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sylvies-chen · 8 months

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please tell me someone understands this joke

#stede’s classic ‘don’t die id!’ and ed’s underwater in purgatory which is literally happening in his subconscious… oh it was too good #like I’M SO FUNNY FOR THIS I SWEAR #I’ve been laughing at my own joke for ten minutes now #rip freud you would have loved edward teach #ofmd #our flag means death #ofmd s2 #ofmd s2 spoilers #ofmd season 2 #ed teach #edward teach #stede bonnet #gentlebeard

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yea-baiyi · 1 year

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ok but like imagine being hua cheng. and when you were a teenager you were trapped in a cave with your god when he got hit with sex pollen and you already felt ugly and unlovable but he stabbed himself through the gut rather than touch you and you saw him shirtless and horrifyingly that’s how you found out you were gay

and then you meet him again centuries later when you’ve grown up and become comfortable in your own skin, and you think you might be in love with him except a part of you still feels terrified that he’ll look at you and find you hideous again. but you want to trust him so you show him your real face. and. turns out he finds your adult self so hot that you make him horny for the first time in his life and he keeps doing and saying absolutely deranged things because he does not know how to cope. he panics and tries to give you, a ghost, mouth-to-mouth resuscitation and while you’re lying there trying not to freak out he is beside you acting out his one man humiliation-style comedy show because he has never wanted to kiss someone before let alone fuck. he agrees to get locked in a coffin together because he never even considered the possibility that he might pop a boner except he does pop a boner and now you are stuck under him while he squirms and you are trying very hard not to think about your own boner

i don’t know how to end this post i just think that’s so funny. and they live happily ever after and have lots of gay sex. hua cheng keeps winning. slay king

#tgcf #hua cheng #hualian #xie lian #aroace mxtx analysis #tgcf meta #meta stuff #my hyperfixation demon #grey ace xie lian #does this count as meta #i’m sorry i’m still on this train #funnies #i wrote this post last night and i still don’t know how to end it but god. it’s just so funny #hua cheng deserves to get railed after all that. king #i swear to god this all started as me trying to articulate hua cheng’s devotion and instead i just keep running into #how hua cheng is just here vibing and then xie lian is all skdhgshdkdhb and he’s just like. well this might as well happen i guess

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ninyard · 21 days

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remembered today I have a Jeremy Knox board on Pinterest that I can add canon things to now

#it’s better quality if you click on it I swear idk why it looks like ass on my phone #I’m actually surprised at how accurate the fanon i had was #I made it in 2016 #my jeremy did have brown hair so I am sorry to any blonde jeremy truthers #I also had boba (????) and #and dog things??#and one quote that says ‘I like you’ ‘you don’t know me’ ‘I want to #though’#and one that says ‘most people are as happy as they make up their minds to be’#just funny how accurate canon ended up being to this fake version of jeremy we all made up #but the boba knocked me out #like how did I KNOW #but anyway this is not a good collage I just wanted to make one #jeremy Knox #tsc #also I have a jean one too #which again is funny to look at now that we have canon jean personality

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whereismyhat5678 · 2 months

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OOOOHHHH PIZZAHEAD HAS A CRUSH ON PEPPINO- *get zap by his laser beam*

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Guys I think he likes Peppino- 👀

#Pizza Tower #Ignore the tags if you just wanna see funny art <x]#I haven’t answered asks for so long guys. I’m so sorry 🙁#I’m thinking of just answering requests when I have the motivation to do it. I swear to all the asks that were sent in December I really #hope this doesn’t bother you 🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️#Idk I think I’m just kinda loosing it towards answering requests- They’re fun don’t get me wrong! But I feel like it’s something I HAVE to d #I’m probably gonna answer them one at a time. That way I don’t feel as stressed about it #I hope this doesn’t kill your guys mood.#Pizza Head #Also so real anon #Anon ask #ask

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randomsufff · 2 months

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ALRIGHT since at least 6 of yall wanted it here it is- my Adachi Channel concept 🎉 (ft. a quick comic of how their intro dialogue would go)

Boy where to start- there’s quite a lot under here so beware

Ok so- my first thought was “ if Adachi had a channel, what would his dark secret be” and I thought it would be that he secretly loves the Dojima family and wants so bad to be officially part of that (the adajima shipper in me saying he would love to get with Dojima and sort of become an official dad figure to Nanako) and so scared of them leaving him

