oh also: should I change my icon to sedusa or just leave it as myself lmao

Social Media War

Pairing: Tom Holland x reader Warnings: fluff, obvious flirting, and people being dense?? — The first time you appeared on Tom’s Instagram was a few days after you signed a contract with Marvel. Your character was supposed to make her first appearance in Spider-Man: Far From Home, so it made sense that you’d meet the cast. You were at your first table read with Tom. Marvel had recently announced that you were cast to play a superhero that would be a big part of the next generation of the avengers. “Y/n,” Tom calls to you. You look up from your script just in time to see Tom’s phone pointed at you. You smile and give him a thumbs up. After that, you both laugh. After the table read, you check Instagram and notice your follower count had grown. Confused, you check your DMs, because of the little, pink bubble that tells you someone’s DMed you. You click on Tom’s profile picture and Instagram tells you ‘@/tomholland2013 mentioned you in a story’. You see the video of Tom calling your name to get your attention before you smile at him and then you’re both laughing. Tom captioned the short video: Congratulations to @/its_y/n ! It’s her first table read as y/c/n You smile before DMing Tom for the first time. You: thanks Tom 💗 the table read was a lot of fun today hopefully I didn’t seem too awkward or nervous Tom: It was a lot of fun and you weren’t awkward You: good that was one of my main worries 😂. But now I need to get you back for that video Bc I look crusty af 😂 Tom: You didn’t — You take a video of Tom who is sitting across from you in a restaurant that some of the cast decided to go to. He rolls his eyes and flips you off. You caption it ‘it doesn’t look like it but he luvs me 💜’ you tag Tom before posting it on your story. — Fan account 1: posts the video you took of Tom and the video Tom took of you. Caption: cute parallels Comment section: Fan accounts 2: They’re so cute I think they’re dating Fan account 3: what about Tomdaya?? Fan account 4: I don’t think they’re dating yet but they will be soon ❤️ Fan account 1: chill I’m just saying they both posted cute videos of each other — Zendaya invited some of the cast to a little movie night, but most of them can’t make it, so it ends up being just you, Tom, and Zendaya. Zendaya takes a picture of you and Tom for her insta story and captions it ‘movie night with these two’ You do that thing where you add someone’s story to your story and add a caption: ‘aww wouldn’t want to third wheel anyone else’ Zendaya then adds that to her story with the caption ‘everyone else is the third wheel when you and Tom see each other 😂 I’ll prove i She posts a saved picture of the cast where everyone’s looking at the camera except you and Tom...who didn’t realize that a picture was being taken. You can tell from the picture that you’re both laughing. Later, Z takes a picture of you and Tom sitting really close to each other while watching the movie. ‘Who is the third wheel 😂’ Tom looks through Z’s story and posts the last one on his story with the caption ‘you’re just jealous no one likes you 😂’. You post that on your story and add ‘I like Z better than I like you, loser’. — Fan account 1: posts screenshots of the whole thing. Caption: Z ships it!! Comments: Fan account 2: this is so cute Fan account 3: I knew they were dating #yourshipname Tomholland2013: I was laughing at y/n not with her Its_y/n: @/tomholland2013 shut up loser — Tomholland2013: posts a picture series on Instagram. The first picture is of you laughing at the camera, some scenery behind you. The second picture is of Tom standing in the same spot. The third picture is just the view. Caption: a day off in Italy with my favorite loser Fan 1: OMG THEYRE IN LOVE LOOK AT HOW HES LOOKING AT THE CAMERA!! Y/N TOOK THE PIC MY HEART Fan 2: what about Z?? Fan 3: definitely a date!! Fan 4: @/fan3 I live near there and I saw them today they were laughing and holding hands and Tom bought her some gelato it was definitely a date you can see it on my acc Fan 5: respect their privacy!! Fan 6: I don’t like them together Fan 7: this is so cute!! Zendaya: y/n is sooo pretty Lifeisaloha: @/Zendaya way prettier than Tom Its_y/n: @/zendaya @/lifeisaloha idk I think Tom’s prettier — Its_y/n: posts a series of photos on Instagram. The first picture is of Tom looking at a view over a ledge. The second picture is you in the same position. The third picture is a selfie of you and tomb on the edge of a hill laughing. The fourth picture is moved because you’re about to fall off the cliff. Caption: He’s a real life super hero bc he saved me from falling down that hill but now he won’t stop talking about it 🙄 (swipe for a surprise) Tomholland2013: I saved your life Its_y/n: it was a hill not a cliff but thank you Zendaya: you’re so clumsy 😂 Lifeisaloha: this is almost as bad as when you almost broke your wrist on set even tho you have like no stunts Fan 1: 🥰 THEYRE SO CUTE 🥰 Fan 2: she’s so clumsy 😂 Fan 3: yourshipname shippers are getting content today 👏🏾 Fan 4: I love them 😍 Jakegyllenhaal: I’d be jealous if Tom and I weren’t already married Tomholland2013: @/jakegyllenhaal you’re the one 💍 Its_y/n: @/tomholland2013 @/jakegyllenhaal as long as I’m the best man Tomholland2013: you’re always my best man — Tomholland2013: posts a picture series of the premiere of spiderman: far from home. The first picture is of you two staring at each other like you’re the only ones there. The second picture is of you and Tom holding hands. The third picture is of you two laughing. The fourth picture is of Tom kissing your cheek while you smile. Caption: So glad we met while filming this movie. I can’t tell if I was more nervous about the premiere or our first official date. ❤️🥰 Zendaya: I TOLD YOU SHE LIKED YOU BACK lifeisaloha: I’m glad we can stop pretending that both of you don’t just stare at each other all the time Fan 1: AHH ITS HAPPENING Fan 2: where is that gif of Michael Scott from the office when you need it? Fan 3: IM SO HAPPY Fan 4: can we just talk about zendaya’s reaction Its_y/n: aww 🥰 you’re so sweet ily and btw you didn’t need to be nervous about either but I was really nervous about both. — Its_y/n: posts a series of Instagram pictures. The first one is of you kissing Tom’s cheek. The second picture is the picture of you and Tom holding hands. The third part is actually a video of you walking down the red carpet together. Caption: As long as Jake doesn’t find out, right 😂? First marvel premier and first official date with the best person I’ve ever met 💗 Tomholland2013: that dress 👏🏻 Tomholland2013: you’re glowing Tomholland2013: I’m so happy this is happening Zendaya: Aww cutest couple Jakegyllenhaal: y/n l/n stole my man. That’s how awesome she is. Lifeisaloha: fun fact: I called this the day we met her 💛 Fan 1: AH ITS OFFICIAL Fan 2: how much do you want to bet that the bloopers are basically just live footage of them falling in love Its_y/n: @/fan2 you’re not wrong 😂 Fan 3: I want to see this movie and two hours of Tom Holland and y/n l/n falling in love. Fan 4: petition to rename ffh to Tom Holland gets the cutest girlfriend

