#lance knows how to do makeup btw
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remember when I said what if Keith showed Lance how to eyeliner
yea
#lance knows how to do makeup btw#just not eyeliner#and while this whole thing is happening#keith is just screaming inside#but he has a good poker face#lance though#lance is dead and buried#klance#julance#lance mcclain#keith kogane#vld fanart#vld klance#comic#short comic#klance comic#fancomic#dingy draws
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Pidge & Lance friendship/sibling dynamic headcanons?
hi! thank you sm for asking this!! i didn't think I'd be able to come up with anything but it was surprisingly super fun to do, I really liked writing this. I'm sorry it took so long to get out tho, I've had to spend like 90% of my time on the yearbook recently and i couldnt really do much else :/. but the yearbook is now finished and so is this hc list! i hope you enjoy it :)
let us begin
Lance and Pidge!
they didn't actually become friends until after the whole voltron debacle started
we saw that lance had tried to befriend pidge back at the garrison, but (obviously) she had never been interested
like, at all
so lance just kind of assumed she didn't like him and gave up after a while
they're mostly, like, acquaintances, for the first few weeks of joining voltron - it takes pidge a little while to warm up to lance bc she thinks he's just an annoying party-boy, and lance thinks pidge is kind of full of herself
once they realise how much they have in common, though…
all hell breaks loose. more or less.
they play a lot of video games together
at first they only have killbot phantasm one, so they give themselves new rules and "multitask levels" to make it more interesting after they both inevitably master the game
this usually involves having to defeat levels by themselves while the other person throws things at them
the two of them also make sure to spend at least an hour every space mall-visit searching for new games, and pidge likes to code things for them to play when they run out
lance has a list of nicknames for all of their teammates, but he makes a point to have some variety in his pidge names for the different occasions that he uses them in
this list includes but is not limited to: pidgey/pidgeon (self explanatory), pea (short joke and green joke wrapped in one), birdie (for when he's trying to be nice), and stripe (after the evil gremlin in the movie gremlins)
pidge isn't a big fan of music, but she hates to work in silence, so lance will come hang out with her while she works and just talk about whatever
she doesn't fully listen most of the time, but lance doesn't mind because he never really talks about anything important
their other teammates aren't exactly used to this dynamic, tho
keith, staring at lance as he explains in detail the "sith lord jar jar binks" theory: how do you… focus? with him doing this?
pidge: it's kinda like a white noise machine. I just tune him out
lance: first of all, racist, second of all-
pidge also uses lance as her main source of ideas for low-stakes projects to work on on the side
she even lets him help her make them, a privilege gifted to absolutely no one else (except hunk, but lance maintains that he doesn't count bc he's an engineer and makes stuff anyways)
so far, they have made a (semi) functioning hoverboard, lightsabers (they can't hurt people, tho, much to pidge's disappointment), and a grappling hook
their most recent project is trying to figure out how to recreate spider-man's web shooters
lance: i need to be spider-man, pidge. i was born to be spider-man. i can feel it.
pidge: y'know lance that's actually super interesting, because I distinctly remember that spider-man actually made his own web shooters, he didn't just sit on the counter and watch as his friend did all the work
lance: …
pidge's laptop has a bunch of kinds of entertainment downloaded onto it - music, movies, like three tv shows - and once lance learns this he refuses to let it go until he gets her to agree to watch something with him
one of the shows she has just so happens to be criminal minds. lance clings to this like his life depends on it
lance, over comms: hey baby girl i need you to work me some magic
pidge, trying to hack into a galra base: leandro martin mcclain I swear to god I am going to release your location to every sentry on this ship and I am going to watch them kill you over these security cameras and I am going to laugh
needless to say, they make fun of eachother a lot
every day. about everything.
lance, dropping a spoon on the floor at breakfast: :/
pidge: lmao look at you. outstanding coordination. they really should've taught you how to juggle at clown school
lance: first of all fuck you, second of all it was called performer's camp and i bet they wouldn't even let you in
in true sibling fashion, they never let eachother forget anything embarrassing. no matter what.
pidge: (is quiet for more than three minutes)
lance: hey remember that time at the garrison when a pretty girl asked if she could borrow a pencil and you panicked and said you didn't have any because you can't spell
pidge: I'm telling shiro on you that was one time-
however, despite all of their teasing, they really do care about each other a lot
pidge is the first to hug lance when he steps out of the healing pods, and lance will bend over backwards to cheer pidge up on a bad day
sometimes literally. never tell your found family siblings that you're a trained acrobat, kids.
lance organises little sleepovers with allura for days when pidge is feeling particularly dysphoric, so they can do traditionally "girly" things like paint their nails and put on makeup
pidge doesn't usually do that sort of thing on a regular day, so it's kind of like a nice reminder that she's allowed to be feminine if she wants to be
originally a rule of these sleepovers was that everyone had to do one thing that pidge asked for before the night ended, but they had to scrap that rule after… complications, in one of lance's dares
(in defense of allura, it had been over 10,000 years since she had her ears pierced, and it's not like she could see what the (professional) beautician was doing at the time, so really the fact lance ended up in a healing pod with an ear infection wasn't even her fault. the piercings do suit him, tho, so she maintains she did a very good job regardless)
the three of them usually end up cuddling in a little pile when they finally go to sleep
lance has a sixth sense about knowing which bodily function pidge is neglecting at any given time
he calls it his Big Brother Eye, and only realised he had inadvertently made a book reference when shiro praised him for his culture
lance: big brother sees everything, pidgeon
shiro: oh, you've read 1984, lance?
lance: um. is that like an album or something.
anyways, lance tends to make frequent stops to pidge's room and/or lab to remind her to eat, drink, sleep, etc. sometimes all three at once but only in emergencies.
pidge rarely actually wants to take a break, tho, so lance channels his best "my sister had kids when i was ten and i have been bargaining with small children for almost a decade" voice to convince her to leave
lance: okay birdie, i know the coffee tastes good, but y'know what would taste even better? a sandwich. maybe even some ice cream. you feel like ice cream today kiddo?
pidge, hopped up on three days of no sleep and expired space coffee coran thought it would be safe to give her: (stares directly into lance's eyes) where are you
lance and pidge both get the most homesick out of the team, so sometimes they'll just chill together in silence for a while. lance reminds pidge of her brother, and pidge reminds lance of one of his sisters, so their company is like an extra bit of comfort. they help each other a lot when it gets really difficult
my askbox is still very much open for requests, btw, so if anyone has any ideas feel free to send them in!
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I like to believe that the Organization members used their different weapon gears from 358/2 Days over the years. Like, they worked their way up to their signature weapons, finding out which style fit them the best over time. The designs are just too sick to ignore.
Some of the weapon designs are better than the signature weapons if you ask me. For example, Xemnas's knockoff lightsabers? Could have been these bad boys. ("Terminus" on the left, "Infinity" on the right. Did I mention the names are typically p sick too?)
Imagine Marluxia dying inside because the strongest version of his weapon is the "Tragic Allium" (this fugly thing).
All of his weapons are named after flowers btw. Bless.
Xaldin probably keeps all of his former weapons on display somewhere, polished to a high shine and guarded by his Dragoons. He'd say it's a reminder of how far he's come and a testament to his strength or something, but he's really just sentimental. His lances are his closest allies.
Vexen is the complete opposite. The minute he decides a weapon is obsolete, it's in the trash. "Why keep an inferior model?" He takes meticulous care of his current weapon though, making sure its in perfect shape after he comes back from a mission.
Demyx uses his old weapons all the time since they double as musical instruments. I choose to believe they're all different kinds of string instruments too: guitar, bass, cello, violin, mandolin, HARP, UKELELE. (Okay maybe not the last two, but that would be funny AF.)
Xigbar doesn't just keep his old weapons, he collects unique guns/crossbows from the worlds he visits. It's like a murderous hobby of his. He insists on having functional ones too. Because you never know when you're gonna have to shoot somebody. (Is that Siefer's gunblade?)
Larxene has knives literally everywhere in her room: under her pillow, in the heel of her shoes, next to her makeup so her eyeliner is sharp enough to kill. She's always armed and dangerous. But she plays with them like they're just toys bc she's so good she never cuts herself.
Zexion has his old lexicons in his personal library as a theft/snooping deterrent. They're disguised and mixed in with the normal books. If anyone but him touches/ opens one of them, they'll get trapped inside the lexicon until he frees them. Demyx learned the hard way.
Though you'd be hard-pressed to convince me that Xemnas chose basic bitch red lightsabers over some of the fancier designs. He's Extra, your honor. (But maybe he just has bad taste. I mean, that Zebra outfit, anyone? What do you call that, Superior?? Rorschach chic???)
