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tired-old-men · 4 days

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Hey, did you guys know anything about the previous guardians? or depending on certain things, did some of you get to meet them? What were they like? o:

Thuderhawk: Well we-

“Oh Chaos, I got this Boyo!” Hawking, currently the eldest in the household, rolls in on his wheelchair.

Hawking: I believe that I could provide some insight on this inquiry!

Thunderhawk: Grandfather, I don’t think that’s a good idea, you should be resting instead…

Iris: Yeah Gramps you aren’t even a part of this blog :V

Chikki: -screaming in the distance- She doesn’t even go here!

Iris: I mean neither do you, but you’re still here I guess…

Chikki: PFFFT! fight me hoe!

Hawking: Oh nonsense! I still have some energy in me to answer a question about my dear family.

“Now let’s see…I guess I could start with my own father Mathias, he was quite the interesting chap he was. We worked closely together during our tenure as active Guardians at the time, making sure that the Island stayed safe and well taken care of. I guess that all guardians have their own skill they specialize in right? He always had a great skill of attunement with chaos energy, very skilled, very centered. Oftentimes I would find him just meditating in his free time, studying the meditation methods of the guardians that came before him.

As he became older, wiser, his abilities continued to sharpen even if his physical body did not. When he lost his sight he was still able to perceive the world around him through his chaos abilities, he even still kept on with his Guardian duties. In the end not even death had a hold of him as he appeared to become one with the chaos force….”

Hawking stared off for a moment a gentle smile creeping on his face, a soft chuckle escaping his lips, reminiscing on an old memory. With a cough he brings himself back to focus, continuing on.

“Then there was my grandfather Jordan he was… hmm… quiet? Introverted perhaps. Very proud of his work as guardian and incredibly self reliant, yet he always kept to himself for the most part. He was soft-spoken and quite kind, but could just come across as odd sometimes…

A few times I’d catch him spending time alone in the Island’s wilderness; talking to himself like he was having a conversation with someone but nobody was ever there…. Great grandpa Rembrandt used to light hardly joke that he had an imaginary friend, but.. we gave the man some grace… after the loss of his brother from a young age he just… had his own way of dealing with things I suppose… although…father always had his theories that his conversations weren’t necessarily one sided…”

Hawking let out a small sigh, resting a pensive hand on his chin, for a moment lost in his thoughts. Noting the momentary silence he clears his throat, giving Thunderhawk a sheepish smile.

“Ah, you know what grandson I believe you were right, I think I aught to get me some rest… but um always delight to share a little bit of our family’s history with you all.”

#Charleecat-bat #Guardians.txt #Hawking.txt?#Ayoo who let grandpa cook? 👀#Hawking the Echidna #Iris the Hedgehog #Chikki the Crow #Thunderhawk the Echidna

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isa-ah · 7 months

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sometimes when I get too stressed I have dreams where I'm spending time with one of my late grandparents and smtn happens to where I realize they're about to die in front of me in a matter of seconds and I start fumbling my phone and begging for some pictures or recordings of their voice like please please please just tell me you love me and I make you proud please and then I wake up & remember all I have left is a few polaroids as old as I am and my grandma's jacket and it makes me sick all over again that I'll never hear their voices again

#feeling cripplingly sad this morning #last night it was my grandma vut the time previous its bc my grandpa locked himself in our bathroom to kill himself #and i was hysterical on the floor in the hallway begging him to at least let me cook us dinner first #like. man.#idk #sometimes i forget how fucking rough my life has been and then i dream about them and my heart gets turned into ground beef all over again

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fauvester · 1 year

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i love ur garashir children so dearly and i am so so grateful that peepaw war crimes died in the dominion camp. Imagine.

PEEPAW WAR CRIMES AAAAA

God could you IMAGINE

I do love the idea of 'Tain survives, has to pull a Garak and pretend to be a harmless old man even though EVERYONE knows who he is and what he's done'. Like ohhhh building a secret fleet to annihilate the dominion? Couldn't be little old me. Smiling and menacing. Wardrobe unchanged. Garak and Bashir supremely uncomfortable.