@mccnhild tagged me in a few tags and 1) thank you!!! 2) since i’m apparently incapable of not talking abt myself on all platforms including what was meant to be a thirst blog for bts, but i haven’t actually like. said any concrete facts about myself lmao i figured i should actually talk about myself on here?? so this is a good opportunity to do that

uh well the first one is the bias selfie tag and everyone else might be cute enough to do that but i would honestly rather swallow a bee whole than directly compare myself to yoongi LIKE. i just. no. so i’ll just post a selfie. i almost never take pictures of myself so i really did not have much to choose from, ignore the janky lipstick and extremely yellow light lmao. i took these on the night that i went to go see burn the stage and YES i looked and felt extremely out of place #armysneedgothrepresentation

hate that these are so large but idk how to work tumblr despite having it since 2010

“get to know me” tag:

Nicknames/Pet names:  literally so boring lmfao, just em or emmy (although if you do call me emmy and you’re not a close family member i will be legally obliged to murder you). my grandma calls me milunia sometimes which is like a polish nickname for emily i think? that’s probably my only nickname that i actually like the sound of

Zodiac: this might get me killed for admitting this on tumblr dot com but i could literally care less about astrology. i’m a taurus but i don’t rly identify w it or care

Height: like 5′3.75 and yes i’m pretentious for not just saying 5′4 but that’s my truth

Last Movie: i literally never watch movies uhhh i think the last one was venom? i hate marvel movies normally but i will literally endure anything for tom hardy

Last Thing I Googled: "movies 2018″ bc i knew the last movie i watched was pretty recent but i couldn’t remember it lmfao

Favorite musician: radiohead, city and colour, alexisonfire, daughter, and this group that’s called bts i think??? 