I think in game, it’s shown Adachi actually cared for Nanako a lot, as he was always looking out for her and felt remorseful that she got hurt because of his actions and he even says in his letter at the end that he valued his times with the Dojimas

But it’s also largely based off of the Persona 4 Golden anime, where there’s a little section that expands upon Adachis background and his relationships with the Dojima’s. Specifically, that one part where Dojima, Nanako and Adachi are all holding hands before Nanako runs off to greet Yu and then it cuts to those three walking while Adachi stands dejected behind.

Anyways- within this background it’s shown that Adachi has pushed away every opportunity to connect with his peers in any way, no matter how much he wanted to, because he wanted to focus on his studies. And it ended up being all for not anyways because he never won any awards or got any serious recognition for his efforts and was instead relocated to Inaba (middle of nowhere town as someone says).

So here Adachi is- no serious friendships or relationships, who just moved to a town where there isn’t much to do anyways, who meets Dojima and his daughter who end up being his first genuine friends/companionship in YEARS.

Despite Adachis whole thing about thinking relationships are stupid and restricting, I think he finds himself caring about these two, and having them care for him, in a way he’s never experienced before. OF COURSE he going to latch onto that, and is going to be terrified to lose it when Yu- someone who’s ACTUALLY blood related to the family and not some sad coworker who tags along cause he got no friends- swoops in out of nowhere and starts taking their attention and affections.

So how does that relate to 1950s American housewives- well, again, if Adachi whole thing is wanting to stay together and wanting to keep their affections- and Yu who’s a part of the family is taking priority over him- best course of action would be to place himself into the family. Becoming a wife type to Dojima and a mother to Nanako.

Now not sure if Japan had a similar era, but I know the 50’s were alllllll about appearances and LOOKING like a perfect family; the woman stayed at home and were perfect wives and mothers who did all the cooking and cleaning while the men did all the work. I think that’s also why the “killer housewife” trope came around, cause they snap under being so much pressure. This not only fits into Adachi mask of being a dumb detective when he’s actually a villain but also how he views his relationship with each of them.

Adachi is an assistant for Dojima, and we see in game how mistreated he is: getting coffee and beaten around. Unfortunately, I feel like that’s very similar to how woman in the 50s were often treated by their spouses- as assistants rather then wives. Obviously, as I’ve said, he’s taken on a motherly role towards Nanako- being concerned over Dojimas lack of parenting towards her and trying to look after her himself.

And since Palaces often take these sentiments to the extreme- I thought Shadow!Adachi would think himself as a replacement of the dead mother, (I forgot her name 💀) saying he can take her place and give them everything they need.

OK SO HOW WOULD THIS FIT STORY WISE IN THE GAME? So people show up on tv if they’ve caught the eyes of the public right? And Nanako got on cause of an interview so I would think Adachis rise of interest in the public would be the similar. At the very least, when the tv covers the two murders, Adachi would do some stupid thing that would accidentally be caught on camera and everyone would wonder who that bumbling idiot was. In my eyes, I think this happens after everyone had joined (so after Naoto) but before any of the endgame stuff with the red herring and Nanako and stuff. So perhaps the news does a follow-up on the lead detectives on the Telephone Pole murders since there’s not been anything new happening and they want to know if it’s passed or if they still have to keep working, and eventually Adachi comes along and like- idk spills coffee on the reporter or something, and since it’s live- the everyone figures out Adachis name after Dojima barks it at him to get his act together.

Boom he’s on the tv, boom the guy chloroforms him and throws him in the tv, boom Adachis like aw fuck.