But also, Young Elim finds out who he is and promptly turns around and punches him in the crotch so hard he gets a heart attack and dies instantly

#dee s 9 #garashir adoption au #WHATS THIS? ITS 8 YEAR OLD YOUNG ELIM WITH A STEEL CHAIR #READY TO TAKE REVENGE ON THE OLD GUARD OF CARDASSIA TO AVENGE HIS FAMILY!#bashir sadly has to restrain his son. on the inside hes like hol on let him cook #changes the garashir dynamic so much UUGHGHHHHHH garak still doing the desperate powerplay for recognition #....man kira and young elim would get along. family trip to ds9 one day #iskra would be such a hand at being grandpa's little girl. she'd be so ~happy~ to be his favorite and get all his attention #he'd teach her all about sneaking around and committing little crimes. train her up to be an operative one day :)#like tain would EVERRRR accept his BASTARD sons ADOPTED children as people he should care about lol. imagine..#the kids' job is to try to catch grandpa tain trying to Do A Crime and reporting it to their dads. they think its just sooooo fun #tain is like :) but on the inside like AND I WOULDVE GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT TOO IF IT WERENT FOR YOU MEDDLING TWITS #thank you for puttin love on my lizards.... 🥹

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metastablephysicist · 2 months

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just learned about scotch darning. oh the humble blanket stitch... <3

#knew about swiss darning but that is hard #i feel so betrayed by the girl scouts for only ever teaching a woven darn.#tbf i hated it all either way because i didn't get a knife like the boy scouts #which is bs because there are knife-related badges. it was the troop leaders decision to not let us earn them #instead we did etiquette/fiber arts/yoga/cooking. that kind of thing.#which is useful! and i appreciate it now. (except for yoga. still don't like it)#in the end i found a pocketknife during a hunting trip with my grandpa and got to keep it so alls well that ends well

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meowmeowmessi · 1 year

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Now see you hated on that cut but it actually helps him to score and assist

Grandpa Messi is on fire today 🔥

but what if i told you if messi had his hair intact he wouldn't have sent the ball to valhalla that one time

#SHSJDJSK ur so right tho let bbg grandpa cook!!!!!#asks

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varpusvaras · 9 months

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People in the sequels at Kyle Ron: you'll never be like Darth Vader!

Me, looking at 22 y/o Anakin in rots being one breakdown away from turning into a genocidal fascist: no, no, let him cook

#as much as I don't like the sequels they did nail this one #also yes let him cook like his grandpa #in the lava pit #sw #anakin skywalker #kylo ren #star wars #prequel trilogy #sequel trilogy

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tenderesthands · 2 years

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i think its hilarious that all fearne imogen and laudna have a crush on eshteross just giggling like 3 school girls over an elderly man who can bake and kick ass. i mean those ARE some five stars qualities right there but i literally need them to stand up... like cmon queens...

#fearne's flushed 'SIR' when she sees him fight #more imogen's 'do you bake without a shirt just an apron on?'#and laudna's 'i mean look at him! he cooks he bakes!'#this is just so funny to me like girls thats your grandpa lets all go to bed #witches be bitches #for real #critical role 3

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vixenvertigo · 2 months

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Only one of the men on my dads side hasn’t called me fat, the one I’m not counting is dead

#text #girlgamecube #that or they say something about my skin #GEE ASK YOUR NEPHEW/COUSIN/SON/GRANDSON about why I have a large cut on my forehead #or that my hair is WRONG #‘that color makes you look older your skins sagging #one time my great grandpa stared at me for a loooooooong second and then said just cause I cooked the food doesn’t mean I have to eat it #it’s only my dads dads side too #any time I see them they bring up my stomach #my arms #my hair and my skin #shoulders can’t forget about shoulders and forehead #dad told me ears are lopsided #and that I have the skin of a hag #and that I should never wear my hair up because I like too masculine #and that I should move away in the winter cause it drys out my skin #and that I shouldn’t part my hair down to the middle or to the side #reasons for which are EMBARRASSING #he also said I shouldn’t wear anything that lets people see my ankles #honestly the fact that I didn’t kill myself as a teenage girl is a FEAT

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dentixvoxel · 9 months

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burnt out from family stuff a whole different level

#ivan.docx #woke up today morning late because of thunderstorm at 4am waking me. then immediately grandpa needed help. cousin wanted attention.#grandma needed help with laundry.#then grandparents fought or something. helped cook lunch. and now weve been playing with my younger cousin for a few hours.#older sibling stepped in to help #my main fear was ending up as the wall everyone takes their frustrations out on because i dont fight back. thankfully not.#thankfully things are calm again but augh #my grandma is the type of person where if you say ''no'" to her she will start guilt tripping you to do what she wants you to do anyways #tried to say ''hey. let me quickly help grandpa first'' and she gor extremely upset. ugh

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emdeerm · 4 months

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I'm a Grandpa? Again?!