Songs Stuck In My Head: desire by ateez, their new album BANGS and this song in particularly is so catchy 

Other Blogs: @thedalishelves is my main and @calebandnott is my semi/mostly-inactive critical role blog. i’ve had like a billion others but those are the ones that are (ostensibly) active

Do I Get Asks?: i used to a lot but all of the blogs i got a lot of asks on are either deleted or i don’t use them much anymore. i do kinda miss it sometimes but also now no one asks me to diagnose them or tells me their trauma in detail so it’s a toss up really

Dream Trip: i have a phobia of traveling lmfao so it’s more about who i’m with rather than the destination? like i don’t really care at all about seeing new places, more about just being with someone that i like away from daily life for a bit. that being said i do wanna go to paris before i die. also italy and poland to like. connect w my ancestry or w/e lmfao

Amount of Sleep: when i just let my body do its thing (which has been almost all the time lately as i don’t have classes any more and my job has irregular hours) i naturally sleep for abt 9-10 hours. and yes that’s a lot and YES it sucks

Lucky Number: i mean it’s not lucky but i have a Thing abt the number 3 in certain situations

What I’m Wearing: sweats and hoodie bc i’m at home and if u wear anything other than comfy clothes at home. i have nothing to say to u

Favorite food: don’t rly have one atm

Dream job: english professor!!! i’m nearly half way through my phd so. almost there! (if any jobs ever open up 💀💀💀 might get to fulfill this dream in about 40 years or so)

Play any instruments:  i used to play the piano and the baritone (lmfao) but i’ve long abandoned them

Languages: obvs english, EXTREMELY bad french that i can passably read, sort of write, almost completely cannot speak and definitely cannot understand. also i took a year of arabic during my undergrad but i only remember how to kind of read the alphabet. and i have a pretty sizable polish vocabulary (considering i don’t speak it) but absolutely do not know ANY grammar, so the best i could do is throwing random polish words into english sentences. so. basically just english and reading in french

Random fact: *vegan voice* HI I’M A VEGAN

15 questions tag:

Are You Named After Someone: yeah emily brontë bc my mom loved wuthering heights lmfao. in hindsight.. really indicative of how my life would turn out (both in the whole ‘i love reading and i’m doing an english phd’ thing and also the gothic tragic horror lmfao)

When was the last time you cried: yesterday about 461 times. sometimes it be like that

Do You Have Kids: yes one beautiful little tabby cat named faye, i adopted her in august and she’s 3 years old now and extremely annoying and also perfect

Do You Use Sarcasm A Lot: i used to a lot more but now i’m too paranoid abt people hating me and thinking i’m negative so i try not to

What’s the First Thing You Notice About Someone: if they’re a threat or not (either in the immediate physical sense, like seeing someone walking down the street towards me, or in the more complicated sense that i can’t be bothered getting into now and yes i’m aware this is a depressing answer)

Eye Color: dark green

Scary Movie or Happy Ending:  what a weird thing to juxtapose lmfao ig i’m a bit too much of a wimp to watch scary movies often so happy ending? i’m really not one to need happy endings in a movie/story though

Any Special Talents: I Cannot Stress Enough How Untalented I Am. anything that i’m good at is due to dedicating A LOT of time and practice to it.

Where Were You Born: toronto

Hobbies: video games are definitely my main hobby. other than like, listening to music and indulging in whatever obsession i currently have (like bts for instance) all i do is play video games. reading isn’t a hobby anymore, bc even though it occupies most of my time, it’s all for school

Pets: seems pretty redundant to ask about children and pets in one tag. but in addition to my own cat, my family also has a cat named chloe who is super gross but also i love her to death and i think she might actually be an angel. if you could not tell i am completely a cat person and plan on adopting 300

How Tall Are You: let’s go w the less pretentious answer of 5′4 this time even if it’s 0.25″ short of the truth

What Sports Do You Play/Have You Played: LMMMMAAAAOOOOOOOOOO DO I LOOK LIKE

Favorite Subject: i mean. english. obviously

Dream Job: since i already answered this let’s really get wild w the “dream” part of dream job. i would absolutely love to somehow become extremely rich through no work of my own, move to an isolated castle w a really big library, wifi, and like. idk an archery range and some stables w horses and a lot of cats and an incredibly hot gameskeeper that i have a passionate but somewhat detached love affair with. like i’m tryna live like a combination of enya and lady chatterley from lady chatterley’s lover except w/out the shitty husband and class critiques and soul-destroying ennui

HOO BOY i really wrote way too much huh. i’m too avoidant to tag ppl but if u read that whole mess i owe u my whole life thank u

