of perpetual motion.
“You mean blowbacks?“
“What the fuck. You just made that up.”
Lando twists to face him, faster than his eyes can track.
“Nuh-uh.”
“Yeah-huh!”
Lando rolls his eyes, giving in. Shocker, honestly. Oscar’d expected them to go on forever. The silence sits on his limbs like a weighted blanket.
Lando clears his throat.
“Nah.”
“Huh?”
Oscar’s head is heavy. He lets it slide to the side, leans his shoulder further into the couch.
“Never-“ Lando pauses, clearly searching for words. Oscar’s more interested in finding out what the sheen of sweat on Lando’s collarbone tastes like than predicting what he’s trying to say next. “Shotgunned, or whatever.”
Oscar stops calculating how weird it would be to lean over and lick Lando.
“You- never?”
“No?”
Lando sounds confused. Bemused, maybe.
Oscar hums. He wiggles his toes, testing his control of his limbs. Looks at the joint, cherry burning up, getting hot in his fingers, and makes a decision.
“Hold still.”
“Wha-“
Oscar swings his leg over Lando’s lap, faster than he thought he was capable of, and drags the rest of his body into center.
“Wanna try?”
Lando swallows and nods, head tipping back to keep Oscar in sight.
The joint’s nearly burnt down. Oscar shakes off a pang of guilt at the waste, and takes a hit, inhaling deep, making his chest tight with it.
He weaves a hand into the crown of Lando’s hair, and tugs until his mouth drops open.
Oscar leans in close, close enough for Lando’s breath to be a gentle puff against his skin, just far enough not to touch, and closes his eyes.
He exhales. Lando inhales, audibly shaky, and Oscar opens his eyes to meet Lando’s, pupils blown wide. Oscar’s skin feels lit up, electricity arcing across the paper-thin distance between their lips.
“Again?” Lando croaks. He’s looking up at Oscar like he wants to eat him. Or be eaten by him. Oscar can’t tell.
Oscar takes a quick glance at the joint and nods. He takes one final hit, a too-large inhale, and leans back to put the roach in the tray on the coffee table.
The air feels like molasses around him. Syrupy, thick and sweet. Just a little too warm to be comfortable.
Sweat prickles at the backs of his knees where they’re bent.
Oscar looks down at Lando, mouth ajar and eyes half-lidded, and feels like he’s swallowed the sun.
He leans in again, and exhales into Lando’s waiting mouth. Eyes wide open to watch him inhale and hold it.
Lando’s exhale lights Oscar up, like he’s blown on the embers in the pit of his stomach to start a bonfire instead of into his face.
Oscar closes the distance, suddenly desperate to touch, and kisses Lando.
Lando inhales sharply and wraps his arms around Oscar’s waist to pull him closer, hands hot like a brand even through Oscar’s shirt.
Oscar slides his tongue into Lando’s mouth, mapping all the places his breath has been that he hasn’t, and slows. The desperation cools, replaced with low-burning need, both too high for finesse or speed.
The world outside of Lando’s body below him and mouth on his disappears, narrowed down to nothing more than wet heat and the press of fabric against his knees.
It’s sloppy; lazily licking into each others’ mouths, breathing against each other.
Oscar could spend hours like this.
#thanks wiz! this got away from me. lol#ignore any inaccuracies it’s been ages since i smoked!! sorry!!#also like written on my phone at work did not read it back etc etc#ask#writing game#mine.snip#ln#op#8104#mine
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... Sam? Sam how often does this happen. How often do powerful women proposition you. What do you mean 'here we go again'. Sam. Sam answer me.
#'why didn't it happen to me when i was sixteen' love how he says sixteen specifically#that's the age of his younger self in nw right#we missed out on him trying matchmaking for his teen-self#but yeah this post has been in my head ever since i read nw#something something comedy scenario of vimes suddenly getting a ridiculous amount of proposals#slowly descending into madness#with sybil in the background like 'told you you are a catch'#discworld#sam vimes
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Episode 19…
#why I gasped when the guard FLUNG Maomao off those steps like wow#it’s been ages since I’ve read volume 2 but it was like I was experiencing it all for the first time#the music at the end#him carrying her out we never got to read the light novel scene but we know it happened and seeing it was whew#the blood dripping#CINEMA#the apothecary diaries#kusuriya no hitorigoto
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Telling people to kill themselves (or is it detransition?) for a criticism of a book are we. What a normal take, aren’t you such a good person. For context I had pointed out the ways Serano almost exclusively brings up transmasc & genderqueer people to be critical or wrong about them.
One for the blocklist. Merry Christmas & Happy Holidays.
#transandrophobia#mine#blocklist#suicide bait tw#it’s wild to imply that I’m sensitive from a single post about me. I have in fact been suicidal since age 12#& out for years though recently feeling awful about it BECAUSE of transandrophobia & other hatred of my transmasc identity#I’ve been through a lot worse than some ‘mean words’ (read: misrepresenting people like me to my queer community) or a shitty reblog.