Every time Xaldin sees Axel's chakrams just laying around covered in ash and soot, he dies a little inside. Meanwhile Axel is like "What's the point of cleaning them if they'll just get dirty the next time I fight?"
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Winter Begonia recap episode 30
The episode start with Fan Lian announcing that as thank you to the fans for voting for him as Liyuan Best Performer, the troupe will perform for three days at half price. It is a nice gesture, but I am sure the fans would have willingly bought the tickets at full price or more for a chance to see the new superstar. A strange familiar man lurks behind the crowd, looking sketchy as fuck. Who could that be?
Meanwhile, Er Ye brings his sister, Cha Cha’er to the opera. Everyone greets the third miss while shit starter Shi Jiu is trying to coax CFT by flattering Cha Cha’er for getting prettier. I see you woman! CFT tells the troupe that his sister is on break so he decided to bring her to the most fun place in Beiping. His hubby responds that of course his opera is the most fun entertainment. You two need to stop. #Foreveralone. Rui Rui asks best girl to get a chair so his husband can sit down, but Er Ye (I love how Rui Rui says Er Ye) declines. Meanwhile Cha Cha’er is about to commit a grave crime, as she touches Rui Rui’s costume. Rui Rui looks at her as if he saw a zombie horde coming his way. Both best girl and hubby tell her not to play with the costume, to simply look with her eyes. LOL, Er Ye knows how precious the costumes are to his bae as he pleads with his sister.
Fan Lian comes in and informs Rui Rui that since he has won the title of Best Performer, businessmen are flocking to him to advertise their products. At first Rui Rui is dismissive, telling best girl to fetch some tea. Fan Lian gets the hint, but then Rui Rui stops him and asks which factories are requesting him. Fan Lian tells him the cigarette factory, perfume, makeup store, fabric store and the soap factory. Wait, doesn’t he have a godbrother who owns a soap factory? Whether this influences his change of heart, Rui Rui decides to pick the soap factory as sponsor. Fan Lian is stumped while Rui Rui looks at his Er Ye who gazes back. Seriously, you both need to stop. I CAN’T. Fan Lian asks if he has really thought it through because he should not disappointed the businessmen. Rui Rui is like, I won’t back down once I agree, just negotiate the price for me so I won’t suffer losses. Best girl is like, who is this person and what have you done to my boss? Everyone is stunned by what he is saying. Fan Lian is so ecstatic he tells him he has finally figure out how to hustle and use his fame. He adds that all other lesser talented opera bosses have made records and adverts, it is about time he follows in the pursuit of fame and fortune. Rui Rui answers he has figured it out, as long as it pays well, he will do whatever. This gets another double take from best girl who may go fetch an exorcist to find out what possesses her boss. Fan Lian finally figures it out why Rui Rui is so intent on getting an advertising contract and informs him that his BIL is not that broke. Btw, this whole time, Er Ye is either staring at his bae or listening to his somewhat useless BIL. Fan Lian states that right now, Er Ye is only angry at his wife, so his financial situation is not as precarious. Rui Rui asks if it is true. AWWWWWWWW, he wants to financially support his bae. Our Rui Rui is truly growing up. Er Ye is like hmm...what? Oh yeah, I have cash, loads of it. He can go home whenever and get it. LOL, Er Ye, the fuck are you talking about?! Rui Rui pouts and I live.
Fan Lian continues to discuss the reversal in Rui Rui’s behavior towards adverts, telling Er Ye that he truly considers himself his money tree so he can take care of him. Er Ye is preoccupied by Cha Cha’er who is spending time with backstage with the actors while Fan Lian states that due to Rui Rui’s innocence, he can easily be taken advantage by people who lack conscience. LOL, Er Ye is like who are you talking about, but Fan Lian is quick to mention he wasn’t talking about him, referring to the former members who easily stole from him. Fan Lian realizes that Rui Rui enjoys treating his bae thus willing to do things he wasn’t earlier. Preoccupied, Er Ye replies that it is normal for Rui Rui to seek out opportunities to make commercials and records while still famous, it was only his personality that stopped him from doing so. Er Ye, babe, the fuck? You know and the world knows Rui Rui’s only motivation to go against his former reluctance is you. If you had come to his house, broke af, he would probably have not agreed to do the adverts, popularity or not. This shit don’t matter to Rui Rui, only you. I understand you want the best for Rui Rui and yes, the bae needs to change in his behavior when it comes to the outside world, but let's not act like what Fan Lian is saying does not hold water. Are you too busy watching over Cha Cha’er to see that? One of the employees come running to him to let him know the police is looking for him. He is surprised to hear that since he didn’t think they would know he was there. LOL, even the cops knows you spend an enormous amount of time at the Royal Theater with Rui Rui. The employee does not know why the police is here, but knows it’s an urgent matter. Er Ye tells him to ask the cops to wait for him outside behind the building as to not draw attention to their presence. He tasks Fan Lian to take Cha Cha’er to the private box and look over her. Geezus xrist, you are asking useless Fan Lian to look over her? God help us all.
Er Ye finds out the reason why the cops are looking for him. Stuttering Gu Lao’er has escaped the prison. HOW? Wait, is that the strange familiar man lurking near the theater we saw earlier? Apparently, stuttering Gu broke out the jail this afternoon and is now on warpath to take down Er Ye. The police informs he will send people to look over the house. Er Ye tries to give him money but the cop turns it down, saying it is payment for every for all the good he has done for them. Meanwhile, the show goes and we see Cha Cha’er all alone in the private box. What did I tell you!!! Useless sperm donor Fan Lian not pulling his weight as usual. Of course, right at that moment, we see stuttering Gu dress like a server walking toward the private box. He calls out to Third Miss and tells Cha Cha’er that Er Ye has asked him to fetch her to come outside. She is slightly suspicious, but he insist that Er Ye is busy talking with people hence can’t do it himself. We see our Rui Rui looking fierce in his makeup and costume. His eyes are quite perceptive as he spots Cha Cha’er following stuttering Gu. He is so protective of Er Ye’s people. SWOON.
Er Ye comes back to check on Cha Cha’er and notices she is not there. He looks everywhere and of course, useless sperm donor waltz out of god knows where and is nonchalantly answers that she was in the private box. DID YOU LOOK OVER HER? NOPE, you freaking idiot. YOU HAD ONE JOB. He continues to look and finds the actors who are wondering what is going. Then a scream comes out of the backdoor and he rushes there. We see stuttering Gu holding Cha Cha’er at gunpoint while our Rui Rui is holding him at lance point (lol, I just made that up. I couldn’t figure out how to say it). Rui Rui looks so beautiful and fierce! He tells the stuttering fool that he recognized who he was as the stuttering Second. LOL. Gu Lao’er is like I was the second chieftain not stuttering Second! LOL, like Rui Rui would care. He tells him that he beat the shit out of him before, didn’t he learn his lesson. Stuttering Gu is like, the fuck are you talking about, I don’t know you. Then he remembers the ‘prostitute’ who beat him up a few episodes ago. LOL, Er Ye appears and tells him to let go of his Meimei to instead come at him. Stuttering Gu shoots a warning shot to the floor and stutters to say that he has not wasted, but he can’t say the whole sentence. Instead, Er Ye completes it for him. LOL, Er Ye does it again, which enrages the stuttering fool, threatening to kill the third miss. Er Ye is like, ok fine, I won’t complete your sentences, be cool, put down the gun and lets have a good talk. Stuttering Gu of course has no intention of having a chat, blaming him for losing everything he held dear, so he wants him to taste what is like to lose everything. Er Ye responds that he is the one stuttering Gu hates and to release his meimei, taking him instead to torture. While talking, fierce Rui Rui looks at his bae, then back at the stuttering kidnapper. Stuttering Gu tells him he is not stupid to make that exchange, preferring to torture Er Ye by ‘having fun’ with Cha Cha’er. Ugh, we know what that means. Sick fucko. Fierce Rui Rui is ready to hear the signal to pounce on that sick fuck at any moment. He is practically saying not on his watch will he allow this sick fuck to harm his young sister-in-law! Stuttering Gu tries to kiss Cha Cha’er to prove his point, which gets Er Ye heated, screaming at him. Gu Lao’er uses his advantage of a firearm to keep his distance from Er Ye and fierce Rui Rui. He relish seeing Er Ye angry. However, Er Ye is not falling for his shit. HIs face changes to regain advantage, to distract stuttering Gu. He rankles stuttering Gu, poking at his pride, asking if he really thought he was the second chieftain, telling him that people laughed behind his back, calling him an idiot. Meanwhile, he pushes fierce Rui Rui slightly away, but it is to actually position him to disarm stuttering Gu. He keeps with the insult that as the desired effect of distracting the bandit while fierce Rui Rui gets close enough to use his weapon to hit the bandit wrist, making him drop the gun. Cha Cha’er runs to her brother while fierce Rui Rui kicks the bandit to submission. He is so beautiful as he stands above the bandit. Stuttering Gu calls him a stinky bitch looking for death, but fierce Rui Rui tells him to open his eyes, he’s a dude, so you should look at your master. LOL. As he is tied up by Rui Rui, who he still calls a stinky bitch, Stuttering Gu spews some nasty threats at Er Ye. LOL, fierce Rui Rui tells he talks a lot for someone who stutters and kicks him. The bandit warns Er Ye that he is a bastard and when he gets out of jail, he will rape his meimei, kill her and a bunch of other nasty things. Er Ye knows that if he doesn’t do something drastic, that man will carry out his threats. He tells fierce Rui Rui to take his meimei away and protect while waiting for him in the theater. Er Ye grabs the gun while stuttering Gu continues with his threats. Er Ye tells fierce Rui Rui to continue on and not look back as he pulls the trigger. He shoots the bandit, unfortunately Cha Cha’er hear the sound of the gun and screams. Er Ye you could have waited to make sure she was actually inside the theater!