My brain got away from me. srry

This might be a horrible, horrible idea that will have so many butterfly and directs effects on the DC canon that I know nothing about but...

Consider this: Bruce is Danny's clone/test-tube baby.

Danny has lived for many, many years and somewhere along the lines, he got his DNA stolen again (in his human form mind you) by someone and they made a clone/baby (most likely cause the child would destabilise without more DNA. Human Danny is just 1/3 of the DNA he has). Maybe the League and Ra's is responsible. Maybe some other party I have no knowledge about. Maybe it was GIW. But it happens.

Anyway, whoever succeeded, had some intentions with the clone if it had powers. He did not. Was a failure and was dumped as a 3yo in Gotham. Tom and Martha Wayne found him and adopted the child.

Now, Danny doesn't know it. He just goes around, living his best life with his partner/(s), works somewhere new every 5-6 years or so, trying out new professions when he wants. When his DNA got yonked, he was a practicing cook. By the time Batman is old enough with all his kids he is a doctor or something.

Let's throw in the Ghost King for fun. Love the trope. Could be just him being a super strong and respected Ghost in the Realms who helps himself to Pariah's treasury. Not like the guy needed it anyway.

So, YEARS pass. All parties are unaware. Meta human protection happens. Ecto Acts get ruled out automatically by the Government somewhere in a list of all stuff that change. The Ghosts haven't been sighted for over 30 years. The Government disbanded GIW wven esrlier just cause they were a moneh draining leach. The JL didn't even pay that much attention honestly (let's say Batman wasn't there for some reason to check the final copy), just one more thing that changed for the better in their eyes.

So, Danny and his kind are now legally in the clear. Does he so something with it? Well, not much. Just uses his powers more freely. His rogues don't find the Living Realm all that interesting now and just come to Phantom to play. Except Sculker. That ass is still unbearable.

...

I got sidetracked from my original idea. Anyway-

...

Damian in school has to do the ancestory assignment. And finds out that he has a weird relation to this Random DudeTM. (Maybe Tom's and Martha's DNA was indeed used in the process of creation. Who knows, maybe it was their doing all along in the name of Doctor Science. Idk. All options are fun) Came out of nowhere. The relation is unclear too.

That gets brought up to Father. Father is surprised. Investigation happens.

The Bats are flabbergasted by the results.

Danny gets the news that he is a surprise Granpa again (Dani was the first one to come with a grandchild out of nowhere. Adopted. You know what? Let it be Cass. Let her have a traveling super mom).

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crazyk-imagine · 8 months

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Napping and Defending Friends

Pairing: Sanji x Straw hat!reader

Characters: Straw hat!reader, Sanji, Usopp, Zoro, Nami, Monkey D. Luffy, Kaya

Warnings: Sanji being sanji, everyone outing reader or sanji to the other, this is kinda cute, fluff, everyone is nosey as hell, everyone is tired of Sanji and reader going around one another's feelings, the last few lines with the crew make me giggle, reader is (not so secretly) a pirate with her own bounty 0-0

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You roll your eyes, listening to the two acting like children. You bump the green haired man to the side with your hip. "Shut up already. You two are acting immature for your age." You lift your plate. "I'll take more."

Sanji shakes his head to the left, moving his bangs away from his eye. He lifts the ladle, giving you a decent portion. "And I'll gladly feed those who enjoy my food."

Zoro rolls his eyes, leaving you two to flirt some more.

The sound of Usopp's voice explaining what happened drew you all in, moving closer to listen to him.

You stop mid bite to listen. "I would ask to see his supposedly bloody fingers," you shrug. "But, whatever."

"Let him have his moment," Nami mutters.

