yeah idk if this banking app is cursed, this motherfucker deserves every single thing that's coming to him

dude one thing i fucking HATE about customer service is when someone comes to you with like a Minor issue they faced with your workplace and you like say sorry and explain why that might have been and then say sorry again and the person is like "mm i dont think thats the answer im looking for here." LIKE OKAY WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT ME TO DOOOOO THEN HUH?????????? IM VERY CLEARLY THE LOWEST EMPLOYEE RANK THERE IS I HAVE NO POWER TO DO ANYTHING??? if you want to speak to a manager the go fucking speak to a manager or ask me to get one for you??????? dont make it my fucking problem and act like im being unreasonable and difficult

god this one nurse is all up in my business about my sleep. I told her I had diazepam last night which helped me sleep and she said ‘blah blah it’s an addictive drug’

girl do you even KNOW me? I asked for diaz for my anxiety, not for fucking sleep. I know the dangers of benzos but I cannot fucking deal with this anxiety anymore. leave me the fuck alone

post: hey lesbians it's okay to be horny for characters! do what you want!

some fucking person: agreed!!! just remember to only be horny for characters who aren't underage :)

me: wow fucking incredible you sure were Informative ™ and Helpful ™ you sure did signal to everyone that you're such a Good Person ™ by going on a post aimed at sapphics to remind them not to be pedophiles Jesus Fucking Christ shut the FUCK UP

MOTHERFUCKER MY FLIGHT IS ON THURSDAY 😭😭😭😭

Guys I get there at like noon or so, do you think it is still possible???????????????

I know its just an application but like even the possibility is going to make me faint 🫠

And there's also an application for a paddock tour, what if I died, what if I fucking died, what if I exploded!?!?!?!?

Zonai? you mean walking retcons?

Ableism moment

They take gods silliest soldier and deprive him for angst factor

it makes me so sad like what’s the point in all these foolish angst fics that deprive him of all his actual character

i was going to add to that post also but like not to mention the way gay men will literally just treat women like little dolls for their amusement too... literally nothing more misogynistic and aggressive than the relationship btwn a pop girl and her gay stans. as if its fine that u only see her as an object to entertain u and ur impossible standards & face ur outrage when she fails bc u dont want to fuck her wowwww youre so not like the other guys congrats!!

let me tell you this is michol corleoney wwere alive today creep would be his #1 most played song on spotify wrapped

Aggressive grindr couple unresponded message count: SIXTEEN

oh well fuck me i guess

doctors offices will be like "we will charge you money if you cancel an appointment with less than 24 hours' notice," and then cancel your appointment on the day of, less than 6 hours before the scheduled time, AND demand you come in almost 2 hours earlier instead, then be annoyed with you when you are busy and can't take their calls or come early

sometimes i wonder if the average person truly has never felt excitement in their lives based on the interactions i get just bc im melodramatic 😭😭😭😭😭 like how fucking empty is your life when posting a few memes is ‘deranged’ behavior? 

NOT TUNGLE RECOMMENDING ME A T*RF POST DURING PRIDE MONTH 😫😫😫

DROPOUT DID NOT DO THE SAME THING AT ALL you are dumb as hell. watcher dropped youtube with a surprise announcement they hyped up as if it was for a new show, dropout didn't completely abandon youtube, and when they moved more of their content to a subscription service it wasn't just all at once besides that, watcher is not nearly on the same level as dropout. like I love them but be so real right now. dropout had been around for decades as collegehumor, they had that fanbase. they were at the level that they COULD have another subscription platform. the watcher crew talks about how much money everything costs...while wasting their money on this bullshit without even testing the waters to see if people would be interested. nope they had to get people hyped for a big surprise.

Literally who are you and why are you mad at me lmao