The next day, he watches over a sleeping Cha Cha’er when Lao Ge comes with all the documents for Cha Cha’er to be sent to Hong Kong. Lao Ge asks if they should tell Er Nainai about what they are about to do, but Er Ye replies this would only worry her more. Cha Cha’er overhears the conversation and tells her Gege she will not go because she has a school outing to the park with her friends. CHIIIIIILD, did you already forget how your life was in danger the night before??? Ugh, teenagers! He tells he should have done this a long time ago, and since he is in a dangerous line of business, Beiping is just not safe for a girl like her. UGH teenagers and their priorities. It’s all about their friends! She asks why her SIL is not leaving as well or isn’t he leaving. Well, because they can take care of themselves and they were not the one who so carelessly left with a complete stranger. Seriously, if fierce Rui Rui was not paying attention to you, God knows what would have happened. He tells her to follow his instruction as the adult and when she continues to insist, he tells her that her presence only makes him anxious, that she should think about it as helping him feel at ease. Once things cool off, he will get her back. Sigh, she asks him to promise her that she be allowed to make her own decision when she is grown and not oppose her anymore. He said fine, while Lao Ge gets teary eyed at the scene. He tells her that she will need to learn to braid her own hair since no one will be there to comb it for her.
Lao Ge is kneeling in the same spot that Er Nainai had insulted my baby Rui Rui. Ugh, annoying maid is talking and brain shuts off. Not really, but I truly want it to shut off upon hearing her voice. Er Nainai asks if Lao Ge is still kneeling and annoying maid replies that yes, ever since he came back, he hasn’t move. Er Nainai tells her to ignore him. Apparently, she is not only mad that he has been keeping CFT in the loop, but that he didn’t tell about the Cha Cha’er matter. THE HELL WOULD HAVE DONE IF YOU HAD KNOWN?? You would have clutched your pearl and scream on top of your lungs. Clearly CFT wanted to spare you the horrible things that happened that night. UGH, I can’t. Annoying maid asks if she wants to go to CFT and discuss the matter, but being stubborn, she thinks this would denigrate her. Fine, he has his other wifey he can share these type of things with. In fact, they don’t even need to talk, they have their special silent language. We hear Meixin being book Meixin for a bit, saying it is a good thing Cha Cha’er was sent abroad, what is the big deal. Annoying maid is like, the heck, should she have sympathy for the third Miss. Lao Han comes in to deliver the news they have found the person they were looking for, aka CFT’s mom. Er Nainai comes out acting as if she is a palace consort, telling Lao Ge not to transgress again and that his wage will be deducted for three months. Seriously, as much I like her being boss against those truants trying to defraud the agency, as much I think her haughtiness is misplaced in this situation. Poor Lao Ge. She quickens her pace to meet with who she believes his mother-in-law.
Meanwhile, at casa de Rui Rui, wait....Am I seeing correctly? Is Er Ye actually eating with Rui Rui and the troupe? Whoa! On top of that, our Rui Rui is trying to feed him, urging to eat while Er Ye seems to be deep in thoughts. He is worried about his meimei wondering where she is now, that she should now be on the ship. Btw, can they stop panning to Shi Jiu? What is the director trying to say? It bothers me because it feels unnecessary. Anyhoo, Rui Rui is like, honey, why are you fretting, it’s only been half a day, chin up! If he is already like this, how will go on from now. If he is so sullen, why not bring her back. LOL, Er Ye changes face, glowering at his bae slightly and tells him no way! Make up your mind Er Ye! LOL, did Rui Rui call him insane? Pot meet kettle. He asks why did he send her so far away, if anything happens he can’t reach that place making him more helpless. He could have left her with Rui Rui, he would have protected her. I kinda agree with Rui Rui on this; if it wasn’t for him, she would have been harmed for sure. LOL, he stuffs the bun in his mouth while Er Ye glowers. They hear honking and Er Ye sees Lao Han. He asks where Lao Ge is and the old man tells him that Er Nainai has him doing other things. RIIIIIIGHT. He tells him that he brought someone and it’s a pretty young woman who turns out to be his mother’s apprentice.
The troupe is crowding the front door of the house until their leader comes. LOL, he tries to eavesdrop while the woman tells CFT that her Shifu never mentions she had a family. He asks what is her name and she mentions it is the same as his mother’s. She explains after her teacher retired, she passed on the name to her. Er Ye asks if she is no longer singing and Chun Xuan explains she only sings selected highlights, but does not have the strength for an entire opera. That seems to sadden Er Ye. He asks how his mother is doing and the woman replies that she is doing well, has a few apprentices and goes around to perform. She is rejected by the bigger troupes because they think she is too old. Sigh, that shit still is happening to this day. Old actresses relegated to play mothers or grandmas, nothing else. The woman informs him that she doesn’t mind it and just sets up a stage in small towns because they sing stories about the countryside and farmers, so they are still popular. Er Ye informs the woman that his mother’s letter was accidentally destroyed and was hoping she could tell him the content of the letter. She responds that his mother had recorded an album and wrote to friends and family to ask if they wanted a copy as a memento. She adds it is okay if the letter is destroyed since she came in person to deliver the message and ask if he wants a copy. Eager Er Ye responds yes, it will be his honor. Er Ye is so nervous as the woman hands him his mother’s album. AWWWWWWW, what a great moment. Sigh, this show. He sends her off and offers his help if she needed to, but she turns him down stating since he is not an actor, what much can he do. Then he offers to recommend her to a good troupe, but once again, she turns it down, stating that her shifu had to told her performing was to make ourselves happy. She’s the independent woman type, like my Queen Gu Dali! Rui Rui comes and nods at her, as if it is an actor secret signal. He asks if this was Er Ye’s mom apprentice. Er Ye mutters a hmmm, which is basically a yes, and Rui Rui comments the woman is neither submissive or assertive, making her fearless. He adds that it meant his mother must have been a good performer. Awww, Er Ye is smiling, although there’s a hint of sadness in his eyes.
They listen to the record. Thank you cameraman and director for the camera shots on our leads. Wait, the song mentions a Jade Rabbit and my mind goes to the novel, where rabbit basically refers to gay men. HMMMMMMMMMM. Also, the focus on Er Ye’s ring....hmmm, maybe I am reading too much into it. Anyhoo, while our two lovers are listening to the album, we actually find out what happened to Er Ye’s mother, and it is a sad tale. She was actually dying and told her apprentice that she had been loved and hated, becoming a famous actress loved by many, and even becoming a rich man’s wife, raising a son. Damn, no wonder she felt the way she did, like a caged bird. I always wondered how famous actresses who marry a rich man in Asian countries feel when their in-laws actually denigrate their career? Like, you are basically giving up the thrill of adulation to be forced into a role you did not plan to perform. She also mentioned that she took on many apprentices, and has no regrets, however, as a mother, she feels guilty. She asks her apprentice to take on her name after she passed and to look for CFT to ask him if he still remembers his mother; if he does, to give him her album as a memento. She also ask her to lie, telling him that she is living well and happily, still performing. WELP. This is too sad. We see Er Ye staring at the picture in his pocket watch, seemingly content, unaware of the truth.