"But it's more fun to get him stuttering if I make him tell the truth. It's very easy to break him into confessing."

"And I couldn't do it alone."

"Damn right you couldn't," you tell him, earning a chuckle from the group and your crew.

"Yeah, yeah."

"Let's hear it for the great captain Usopp," Luffy shouts.

Your lips tug to the side, "that's so not going to give him an ego boost."

Sanji chuckles, covering his mouth with his hand when Nami and Zoro turn to face him.

His eyes glance at you from the corner of his eyes and smiles, his heart races and stomach flutters at the sight of you (not so gracefully) scarfing down the food he cooked.

The calm mood falls when Luffy's grandpa announces he and the marine’s arrival.

"Hey, gramps."

He narrows his eyes at you, never quite taking a liking to you like his grandson did.

Although, he did find comfort in the fact that the rubber man had someone to help and guide him (which is why he disliked you). It also didn't help that you would feed into his "becoming the future king of the pirates" dream.

Before you know it, the two family members are in battle.

Your anger gets the better of you and you forget what you've been proud to consider a usable future trait, think before doing. "Don't hurt, Luffy."

As your friend flies back, you manage to latch onto the man, his head between your hands with just a mere few inches keeping his spinal cord intact.

His nails scratch the top of your hands, the adrenaline keeping you from feeling the pain.

You try to slip your feet underneath his armpits to pull his arms back and away from you.

"Stop it," Luffy mutters, still trying to get air into his lungs.

"Huh?"

"Let go of him."

"But he-"

"This is my fight."

You grumble under your breath as you push yourself off him and if your foot accidentally finds its way into his back, oh well.

The old man grumbles the pain.

You glare at his grandpa during their fight, never letting your tense posture go.

Sanji's hand hovers over your shoulder, he hesitates to give you some sort or comfort; his hand falls beside him as the orange haired girl takes a step-in front of you, preventing you from slipping past them.

"This was all a test?"

"Go. Arlong's pirates are still on the island."

You scoff. "Now you don't want to be a dick."

The chef coughs to hide his amusement.

"Shut up."

"You can't tell me what to do Roro Zoro."

"I told you not to call me that."

You stick your tongue out at him.

"Children, I'm dealing with children," Nami mutters.

Sanji shoves his hands into his pockets.

You sit across from the stove, observing the chef's knife skills.

"The harder you stare, the more likely he is to mess up," a deep voice brings you out of your thoughts.

"Do you want to try and do it?" You ask, resting your hand on your knuckles.

"You can't match his skill."

"You are too kind, madame."

"It's true. I still don't even know how you can do this, and I've been watching you prepare the vegetables for a while." You steal a chopped veggie and snack on it when the rubber man bursts in, setting a piece of paper on the counter.

"You finally got your own poster."

"Yeah, no more piggybacking off you."

"WHAT?"

"Nothing, look at the amount of berry's your wanted for."

"I know."

"Everyone's going to be after you now," Zoro tells him.

"Every bounty hunter is going to be after all of us in the East Blue," Nami adds.

"Finally, a challenge."

The orange haired girl shakes her head at you.

"Then it's a good thing we're not staying in the East Blue," Luffy explains.

You clap once. "Finally, you make sense. Let's go."

"Yes!" Luffy raises his hand for a high five which you gladly give to him.

"Come on, people. We're settin' sail. Move it."

"Have you seen a barrel on deck?"

Your brows knit together. "Sanji, did you find a plant you shouldn't have?"

"No, I-" He chuckles, "no, no. I just- I have an idea." He calls for the others and everyone gathers around. He sets his foot on top of the barrel. "I am gonna find the all blue."

Next, naturally was your oldest friend, "I'm gonna become king of the pirates."

Zoro puts his foot up. "I'm gonna become the world's greatest swordsman."

And then, Nami. "I'm gonna draw a map of the world."

Followed by Usopp. He hesitates, unsure of what his promise should be. "I'm gonna be a brave warrior of the sea."

Now everyone's eyes fall on you. "Oh, it's my turn. Uh- I don't know what to say. I feel like I've gotten things I didn't know I needed."

"There has to be something," Luffy says.

You lift your leg, "I'm gonna promise never to forget who I am."