Merman!Hyunjin AU

(Hello! So those recent pictures of Hyunjin with green contacts gave out some demon au feels but for me, it gave more of a merman feel y’know? SO HERE WE GO. P.S. THIS IS SUPER LONG AND I’M REALLY SORRY!) * let’s start with how you meet •Your family was visiting a nearby island in your country bc… you’ve got a lot of islands there. •everything was going fine at first •selfies here and there while the guide made terrible puns •weather was nice too (hA, for now) •BUT •the guide suggests on showing your fam the awesome harmless animals and fruits in the specific island you guys were on •your family is ecstatic! bc animals are cool. •you saw some rad lizards, lil snakes that had no venom, these thicc beetles, and more. •well you were sorta gazing at the critters for too long bc when you looked up, your family was gone. •like you were alone at this point. •you called out to them but received no reply. •after a few minutes of mindlessly searching for them, you had no clue where they went. •there was no cellphone reception and the only thing you had was your backpack filled with snacks, water, your underwater camera, and phone. •AS IF YOUR LUCK COULDN’T GET ANY WORSE, the sky started turning into a really dark color. •oof •sprinkles of rain started falling and you were getting a little more worried bc the ground was getting a bit slippery to walk on. •you tried remembering the route back to the boat but everything looked the sAME! •the rain becomes more aggressive and you search for some shelter bc at this point you needed a quiet place to think. •AND BEHOLD! a cave •it was hidden through some vines and rubble but you managed to squeeze yourself inside. the opening was pretty narrow and very dark with a dim light coming from the other side. •you keep walking till you reach the middle of the cave that had a vast underwater paradise within it

•your mouth hung open bc wOw! it’s such a beautiful place but no one else would witness it bc it’s not included in the vacation brochure •you took out your camera to snap a photo of the beautiful area •as you checked the photo, a silver slither of... something catches your eye. the thing was behind some rocks and appeared to be peaking out from them in the picture. then the camera slips from your hands and slides down the rocks and directly into the water * it went “ploop” * you leaned over the water and just searched for your camera but you couldn’t see it??? * wat? * you literally felt like shoving your head in the water bc how could u do such a thing? your camera was a present and now you lost it. * your hand found its way to your necklace that you toyed with when you were nervous/upset. * “i’m so doNe. how in the heck could this get any worse?” you huffed to yourself. * “...well you could fall in the water and die?” a voice said nonchalantly from behind a rock. * deFENSE mode ActivATED! you peered cautiously at the area where you heard the voice * “...is someone there?” you asked * “nah. just a talking rock.” the voice sounded deep and like it belonged to a male but you weren’t sure. * “Show yourself.” you requested, half hoping it isn’t some sort of terrifying monster and the other half you hoped it would be someone who could help. * a handsome hyunjin appears, swimming towards you. * you were so mesmerized! this boy was so attractive like his face was scultped precisely by the gods themselves. his hair was as dark as the night but his eyes were a nice mint green color with black pupils. * you released a breath you didn’t realize you were holding in * he chuckled. wow his voice is dEEP. “...ah, how do you humans say it? cat’s got your tongue?” * you were stumped. how in the world did he get into this cave through the pool? * your eyes looked into the water and found something resembling a fish tail that was connected to... HIM? * he followed your gaze and chuckled again at your surprised expression. * this guy even waved his tail at you from underwater. * and your eyes were still as wide as saucers. * “impressed?” He asked you all smug. * you whirled your backpack straight at his face to see if he was,,, real? * he clutched his nose because that fucking hurt :) * “okay... ow.” was all he said. * “m-mermaid!” you uttered out. * he rubbed his aching nose and said, “the correct term is merman but yeah, you get the gist.” * whAt wHat whaT?! * you were in shock because 1. you didn’t consider merpeople as real until now and 2. you were speaking to one * “you’re real... you’re actually real.” you said after taking a couple breaths. * he nodded and gave you some more moments to process it. * “you’re surprisingly calm for a human. aren’t you afraid i’m gonna eat you or something?” he asked. * “if you were gonna eat me, you would’ve done so already.” you pointed out. * “...and what are you doing here anyways?” you added. * “i should be asking you that since this is sorta my place.” he said. * you kinda ignored his previous statement because his tail caught your eye again.

