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poisonouswritings · 1 year
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Anisa: What's going on?
Sage: Do you want the long version or the short version?
Felix: Short version.
Sage: Shit's fucked.
Anisa: That doesn't sound optimal. What's the long version?
Sage: Shit's fuuuuuucked
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celticcherry · 1 year
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Sage: I think I just figured something out, I have to go
MC: Aren't you forgetting something?
Sage, hesitantly placing a kiss on their forehead before running out:
MC: No! Pay your tab! Damn, who raised you?!
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st4rdust-days · 7 months
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Junjinta: why do you both look so sad?
Kavik, solemnly staring at the ground: you'll have to sit down for this one, bud
Junjinta, sits: ???
Yangchen, sighing: the bench is freshly painted
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harlett-o-scara · 4 months
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Incorrect Hogwarts Legacy quotes:
[Entering the Scriptorium]
Sebastian: It’s so dark down here, I can’t see a thing!
Ominis: Oh, no. What a nightmare!
Sebastian: …sorry.
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[Ominis bumps into Sebastian]
Sebastian: Can’t you watch where you’re…
Ominis: No.
Sebastian: Right. Sorry.
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Ominis: I say you guys go ahead without me.
MC: You got something against libraries?
Ominis: I’ve held books before and…I gotta tell you, they don’t exactly do it for me.
MC: Oh, right. Sorry.
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the-shadow-master · 1 year
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Kit: Everyone, synchronize your watches.
Livvy: I don’t know how to do that.
Dru: I don’t wear a watch.
Ty: Time is a construct.
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simpforsix · 2 months
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Ella: Okay, I'm sure that there's an explanation for this, my friends are not criminals.
Ella: Well, actually all of them are, but everyone deserves a second chance.
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the-way-astray · 5 months
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reblog with your ranking of the eight cliffhangers from “not bad, actually” to “shannon, i’ll be banging on your door by sunrise”. this is. for science.
(side note: this is a ranking of the cliffhangers themselves, not how they were resolved or continued in the next book. so if a cliffhanger really hit you hard but then you found the way it was resolved in the next book to be underwhelming, that’s irrelevant. it would still be more toward the “shannon, i’ll be banging on your door by sunrise” side, and vice versa.)
mine is:
(not bad, actually)
“Sophie Elizabeth Foster is unmatchable.” (Flashback)
“I’m going to be hiding the same way the Black Swan hid you. [ . . . ] Love, Keefe.” (Unlocked)
“‘Sophie?’” (Lodestar)
“‘As of this morning, Prentice is awake.’” (Neverseen)
“‘Let’s go join the Black Swan!’” (Everblaze)
“‘Who’s Alvar?’” (Nightfall)
“‘You’re saying stellarlune is a Forgotten Secret.’ [ . . . ] ‘Bring it on.’” (Legacy)
“‘My name is Elysian,' she said. 'And I am the power source you’re all here looking for.’” (Stellarlune)
(shannon, i’ll be banging on your door by sunrise)
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helixmersd · 11 months
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I was messing around with the “incorrect quotes” thing and omg why do I feel like this would be cannon-
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radicaldadood · 2 years
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I forgot I hv tis in my drafts ehek- Tis is old and short tho
MC: wake me up...
Sergio: before you go go!
Chava: when September ends...
Val: WAKE ME UP INSIDE-
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Nicky: listen, I can explain-
MC: You’re making $500,000 and you’re only gonna pay me $30,000?
Vito: You’re getting 30 grand? I’m getting $1,000!
Chris: You guys are getting paid?
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Ramón: On a scale from “damn Daniel” to “fre sha vaca do”, how are you feeling?
MC: In between “it’s an avocado, thanks” and “how did you defeat Captain America”, but as a solid answer I would say “I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger”. How about you, Miguel?
Miguel: Probably “road work ahead”.
Agent Blake: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.
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Felix, setting down a card: Ace of spades!
Anisa, pulling out an Uno card: +4!
Sage, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you!
MC, trembling: What are we playing-
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Sergio: I actually have a black belt.
Val: in what, karate?
Sergio: no, from Gucci.
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MC: Tonight, one of you will betray us.
Chava: Is it me, MC?