"That's too easy."

A faux chuckle escapes you. "It's easy to forget who you were and your code," you tell Luffy.

"Alright."

"I like it," Sanji says.

"Thank you. See I knew someone would." You stick your tongue out at the rubber man. "That's enough. I'm going back inside. I need a nap."

"I can get started preparing tonight's dinner." He basically skips after you.

"I hope they figure out whatever they have going on soon," Usopp shakes his head. "It's getting really..."

"Annoying," Zoro adds.

"It's not- it could be worse."

"How much worse than two people going around their feelings for one another." Nami raises a brow causing the storyteller to look away because he did the exact same thing with Kaya.

"That's not what we're talking about right now." The man pouts and walks inside, not wanting to be outed anymore.

"Has anyone else noticed how easily he follows her after she hugged him."

"Yeah," Luffy nods, agreeing with the storyteller. "Wait- what hug? They hugged and I missed it. Oh man."

Nami shakes her head, "is that what you're really focusing on right now?"

"Yes. I think he'd be good for her."

"You do?"

"Clearly he hit his head too hard during that fight with his grandpa," Zoro adds.

"We probably should've checked to see if he had a concussion before boarding," Nami says.

"Why are you guys talking like I'm not even here?"

The three shared a look and chuckled.

"C'mon, guys. Tell me, please?"

You wake up from your nap to the smell of well-cooked food. You're still pleased Sanji decided to join the crew, it was time there was someone (else) who could prepare a nicely cooked meal and not burn eggs or not know how to cut a vegetable.

You lean against the doorway, enjoying the pleasant aroma of food coming from a few feet away.

"You're awake."

You open your eyes, not realizing you closed them. "Yes, I was persuaded to get out of bed because of what you're cooking."

"Is that the only reason?" He teases.

"Ask me again after I've finished my meal."

"Will you have a different answer?"

"Maybe."

He glances up from the ingredients he's mixing as the corner of his lips tugs upwards.

"In the meantime, I'll be over here with my eyes closed."

"Napping again?"

"No, just resting my eyes."

"If that's what you say, then I believe you."

"Is anyone going to wake her up?" Luffy asks, munching on his meal.

"Why can't you do it?" Nami asks, "she's your friend."

"And?"

"What are you all babbling on about?"

"They're trying to wake her," Zoro uses his head to gesture to your sleeping figure.

"Are you all so scared to wake such," Sanji glances down at your relaxed face, "a beautiful creature?"

Usopp groans, taking another bite of his meal. "Do something already."

The chef places hands on your shoulders, lightly shaking you until he finds himself staring at the ceiling, gasping to get the air back into his lungs.

Your face comes into view. "What were you doing?" You push yourself off him.

He groans when you pull him up.

"Waking you," he groans. "I see why no one wakes you now."

"I said, I was sorry," you mumble.

"And that's why we leave her alone," Zoro tells him.

"Shut up, make fun of Luffy or Usopp's love for food and Kaya."

"Woah, woah. Don't drag me into this. I did nothing." The storyteller raises his hands, dropping the meat he had in his hands.

"You all are going to get brought into this."

"I'm just gonna-" Usopp runs around to the other side of the counter.

You chase after him, he counters going around; eventually you stop following him and jump up on the counter and launch yourself in his direction. But are unable to catch- "You're such a bug. I am this close to squashing you under my foot."

"Your fingers are touching," Nami points out.

"Exactly, orangie," you smile at her. "Can you put me down now?"

"Are you going to continue acting like a child in my kitchen?"

"That depends on the bug."

"She's not, hold her so I can finish my-" Usopp yelps when you reach out for him.

"Stop trying to attack your fellow crew members." Luffy orders you, food flying out of his mouth.

"How did you ever deal with him?" Sanji mumbles, unable to keep himself away from you, "he has no manners."

"I don't know." You shrug, taking a bite of the dinner he prepared (as he stands beside you, leaning against the counter). You moan as the flavors hit your tongue. "Again, I'm very," you pat his arm unable to open your eyes due to the richness of the seasonings hitting your tongue. "Very happy you decided to come aboard."

He chuckles, not at all trying to hide that his cheeks are enflamed from anyone. "I am happy to hear that, mademoiselle. That is what every chef lives to hear."