Meanwhile, annoying maid and her annoying voice asks Er Nainai why she doesn’t try to find a way to get CFT back, after she hears her mistress sigh heavily. No, leave Er Ye where he is, instead of having to incessantly be nagged or having to listen to her saying she is not up to his level because she’s from the country. Ugh, I can’t listen to that annoying chick. Still at the mansion, the phone ring and Lao Han answers. Apparently, there is trouble in the Shanghai Cotton Factory. Wait, when did they have this factory? I know in the novel, this was useless Fan Lian’s business, but I don’t know, it would have been nice to have mentioned this a bit earlier. Anyhoo. We see Fan Lian and his sister discussing the situation. Apparently a mechanical explosion occurred, which injured the staff, and of course, useless Fan Lian has no idea what to do. Geezus xrist, why would they allow this idiot to run a freaking business???? Er Nainai asks what he plans to do next after he takes the staff to the hospital. What about repairing the machine, how is he going to console the staff and how to deal with the bad press. Useless Fan Lian reacts the exact way you would expect; he says these things were always been handled by CFT. Ohhh, is that how they are going to get him back. Sigh. Wait, Fan Lian, shouldn’t you be embarrassed to admit that you are just owner by title only? Geezus xrist, send that boy to the fortress to keep the Japanese away! He suggests they give them more money as settlement. Bish, what? Er Nainai is like, why are you so useless, even millions won’t be enough to be squandered by you. Then, why did you give me the factory in the first place? The only thing he is good at is running his mouth as theater manager. She reminds him that most of the employees have been acquainted to the family for generations, as tenant farmers, even watching him grow up in their hometown. If they don’t take care of them properly, this could bite them back. GAAAH, why are you so useless!!!! She hits him wondering why the family even bothered to send him abroad. I wonder as well. The fuck was he doing there all this time? Wait, didn’t he study engineering? How the hell did he graduate? Engineering is not easy. Gahhh, he blames his teachers for not teaching him about managing a company. YOOOOOOOO, I cannot with this boy. He asks his sister to teach him how to do it. She tells him he should have found an expert to examine the machines and inform the workers that it was an accident so they can be at ease. Seriously, if he did truly study engineering, which I am starting to doubt, shouldn’t this be something he would have thought of right at the beginning? Let’s move on before my brain becomes like his. She continues by saying he should have gone to comfort the injured and tell them they will pay for their medical expenses. Hmmm...isn’t what he said earlier? Probably Er Nainai was so tired of his shit that she didn not hear him. She tells him he should have gone to the newspapers and authorities to explain the situation. He suddenly remembers he knows an engineer who could help, apparently he is the same one who helped them get the oven for the house. Really, you now remember? That magical engineer is apparently quite skilled in foreign language and can communicate with the foreigners. She asks if that magical engineer would agree; useless sperm donor says I can talk to him. She yells at him to go now and he is like, really, now? BISSSSSHHHHH. The fact they have the same mother baffles me. How is it she is quick on her feet when it comes to business (nothing else though) when he is so useless.
FINALLY, we are back to ChengShang. Oh my God, if I had to listen to useless sperm donor say stupid shit, I would have dropped my IQ. Our cutie pie model, Rui Rui is doing his thing for the soap factory. AWWWW he looks good in a white suit, but LOL, as the photographer says, he looks stiff af. LOL, so old fashioned. The man tells him to act like he is on stage, but Rui Rui is like, yo, there are no cameras when I perform, you want me to stand and look at the camera, what do you expect?! Er Ye is smirking at his cutie pie Rui Rui being nervous. The photographer asks to try another pose and try to feel it. LOL, poor Rui Rui he is really trying. Hubby chuckles at the scene while the photographer is frustrated. Hubby walks up to his wifey and asks who is taking revenge against. LOL. He is holding the soap like a brick ready to throw it at someone. Er Ye tells him to relax his arm, gripping it lightly, not like a gun. That is one hurdle he manages to clear. Now, he asks about the finger that is supposed to point at the soap. He tells him to straighten it. Then he straightens his chin and relax his brow, while giving him (it says us, but I changed it because I can, ok) a smile. Btw, the level of skinship is awesome. Er Ye demonstrates and you can tell he is used to do it.
The photographer is happy at the demonstration asking Rui Rui to follow Er Ye’s instruction. Brooo, you fucked it up. Rui Rui is back to being grumpy since photographer broke the gaze he had lasered on Er Ye (hmmm, the roles are getting reversed), asking him to ask Er Ye to take his place instead. The photographer is like, Er Ye is far too pricey for us, we can’t afford him. He adds that he has watched Rui Rui’s performances and saw that he has great posture, clearly the nerves are getting the better of him. Rui Rui gets riled up telling him to stop flattering him and the camera flash is what making him nervous. Er Ye asks if they have a gramophone. They bring it out and he plays a record of Ning Jiulang and Hou Yukui duet. That makes Rui Rui finally relax to take the pictures. Er Ye tells Rui Rui to also record an album; Rui Rui reveals he had record two albums but his voice sounded horrible, having lost its brightness in the recording. Sigh, I know the feeling. I am never happy with my mixes after listening it back. Not the same as playing live, trust. Er Ye replies that when the technology improves, the recording will sound much better, doing justice to his voice. Rui Rui looks so eleganza as he poses.
The photographer announces the session is over, however, he still has photographic plates left, so why not take some slice-of-life pictures. LOL, I love how the show just sets up these moments. Rui Rui says he has to wear his own clothes, as he feel uncomfortable in that suit. LOL, Rui Rui, you are eating too many midnight snacks. He suggests that Er Ye joins him. OHHH, he doesn’t want to stand alone looking like an idiot. REEEEEEEAAAALLY. Rui Rui you are not fooling anyone, bro! Er Ye is like no, I am no celebrity or a famous actor, and don’t shoot commercials, why should he mess around. Rui Rui looks very disappointed at the rejection. NOO ER YE, don’t do this! Wingman photographer is like, nah, it’s alright Er Ye, I will make you two look good, so go on, have a picture with Boss Shang as a memento. Well, that seems to be the keyword as Er Ye seems to change his stance. Geez, it didn’t take much. Rui Rui is staring at his bae with those come hither eyes, yet his face is saying, bish you better say yes. Er Ye is like fine, I will do it with my bae so we can have sweet memories of knowing each other. He tells Rui Rui to go change. WAIT, it is not that kind of photoshoot Er Ye! Baby Rui Rui is so happy, walking like a penguin to the dressing room. Yoooo, if this isn’t a wedding picture setup, I don’t know what is!!! Er Ye is sitting down looking like the fine husband, while Rui Rui stands next to him like the wifey. However, Rui Rui grimaces because Er Ye told him the begonia trees behind the scene are fake
As I guessed it, useless Fan Lian comes fetching his BIL to help him out of this current bind. CFT pushes him away informing him he already knows of the situation. Useless socialite lets everyone know how useless he is by admitting he sucks at taking care of things. If I had dared say something like this outloud, my parents would whoop my ass. CFT is not too please to see this useless POS begging for his helping. Fan Lian is like, bro, since you managed it before, who else am I going to seek to help me out. I am too useless to do it myself. CFT is like, your sister kicked me out, why the hell should I helped save the Fan family. Remember, she thinks I am so useless playboy like you! LOL, Huang Xiaoming facial expression as he looks at Merxat showing CFT’s annoyance. Such a good actor. Wifey comes to Fan Lian and lets him that his hubby is just playing, he’s been bored for the past few days, wishing Fan Lian would find him something to do. Well, with useless Fan Lian it was just a matter of time. We hear CFT yell at Fan Lian to get his useless ass in here while Rui Rui says see, I told you so.
Rui Rui is helping out the troupe with their exercises when our dashing businessman looking so delicious that even useless Fan Lian compliments him for looking that foiiiine. Of course that draws wifey’s attention (and Shi Jiu’s. Woman, stay away!). Er Ye hands his luggage as Fan Lian informs him that he has already bought the tickets. Er Ye stops to look at his wifey with lingering gaze as if to tell him to wait for him as he leaves for his business trip. For those still believing this show is not thick on the bl, y’all need glasses. Rui Rui smiles in return, which gets a smile in return from Er Ye. I am ignoring the camera panning on Shi Jiu because I don’t see the point and I don’t want it to ruin the moment. We then see the rest of the troupe looking at their boss’ hubby leave. LOL wifey is like, stop looking at my hubby sexy ass back! Don’t you all have shit to do!? Rui Rui looking super duper cute says he should have been like that earlier. OH I AGREE CUTIE PIE PENGUIN.