MC: No, it’s not you.
Val: Is it me, MC?
MC: It’s not you either.
Sergio: Is it me, MC?
MC:
MC, mockingly: "Is IT mE mC?"
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Vito: Can I be frank with you guys?
MC: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help.
Chris: Can I still be Chris?
Nicky: Shh, let Frank speak.
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*MC, Ramón, and Miguel are sitting on a bench*
Agent Blake: Why do you guys look so sad?
MC: Sit down with us so we can tell you.
Agent Blake: *sits down*
Ramón: The bench is freshly painted.
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MC: We need to distract these guys.
Franny: Leave it to me.
Franny: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
Padre Joya, Rico Ferrer, and Dr. Cook: *Immediately begin arguing*
MC, watching in horror: Oh this. I don’t like this. I don't like this at all.
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gwenene · 2 years
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Sage: Are you gonna talk to Elanor?
Felix: No! I’m way too nervous. I wouldn’t know where to start.
Anisa: Well, how about starting by saying hello?
Felix: That’s too risky. It would probably come out as “I want to father your children.”
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hallow-moons · 2 years
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Sage: What the hells is up with Anisa?? Why is she so mad?
Felix: Because I have outdone you.
Sage: Don't compare yourself to me, that's an impossible task, but continue.
Felix: I've gotten so good that I've started ruining relationships for other people. Anisa went on a date, right? We had Starsworn drills to do the next day so I figured she'd get back early, go to to sleep early. So I fell asleep and woke up at like 2am and I had this horrid nightmare that I was in the middle of a desert so I was unbelievably parched.
Sage: .......
Felix: So I go to the kitchen to get some water. Now the thing is... I don't sleep with clothes on. I mean, nobody's awake!
Sage: 👁👄👁
Felix: I get to the kitchen, grab the water decanter, sit it on the counter. That's when I hear the front door unlock... Now I had a game time decision to make. I had three options. Either 1. I'm going to jump over the counter which I don't have the physical ability to do. It has stuff all over it so no. Or 2. I'm going to start running towards the only opening WHICH IS TOWARDS THE FRONt DOOR which means they're about to have a naked me doing a U-turn in front of 'em. Showing off every angle. Or 3. The option that I took. Was that I grabbed the glass water pitcher... And I hid in the kitchen nook and I tried to cover myself with the pitcher...
Sage: *about to bust out laughing*
Felix: So I'm standing in the corner like a naked gremlin. And Annie walks in and she turns on the lights. And then her date walks in behind her and it's that moment that I realize... that this water pitcher IS SEE THROUGH!.... I don't know if you know how water and glass works. But at that point, I'm just sitting there MAGNIFYING MY DONG! ... The date looks mortified. Annie though, without missing a beat , I guess she was drunk, just goes "Hey Felix!" and then walks to her room like this was nothing out of the ordinary. And I just watch her date be like "... Oh, okay... Oh my gods." And just kinda follow Anisa to her room.
Sage: *about to piss himself laughing*
Felix: Now, I'm not gonna say that like that relationship ending was my fault... But I haven't seem them back at Fathom since and I feel bad okay.
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poisonouswritings · 2 years
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Sage: YOU THINK YOU CAN BUY ME WITH A WINK AND SOME CHEAP BOOZE?!
Sage: Well you can
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celticcherry · 1 year
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MC: When I said bring me back something from the beach, i meant a sea shell!
Sage, struggling to hold a seagull: fucking say that next time!
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Lizzie: I know you must be surprised to see me here.
Hope: Not really since you follow me everywhere.
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Lola: ¡Bugs! ¡Estás bien! ¿Saliste de prisión?
Bugs: Claudio usó sus influencias. Y no duele cuándo la “Rompe Corazones de los Aros” es tu novia.
Lola: Eso significa que ya no me odias.
Bugs: Creo que significa… que en realidad me gustas mucho. ¡Pero nunca más vuelvas a terminar conmigo! (la abraza).
Fuente: Avatar: La Leyenda del Aang (2005 ~ 2008)
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the-shadow-master · 1 year
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Jace: Am I going too far?
Alec: No, no, no.
Alec: You went too far about seven hours ago.
Alec: Now you're going to prison.
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