I don’t understand how Adachi got his persona in the first place? I looked it up and it said it was cause he was so fucking lonely and because he had no relationships he developed a persona. Ok???? Didn’t know that was an option??? But in this universe- Adachi doesn’t have his persona and instead awakens it after confronting his truth like every other person, because thems the rules, instead of just developing one because you’re chronically lonely. (If we REALLLY wanted to it could be like a Akechi situation where he has two- but eh )

(Oh also- I’d imaging his channel introduction scene thing would be like, sitcom esc? Like a- ha ha come see how quirky my family is or something? Like I Love Lucy or any of those old American sitcoms)

So anyways he’d be like “fuck, welp this can’t be too hard to survive, I just have to keep being in heavy denial like I always have-“ and tries to keep up the stupid act, especially when the Team rolls in, but then the Shadow gets to him by implying he has a meaningful relationship with the Dojimas (aka he NEEDS them cause he prolly would have offed himself months ago from boredom and/or lack of friends ) which pisses him off and triggers the fight.

(This could be some slight foreshadowing the Adachi is not what he seems as his masks slips and as his Shadow occasionally spits out some of his ideology and stuff)

Boom, fight ends when Adachi confronts that yes, maybe he does have a meaningfully relationship with the Dojimas. He’ll then be like, well obviously I can’t join your team, I’m part of the actual detective team, but maybe I can share insider info with you guys- while he secretly gets the first hand scoop of the Teams plans.

Obviously this does not undo what has been done, and with everything rolling to its natural conclusion there’s nothing Adachi can do to stop what has been started. He’ll keep doing what he’s doing tho, It’ll be even more tragic when he realizes he’s put both Nanako and Dojima in serious danger and make him spiral more into denial towards the end. Saying how those relationships don’t actually help him with anything, that they cause him more pain more suffering then when he had no one to care for but himself, that’s he’s still in a shitty place in the world etc etc.

Bam- after he’s defeated and the God is defeated it’ll smooth his transition into slowly accepting that friendships do help, and his connection with Dojima and Nanako stay strong after everything is proof of that

Ok I’m kind of just writing shit now- it is very late and I wrote a lot so if it doesn’t make sense, oof, but I how you get what I mean cause this concept fits like perfectly in all aspects into Adachis character 👍

#persona 4 #tohru adachi #nanako dojima #ryotaro dojima #yu narukami #yosuke hanamura #technically the whole Team is there but I was too lazy to draw them #hope yall like #this has been cooking for a while #adajima #kinda #I think eventually it’ll lead into it #I just think it’s funny that his shadow self is like yeah I’m his wife I love him and want to be a parental figure to his daughter #and adachis there on the side going guys no I’m so straight bro I swear it’s not like that #fic ideas made specifically for me by me

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arrozconlecheeee · 27 days

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My brother in law in killing me😭

He downloaded HPMA cause he wanted to bond ig and when he got to the customization screen and saw the ashy dark skin tones, he went

‘bruh they need some lotion, why tf they so ashy for’😭💀💀💀💀

He likes the game✨

#I hate this man /lhj #idk it was funny to me cause of how he said it lmaooo #when he got to the train part #he got rejected by cass and Daniel and he said ‘damn they don’t wanna be my friend cause I’m ashy’#he got the faceless bug too😭#‘they took my face cause I’m complaining too much’#I swear tho he really likes it so far tho haha #he says he genuinely likes the look of it and the card system feels fun #Imma wait till he’s done w the intro stuff and then I’ll friendly duel him #cause I wanna newt spam him( ^ω^ )

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hopefuladdictions · 2 months

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I’m so sorry beloveds, I haven’t drawn much lately. I’ve been working on a renkaza fic though! It’s about Akaza adapting to being human, if anyone’s interested !

Anyways, all I have to offer you are these quick sketches and doodles !

I saw some very fun poses on Pinterest and had to draw Akaza as them! Please ignore how sketchy they are, I haven’t cleaned them up too much ! The first doodle is very important to me, I know Akaza loves yapping and it gets on kyo’s nerves before they get close and are no longer enemies. In that doodle I imagine Akaza had been trailing after (stalking and annoying) kyo for quite awhile now, and kyo has grown used to him. Less enemies but kyojuro wouldn’t call them friends ! (They are friends ) also the little Akaza head doodle is so precious to me he’s so cute, I love how he turned out there !