Er Nainai is still doing the books when her girlfriend Meixin comes in with some Cloud Ear and Lotus Seed soup. Meixin is looking sexy af with that white attire and lets face it, these two make a better couple than with their respective others. Meixin discuss the fact that Fan Xiang’er has been working late for several nights and that her beautiful face has suffered with dark eye circles. Er Nainai replies no one cares how she looks, so what’s the point. Meixin is like, what about me? Seriously, are they flirting? LOL, actually she says that when her brother comes back, wouldn’t he be hurt at her current state. Er Nainai replies that he wouldn’t and I can’t help agree. She adds they’ve been married for many years, seemingly in love and harmonious, but they are just playing marital roles, being more like business partners. He manages the account while she manages the business, and work together to manage the Cheng family. Because he’s a good man, he treats her well, but not because he loves her. Meixin is like who says he doesn’t love you. GURL, I know you mean well for your girlfriend, but lbr here, your brother was forced to marry someone, yeah, they may have grown to care for each other, but the kind of love between to people who marry because they wanted to is just not there. Judging from her answer that all men are the same, I have a feeling Meixin has no understanding of what love is. Er Nainai is like CFT is unlike any ordinary man, he doesn’t act like a businessman, spending money, being naive (QUE????), wasting time on things that make him no profit or fame, like his investment in Shuiyinlou. Are we talking about the same man??? Dafuq? She admires his dedication to the opera troupe despite making him no money (yeah, I doubt that as well). Meixin thinks his devotion to the opera troupe is because he has inherited his mother’s passion. Yeah, doubt that as well. Do they even know who CFT is? Er Nainai interrupts and inform Meixin that after reviewing the ledger, she realizes that he is far more competent that she gave him credit for. Seriously, woman, if you spent as much time actually paying attention to what your husband does instead of worrying about not being up to his level, maybe you would have noticed that. She admits he is successful not because of his backing coming from the Fan family nor Commander Cao, but due to his own abilities. Meixin is like, well if you hadn’t run your mouth, he wouldn’t have run away to his true love. Nah, I have feeling they would have still ended up that way.
Er Ye is in Shanghai, at his old house. Seriously a stunning mansion guys. It looks like he got some new servants. Upon returning to his old house, old memories resurface, including when their family was in dire situation, his mother leaving. Guys, I want this house, it is gorgeous. He enters his father’s bedroom and sees a picture of his family, which he touches as if he wants to feel them with his fingertips.
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Audrey and Uma getting ready for a school dance and while Audrey has their makeup/hair thing nailed, Uma decides they’re gonna have a dramatic ass entrance to upstage the core four. “You know you used to be pretty” “Used to??” Uma grins “Yeah, now you’re bitchin”. Audrey melting when Harry swoons over how gorgeous Uma looks. Harry spikes the punch and now everyone’s grinding on each other on the dance floor while Fairy Godmother is frantically trying to make them stop.
Oh my god, don’t even get me started on their grand entrance, Anon.
All them Royals show up at their definition of ‘fashionable late’ and then Uma and Audrey show up AFTER THEM! Like right after they introduce Ben and Mal in that fancy way they do at every school dance, Uma and Audrey burst in through the big front doors, escorted by THEIR OWN DAMN SELVES, and it’s one of those scenes from a movie where they move in slow motion, wink at a few people in the crowd, flip their hair, and just overall own the whole damn hall.
(This creates a distraction for Harry to spike the punch btw)
Eventually, Harry and Gil stroll over and offer their arms to their respective dates (assuming this is still at a point where Audrey is letting Gil take her to dances to get to Chad).
I know I already made a post about grinding at an Auradon Prep dance, but imma revise that rn: The Grind Circle™, in case you didn’t know, is where people grind on their respective partners, and they all stand in a circle facing in. In my experience, it’s where all the lax bros and soccer girls and fake boujee upperclassmen go with their dates. However, Audrey and Uma are like the Theatre kids: They make the Grind Circle™ irrelevant. Sure, mainstream couples like Bal and Devie and Jonnie and Janelos and Chadxsome princess are all in the Grind Circle™ with a bunch of other royals, Uma and Audrey and a whole bunch of other vks and rejects (all of which are either tipsy or drunk) are vibing to the line lances, shouting song lyrics, grinding on their dates, SWITCHING dates to grind on, and overall just having a fucking fantastic time.
Meanwhile, Fairy Godmother is having a heart attack but she gives up halfway (that punch is really relaxing, surprisingly ;D)
#descendants#descendants 2#descendants 3#disney descendants#uma descendants#audrey descendants#uma daughter of ursula#Audrey daughter of sleeping beauty#audruma#audrey x uma#uma x audrey
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Okay here it is
I was gon wait but I feel like I need to get my thoughts on EVERYTHING out before it gets too complicated.
Honerva
Alright, I was totally on board for honerva, not gonna lie. We saw her history, how she fought through it all, what I’m curious about is, it’s not really clear HOW she exactly remembered she’s honerva and not the witch haggar.
I like how we saw how she got her name but there’s so much regarding timelines and ages that just,,, fuck me up? But I mean, sometimes u have to forgive those
But the main thing was, I feel like she was the most developed character in the entire season. I almost wanted to know more about her and what she was thinking. Honestly, all and all, I wish the season was longer or more well,,, organized (something I’ll get into later).
She could step on me. She’s earned the right. Also,,, she’s kind of a snack not gon lie.
Allura
I was gon wait, BUT ITS BOTHERING ME SO MUCH.
I am in love with allura I love her I would fight for her and everything, but this season? Even I was like “okay okay, can we plz hurry up?” She was,, annoying almost? She reminded me of Veronica lodge from Riverdale if that tells you anything.
I understand that there was some sort of whining needed, but,,, it felt,,, uhhhh... yeah.
anD OKAY! Maybe she suddenly liked Lance. I’ll believe that, cuz yes, he grew up so much (something I’ll also get to) but,,, like,,, if I told allura I was in love with her, would she kiss me?? Cuz that’s what it seems like. Anyone tells her they like and she’s like “frickin spunky u tiny man” and kisses them.
She didn’t even want to go with lance originally in the epsiode, romelle, hunk, and lance had to convince her. And it was meant as a “hey my family is making dinner u wanna come?”
Here’s my thing, if they would have written some of the klance moments (yes I’m finally going there) from the past seasons, I would have been all on board!! But as a lance Stan and someone who wants nothing but lance to be happy, this season,,, hurt. Allura was hurting and she wanted to take action, but she was portrayed as,,, whinny, almost selfish(?) and I didn’t like it. Because I LIKE ALLURA! She’s a great character but was not properly used. I didn’t want the entire tension to come down to her dating life. I wanted her to heal, and not have that being her needing a relationship.
And that brings me to my next part, she was hurting. Allura just had everything she thought she knew tangled into a mess and her first reaction? Date Lance. I would have been happy with this if it wasn’t done,,, like it was. And they made their relationship,,, seem,,, I don’t know how to describe it other than,,, forced? I don’t like using that word cuz of what it has meant for this ship but,,, idk I just wish it wasn’t her trying to heal that lead her to it. I wanted her to realize that voltron was her family without having to date lance. Idk I just wanted more
Lance
Now for my boi. I love this man, he’s grown so much, I want nothing more then his happiness, but this season? He wasn’t lance. He was “alluras boyfriend” and that bothered me. Every conversation that wasn’t about the war was about allura. And I get it. U “love” ur girlfriend (of like??? 1-2 months? Max (this well come back to. Again)) but he’s more then that and I don’t think they knew how to write him as a full character on his own.
I had more hopes for lance and it kind of let me down.
He talked with friends?? Allura. He wanted to go somewhere?? Allura. He wanted to- allura. He wasn’t lance, he was alluras boyfriend.
And don’t get me started in the paladins of old “my daughter” bull shit. I rolled my eyes so hard at that.
They wanted to makeup for seasons of rudeness within one season. And it was messy
Also,, WHY IS HE NOW ALTEAN?????? I’m sorry but it’s really strange.
Keith
I would talk about Keith but HE WAS JIST SHOUTING FORM VOLTRON AND THE. YEETING OUT. WTF
Like honestly, there was a lot I wanted to be covered, shit like the Bayard thing with lance, opening up more, more about his time with his mom but what did we get?? Just one note Keith (until lance which we’ll get to. I say that a lot).
Also someone get that boy a haircut
Speaking of haircuts - Matt and Pidge
This is a small list so their gonna be together.
HEWWO?? pidges hair in the beginning and her as the 80s pidge?? I loved that!! She honestly was one of my favourites this season.
Also MATHMATICS HOLT WTF U DOIN WITH THAT HAIR??! U cut off the locks of peRFECTION!
No but seriously, I wish there was more Mathew but that family picture and small scenes were amazing, I was just so happy with everything with pidge and Matt and I cry
Kinkade and the others
I say others cuz it’s background characters. But kinkade and his video? I cried the entire time for no reason other then I love that man.