* lemme say this: his tail was really pretty. it was metallic silver but depending on the sunlight, it appeared black in some areas. * “...are you gonna like... tell me your name or something?” he asked you. * you tore your eyes away from his tail because you didn’t wanna make him uncomfortable. * you gave him your name and he gave you his. * SO LET ME SPEED IT UP A BIT * hyunjin and you discussed how you came to your predicament and to your current situation. * you both tried to come up with a solution on how you can get found but it all either ended up with him being discovered or you dying from trying to swim to the boat. * he saw the upset look on your face and it made him feel kinda bad?? like he totaLLY didn’t mind your presence in his cave (it’s literally his chill area when he wants to be away from the other mermen!straykids.) bc he found it kinda comforting to talk to someone new (he loves his other mer friends tho don’t get me wrong!!) but the upset look you had on was unsettling for him. * to get your mind off of things, he pointed at your backpack and asked what was inside. * you said that it was food and water. * “human food?” he asked all cute & curious * you came to the realization that this guy probably hasn’t eaten any human food in his life. * you whipped out some granola bars from your bag and handed him two. * he held one in each hand like an adorable little kid. he was skimming through the name, ingredients, nutrician facts, etc. * “have you ever tried human food before?” you asked him. * he shook his head for a no. you showed him how to open the snack and he took a small bite out of one of the bars * you’re literally sharing food with a mythical creature right now. * suddenly, your mind came to the realization that he could feel ill from eating human food. * his reply was simple, “if i get sick from this then...oh well.” * HE ENDS UP LIKING IT! * you two start talking about your favorite foods and his food selections were seaweed, kelp, clam, etc. * you tried to explain the concept of some of your favorite treats but he still couldn’t really grasp the info. (it was alright tho bc he was still really enchanting with a confused expression) *  you also ask him what life was like as a merman and he answered all your questions to the best of his ability. * unfortunately?? you heard the familiar voice of the guide shouting from a distance near the entrance of the cave. * you both stared at the source of the sound and the chill mood you both once had suddenly turned....sad. * you kind of didn’t wanna part with your new friend. * “uh, guess i got the help i needed after all!” you awkwardly said. * hyunjin nodded understandingly and watched you stand up to gather your belongings. * “it was nice meeting you, dude. even though it was only for a short time.” you said through a sad smile. * “same to you, (y/n)...” he said with the same expression. * you took a few strides away from the pool but turned around and saw him still swimming in the same location where you two were just chatting seconds ago.   * “do you know that pier with a restaurant on a big yellow boat?” you asked. * he nodded. “yeah, below that pier is a hangout spot for us. what about it?” * you sheepishly toyed with your necklace as you said, “well, my family and i own that restaurant and if you wanted to speak with me again, you can find me there.” * tHIS BOY WOULD BE GRINNING SO WIDE BC HE GETS TO SEA YOU AGAIN (ahaha sorry.) * he agrees that he’ll visit you there soon. (by that he means the next day lol) * he pulls out an object from behind a rock and hands it to you. * IT’S YOUR CAMERA!!! * ah you could practically jump in the water and give this kid a hug. * “I saw it sinking down earlier before I revealed myself and saw how torn up you were about losing it... so here.” * “thanks!” you said and then, asked if you could take a photo of him for your scrapbook. * of course he didn’t know what a scrapbook was but agreed nevertheless... you reminded yourself to bring your scrapbook to the restaurant next time so you can show it to hyunjin. * (i’m not saying his smile in the photo was the sweetest you’ve ever seen... but that’s exactly what i’m saying. you only took a photo of his face and upper torso tho, avoiding his tail in the shot in case someone got a hold of your camera.) * you waved goodbye to him as you made your way towards the entrance of the cave and left with the guide who took you back to your worried family at the boat. AHHHHH THIS WAS LONG. if you want some more mermen!straykids au’s feel free to request hehe.  I’M OPEN TO A PART 2 TO THIS BTW! I’M SORRY IF THIS WASN’T PLEASING... I HAVEN’T WRITTEN FOR A WHILE ASIDE FROM SCHOOL PAPERS XD

mermen!straykids au links: bang chan: https://tinyurl.com/mermanchan

50 things about me:

i was tagged by my absolute favorite artist and just like person bc shes amazing if you dont follow her go follow her she is adorable and pure and everything good in the world lol @domo-tron to do this! so going off of hers, its random so lets see if i can do this: 

