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the Johars heard of the "bury your gays" trope and took that upon themselves to fulfill to a T bc internalized homophobia and societal heteronormativity, having a meltdown in the f*cking club rn
#film: kal ho naa ho#kal ho naa ho#khnh#bollywood#i was robbed. bamboozled. scammed#@ the mutual who gave me this rec you know who you are f*ck you (emotionally unstable)#like bitch i cried for the entire last hour of the film#it's queer you said!!! it will be fun you said!!! there's a love triangle you said!!!#you did not tell me that i would be a wreck a mess not able to listen to the first notes of the title track without breaking down#bc apparently that was not information that needed to be shared???#i call bs#Karan: this is how the ending of the film is going to be#Yash in what would be his last production before his death: change the ending we need the audience to want to cry#like hell i did bitch#Aman deserved none of this how am i supposed to f*cking function#i will end up writing fanfiction out of pure spite at the rate this is going tf#and you're telling me that SRK has never shown the actual ending to his children. you're telling me this man convinced the Johars#to cut that last part out of the film so that his children wouldn't see their father die on screen from heart failure#while both his girlfriend and his boyfriend lose their f*cking minds#and mourn him for the rest of their life.#bitch. BITCH#f*ck me then#can't decide whether i should scream about whether he had the right idea about it or whether i needed a copy of that exclusive cut#but i'm going to go and take myself apart with the OST in the background does anyone want anything#local gay watches Bollywood.txt
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i'll be honest the "man vs bear" thing is so fucking funny like the only way you've never ran into a man in a forest is if you've never been in a forest. when i'm in a forest and i run into a man (happened so far every time i've been hiking in a forest) what happens is i say "good morning" and he says "good morning" and then we continue on our way. on the other hand if i ran into a bear in the forest i would shit myself.
#i mean one time i did get called a köcsög by a man in the woods and i assume the bear would not do that#but that's fine i've been called worse things by strangers in populated areeas so i'll live#man vs bear#sorry this debate is so idiotic it's killing me. damn bitch you live like this (paranoid as hell)
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The ringmaster and the amphitheater. The chessboard and the player. Round and round they go.
#THE SILLIES. but also they have DEPTH. Which is INTERESTING#The circus man and the circus tent#theyre the circus duo#two ass CLOWNS is what they are#I find their dynamic very compelling. Its like#Lucifer is the devil from the BIBLE. yet Alastor gets offended by the unfairness of their power dynamic#MY MAN YOU WERE A RADIO HOST WHEN YOU WERE ALIVE#WHEN DID YOUR BAR GET TO THE FUCKING CEILING#Anyways. theyre fun. they have some fun things in common but theyd never admit to it. theyd be the friend to go bitch about someone#also im all for a qpr with these two#theyre so funny. imagine them as roomates#my art#art post#hazbin hotel#alastor#hazbin hotel lucifer#lucifer morningstar#I wonder if somewhere down in hell the actual lucifer is looking up at us judgementally#i wonder what would happen if I showed a priest from thousands years ago this content and go: yeah this is how the bible looks now#doodles#radioapple#appleradio#duckiedeer#hazbin alastor#hazbin lucifer#hazbin art#hazbin hotel fanart#hazbin hotel fandom#hazbinhotel#hazbin hotel alastor
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I'm a Kai Winn apologist but not because I think she's a good person. She's a compelling tragic character
#Winn is a pawn of the prophets#they purposefully did not talk to her#even quark has an orb experience#but the Kai doesn't get one word#she is holding onto her faith by a string and the wormhole aliens put her in that position for their own gain#the prophets are like lol snip snip bitch#they put her through hell because they needed her to bring the reckoning with the pah wraiths#she's ambitious and calculating yeah but she also lived through the worst of the occupation#plenty of people come out of trauma with negative attributes#it doesn't excuse her behavior but maybe it explains some of it#she really does just want what's best for Bajor#through the worst of it she still believes#the prophets are more ambitious cold and calculating than Kai Winn is#her crisis of faith happens because she finally gets word from her gods that she has been loyal to all this time#and it ends up being the pah wraiths and she still struggles to turn to their side#she was written as a grating character and they write her so well#star trek deep space nine#before ds9 goes off my radar for 3 months#Kai Winn#meta#I could have written that as a cohesive post and not a tag essay...
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Given how much of a shit Mammon is, I think he’d low key be REALLY into it if you’re a little shit right back to him.