Acxa was amazingly perfect to join the rag tag group of background characters. Veronica and acxa? Gay. Veronica has strong bi energy like lance and I wanted her and acxa to just get together.
James and kinkade? Gay. That’s it
LESBEENS!!!
Ships
U knew it was comin! I’ll make separate posts about the ships all together later (if I do) but seriously, voltron was like “fuck you and your grandma. Shut the fuck up” and then through a brick at us.
Also, they straight up said (multiple times) that lance allura and Keith were a love triangle. Like bitch???
And while allurance was kind of shitty and very in your face, she still kind of spoke down to him??
And like, the only two times lance and Keith spoke it was so soft and wholesome and,,, that’s why I ship klance???
He helped him with alluras death and DAMN they really did that huh?
I had a theory that klance was supposed to happen, but somewhere along the line they said “yeah, no” and had to rewrite it and allurance was the only way to go and that would explain a lot. It wasn’t a ship planned. It was thrown together like a collage students essay two hours before the deadline. U can tell they tried, just not enough.
Shiros man btw was is clear day date and that’s some cute shit
Plot
I wish they would have converted the honerva story line in the previous seasons so it wasn’t so,,, jumbled.
There were parts were I would zone out for a second and get so lost on the plot and who everyone was
Also thicc voltron/atlas was kinda,,, strange,, but I mean, when you meant to kill shiro and now u have him for the last season, u just hot glue that bitch to the final season script.
It was everywhere and no where at once. I felt like I was about to start watching fucking twilight in space at that point.
They called back a lot of old plot points but some had me going “whomest the fuck is u?” And some made me happy.
I wanted lowhore to come back officially not gon lie.
I WANTED THE BIG LANCE AND KEITH FIGHT SO BAD AND I WAS ROBBED
there’s so many problems with this season that would have been fixed with proper editing and timing
Conclusion
It felt like they started a story and knew what they wanted. But got half way and realized it wouldn’t work. They had to try and create a different ending with what they had made and this was the result. Messy, strange, and kind of hard to follow. There were times when animation fell flat ( that one screen shot of Veronica’s face real close up when her and acxa spoke) and times when, it felt like fan service (for who? Who knows). It would have been better if the show was episodic and not every four months a new season came out. It was rushed for released and it showed in the quality.
I wish it would have been better, everything we wanted, but that never was on option and we should have been prepared for that. But what can u do.
#voltron#voltron season 8#season 8 spoilers#voltron spoilers#keith kogane#klance#keith#lance#lance mcclain#keith (voltron)#shiro#lotor
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Rockman.EXE Episode 12 Review.
Roll... Charm? Nah.
Crash or Clash? Im so confused.
We start this episode with Yaito and Meiru at the N-1′s gift shop. You know, since shopping is something girls do.
Meiru-chan tries out a hat only to have it taken from her by Iroaya Madoi.
Because she felt like bothering some kids today.
After insulting Yaito’s shiny big forehead she proceeds to insult Meiru.
The insult was better in the dub.
She finally reveals to be Meiru and Roll’s next opponent and the title card appears.
Midorikawa begins to announce the next two matches, starting with Netto vs Hinouken in the main dome, though she sounds more excited about the match in the B-dome which will be Madoi vs Meiru, the first “Girl vs Girl” battle.
Too bad only ONE of their Navis is actually a girl!
Did she called Madoi old? Also, whats with the poses? Was Madoi fixing her hair before her picture? And Hinouken is like, “Yeap, thats me, I am a fire god”. BTW his real name is Kenichi, turns out Hinouken is a nickname.
After this we cut to Meiru-chan and friends in the locker room, where all the guys are keeping their distance.
This girl is on fire!
As you can guess, Madoi has her compleatly burning with rage, or is it a firery aura as Higure-san says?
Whatever it is, it engulfs Yaito as well when Meiru promises to defeat Madoi using the chips she gave her.
If anything, Tohru should be the head of the Madoi hate club since she kidnapped his father, and are we also forgeting that she is part of the World Three?
Netto doesnt understand why both Yaito and Meiru are so angry at Madoi, (World Three, Netto!) so he asks them what happend, while they’re still burning.
And we get a scene where they are standing face to face with Madoi and the hat from the gift shop flying in the background.
Who paid for the hat anyway?
She is like twelve, of course she has small breasts!
But Meiru-chan fights back and unintentionally calls her old because she said “Obasan” which ticks off Madoi.
She never said “Old hag”, she called her madame, ma’m or old lady XD
Also, 23?! Not with that makeup as Yaito and Meiru tell her before calling her old again. Intentionally this time.
We then get a dramatic scene with the two of them insulting eachother.
It is ON!!!
After that “flashback”, we cut to the cyberworld where Glyde and Roll are talking about how rude Madoi was to both their operators.
Quick, Rockman! Say yes! Say YES!
Saved...
Netto says goodbye to everyone since they will be go cheer for Meiru-chan at her match. Followed by Yaito asking what happend to Masa-san, who was apparently there earlier. I like the way Higure-san starts searching for him.
Netto is runnig down the hall on his way to his match but is stopped by a monitor on the wall about another record being broken.
Yeap! Sharkman, the Navi Rockman met back in episode 5. Turns out he is the Navi of the strange man we saw with Miyuki and Saloma before, who is totally not Masa-san, even though he tells everyone to eat more Calcium.
So thats his theme? Ok.
Netto starts getting excited over this and Miyuki appears next to him saying that the commander is exagerating his “rank”. This, of course, makes Netto ask her if she knows him, and she denies it in such a rookie way.
Come on, Miyuki, you can do better than that.
She leaves and Netto continues his way to the match, and we see Mahajarama coming through the wall just to say something ominous about his battle with Hinouken.
How does he do that? O.O
In the next scene Netto and Rockman’s battle begins, with Hinouken looking suspiciously confident. Once the battle begins, Rockman dashes at Fireman using the same attack and animation he used against Gutsman back in the first episode.
I call it, the “Rock n Rumble”!
As the battle continues, Midorikawa announces that the battle in the B-dome is about to begin. So we cut to Roll in a redish canyon arena where Coloredman attacks her by surprise.
Roll starts her attack with her Heart Flash move, but Coloredman is able to catch them and... Eats them?
So Roll throws candy hearts?
Coloredman throws his ball at her, she dodges and this happens.
He’s lying of course, Coloredman’s ball comes rolling back at Roll giving her TIME to dodge! Seriously, this is how the scene goes.
“Why didn’t you tell me to dodge?!”
Meiru, you had plenty of time to use a battle chip! Who is the operator here?!
This was to create drama before cutting to comertials, and we return with Roll on the ground and Meiru nagging Madoi who is just powdering her face.
Shouldn’t you be helping your Navi?
Madoi just starts mocking her which also angers her friends on the stands where Masa-san takes the oportunity to re-join them.
Told you this was gonna be a thing.
The crowd suddently starts going wild, everyone begins to cheer for someone, starting with this kid who looks like Netto.
Madoi is confused about this until she finally pays attention to the battle.
No wonder they’re going crazy, this is awsome! XD
This results in Coloredman throwing his ball upwards squashing him in a comidic way.
Coloredman gets angry and brings out his mini mes!
But Roll-chan has a new trick up her glove, she throws her hearts at the mini Coloredmen making them fall in love with her, and she then orders them to attack him.
After this, Coloredman literally knocks some sense into them and they then proceed to chase Roll, running her over.
Or should I say, “Roll” her over? XD
We cut to the spectator stands where we focus on Miyuki and Saloma, not only because the light focuses on them, but because they are the only ones who are not brunnetts.
They’re talking about how they can’t arrest Madoi, even knowing she is a World Three member, because Net criminals can only be arrested over the Net. Which is kinda dumb considering how she held someone hostage in episode 6.
Anyway, its funny how Miyuki says this last line only to follow it with this scene.
Midorikawa tells the audience the progress of the battle in the sub dome, as we cut to Rockman’s battle.
Fireman attacks, Rockman dodges it and lands like this for some reason.
Talk about light on your feet.
In the battle we see that they are evenly matched as they both get pushed back by the others shots.
Netto realizes that Fireman is even stronger than before, and Hinouken confirms his thoughts by telling him that they have train exhaustively ever since they lost the second time, (although it really wasnt Rockman who beat him)
You already had an episode about that, remember? And you failed!
After that, we cut back to Roll-chan who has finally read the mini Coloredmen attack pattern.
Meiru brags about it to Madoi, but she decides to play dirty by blinding Meiru with the Sun’s reflexion on her powder box mirror.
Meiru’s reaction distracts Roll who is attacked from behind by the mini Coloredmen.
