swifties will always fail the stop being a hypocrite challenge. or at least own it, like I will respect you guys more if you just admit you have no integrity and/or standards

hey (with the intention of sucking your fingers after you’ve fingered me) :3

men and minors dni

happy story about a couple of silly besties

You didn't know what exactly was going through your fiance Katsuki's mind when he invited your exes to your friends-only wedding.

You grew even more suspicious when he swore to you on his life that he wouldn't say a word to them. That with the invitation, he just wanted to clear the air. After letting you choose the cake, taking care of the custom gown you wanted with his mom, and supporting you through family drama-It was really the only thing he truly requested during the full blown circus that was marrying a Pro-Hero. And if he was avoiding them anyway, how much harm could it be?

It was only during the reception, when Kirishima put the chair in the middle of the dancefloor and Katsuki shot a wild grin at your former lovers as he got up from the table, that you realized your mistake.

True to his word- Katsuki never said a thing to your exes. But then again, he didn't need to. Not with the way he hooked both your pretty heels over his shoulder as he dove under your skirts. Nearly growling, he nipped up your thigh to your garter. Chuckling hotly as he felt you tremble with need the moment he pressed a kiss to your clit, before he ripped the piece of lace down your leg with his teeth.

You should've known better. The only way Dynamight clears the air is with an explosion of sparks.

That's his Homestead!!!

while we're on the subject of "morty-prime teamup" what if there was another two crows situation

AITA for forcing my best friend to inject himself and another man with poison in a convoluted prison escape game and making my coworker watch?

I (M26) have been friends with my best friend (M, age unknown but someone on Twitter said he's 39. He doesn't look 39 though) for several years, ever since he sat at a table in a dark room with me and said something really deep. We also work together for a terrorist organization, but he got arrested and sent to a high security prison. While our organization continued its quest to find a magical book and change reality. I realized that I was just a bird trapped in a cage, and set out to prove the free will of man by killing my best friend, setting myself free from my own heart. Unfortunately, my best friend is a mega genius who can see through my plots. So, I waited for my coworker (M3) to fall out of the sky and seeked out his help in finding my best friend's superpower in order to kill him. We broke into the prison using my overcoat (which is actually just a cape) and found him and his homosexual nemesis (M22). Because my best friend is super competitive and has to win and be the smartest at everything, I knew that the only way he'd take the poison is by offering his rival a lethal injection too. I told them I only had one antidote, and whoever escapes first gets it. I even let them both pick a tool, but my friend's rival picked my coworker who's been standing here like a big ol idiot this whole time because he's only three years old and doesn't understand fun. I left to let them complete the game, but I kind of feel bad now. Is this just my restrictive conscience that is tormenting me or am I really doing something wrong?

ok but the REAL personality test is how you pronounce prev, as in prev tags. terfs get the fuck off this post im nonbinary and i hate you

If I see one more post trashing on the Sonic movies just because they're not like the games and because of the human characters I'm going to explode and then punt the sun itself into their faces

GUUUYYYSSSSS. THERE'S THIS MAGIC THING CALLED A MULTIVERSE. THE SONIC MOVIES ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THE GAMES, THEY ARE IN AN ENTIRELY SEPARATE UNIVERSE. YOU SHOULD NOT BE JUDGING THEM BASED ON HOW WELL THEY FOLLOW THE GAME CANON, BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT THE GAMES. THE MOVIES AND THE GAMES CAN COEXIST AS SEPARATE UNIVERSES OF THE SAME CHARACTERS LIVING THEIR LIVES IN DIFFERENT WAYS, MKAY??

Once you accept this I can almost guarantee you'll be a much happier fan. I can testify. 😘

Sonic Wachowski ≠ Game!Sonic. Because they grew up in different environments and around different people in different circumstances, and that changed the way they turned out. I believe that if Wachowski grew up the same way Game! did, he would've turned out like Game! did. I also believe that if Game! grew up the same way Wachowski did, he would've turned out like Wachowski did. The core of this character is the same. In both the movies and the games, he's the fastest thing alive, he LOVES running, he loves his friends, he loves chili dogs, he loves living, and he will fight for what he believes is right. 💙

Just take into account the different worlds, the different lives, the different influences, and the fact that the movies are not trying to imitate the games (I thought this was obvious from day 1?) and it'll be a lot more fun in this fandom for you. In fact, you'll find you're a lot happier when you're actually taking time to love and appreciate the things you're interested in rather than just nitpicking about everything. 👌😜

And if you don't like the movies, you can kindly leave them be as well as all those of us who DO enjoy the movies. If you only like the games, stick to the games. 💙

re: the annoying fandoms poll that mcyt won i understand the impulse to say "well MY section of the fandom isnt as bad" i promise you that it is or has been just as annoying. this is mostly directed at hermitcraft fans but is also meant as a general statement: people outside our fandom do not differentiate between servers. we are all watching minecraft youtubers. we are stronger when we are united, even in our differences. your guys are awesome but you're not better for liking these guys more than some other guys. dsmp is dead there is no "enemy" anymore. The Evil Is Literally Defeated You Can Stop Throwing Dsmp Fans Under The Bus Now. we are all cringe and we are free

I completely believe that Denki has an oral fixation that acts up when he's stressed out. Like you get home from work, and he's laying upside down on the couch with his legs hanging off the back. Asking you if you want to game tonight, more for himself, cause he fully intends to have your thighs straddling his forearms while he indulges in what he's been craving after a rough day. Denki can't think of a better way to relax than you sitting on his face, drenching him while he distracts you from your dungeon runs with every calculated lick and slurp.

"Yaoi/yuri fetishizes gay men/lesbians! You should read Boys'/Girls' Love instead!"

Yeah, sorry to be the one telling you this but they're literally the same fucking thing.

Apologies for rarepair posting but them. God they're silly I could write an essay on them

Trophy x Mic!!!! Haven't seen anyone post about them but me and @dovewiiing call em golden notes :) unironically one of my favourite ships these days, once I learn how to draw soap it's OVER for everyone

after watching sm6 n realizing bob is just straight up dead, i remembered i made a zombie au forever ago n finished up an old wip i had :>

um can we just makeout while youre on top of me so you can spit in my mouth? please and thank you!!!