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i think hannibal lecter's (tv show version) relationship with god is so cool to think about. love this fucked up little cannibal and how he keeps challenging god to show his face for once. will you speak to me if i turn this man into a cherry blossom tree?
#hannibal#seriously i just wrote a bunch of incoherent shit about jsut this topic on discord.#if i have the essay energy ill try to write it coherently on here#also specified the tv show cause i have Not yet read the book and the movie its been ages since i watched it#while ive been autism beast about the tv show since i was like 14
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― “There are Mornings", Lisel Mueller
hockey poetry post fic rec 67/?
upon our reality
by @sequestering
"You're not see Sid?" Zhenya prompts when it's become apparent that Kris isn't going to elaborate on his own.
Kris is slow to reply again.
Zhenya flexes his fingers over the corner of the counter, watching the play of shadows over the surface.
"Not since the season ended."
(zhenya doesn't trust sid. that's the awful truth of it.)
#sidgeno contractgate hockey horror story set in Florida? yea. yeah. yes.#I read this ages ago and i haven't really been normal since#also. sorry. this edit doesnt really make sense unless you've read the fic. I think it means u gotta go read the fic.#u can come yell at me about it after. I really like it too.#fic rec#hockey poetry posts#sidney crosby#evgeni malkin#pittsburgh penguins
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LITERALLY stuff i’ve posted before <<<
i just wanted to assemble some modern au scribbles in one place :)
BUT they’re in different brushbug universes tho. in the second one brushbug is a relatively unpopular character with merch & only this family truly cares about it
#witch hat tag#orufrey#it's. like a foster home art school. oru is an old friend who decided to live with them to help out. he does art comms from his room#i thought i wasn't a modern au person or an au person at all but ever since i decided hubert von vestra & ferdinand von aegir met on neopets#when they were 13 and hubert got ferdinand's account frozen by tricking him into swearing on the neoboards losing him his faerie eyrie#and now a facet of their relationship is him trying to make up for that slight and their first anniversary present is a faerie eyrie plushie#i have realised the power and pleasure of modern aus.#there is nothing stopping qifrey from having his realisation while looking at his exhausted friend in a hoodie carrying food#for the kids under his arm & thinking 'is this... am i.. ????' < has actually been in love since they met at age 7 on deviantart#literally tumblr is just good at assembling things for myself. my art documents are kinda.. a mess. i have a folder for each yearly quarter#i hope u read the description i dont want to make it seem like coco invented a character at age 12 that is now on cereal boxes#oru was like what the fuck is this character and why is the house full of it but now he buys merch too & has brushbug slippers
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Trobed I drew through genuine tears while i had a 24 hr migraine and my good old pal dys for ya 👍
#ignore my leg and the shit on the table i just couldn't be bothered cropping the image#it's been ages since i doodled traditionally. I'm just so used to digital noe#now. why am I ALWAYS mistyping that as noe#anyways i was SOOOO UNORMAL ABOUT THEM YESTERDAY#look the thing about trobed for me is. it literally does not fucking matter if i read them as romantic as platonic(qpr) or literally#whatever like they ARE EVERYTHING. THEY ARE EVERYTHING I AM THEY ARE EVERYTHING I WANT THEY R EVERYTHING THE WORLD DENIES ME#THEY ARE EVERYTHING ❗❗❗❗❗❗#when abed said i always thought I'd spend forever observing the world you made me a part of it#THAT'S ME . THAT'S.#NO ONE HAS EVER BEEN ME LIKE THAT BEFORE#but no one's made me part of it and I'M IN AGONY#anyways day 157 asking where's the 'word' to my 'it's 2009'#alexspostsnstuff#alextriestoart#doodles#trobed#community#troy barnes#abed nadir#abed's shirt was my brother's suggestion btw. he's never seen community but i wanted him to feel included
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porygonhd by @startistdoodles, a few doodles complete with gen 5 styled sprites!
