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formlessvoidbeast · 25 days

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newbie fic authors, shooting themselves in the foot: This fic is bad haha I suck at writing lol I am being mean to myself in the hopes that you will be nice to me but actually am dissuading anyone from even clicking on my fic because all I have done to advertise it is tell you why you shouldn't read it

me: I am King Big Dick of Fanfic Mountain and I have arrived in your fandom with the Express Intention of writing my Very Favorite Fics, which I will generously allow you to read. You're welcome.

#life of ts #writing #fanfic #seriously newbies don't do this #if the fic is really that bad get a beta reader to help you make it unbad #and if it isn't then fake it till you make it and stop shitting on it

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ts-porter · 2 years

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your patreon seems to be completely blank and all the links to short stories on it redirect to a profile that is yours but has no content and the basic avatar. I would like to read your stories (and maybe send you money).

So, it turns out that the demands of having a patreon do not mesh well with my particular brain weasels, so I shut it down quite a while ago. Thanks for letting me know that I missed a few posts when I was trying to delete all the links to patreon from this blog! I have taken a few more out.

I'm... probably still missing a few.

#life of ts

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kedreeva · 7 months

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These little fuckers are round gobies. They are a freshwater goby that's invasive in Michigan, and they're in the nearby lake. They're distinct from the four native species due to their fused pelvic fins (middle pic) and a big black dot at the rear of their front dorsal fin. Though some other gobies have spots on their fins, NO Michigan-native species has a fused pelvic fin. These guys are very aggressive feeders and are very good at outcompeting native gobies.

They're also extremely good at stealing bait off big hooks as people on the docks reel in their lines. In particular, the bastard in the bottom photo stole my bait two days ago, so I caught him and filleted him for Bug.

Today, after acquiring smaller hooks, I went back and got 16 more, and educated several other fishers about their invasive nature. I got two turned over to me by others, and caught 14 more myself.

One man wandered over and asked why I was catching them on purpose. It was too much trouble to explain my feelings about invasive species, so I just told him, one of them stole my bait two days ago. He stopped watching my bobber and boggled at me and goes:

"You're doing this for revenge?"

So now there's some guy in town that thinks I am exacting revenge upon fish kind for a single stolen worm.

#personal #stories about ked's life #fish #animal death for ts #Anyway #I'm going to learn how to make fish meal to make peafowl treats #I just killed the ones today and put them out for the crows #Bug stole the smallest one and ran off with it #I don't know if she managed to eat it or not #but I couldn't find it where she was standing “killing” it #so I assume so

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taylornation · 23 days

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We have exactly a fortnight to go through the five stages of heartbreak before THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT arrives. 💔 Thankfully, Taylor and Apple Music made these playlists to prepare us.

Press play and let us know what stage you’re in. 🥲

#Taylor Swift #The Tortured Poets Department #TS TTPD #I Love You It's Ruining My Life #You Don't Get To Tell Me About Sad #Am I Allowed To Cry?#Old Habits Die Screaming #I Can Do It With A Broken Heart #Apple Music #5 Stages of Heartbreak #Playlists

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andichoseyou · 23 days

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I LOVE YOU, IT'S RUINING MY LIFE.

"This is a list of songs about getting so caught up in the idea of something that you have a hard time seeing the red flags possibly resulting in moments of denial, and maybe a little bit of delusion. Results may vary."

#taylor swift #taylurking #the tortured poets department #ttpd #i love you its ruining my life #tswiftlyrics #tswiftedit #my edit #candy swift #ts edit #tsedit #lyric edit #lyrics #tsuserclaire #tusermattie #thegamesbegin

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torturedpoetera · 6 months

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Happy 1989 tv release week🗽

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purpledancingpolarbear · 10 days

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That reveal at the end "you're the loss of my life" left me speachless

#taylor swift ttpd #ttpd #ts ttpd #tayor swift #loml taylor swift #loml #taylor swift #the tortured poets department #love of my life #loss of my life

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kitaminxart · 3 months

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I'm beginning to think maybe I have a thing for people that regularly perform some sort of first aid

I should be writing my thesis :)

#coming out of my cage and i've been doing just fine #touchstarved #kuras #touchstarved kuras #ts kuras #otome game #touchstarved fanart #digital art #digital fanart #fanart #okay back to no life only grad school #touchstarved game

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yrsonpurpose · 6 days

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In my fantasies, I rise above it. And way up there, I actually love it.

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petaltexturedskies · 3 days

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Taylor Swift, Fortnight (feat. Post Malone)

#taylor swift #tswiftedit #the tortured poets department #ttpd #ts lyrics #typographyedit #typography #lyricsedit #lyrics #i love you its ruining my life #fortnight

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onlyhereforangst · 7 days

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it was legendary it was momentary it was unnecessary should've let it stay buried

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formlessvoidbeast · 6 months

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...will anyone read this Jason-Todd-centric batfam fic I randomly began writing?

#I just need to know that approximately two people will read it #life of ts

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kingofattolia · 3 months

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Quinlan and Aayla are the original Anakin and Ahsoka. Quinlan being Obi-Wan's age, and Aayla being seven years older than Anakin, Quinlan is only NINE years older than her. Legends Wookieepedia says he took her as his padawan when she was 10, which is patently ridiculous. Even if we age her up to a more new-canon-consistent age, that still gives us 23yo Quinlan and his 14yo padawan. Disaster duo. Terrifying gremlin pair.

#I SAID WHAT I SAID #star wars #quinlan #aayla secura #grace for ts #OBI WAN IS STILL A PADAWAN AT THIS POINT #everyone makes constant jokes nonstop but Quinlan is THE greatest master he can possibly be #everyone else is surprised. impressed. who knew quinlan 'I Have Never Been Serious In My Life' vos had this in him?#tholme been knew #he walked straight out of his knighting to go ask Aayla to be his padawan #she crossed her arms unimpressed and said 'well it took you long enough!'#i cant believe he found her and brought her to the temple as a child. i cannot believe that storyline was allowed to exist in star wars #ITS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO #the original 'the team' prototype #you cant tell me all the initiates didnt follow their latest adventures #hoping to one day be That Cool

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me-the-sand-and-the-sea · 8 months

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#don’t even get me started #darkest days of my life tbh #taylor swift #taylorswift #the eras tour #eras tour #ts eras tour

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jakeperalta · 11 months

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I have to say that for me none of this has been about expecting taylor to listen to fans about her personal life. no part of me expects her to go "oh look the fans aren't happy about my boyfriend I better break up with him". it all stems from the fact with it happening in the first place. I'm not disappointed that she's doing something I personally don't want (my opinion on her life is unimportant!) I'm disappointed that someone I'm a fan of is acting in a way that totally opposes the values she's previously preached. it's just the sinking feeling that she's showing her true colours and they don't entirely align with what I thought.

#i'm not expecting my best friend taylor to read my posts and dump her boyfriend #and i think reducing it to 'fans are too invested in her personal life/why do you expect her to listen to fans about'#is just missing the mark #i mean maybe that's where some people's disappointment stems from #but for me and i imagine many others it's more just the acceptance that she's not necessarily the person she's presented to the world #or at least those things she spoke about aren't as important as it seemed #talking #ts discourse

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sunflowersrain · 6 days

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loml, the tortured poets department, taylor swift

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