Like he holds up a set of lingerie he KNOWS is way too small for you and says “Cute set, eh?? Too bad it won���t fit your fatass! >:)” And without even looking up from what you’re doing, you smirk and shoot back “Oh please, you and everyone else in this shithole LOVE my fatass! So you can bend over and kiss it! I can’t really say the same for you though, ya Christmas tree ass bitch.” And it takes what little self control he has to not marry you on the spot.
#yes this interaction did happen#the aftermath: he just cackled and said ‘ya got me there love. now comere’ and lemme take ya up on that offer~’#internally tho he was like ‘i must be the luckiest bastard in hell; fuckin love this bitch’#you and mammon regularly tease and roast eachother#not only is it entertaining to him but it’s also hot af that you can take his shit and throw it right back at him and then some#hazbin hotel#helluva boss#mammon#helluva boss mammon#hazbin hotel mammon#mammon x reader
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#meloetta#okay. let's all be honest with ourselves. first of all‚ pirouette form that i didn't even know existed is under the cut#second of all. do any of us REALLY know anything about meloetta's lore? they show up in the gti postgame i THINK but i don't#even remember why they did that. something about helping you with the town building mechanics (which i still think is insanely cool)#and i don't think this “pirouette form” ever happens. in there. i think they're barely relevant even in gti#the hell is this thing? like. an event pokémon that was somehow even less relevant than genesect and keldeo?#if anyone knows what this thing is or what its lore significance is. then. i'd be surprised. lemme google it actually. bulbapedia time#okay…… plays music…… sings or whatever……… pirouette form is. normal/fighting? ok#bulbapedia dropping a whole-ass ♩ which i didn't even know was a unicode character#ok. it sings. why#yeah only ever released via event. sad? sad#it would be more sad if i knew anything about this bitch other than that they sing and that is it#why do they need to be mythical. what is the point
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since we only see the fucking. what do i call it. this thing.
when theyre alone do we think oscar has told the others about these weird merge episodes?
because it doesnt seem like they know...
#chat i am thinking about this so much#no cause ren said 'oscar just...isnt himself' like does he know whats wrong. does he know. oscar are you talking to your friends.#also im pretty sure oscar was implying that this like. isnt a normal part of the merge. which im now thinking about what the fuck this is#makin another post about it#rwby#tree talks#oscar pine#ozmosis#ozpin#tree can't shut up about oscar pine#no you just know theyre isolating themselves when they can also. like he is not talking to them#i know that because ren is like how the hell did jaune get these bitches to talk to him.#like i feel like they dont know#'like minded' = emotional repression#i dont even know if oscar told them what magic does to them#like if there was any time to bring that up it was when telling everyone about oz being back and that what he did was magic#and he. didnt.#like hes not gonna bring it up of his own accord. hed probably only mention these like merging episodes#is if someone was with them while one happened#i dunno im rambling#i just want to make angst...
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OOH YEAH BABY! PARTY TIME BABY! MUSIC! DRINKS! SOCIAL PRESSURE & A PSYCHEDELIC BREAK DOWN! WELCOME TO VAMPIRE SOCIETY MOTHERFUCKER! ARE YOU SCARED? DO YOU UNDERSTAND YET? ITS OKAY IF NOT. FIRE DISSOLVED IT! ITS ALL GONE NOW. HAVE FUN!
#jrwi fanart#jrwi show#jrwi suckening#jrwi suckening spoilers#RRAAHH IM IN LOVE WITH THIS SHOW SOOO GOODDAMN MUCH!! each o these characters has STOLEN my HEART!!!#LIKE EMIZEEELLL i love emizel so much.. runnin around announcing that HE isa PRINCE while shiloh FINALLY quietly clicks the pieces together#nathan hanover you MADMAN!!! that slow dramatic guitar riff as emizel makes that announcement was so fuckin COOL UGHHHH#MR HANOVER DOES IT AGAIN just creating tracks that absoultely WORM into my MIND and HHEAARRT UUGHHGHH#emizel is so cool and so funny and so adorable UUGHH ill gush abt him more when i finally post my emizel n soda doodle page#ARTHUR FUCKING BENNET. i totally get why grizz has a hard time playing him. hes cool and stoic n its not easy to play a man o little words#BUT BBOOOY DOES HE DO IT WELL!! arthur DOES come off as so stoic n cool & it just makes his lil misfortunes all the more charming#like falling into the red fear or confrontin edward twilight or accidentally doing lsd. I LOVE THATS HES THE BAD LUCK GUY.#okay uhhu uhh i have limited room here what else should i say uhh. THE NPCS. MY GOD THE NPCS. CHARLIE U WONDERFUL MADMAN#edward twilight is SUCH a funny fucking antagonist. and supposedly his magic stuff is super scary?? SO EXCITED TO SEE MORE OF THAT#ill ramble abt mr deacon keller later eheh i have a. uh. a doodle page in the works. so in the meantime DAYBRINGER SOLOMON!!#“HERE COMES THE SUN MOTHERFUCKER!” “ILL SEE YOU IN HELL. NOT. IM GOING TO HEAVEN. BITCH.” like come on now. oh my god. i need him#BIG POWERFUL BEAST AND EVERY WORD HE SAYS HAS ME CRACKING UP. THE MUFFLED VOICE IN THE DARK BROKEN BY “LIGHT!”#TRULY HILARIOUS AND YET TRULY HORRIFYING. I FUCKIN LOVE CHARLIE NPCS SO MUCH. I HOPE WE SEE HIM AGAIN OHH MY GOOOODDD#OKAYokay. im normal now. ill talk abt the piece. if u read my tags this far then u get special secret knowledge abt the artistic process#IM VERY HAPPY WITH MY COLORS! i know they were hallucinating on drugs so i just recalled the times i did drugs & used that as my influence#REMEMBER KIDS! acid is totally fine if ur safe and responsible about it. do acid and then stare at my art for a bit trrruuust me. IT MOVES!#anyway i think thats all my thoughts here. thank you for looking at my art n thanku if ur one o the ppl that says nice things in the tags#U are LITERLY my life blood i pick up each of u n kiss u so sweetly on the head. remember to try acid!!!!