1. i have 3 tattoos right now and i want more 2. i never use capital letters when typing in a casual setting because it feels too formal 3. i have severely flat feet. they’re so flat that they make suction cup noises on hard surfaces like hardwood, tile, etc. 4. i’m very very very short. only 5′1.5″.  5. i’ve been going to the gym since college and it has been great. 6. i have 10 piercings currently and i’ve been debating about others. 7. i am obsessed with stationary, like pens and pencils and handwriting and binders and notebooks 8. what got me interested in video games was actually gaia online which i don’t play anymore. you can still see my account but i locked myself out of it and i can’t recover it.  bite me then is the account btw 9. my first car was a nissan xterra and her name was xena. she is my love (even though she’s broken) 10. i’m currently studying nursing with a minor in spanish at college 11. i used to play a lot of sports and i’m mad that i quit them. my favorites were gymnastics and soccer 12. i have a fairly bad southern accent. especially when talking to my grandparents or if i’m playing video games. 13. i’ve been told i can sing but i don’t believe anyone. 14. writing is my passion: stories, poems, essays, anything. 15. i hate my laugh because it changes a lot and if i laugh really hard i either start to cry or i can’t breathe....sometimes both. 16. eating is my second favorite thing to do. 17. my name is actually alexis but i’ve been called: alex, lex, lexi, alexa... lots of stuff 18. i’m actually mixed. i’m not hispanic! (woah) 19. the video games i play: league of legends, world of warcraft (but not lately), osu!, call of duty, tomb raider (only sometimes) 20. making world of warcraft characters and making stories for them has been keeping me semi-sane in my wow absence 21. i have very tiny hands. idk. if you have an iphone 6, or know how big one is, that’s the size of my hand 22. i can’t wait to travel the world. i really want to go to germany, spain, and colombia the most. 23. i like to play pranks on people. i also like jokes and pick up lines. i’ve mad a pact with myself that if someone used a pick up line on me, i’d go on a date with them. just cause. 24. i’m actually bi-curious but i have done nothing regarding it. i am vvvv intimidated but there are a few girls that i’ve found that are just. wow. love. <3 (will i ever talk to them and tell them that? probably never, no.)  25. i don’t understand twitter but i have one. who knows. 26. mexican food is my absolute favorite type of food ever. swoon.  27. peach rings are my favorite candy. ever. period. followed closely by twizzlers - i am struggling so bad with this omg how am i going to get to 50 -  28. i have a friend that i’ve been friends with for 19 years. her name is aly and i love her. 29. i had braces twice and i have a permanent retainer on my lower teeth 30. my first nephew is due in may and i can’t wait. 31. i’ve lived in georgia all my life but i kind of want to move away.... 32. i hate bad weather. a lot. 33. i probably wouldn’t still be here without my friend meredith, honestly. 34. people feel like they can confide in me. its cool up until they don’t listen to my advice. then i get mad. 35. i’m an aries and its reflected in my personality lol. whoops. 36. i can hold a grudge against someone forever. don’t try me. 37. i’ve been told that i’m scary by some people but i don’t see it. 38. i love roller coasters.  39. i think it’d be awesome to meet some of my mutuals, especially those that i’ve known for a while. - god this is impossible wtf!? -  40. i like vintage style shirt and leggings. thats my like new style.   41. i listen to all kinds of music but twenty one pilots is my absolute favorite band of all time. 42. depending on what kind of plans they are, i like to have everything ready ahead of time. but i also like spontaneous adventures and stuff so. who knows. - i am not that interesting i don’t know what else to say omg -  43. my niece has the same middle name as me because my older brother is obsessed with the name danielle but no one will let him make it the kid’s first name. lol. 44. i have 3 dogs (tiger, nacho, and spike) and then a bunny named pipsi. i love them. 45. i don’t really drink soda anymore but i am obsessed. (literally like addicted. not even kidding) to sweet tea.  46. i think kids look like lizards and most of the time i don’t actually like kids or enjoy being around them (except my niece and my future nephew) but i’m really good with them and a lot of the time they like me a lot. 47. i used to go roller skating every friday when i was in middle school and when i went recently i ended up buying my own skates (they’re very cute). skating is one of my hobbies and its a lot of fun i love it. 48. i can actually type very fast. i’ve hit 90wpm before but it was a struggle to get there and idk if i could get there again lol. 49. when i get really mad or heated or something, i get shaky. its kind of weird. and sometimes i cry when i get really mad. not cool.  - this took forever but i am proud to announce this next number -  50. in a lot of my pictures, especially those of me where i’m not the selfie taker, i chuck up a peace sign. its my thing. i couldn’t tell you why. 

for an extra tidbit about me - most just cause i just thought of it but also bc it literally took me hours to finish this - 51* since about december, i’ve decided to try to embrace my natural hair. no heat and hopefully itll start curling soon. <3  FINALLY OKAY SOOOOOO I TAG @beautifullywanderlust bc obvi duh girl struggle and alsoooo @layonhands!! and @ anyone reading this! go for it! tag me in it! so i can read about u and love u bc u are presh and adorable. all of you are. <333  xx

headcanons - i’m so far behind im gonna try to speed through and catch up aka tour, bbmas, birthday, noa visit, miami - 39

as parker has said probably a bunch of times recently, he’s been feeling real good! so he was really pumped for tour and wasn’t even bothered too much by fans taking selfies with him and making fun of him in their ig captions, which definitely happened more than once