#it’s bold of kyo to be annoyed by Akaza but I digress #the fact that it’s canon that Akaza loves to talk and yap is so funny to me #like yeah I’m sure you’re so well adjusted bud #‘he frequently makes conversations with humans before he kills them’ okay corps records thanks for that information #kny #akaza #kny akaza #demon slayer #akaza fanart #hopey’s doodles #renkaza #demon slayer fanart #art #kimetsu no yaiba #akaren #tiny kyojuro content #I swear I will get back on my siren AU bullshit Soon #Akaza is so flexible I know it I know it I know it #hes so...wow

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that-vampire-loser · 1 month

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Jean wants to throw Jeremy into a wall 👀

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sainzcentral · 3 months

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if I won the lottery, I wouldn’t tell anyone… but there would be Sainz! (I would buy all the CS55 merch ever to exist)

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corrodedcoughin · 1 year

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Steve is giving Eddie a lift home, his van is out of commission until it stops sounding like a goat got under the hood and is mocking the driver from the inside. Anyway, car troubles aside Steve is driving Eddie back to his trailer. Eddie is giving him a run down of why he should watch Star Trek as Steve searches through the radio.

He stops as the introduction of blinded by the light comes on. Eddie isn’t a music snob but it’s obvious he gets a kick out of riling Steve up about his song preferences. He knows it’s coming so Steve gets himself ready to defend his choices when Eddie is turning it up. Steve thinks he’s done it, he’s finally cracked Eddie Munson into giving up the ‘metal is the only real music’ schtick he keeps up solely around Steve. He’s won!

Then of course Eddie subverts Steves expectations and is shouting ‘REVVED UP LIKE A DOUCHE ANOTHER RUNNER IN THE NIGHT!’ Looking so pleased with himself because of course he latches on to the song that sounds like the singer is saying douche. He’s banging his head and smiling at Steve, laughing all the while. He’s beautiful is the thing and Steve feels like somebody reached in to grab his heart and just twisted it. A feeling that is so far past painful it’s euphoric. So he just gives in and joins Eddie in the stupidity of it all, both of them slapping the dashboard and singing harder when Eddie’s favourite line makes its appearance.

Its pure unfiltered joy for seven minutes and eight second that Steve tucks away for safekeeping. It gets added to when Eddie takes his hand and kisses his knuckles when they eventually arrive at the trailer and leaves Steve with a blush on his cheeks.

#this is absolutely nothing I swear to Jesus I just KNOW #that Eddie LOVES Manfred man’s version of blinded by the light MAINLY BECAUSE OF THE DOUCHE LINE #tried to make it funny. failed. tried to make it fluffy. failed.#so here’s a weird amalgamation that I’m too brain tired to fix because!!!#I ran away from here due to feeling like I don’t contribute enough or offer enough #so I’m just going to go back to when I knew nobody and shit posted #and wasn’t worried about disappointing people #because guess what nobody cares if I post!!!!! NOBODY!!! and that is FREEING!!!#idk man I just want to be stupid and make awful awful posts that are largely ignored because they are stupid and niche

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opera-ghost · 1 year

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me laughing at the same jokes i’ve heard 1000 times every time i listen to/watch a recording of phantom

#and i swear it gets funnier every time!#was dying while listening to an audio today #(it was specifically nehal joshi during the il muto ballet)#(i could not stop laughing and i couldn’t even SEE him it was just his delivery)#(ugh he’s so funny i love him)#poto shitpost #also side note im about to go on a tangent #but my phantom hyperfixation runs so deep and i have so many thoughts about it #i have at least 100 posts in my drafts about it and i’m not exaggerating #they’re mostly silly memes but it’s still like an overload of posts about phantom #and i’m like. insecure about how much i think about it???? and how much of my headspace i dedicate to it????#so i keep the bulk of the memes/random posts in my drafts because i just feel weird about posting so much #i really could post about it 24/7 if i didn’t have to be a Person with Tasks #and idk i think im just hyper-aware of how i present my interests in daily life while offline #i am someone who hyperfixates and obsesses and while i could talk about phantom for years i am terrified of annoying people with my interest #i’m worried about being perceived as weird so i kind of flatten myself to make myself more palatable for others #which has me being insecure about the things i’m passionate about and how deep that passion runs #and these feelings have bled online to the specific space i have created as an outlet for my passion #like it’s my blog i shouldn’t be censoring my love for a thing that brings me joy #but my fear of being othered is like. overtaking me. because there are many things that i can’t change about myself #that categorize me as an ‘other’ (sexuality identity mental health etc)#and this is something i can control. i can control how i portray my personality #so i flatten my personality to compensate for the other (perceived) weird things that can’t be changed #idk i just shouldn’t feel the need to do that here bc pretty much everyone on here is super passionate about something #like obsessive about it #and that’s what i love about this site with all its faults. like this is a space for people to come and Be Weird and Act Strange #and everyone just accepts it #and also the phantom community in general #why should i water down my love for phantom in the one place where people can understand it and relate to it???#hit the tag limit but i’ve come to multiple revelations while typing this lmao