#pokemon#porygon#clai's art#maybe i went a lil overboard but i just Really liked this concept haha#i actually have always been a little annoyed the porygon line ended at z yknow?#like dont get me wrong i love the whole porygon line but it was cool how porygon seemed to develop along with the games#so while it makes sense to stop since its a full three-pokemon evo line. why stop at a Glitched version?#i was looking at the porygon lines' bulbapedia pages while drawing this out of curiosity#and porygon-z's smash bros trophies suggest a patch was on the way. but that never happened :(#also fun thing to note is that porygon seems to have been made purely to poke fun at people lmao#bulbapedia says people told satoshi tajiri it was too late to make a game boy game and he should make games with 3d polygonal graphics#so instead he made porygon. which is techincally polygons as they told him but still in sprite form lmaooo#but does that not make right now and even better time to make an actual split-evo for porygon2?#since pokemon switched to full 3d ages ago why not commemorate that with a fixed up final porygon evo?#anyway thats my porygon rant haha#porygonhd is Such a perfect concept i would do anything to have this in a real game#EDIT: //DANG// THE SECOND AFTER I POSTED THIS I READ THE ASK ABT HOW HD CANT OPEN ITS WINGS HAJGHVDHGD#ah well. its cute here isnt it
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Ayo and hellooo everyone!! The name's BK and silly exes are my game! >:]
I'm mainly active on twitter & sometimes stream on twitch, though things are a bit slow with college kicking my ass. I'm also the dude who made the silly College of Chaos au ft. the exes and some others. I'll use #CollegeofChaos to organize that stuff here!
Mostly made this tumblr as a place to post sillier things aaand keep more stuff organized for my au and general art pieces
Hope you enjoy the chaos here! :D
#temporary intro post#been ages since i touched tumblr#will slowly be uploading old art#AskBK#CollegeofChaos#chaos doodles#last three tags will be used for asks my college au and tagging my art#i like organizing things so i'll probably make more tags at some point#if you read to here thank you ;;#oh and hi jas!
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FINISHED MISTBORN ERA ONE!
good god that was one incredible series.
the ending shattered me, as i expected, and it has restored my faith in humanity, as i also expected.
i love how i understand now much more about the cosmere than i did (checks calendar) a month ago, i just love acquiring knowledge like a Keeper. I would've been an incredible Keeper.
unfortunately, i'm am aluminium Misting.
#mistborn#mistborn spoilers#the hero of ages#the well of ascension#the final empire#mistborn era 1#august reads mistborn#ladies and gentlemen it's been a pleasure to be your source of entertainment for the last month#unfortunately i will be turning to read some other books before continuing to era 2#like the eye of the world. i literally have 80 pages left pf the book.#also the ballad of snakes of songbirds#i started the book back in may and didn't touch it since starting rhythm of war (early june)
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Fellow TUC fans: how and when did you first find the series?
#i was around gregor's age when i first read them#my older brother was the first one to find them#then he read them and introduced them to my aunt who is a (now retired) elementary school librarian#both of them loved them so much and passed the love on to me by highly recommending them#then i made it my mission to never shut up about them to my friends#my now best friend sarafina read them way back when because they wanted to get to know me better after we met in social studies#and i think that's SO sweet#they loved the books too#so this was probably like... 2005? and the books have been so important to me and so near and dear to my heart ever since#tuc#tuc20#the underland chronicles
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do you guys think adderall exists in the pjo/riordanverse?
#before anyone calls me stupid. listen#obviously i know that most pharmaceuticals exist in universe but specifically since ADHD is seen as a demigod trait#do you think any medication would actually work? is it developed by the gods or monsters if it does exist?#percy jackson#percy jackon and the olympians#pjo series#as someone who was put on adderall at the age of 6 i can't imagine like. percy being on it like sally would never since she knows the truth#but i wonder if it could have ever been like. protective? idk#i was on adderall when i read the books and it nearly radicalized me against my medication at 10/11 years old lmao
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i finished the duel monsters dub for the first time ever last night (!!!) so i figured i oughta lock down my faces for the aibous... what a show, man
#yugi muto#yami yugi#atem#puzzleshipping#yugioh#ygo#ygo dm#duel monsters#my art#ive had atems face pretty set for literally years but ive never managed a yugi i was 100% happy with... this one is MUCH closer tho#i might render this later + experiment with some other hairstyles for them... i prefer drawing them with afrotextured hair#sketch#there are so many other yugioh artists who do such PHENOMENAL interpretations of ygo hairstyles in diff textures & styles!!!#i dont think ill be bringing anything new or revolutionary to the table hsdfghjkl. but i wanna play around w it!#i wanna experiment with‚‚‚ atem mullet‚‚‚ similar to how i did it in my yami jareth art. the super long jellyfish mullet is so cute on him#also!!! its so crazy to me to be done w the DM dub!!! ive loved yugioh for ages but had never managed to finish the show#but i decided some time last year/the year before that i was gonna try again in Earnest and!!! wow!!! call me matchbox 20#because how far weve come...#this is a big deal to me ive been into yugioh (as an adult) since like 2014ish so this has been a long time coming!!!#im gonna read the DM manga next and i think we are gonna do DSOD this week#then i guess jump right into GX!!! ive been cosplaying jaden for so long its gonna be crazy to watch his actual series...#i only know him from bonds beyond time hsdfghjkl. AND BBT ABRIDGED... MY AUTISM MOVIE...#anyway. yugioh. 🥺🥺🥺💖💖💖😭😭😭💕💕💕
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