though he’d been nervous that it would be weird having noa jump on for a couple days, all the guys agreed it was alright for her to come in for chicago, especially with his birthday coming up and him having the bbmas to attend on that day

the guys sold out three shows in total, which maybe isn’t the hugest of deals in comparison to other artists bc the venues weren’t at all large, but parker was still pretty excited about it, especially since two would be when his girl was coming out to see them aaand it was going to be her first time seeing him/them as the headliner

before the show, they spent some time with the guys, but ultimately ended up parting ways to take noa to see the bean bc it was apparently on her bucket list and parker knows she hasn’t gotten the chance to see a lot of places she was interested in going. which is the reason he’d invited her to the tour coming up in japan, but she was pretty cute getting excited about touristy stuff and playing around

he would maybe deny it to people if they asked, but parker was kind of nervous about how everything was going to go and if she was going to like it and just a bunch of things he ultimately knew better about, but it weighed on him a little bit up until things started and it just kind of fed into the show so it was all good

as one might expect, noa was super into the show and very happy and supportive even if she cringes about his methods of showing how much he loves her. aka giving her a big sweaty hug right after the show and aiming his armpit right for her face, which to be fair he’s given her warnings to expect that so it is not big surprise to her no matter how shocked she may look

the other shows went pretty well. noa seemed to enjoy them and they did fun little touristy things in each area when they had time, just so noa felt like she was really seeing these places and not just passing through, which is how things could get sometimes on tour, though they really did try to see some things going on in the cities they visited as often as possible

on the drive to ohio while most of the guys were sleeping in the van, he and noa sat in the very back to have a little privacy bc parker doesn’t like being super pda, even though will did post a picture of the kinda together on ig but whatever, and she tried to set some boundaries, but ended up caving before the night was over and let him go beyond second base

for rock on the range, parker and noa got a decent amount of time to hang out during the day and just kind of wander together. they fucked around with fidget spinners a bit and ended up having sex in the van, which was less than private considering it was parked out with a bunch of other people bc parker’s allowed to break rules on his birthday weekend

noa let parker wear essentially what he wanted to the bbmas, even though she did ultimately kind of pick it out for him in part, it wasn’t something he felt uncomfortable in, so it worked well. she even let him wear his gucci slides with socks bc she’s great

since parker knew noa was super super nervous about presenting, he offered her some of his xanax to take before the night started and told her he’d take it with her, so that seemed to help her chill out a little bit

prior to the bbmas parker talked a bit about chilling with niykee during since she also wasn’t the biggest of fans of this kind of thing either, so he managed to see her, madison, and obviously noa, tate, and will as well

despite the fact that she was only presenting, parker was really excited about seeing noa up there and got a bit too enthusiastic about things, but thankfully not enough to truly be a disturbance to anyone or anything

the pair made a very quick appearance at the after party only to split and grab a flight home so that they could spend a little bit of his birthday the way parker wanted to, alone together in his apartment

at his apartment parker was greeted with a weed glitter confetti bomb and some other surprises from noa that he was pretty excited about bc not only did it show that she cared and listened to him, but that she supported the other stuff he was interested in even if it was a little odd

numerous times noa brought up him kind of sacrificing his birthday for her, and though he would never deny the fact that the day wouldn’t have been what he would’ve planned, he insisted that he had the best birthday bc he got to spend it with her (aww!! gag! lol) but it was true he had a great time despite it all

the next day, which was essentially the celebration he wanted, was spent at home the entire day just being lazy. both wearing only his sweatpants and eating food, binge watching tv, smoking a bunch, and obviously having a lot of sex like nothing too exciting just real laid back

parker kind of got into all the confetti laying around in the times the were just chilling at he would just sit there and cover noa in it a bit and even enough once that he had to get a picture of it of her that he’s really fucking into

he had been kind of joking king of seriously telling noa that he wanted to be like a teenage boy with those like half naked posters hanging above his bed, but he wanted his to be her. honestly it was something he had been saying on and off for awhile, that thankfully didn’t seem to bug her too much, but she agreed it was cool if he did it with that picture... at some point in the future

also while enjoying his day parker spent a decent amount of time bugging tate trying to figure out exactly what went on between her and will after the bbmas bc in the midst of his high and exhaustion he had encouraged her to get something goin with him and he hoped it’d panned out... which it did, but he didn’t get the confirmation for sure until later

the next day parker and noa went to vegas for the sweet tea tour? i think that’s what it’s called god i’m so lazy i don’t feel like looking, but they went to see his cousin madison and niykee perform. both kind of called him out in one way or another, though thankfully niykee’s was only before the show and not during