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I think the portrayal of Spider-Man 2099 in Across the Spider-Verse is in-character in that aside from like Shattered Dimensions he's always been portrayed as a bit of an asshole who slips into anti-hero territory at times and generally has a "needs of the many over the needs of the few" mindset and given his specific circumstances in the movie it's not unreasonable to think he could take the actions he does. However it does kinda suck that since like 99% of moviegoers had no idea who he was before the movie came out their first impression of him is when he's in an antagonistic role and people think "antagonist" and "villain" are synonyms so now I'm gonna have to listen to people who've never read a comic saying he's a villain or isn't a real Spider-Man for the rest of time or at least until he inevitably changes his mind in the third one.
#hell you don't even need to read a comic just look up a let's play of spider-man edge of time you'll get what i mean#but yeah i saw a post that was like#''the first movie had a joke about how spider-man doesn't wear a cape and miguel has a cape they did that to show he's not spider-man''#as if he hasn't had that cape since his creation 30 fucking years ago#he's not even the only spider-man to have one. spider-man unlimited is also a thing that exists.#even the first movie had that call-back joke where they see the peter from miles's universe had a suit with a cape#these movies have a lot of little details with deeper meanings but the cape thing just isn't one of them sorry#but yeah. play edge of time or find it on youtube it's good.#shattered dimensions is also good but miguel's personality in that game is closer to peter's for some reason#so edge of time is better for getting a feel of what he's usually like#but yeah i do think spider-verse miguel was probably more straightforwardly heroic like other versions before the whole dead family thing#and i think he and the rest of the spider society are just genuinely misguided about how the whole canon event thing works#cause like george and gwen don't die in every universe peter doesn't get the symbiote in every universe#even uncle ben doesn't die in every universe#but miguel THINKS those things always happen. that's why he got the others to believe it cause he genuinely believes it himself#and i think they all take comfort in the idea that these bad things that happen to them happen for a reason#i know that's josh keaton's interpretation for why spectacular peter joined and i don't disagree with it#that's also why i disagree with people saying that miles is The Only True Spider-Man There just cause he was the first to outright reject it#look me in the fucking eye and tell me spectacular peter and insomniac peter don't understand what it means to be spider-man#or actually don't cause i'll bitch slap you into next week if you do#miguel o'hara#marvel#shut up tristan
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my goofy ass brain really waited 5 years to give me a death note phase i'm floored
#death note#light yagami#misa amane#l lawliet#dn#lawlight#my art#decided to binge the anime as background noise while i worked just so i could cross it off my list (read the manga years ago)#little did i know that was the equivalent of shooting myself in the foot#hell these doodles were just meant to serve as a short break from said thing i'm working on. it's been 2 hours.#holds head in my hands this wasn't supposed to happen this was Not the plan#also heyyy hiiiii first actual art post on this blog in like a million years#does this mean regular posting is back?lol. lmao n#anyways light is a silly bitch i will sock him in the face#me and my gifted kid red head fictional characters with poor morals and the gayest rivalries known to man </3#what am i even doing with my life honestly
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not a csm reader but good heavens will someone please get denji out of there
#they disassembled that boy. DISASSEMBLED#bro is NOT coming back from that#like y’all talking about yuji stocks going up izuku stocks plummeting bitch denji stocks don’t exist#my mans just wanted to mind his own business and this what they did to him smh shit is crazy#oh and i need makima to d!e#idk how but i need her GONEEEEEE#that lady goin UNDER the hell for what she did to them kids#smh smh#csm#chainsaw man#denji#csm denji#GET HIM OWTTTTT#HE DID NUN TO DESERVE THATTT
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Chapter 4-58 spoilers
*inhales*
I'm so done with this chapter
#might sound stupid but i legit cried#did you really have to beat the shit out of me like this?#hey gabriel fuck you personally you bitch#whb nina#whb leamas#whb spoilers#what in hell is bad spoilers#whb#prettybusy what in “hell” is bad?#what in hell is bad#what in “hell” is bad?