"But you're not every chef."

Nami groans, closing her eyes at the sudden headache. "Can you two stop flirting for two seconds so we can eat in peace?"

You open your eyes and stare. "If you don't like it, then leave. We are enjoying ourselves and if you don't like it, then shut up."

"But-"

You stick your tongue out and shove another spoonful into your mouth. She sighs and doesn't say anything else. "That's what I thought."

"Could you say that again?" The blond asks, breaking the silence.

"Which part?"

"The part where you don't deny us flirting with one another."

"Oh, yeah." You don't know what else to do and use your spoon to move around the carrots on your plate, not entirely focused.

On the one hand this could be good, and you'd be able to confess. Although on the other hand, he could reject you and that can potentially lead to some awkwardness between you, him, and the rest of the crew. And in the case, he tells you he doesn’t feel the same, you will respect his wishes.

Is this a risk you're willing to take?

You take a deep breath. "I won't because it's true."

The others don't know what to do, this is not what they were expecting after they just started to return on their adventure for the grand line.

His breath hitches, "oh?"

You nod. "It's hard to deny the facts when they're right in front of you. Plus, these guys would make sure to do something about it at some point."

"What?"

"No," Usopp and Luffy scoff, as if they're offended.

"Okay, maybe but only because we know you two are good for each other," the rubber man argues.

"See," you use your utensil to point at the two. "They'd definitely be the first to try and plan something for us."

"Appreciate the thought boys, but I am capable of taking things into my own hands." He wraps an arm around your shoulders, leading you outside.

"Are you sure it's safe to leave them alone? I think we should go back."

He tilts his head, the corner of his lips tugged upwards. "Are you, dare I ask, afraid to be alone with me?"

You scoff, "hardly."

"Then why don't you admit it?"

"Admit what?"

"That you like me."

You roll your eyes, "you're crazy."

"Am I? Or is that maybe you don't want to admit it fully to yourself because you were perfectly fine admitting that we were flirting, so what makes this so different?"

"Okay, fine." You walk back and forth along the deck. "Maybe, I do."

"I'm going to need more than that."

You stomp your foot and speed walk to him. "I am not going to repeat myself for the sake of you just wanting me to repeat myself because-"

You barely have any time to acknowledge the kiss until his breath fans against your lips. "I figured I'd save you this time."

You frown. "This doesn't make up for when I saved you and Usopp at the Baratie."

He nods, "I know." He glances from one eye to the other, "this does." And he does it again.

You put a hand on his chest, pulling away this time. "We have an audience."

"What?"

"To your left."

He glances over at them and back at you, a hint of mischief twinkling. "Let's give them a show."

"Wha-"

He presses his hand against your back, cupping the base of your neck as he tips you down.

Usopp and Luffy cheer as Nami and Zoro give looks of disapproval (even though they're happy you two did something about your feelings).

"Okay, that's enough. We get it, you two are together and you knew we were here."

The blond pulls back and smirks down at your flushed face, winking when you catch his gaze. "We didn't know you were there, forgive us."

You owlishly blink, not at all focusing on everything going on around you. You return your attention onto him, feeling his thumb brushing against your side since your shirt had risen from his show.

"Are you alright?"

You nod, "I'm fine."

"Are you? I feel as though you are not. I shouldn't have done that, shouldn't I?" He shakes his head at his behavior. "I know, I know. I'm sorry but I- I was excited."

You gently remove his hand from you before stomping past Zoro (who puts his foot out to trip the chef).

"What? What did I do?"

You groan and spin around. "You make it so hard to be mad at you."

All the worry leaves his body. He happily chases after you. "What can I do to make it less hard on you? Not be as cute, perhaps."

Nami nods, "I'm gonna go puke now."

"Ah, come on. They're not that bad."

The echoes of Sanji's voice playing coy can be heard out onto the deck.

"It's cute," Luffy shrugs.

"They won't be as cute when he has to wake her up," Zoro adds.

"Oh, that's a good idea," Usopp nods. "Make him the target."

Nami covers her face with her hand. "You're an idiot."

"What?"

"Stupid says what," Zoro mumbles.

"What?"

"I rest my case," the orange haired girl adds.

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