With Meiru incapable of doing anything (even less than before), Coloredman takes advantage of the situation and decides to get ready to delete Roll with the Aqua and Flame Towers.
However, Yaito wont allow this to happend and runs down the stairs to where Meiru is to cheer her on. Madoi gets annoyed at this and decides to use her mirror on her too, which turns out be a bad idea.
Yaito, with your forehead so bright, wont you blind my sight tonight?
Yaito’s shiny forehead returns the reflexion to Madoi who falls backwards droping her PET in the process.
This has an effect on the mini Coloredmen who get damaged and blow up, leaving Coloredman confused. Meiru takes the opportunity to FINALLY use one of the chips Yaito gave her which so happends to be a rare chip.
Coloredman gets scared and counters with his ball, but the Triple Lance Battle Chip is too much for him and shoots through the ball hitting Coloredman afterwards, ending the battle.
After Meiru and friends celebrate her victory they decide to go cheer for Netto in his battle.
Speaking of the battle, we see that things are heating up, literally, as Fireman and Rockman are standing back to back, talking to eachother.
Netto slots-in the Elec Sword, Fireman uses a Fire sword and the episode ends with Hinouken saying something suspicious as he looks up at the sun.
My thoughts on this?
Is it just me, or is everytime a shonen anime tries to focus on the girl characters, it ends up being lame in comparison?
Dont get me wrong, I love Roll and the way she battles, but the match felt more like a filler than an actual battle. I know Coloredman isnt the strongest Navi in the World Three... but he is a World Three Navi! It’s like they dumbed him down so he could lose against Roll and Meiru’s rookie fighting style. Rockman delivers punches and kicks from time to time, but Roll just pulls hair and pinches faces. It was pretty fun to watch though.
The dub decided to make this a two part episode, but it is originally two diferent episodes, this being part one and the next episode as part two because it ended in a cliffhanger.
Speaking of the dub, I find it really confusing how they changed Yaito and Meiru explaining Netto about Madoi after he asks them, the dub just cuts over to the flashback without mentioning it as such, it just looked like something that happend later rather than earlier, which makes the hat flying at the begining not make any sense.
This episode was probably a reference to the first game where Roll tried to stop Coloredman from blowing up a bus.
Of course, she couldnt handle it and Rockman had to step in and save her, but Im not saying she did a better job here. Roll did good as always but her operator has no idea what she’s doing. Roll-chan did all the work and Meiru gets the praise because she send a rare chip at the very end, that was literally her only job!
In the dub, a lot of dialogue was added where there wasnt, like in the part where Roll is about to get hit by Coloredman’s ball, the dub had her saying that it was too late to avoid it, better than just standing there waiting for it to happend.
To be fair, an operator also directs the Navi, telling them where to go or what attacks to use sometimes, but Meiru still SUCKS! Its until Axess where she becomes a little more competent, so we still have an entire season to suffer through her dumb operation. All we can do for now is root for poor Roll-chan.
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allurance high school bffs au
they met on the first day of theater in junior year
allura had the prettiest pink highlight and eyeshadow lance had ever seen so ofc he had to ask where she got it
she was happy to answer and they dove into this huge convo abt makeup and gave each other pointers
he asked her to get coffee w him after school bc he thought she was great and wanted to take her on a kind of date
she said yea bc she liked talking to him
lance: great! its a date ;)
allura: im a lesbian
lance: great! its a friendly platonic outing!
bc he also liked talking to her and didnt want to miss the chance to be friends
friends turned into best friends pretty fast
they always worked together in their class and spent 90% of the time talking
updating each other about their days and telling funny stories
allura: and so then nyma started singing “breaking free” from high school musical in the middle of olive garden-
lance: wow.. not all heroes wear capes... did u record it i want to see
every saturday night they go to alluras house and have “babe night”
(its called babe night bc theyre both babes)
and they do skincare shit and watch really bad movies together
like food fight
lance: im going to be dex dogtective for halloween this year
allura: furry. ill be the raisin girl we can match
allura goes over to lances house so much they call her an honorary mcclain
his mom will even make him a lunch to take to allura almost daily
she loves it
they tell each other everything
especially crushes and every time they think someones cute
so lance has known about alluras crush on nyma for months and tries to help get them together
lance: youll be thanking me when ur married.. which btw i better be ur man of honor!!!
allura also knows about lances crush on keith from his english class
shes always giving him advice on how to woo keith
allura: u just have to be like “hey keit-“
lance: I TOLD U TO CALL HIM TANGERINE WHAT IF SOMEONE HEARS U!!!
allura: lance were not in 8th grade im not doing that
lance: worst bff ever
frequent facetime calls til 2am that they spent whispering stupid jokes and doing horrible movie impressions
sometimes lance gets too loud and his mom comes in and tells them both to sleep
they will simultaneously reply “sorry mom”
they play at least 5 different imessage games with each other every day and get super competitive about it
lance: HAHA I WIN AGAIN reigning cup pong champion lancey lance at ur service
allura: how dare u out-pong me... i loathe u
they have plans to go to a big and exciting city and move in together
but honestly they practically live together already with how much they sleep over at each others houses
basically theyre amazing bffs and are like attached at the hip
and they love each other like family and would do anything for the other
theyre rly protective of each other
and neither of them can imagine life without the other
they call themselves “platonic soulmates”
theyre adorable.. best bffs in the universe
#i got this idea from the hs au baeyards made uwu#I LOVE BFF ALLURANCE SO MUCH#my only reason to live is bff allurance...#vld#voltron#allura#lance#🐬#safeallura#safelance
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OMG I love your newest scenario!!! Can you do the same one but with Keith? (btw, I really love your blog~ you're an inspiration tbh)
(omg ur too sweet?????)
The original prompt was thus:
“Sooooooo I was thinking what would Shiro do if his s/o showed up to party in a sexy black dress just to get him back for spending so much time with Voltron.”
Implied nsfw and some sweet, sweet angst. Just in time for season 3 (¬‿¬)
“Allura…I’m not so sure about this.” You tugged at the front of your black dress, trying futilely to force it to cover more of your exposed chest. “He’s already so wound up from Black choosing him to lead and Lotor nearly kidnapping Lance a-and he hasn’t even recovered from losing Shiro…I-I’m worried this is too much. What if he gets mad at us? Me? What if he thinks I’m not taking his feelings seriously and breaks up with me?” You whipped around and grabbed Allura by the shoulders, shoving your nose against hers, “What do I do? He’s gonna break up with me!”
“Breathe, darling, that’s it,” Allura rubbed her hands soothingly up your arms, “Everything is going to be fine. It’s just a party!” You stepped back and she let her arms fall to her side, “It’s ok to be worried Y/N, but you know Keith best. Do you really think he’d break up with you for a little petty revenge?”
She moved to pick out some jewelry to match your outfit while you deflated and sat on her bed, letting out a petulant ‘no’. She smiled kindly and continued, “Of course not, because he loves you. Silver or gold?”
You pointed at the silver necklace and she continued, “Now I know he’s a little stressed. But he’s taking it out on everyone and frankly, I grow tired of it.” You rolled your eyes, talk about an understatement. Loosing Shiro hit all of you hard, but none as hard as Keith. He lashed out at everyone, believing you’d all given up on finding him, but after the first fight with Lotor he finally came around to the idea that someone needed to pilot Black. Everyone knew he wanted it to be Allura, it made sense right? But when Black responded to him, his already surly demeanor took a turn for the worse as he began to push everyone away. Even you and Lance couldn’t get him to do anything other than train and eat.
“He’s been an–oh, what’s the wording Pidge used the other day? Oh! He’s been a ‘fucking asshole and needs to get that gargantuan stick out of his ass’.” She looked so proud at her use of Earth curse words you couldn’t help but laugh until tears ran from your eyes.
You struggled to catch your breath and did your best to fan your eyes, trying to stop your makeup from smearing, “Oh my god, Allura! Why is Pidge teaching you curse words? It’s so wrong to hear you say them!”
She shrugged, “Does it matter? I agree.” She moved your hair to put the long silver necklace around your neck and to clip on matching earrings. “You’re his partner and he’s been a jerk. The very least we can do is throw back just what he is jeopardizing into his face.”
You fiddled with the unaccustomed weight on your ears as Allura dug through jewelry for herself. She’s always so right. After Black chose him, you did your best to try and comfort Keith with soft words and gentle touches and when that failed, you did your best to entice him to your bed. But it all failed and when he began flinching away from your touch, you forced yourself to back off. If he wanted to work this out on his own, then fine. Three weeks later and Keith was slowly coming back to you but his rejection, or whatever it was, still stung. There was a small part of you that wanted to slap that pretty face of his each time he shyly kissed your cheek.