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saetoru · 11 months

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my babie 🥹

also kaveh correcting a kid to call him mr kaveh and then teasing you and calling himself mr kaveh IS SO CUTE IM GOING TO RIP MY EYE BALLS OUT

ALSO THIS WAS SOOOOO FUNNY FJSJDJDJ “ur life’s fine” 💀💀💀💀 HE IS SO FUNNY FOR NO REASON

#i have officially finished this hang out #i had sooooo much fun w it omg #i think this might be my fav new quest in the entire game #they put so much effort into making kavehs character and his back story and how he is #AND HES SOOO FUNNY AND SILLY #he has some of the funniest interactions i swear he’s like the golden boy of this game or something #or maybe i’m just biased and he’s my golden boy #EITHER WAY #I LOVE THIS HANGOUT SO MUCH #i’m so happy it’s a hangout now i can replay it whenever i want #THE ONE PLUS SIDE OF HIM BEING A FOUR STAR I SUPPOSE

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tired-biscuit · 7 months

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why are people asking me to write shikamaru

i literally write about the two biggest idiots of the group who MAYBE get the chance to share custody of a single brain cell from time to time and they’re asking me to write about megamind 3000 lmao

#i’m not negative about this i swear; i just find it funny djdjsjdjd #like he’s so smart that i’m intimidated by him LOL #i don’t think i could nail him tbh

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the-hilda-librarians-wife · 6 months

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What it feels like being the only one to post in a day of Sketchbook Week (so far at least)

#I’m sorry it’s so funny to me HSJDBKDBDND #do I get like. a prize for that or something vsjdhsjdbd #y’all really said ‘oh angst prompts!! I’ll vote for that :)’ and let go of my hand #the horror. the loneliness. the betrayal.#(/JK. please I swear this is a joke and not a pathetic attempt at like.#guilt tripping or something)#I’m just so amused to find that I overcommitted bizarrely to this apparently GSKSBJSBS #wife speaks #not hilda

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porcelainvino · 27 days

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culturallymaxxing.. queerpilled……..

#i’m not making fun of that man blah blah blah blah don’t take this seriously plz..#i literally cannot stop thinking about it tho.. even w context idk i feel like it’s worded weird IDK #IM NOT A HATER…… NOT REALLY………..#i’m so tired.. i have 2 big exams friday and monday and then i will be FREE (mostly)#i literally feel culturally queer rn you guys…………#i’m reallyyyyy funny.. i swear……….#i’m also realllyyyyyy tired i just spent the past 6 hours working on my art project #so maybe i’m just a little delusional right now erm #don’t listen to ANYTHING I SAY let me just live in my delusions for now #porcelainposting

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heraldofcrow · 8 months

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This is non-Soulsborne fandom related so don’t worry frens and colleagues, but one of the funniest things I have ever seen in fandom dramas is when a specific character is widely hated for being petulant or mean or whatever, and when the more neutral people who try to analyze or understand their motives speak out, they get expectedly attacked by the said haters of course…

But those haters sound and act exactly like the character they hate so much, especially when they start attacking the neutral analyzer bfhndj 💀💀💀

#sorry it’s just one of the funniest forms of irony #the loudest haters always sound exactly like the characters they are hating on #coincidence? likely not #this is the fandom equivalent of villains hating the hero so much because they secretly see their lost selves in them and therefore project #lol #people often say it’s because “oh they just simp secretly” but i think it’s usually either projection or #they see traits in the character that remind them of irl people that hurt them #the latter is pretty common and i think people admit to it more often #hell i’ve done that #anyway #this is just a funny fandom thing i have seen and it keeps happening like i swear i’m not insane #fandom nonsense #CrowNotes

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