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https://twitter.com/danfetes/status/1712166167572361344
josh says people saying stuff about stef ticks him off 😭 that's the meanest he'll ever get off the field 😭
that was kinda... 😏😏😏
and i definitely know stef feels the same... 😏
" tired of hearing all this nonsense... lot of guys in this league that have that same fire that don't get talked about, but--"
" frankly that kind of ticks me off when people wanna say stuff about him, but... we'll keep that all internal here 🙂🙃🫥."
this is allen at his boiling point omg 😭😭 held back by pr
#reporter: we talked to josh and we asked him a question about y-#stef smirks in Yeah. I Bet You Did. Bitch.😎 we're a two packaged deal. inseparable 😎 (insufferable) im his right hand man. his silly rab-#the sassy pose and the fond smile. theyre so untouchable dramatic ass top of the foodchain powercouple it's Unreal.#WHERE IS THE RPF!?!??!?!????#josh and allen sooooo fucked after this#fucked HARRRRD bro fucked HARD#and they were both soo ready for it like you cant tell me they didnt fuck nasty after this HELLO#we cant always bet on them winning but the fuck nasty is surely guranteed#diggs had the bed all set up with romantic candlelight and roses and josh hurdled over all that shit just to hold him in his arms#josh caught on fire a little bit but diggs patted the flames down before he could notice#all the snow piled up around their home in buffalo could not muffle the 'youre my qb.. ure my qb' pants& moans which shake those very walls#josh '🙃🙃' the hell outta this interview#he said YOU may not understand diggs horrors but **I** DO!!@@! **I** UNDERSTAND. I GET THEM.#the frustration of seeing everyone hate on his husband when he knows all of that pales in how much stef hates himself#AND THAT MAKES JOSHS LITTLE STUNNED FACE ALL THE MORE SAD LIKE. HES SO HURT FOR STEF.#AND HE JUST KNOWS. he KNOWS the public is gonna spin this horribly. make stef the diva they always degrade him as#josh has CONSTANTLY with like a bear pacing around the cracked glass enclosure barely disguised rage#defended stef from misinterpretation and disdained the diva drama so vehemently#so everytime josh messes up or stef messes up or they lose all josh is thinking and feeling is 'im fucking this up for him even more#i dont care if theyre gonna be mad at me. diggs is hurting. somehow some way. diggs is gonna get Hurt.#and i cant do anything but talk. and i cant even do that well.#it's all my fault i cant do anything im so stupid im so stupid'#saint bernard song 1 hour#that single wide eyed stare he gives his wr bcs all he can do is stare as stef's pain surges#it's not fear of stef as the media tries to portray for qbwr tension. it's fear For stef.#he knows theres hurt. and he knows theres gonna be even more hurting. and. the nail. he knows he cant do anything to help it from stopping#'why couldnt i throw better. i need to just run it to lessen the chances. i need to do something. i need to be better. i have to be better'#meanwhile diggs could care less abt what everyone else thinks about him. he just cares abt how josh thinks. about josh#stef wants to perform well so josh can actually feel well. be able to express anything he wants without worry or treading#diggs/allen
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I just got done rewatching ashildr’s episode and she asks why he hasn’t made Clara immortal and it makes me wonder what would Clara do with true immortality and no doctor … like that girl would burn the planet just for some fun. Thoughts on what she’d get up to?
tbf that's just her canon ending! she's just immortal now with no doctor! and before you're like well actually she still has to die one day it's like. does she tho. like i truly believe she'd get ten years in and be like wait this rules actually i'm not giving this up and then sends a flesh copy or clone or smth to gallifrey to die in her place. boom free immortality absolutely zero drawbacks she will never regret it and definitely won't spiral into a deep period of depression once she realises that she will never ever be able to stop that everything will just keep going on and so will she. forever. that day will never come!
