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aenealiatat0 · 7 months

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Hoy quería q supieras lo linda q son mis nachas 🖤

https://arsmate.com/lasatanata

#hot nude #internet explorer #lapussy

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localplaguenurse · 10 months

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Wifey

Pls don’t mind the fact that I couldn’t fit “Wifey” anymore on the guy and the fact that the bi flag is spilling out of the frame I did this in car and I’m boutta puke

DEADASS. Rex Lapussy got them acting unwise.

#ask #as gold as the ginkgo trees #ivy!#I’m gonna make a rex lapussy joke whenever I get the opportunity

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endenope · 2 years

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just have to throw you the word my brain thought of when playing minecraft of all things

here it goes

foul legussy

nate really out there like "ok not-youn but how about i make your brain think about morax eating out that foul legussy with his unfairly long dragon tongue by simply throwing this word at u" 😩💞

#kisses ur brain #absolutely amazing #i just finished one thing and now im ready to draw this thanks for this HAHAHSBD #also #rex lapussy and foul legussy; a perfect match made for each other #talk tag #taru deserves to get only the best and if having his foul legussy eaten by a goshdarn god is not the best then idk man

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waheelawhisperer · 11 months

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The Lapussy hit different

#the most important lesson of il siracusano #arknights #lappland #wife

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idontexistcought · 10 months

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(Young artist here!)

I’m trying to learn art and I feel like I need some critique. I’m just starting but I want to get better at art and all that shazam since I’m passionate about it:D

I’m putting this in the hnk tag because it’s all hnk fanart gfgfghfg (also ignore Lapussy’s hair being curly instead of straight, I didn’t know how to draw it and gave up).

Thank you for reading and if you have some please share some tips for me and other artists:)!

#houseki no kuni #hnk #hnk fanart #lotl #land of the lustrous #lotl fanart #art critique #art criticism #young artist

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houseki-no-suffering · 2 years

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They dead ass didn't revive lapis because they knew that lapussy would get curious and talk with phos

maybe

#lapis is a wild card honestly #but what would i give to see them interact with euc

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28dayslater · 2 years

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did you get in time to see laporte gift a goal?

He did that to stop people thinking the prem is a farmer’s league #Hero #GOAT #Lapussy

#asks #anonymous

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hyunpic · 2 years

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there’s a new gg that just debuted called lapillus and the name literally means lapussy in finnish and i can’t get over it. the debut song hit ya! was a banger tho i would recommend 🫡🫶👍

#mp

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fivefeetfangirl · 10 months

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Every now and then i remember Benny's last name is lapussy

#fitte is slang for pussy jsjdj #i vaguely remember a post about this or maybe i dreamt it?? idk #spn #benny lafitte

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goldendesiire · 2 years

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rex lapussy

#you get no context for this #( ooc hornkees )

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deancascrowley · 3 years

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:)

#dean deserves to have huge guy sit on lap.#spn art #guess im not doing any actual work today #dean winchester #benny lafitte #benny lapussy.......still thinking about that.#deanbenny #sorry more naked dudes. plenty more where this came from!!

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transangelicfiguration · 3 years

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I ADORE that all of you just bypassed the fact that lafitte is the name of a French pirate widely known in new orleans (one of the oldest bars in the french quarter is LITERALLY called lafitte's) which would be an appropriate namesake for a vampire pirate

#benny lapussy is better

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localplaguenurse · 5 months

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oWo

I recently rewatched John wick and it gave me an….idea…. Well two ideas

The first one is what if the incense burner archon Wifey uses is actually an invention by Guizhong? Since Guizhong was known as a master inventer and even some of her artifacts harnessed elemental energy.

Also unrelated but I was thinking of that trailer where there was a theory that Guizhong’s body was separated from her essence and that’s what Rex Lapussy was trying to seal

So what if archon wifey has sealed away Guizhong’s power in the lantern League of Legend’s Unbound Thresh style and the reason why the incense is so powerful is because it’s a combination of two beings rather than one

Also back to John Wick, the original scene that popped into my head is that Zhongli or one of the kiddos had gotten kidnapped and wifey had arrived to rescue them. But like hhhh I wish I can draw because it’s soooo less dramatic explaining it but like wifey arrives in cloaked in green mist and everything the mist touches flowers sprout and I do mean everything except Zhongli and the kiddos, as the henchmen’s screams of agony turn silent from the flowers forcibly blooming from their throats the kidnapper’s ally tries to reason with wifey that one should not reduce themselves to their baser instincts and they should settle this like civilised people. The pleas fell on deaf ears.

I have not seen John Wick but I love that sort of trope so much because it’s just. It’s AUGH. I don’t even know what it’s called, but I love it.

I’m imagining the main kidnapper or whatever telling this short woman that if they want their family back, they have to give them whatever they want from mora to services. Wifey then drops their human disguise, their legs morphing into beastly bird legs, feathers sprouting from their body, and spores starting to emanate from their skin and their incense burner.

“You seem to be mistaken,” they trill, the kidnapper’s throat beginning to itch and swell with roots and moss, “you took my family, and expect me to negotiate with you? No, no, you have to negotiate with me and tell me why I shouldn’t kill you for putting your Archon’s family in peril.”

It would’ve been one thing if it was just Zhongli, but the fact their children are involved is an immediate death sentence. The whole hideout is literally infested with spores before wifey even makes it to their family. Family is fine as far as spores go as the children have a natural immunity, and Wifey makes it so that the spores won’t affect Zhongli.

Archon Wifey doesn’t choose violence and you should never ask why.

#ask #as gold as the ginkgo trees #ivy!#swap wifey au

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warriorbarnes · 3 years

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hello i have something to tell you. whenever i see people use benny’s full name i do a double take bc “fitte” is the norwegian word for pussy.

#benny lafitte #it's not pronounced the same but reading it..... i literally just read it as benny lapussy #marthe watches spn #marth.txt

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charismatic-cannibal · 7 years

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i'm sorry i'm tired and i just thought of the word "Lapussy" (Lapis Pussy) and i cannot stop laughing. i'm a fucking biologist in training at a university.

Biologist in training or not, sometimes you just gotta laugh at lapussy. And… I don’t know why you’re telling me this, but I’m glad I’m someone you can trust with such obviously important information

#*whispers quietly in your ear* lapussy #answering things #nsfw?

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urartian · 3 years

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the ‘benny lapussy’ post from a few months ago truly RUINED my brain every time i read ‘benny lafitte’ i read it as benny lapussy

#իմը

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