after the show and seeing the two for a bit, parker and noa spent some time gambling, which is something he enjoys a fair amount. he tried to encourage her to get involved bc he really wanted to see her win some money and ended up giving her some to play with, not wanting her to risk her own when it was really him wanting her to do it rather than her interest

noa ended up heading home shortly after vegas to spend some time with fox and get ready for the weekend in miami, so they said their goodbyes and parker headed back home alone to essentially just get ready for the weekend and spend some time with the band. before she left, he agreed to help her with fox so she could bring him over the long weekend, which he was a little nervous about, but he knew it would eventually be something he needed to step up on anyway

to make things easier on noa as well as spend tate’s birthday with her, the band flew out of la to get to miami. initially parker sat next to tate in an effort to annoy her on the flight, but changed seats early on to keep noa company, though fox was honestly pretty occupied with the attention from the rest of the band and tate a lot of the flight

the first night was mostly about settling in and also celebrating tate so nothing too eventful really went down, mostly just parker getting used to being in a more enclosed space with fox and figuring out the kind of stuff he was going to need to do to help with him

parker was pretty excited when he learned the band had managed to score a second performance slot for the weekend. he figured that could only mean good things and it would look pretty good for them with their new album and all. he texted noa immediately to tell her about it... which means it probably came before the flight oh well

saturday morning was spent seeing a liger and a tabby tiger and other pretty awesome animals at jungle island. given that fox is only six months old it wasn’t really that exciting to him, just kind of more of experience of being out and being somewhere new, but parker and noa were pretty excited about all the animals and things they saw

for the entire weekend noa had picked out some cool local places for them to eat, which parker enjoyed for the most part even if he was always ordering the most boring thing on the menu and even then sometimes handing stuff over to noa for her to eat. he got to have some badass ice cream though and that was great

the band’s first performance went well and it was fox’s first ever, so that was pretty cool noa wanted him to get in and experience that so young. parker always teases her about how overprotective she’s gonna be and how she wants fox to be a perfect little angel, so he was giving her shit that fox would never believe he experienced that so young... but she was pretty cute and told him that of course he’d know bc it would still be happening later on with parker as he grew older so aw cute couple shit

after the show they had plans to go dancing, which parker is always on the fence about. he loves that she loves it and he loves seeing her have so much fun, but he always ends up looking like an asshole in comparison to everyone around him. still, he always goes and has a good time because noa is a great dancer and she always makes things fun for him

the next day parker took care of fox for a portion of noa’s panel. it was only the second time he’d had responsibility of fox ever and the first time as her boyfriend, so he felt a little pressure even though fox is a really good baby

fox only woke up once while parker had him to himself and he didn’t have too much trouble coaxing him back to sleep by singing to him and attempting to shush him the way noa does

the rest of that day was pretty free to chill and check out other things that were going on, since the next time parker had definitive plans was much later that night for their meet and greet

at some point during this weekend parker also learned that noa was unable to swim and he convinced her it was a good idea to learn for fox’s sake, and he offered to help teach her, though she declined learning in miami, since she didn’t want to be doing it in front of everyone else she knows

the guys had smoked some before their meet and greet and actually ended up with some edibles from noa part of the way through, but it made the experience a little easier on the group since they’re not really the type to do these set meet and greet kind of things normally, but they got some nice stuff from fans/met some good people. noa sat under the table with fox to keep parker company and he only made a couple lewd jokes about it

after they all grabbed a super late meal, parker helped noa prep for her q&a in the morning that she was pretty nervous about. he gave her terrible suggestions for possible answers and joked with her enough to try to lighten her up about it, but ultimately offered her xanax again, which he did the other day as well to help her feel less anxious

on monday parker watched noa’s q&a while someone else watched fox for her. for the most part he kind of enjoyed it, but he wasn’t a huge fan of some of the questions she was asked. one even prompting him to get a good look over at the person asking it, but obviously it wasn’t something worth getting too upset about. he was proud of noa for getting through it and doing a good job

tssf had their q&a later in the day, which seemed to go fairly well. there wasn’t anything too outlandish about it and generally the guys had a pretty good time despite the majority of them not really enjoying interviews all that much

they had their second show, which was pretty early on, which was kind of nice for being out on the beach. something different than the other which was after dark. it was cool to play to a slightly different crowd, since earlier in the day it was more likely that people could just be hanging around vs looking to see them/get a good spot for atl

and omg i think that covers everything i need to write shit down when it happens or closer to when it happens instead of being a motherfucking procrastinator but that’s life