and yes of course she burns planets. she's like i am doing this to save the universe. and sometimes it's not a lie! hahaha classic clara. the flux happens and she's like well really any planets i may or may not have destroyed for definitely good reasons don't really count now do they and everyone's like yes they still fucking do and she's like 👍 <- is already committing another genocide
#a thousand years later she's like why did i do that. why did i do that to myself. this will never stop not ever i can never stop. why#and the immortal me's like told you so#clara: there is no way in hell you can remember telling me anything.#the immortal me: yeah but i start every new diary by writing 'i told clara becoming truly immortal is a bad fucking idea' on the first page#asks#actuallypjo#doctor who#clara oswald#man i gotta finish the clara & martha thing bc martha's accidentally making her a better person by saying damn bitch you live like this?#and it's great
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#barboach#their mouth is so tiny… like… i know they're a fish and all but. it's so small. how do they get anything in there#barboach is that one “4x weakness to grass my beloved” bitch who always threw me off as a kid when i was trying to beat it#because i would be like. ah yes. this is a Fish. i will use an electric-type move. wah-wah#unfortunately that tendency persisted quite a while for me. i think i did it even in legends arceus to be quite honest. but i know now#i have it memorized. this bitch and whiscash are ground-types. for. no reason. i guess it's because they live in swamps or whatever#and so. ground? but also whiscash's pond doesn't really look like a swamp. wouldn't lend itself to being a ground-type zone#i dunnoooo. i think there's a lot of passion for barboach out there tbqh. i don't think i've seen it with my eyes but it just Feels like a#'mon people would be passionate about. any barboach out there please let me know how the hell you are using tumblr with no arms#and from underwater. do you have special water computers. and also why are you a ground-type. thanks
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THE BEST OF PRIORITY: SUR'KESH
Featuring: Cmdr. Sophie Shepard, Lt. James Vega, EDI, and Urdnot Wrex
With: Lt. Steve Cortez, Dr. Mordin Solus, Major Kirrahe, and Urdnot Bakara
And a Special Guest Appearance by: Adm. Steven Hackett
Alliance R&D has officially begun construction on the Prothean device. The team has dubbed it: "Project Crucible". We're throwing everybody who knows how to throw a hammer at it. This is gonna be the most ambitious undertaking in human history. I'm not saying it won't be a challenge- but we can do this, Shepard. You can do this. Never doubt that.
Mass Effect 3: Legendary Edition (2021)
+BONUS (the smirk™️)
#mira makes gifs ✨#sophie shepard#james vega#EDI#urdnot wrex#steve cortez#mordin solus#mass effect#mass effect 3#me3#mass effect legendary edition#dailygaming#i feel like i probably should have split the actually sur'kesh set in half like i did with mars#but i got lazy after i split out the normandy summit gifs and i wanted to keep the rest of the mission together lol#wrex having small conversation moments with james and EDI was everything to me#bc with both of them it felt like wrex passing on some of his old kid on the block knowledge to the new kids on the block and i just 🥺#like i didn't get it in the gif but the second part of that convo with james he says something like#'you're one of shep's new recruits? hang on kid- it's a hell of a ride!' and when i tell you i SOBBED#like the entire first half of this playthrough is soph taking her newer squadmates out to help her build the army for the reaper war#so running into all these old friends/teammates and hearing them share their wisdom with james and EDI as new recruits is everything to me!#also EDI and james look very cute in their armor (ESPECIALLY EDI IN HER HUNTER HOOD I LOVE HER YOUR HONOR)#i'm just gonna say wrex's little tongue out at the salarians in the background of padok's gif sent me so hard i had to include it LMAO#and i'd write something about the mordin cameo but the mordin cameo on tuchanka is better so i'll save my thoughts for that one#ig thanks for being wrex's inside man mordin you were real for that one#the real salarian homie of this mission was kirrahe and i love him (he's my favorite and i adore him thank you for coming to my TEDtalk) :)#and i will also say that i adore bakara and she's the highlight of this mission for me bc of the lines but also like???#her grabbing the shotgun from wrex to take out the cerberus troops is everything and his expression afterwards is *chef's kiss*#and SOPH'S LITTLE SMIRK LMAOOOOOOO i had to include it bc i saw it in the back and it sent me to the next dimension lol#and since i just use the tags to share all my annoying little thoughts on a final note:#i included the elevator bomb scene bc in soph's canon she gets injured during it for the shenko angst pre-coup bc i'm an angsty bitch :)
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