But he was healing, in his own way. He wasn’t ready to talk or apologize quite yet and you weren’t sure if you were ready to accept it either. “He doesn’t know how to talk about his feelings Allura. He’s been alone so long…”, you sighed, unsure of where you were going with this.
“That doesn’t excuse his actions, Y/N. Lashing out is easy, and it’s lazy. Now what we are doing is just simple fun.” She sashayed over and pulled your hands in hers, playfully causing you to dance with her, “We’re going to remind Keith just exactly what his actions could have cost him.” Truly, she was a devil.
Keith fidgeted with the collar of his Altean formal wear under the gaze of his fellow paladins. He could do this. He could totally do this. Just say the words Keith. Seriously. It’s not that hard. They’re just words. Oh my god, he forgot how to speak.
Lance arched an eyebrow as Keith grew steadily redder and looked to Pidge who gave him a smug look, content to continue to let Keith suffer. He looked to Hunk who shrugged, also happy to watch Keith struggle. He called it character building. Lance sighed and wrapped a long arm around the struggling black paladin’s neck, “I’m dying of old age here buddy. You gonna speak or what?”
Keith nodded quickly, grounded by his friend’s touch, “Y-yeah, I’m sorry. I’m just…” He took a shuddering breath and started again, “I was a jerk. (”Yeah you were.”, Pidge quiped.) I was mourning, I’m still mourning. But that was no excuse to treat you guys like shit. You’re my family and you didn’t deserve that. So…I’m sorry. A-and I hope you guys will forgive me.” He quickly looked at his feet to avoid their gazes, hoping that was enough.
Lance hugged Keith close and thumped him hard on the back, “All is forgiven my dude.” Keith smiled as Hunk wrapped him up in another tight hug, crying something about not really being mad at him. Pidge didn’t move from her spot, instead choosing to hold her arms out while making a pained expression, “Well get over here you idiot. I’m still mad though.” She squeaked as Keith spun her around but was happy nonetheless.
With his apologies to his friends over with, Keith felt some of the past month’s weight lift from his shoulder. But it wasn’t over yet. He already apologized to Coran but you and Allura were the last on his list. And arguably the hardest. Allura he could handle, he was fully prepared to suffer as her sparring partner for a month in repatriation, but you? You were a different beast altogether. He was scared. So scared. How could he possibly apologize enough for pushing you away? What little courage he had was spent every time he kissed you on the cheek. How was he going to spend an entire night with you if you didn’t take his apology? What if this was the end? What if he fucked up his relationship beyond repair?
The castle hall sliding open broke him free from his thoughts. He could do this. You mattered so much to him, the very least he could do was apologize. He. Could. Do this!
But holy shit, you looked radiant. Keith gulped and felt his jitters return as he watched you adjust the dark shawl around your shoulders. He couldn’t see the dress you were wearing but he didn’t need to to know you looked so fucking beautiful. But when you carefully avoided looking at him and stayed attached to Allura’s side he felt dread settle in his stomach. Oh no…
You managed to keep calm after watching Keith’s face fall as you ignored him. It hurt but eh, payback is one hell of a bitch isn’t it? Allura patted your arm and gave a small smirk as she successfully stirred you two towards the transport pod. Phase one: complete.
Phase two was the fun part. The party was on a recently liberated planet, Lotte, to celebrate Voltron’s success against one of Lotor’s generals. And it was swanky as hell, taking place in what was essentially was an underground nightclub: loud music, flashing lights, and a ridiculous amount of food and drinks. You couldn’t have asked for a better place to get revenge.
You shrugged out of your shawl and snuck a quick glance at Keith over your shoulder. His gaze was instantly glued to your exposed back. Perfect. Your dress was hella short, tight, backless, low cut and it hit all of Keith’s kinks. You saw Lance quickly cover Pidge’s eyes as he took notice before throwing your shawl in Keith’s face, using the momentary distraction to disappear into the crowd.
You felt Allura’s hand close around your wrist as she pulled you through the crowd of moving limbs. She bent over to speak into your ear, struggling to be heard over the music, “Ready?” Hell yes. Time to party!
Keith was going to kill them. All of them. Every single idiot who had the audacity to put their filthy, unworthy hands on you. He ground his teeth harder as another new partner started grinding behind you, his furred hands playing dangerously with the short hem of your skirt.
That was it. That was fucking it. He growled as he shoved party goers out of his way to reach you. But the eye contact and sinister smirk you gave him stopped him in his tracks. You knew he was watching? His anger deflated, replaced by confusion as he watched you dance a little more suggestively with your partner than was strictly necessary while maintaining eye contact.
Oh. OH. You dirty little minx. Is that the game you were playing? Keith was a jerk so lets make him jealous by dancing in a sexy black dress with literally everyone in a club except for him. He licked his lips, caught between letting you play your game or shoving that dickhead off you and showing him what a good time really looks like.
Oh fuck it. It’s been three weeks since he’d even kissed your lips properly, let alone seen you in something this sexy. And he wasn’t a man known for his patience.
You smiled as you felt your current dance partner being shoved off, his large hands being replaced with someone intimately familiar. Keith’s familiar cologne, and strong touch nearly overloaded your already overstimulated senses as he pulled you close, his breathing ragged in your ear. Oh how you missed his hands on your hips. The way he somehow held you in a vice-like grip while still treating you like broken glass, the way he projected ‘this woman is mine’ with just his body alone, daring anyone stupid enough to try and take you. Your overprotective Keith was back.
You felt an involuntary grin break out on your face as you rocked against your lover, not quite grinding against him but just giving him enough ghostly pressure to remind him what it felt like to move against you. “I missed you,” his voice was like honey in your ear and you felt yourself melting against him, “I’m so sorry, Y/N. You didn’t deserve that. I was awful to you and I-I’m so sorry.” You felt Keith drop his forehead to your shoulder but he never stopped rocking his hips to the beat.
Now, how to accept his apology? You could turn around and kiss him senseless, shoving your tongue in his mouth like you were trying to taste his apology. You could ignore him and continue dancing, letting him simmer for a while longer. Or, you could find the nearest bathroom and let him fuck you senseless.
Now that was an idea.
You reached up to grab a fistful of hair, tugging his mouth to yours to swallow his low moan as you ground your ass as hard as you could against his crotch, reveling in how quickly he rose to half-mast. He’s always so sensitive, your feisty paladin.
You smirked against against his lips as he pulled your hips against him, forgetting the music and just grinding his erection against you, gently tugging your skirt higher so he could touch the soft skin of your thighs as he let a hand wander.
“I forgive you, Keith.” You weren’t sure if he could hear you but he must have gotten the gist because his voice was rough with lust against your ear as he nearly growled for you to ‘get to the bathroom this instant so I can fuck you.’ And thank you club music for being unnecessarily loud.
#keith kogane X reader#keith X reader#voltron imagines#voltron headcannons#voltron scenarios#keith kogane#voltron self insert#listen i adore keith and he's such an angsty boy#don't take this wrong at all#but this was the only way i could think of keith ignoring you#because he's a loyal peanut and would never leave you#he's like a kicked puppy#also i'm gay for allura if u couldnt tell
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Imagine the team leaving for a mission. Allura and Lance are alone. It's awkward. Then, Lance, the love child of the beauty, asks Allura if he can try one of her dresses on. Allura wanted to try wearing Lance's outfit since day zero. They include make-up and karaoke battle.
*soft gasp* Anon, I do believe you’ve earned yourself a small fic :3———————————-“We’ll be back soon. Try not to blow up the Castle while we’re gone.” Shiro chuckled as he clapped Lance on the shoulder, the other Paladins already heading for their ziplines. Lance rolled his eyes. “Blowing stuff up is Keith’s thing.” He blatantly ignored the Red Paladin’s indignant “No it isn’t!” and Pidge’s snickering in favor of grinning at his team leader. “I’ll be fine, besides, I’ve got Allura with me. I’m pretty sure that between us, the Castle will be just fine.”
Shiro nodded and headed off for his own zipline. Lance heard Blue’s pouty rumble in his mind as her sisters left without her. “I know, Beautiful. But that last battle damaged you pretty badly, so you need to stay in the Hangars to heal up.” He soothed his Lion mentally.
The mission was a supply run anyways, not a lot of action, and Coran was going with them in order to identify any possible poisons to avoid. So Lance offered to stay behind in favor of Shiro getting to go, as it was another space mall moon and he hadn’t been able to go last time.
Lance thought staying behind was worth it anyways, as he’d seen the excited sparkle in the Black Paladin’s eyes at the thought of exploring a swap moon. But now it was quiet, almost too quiet, and boredom filtered in quickly.
Allura cleared her throat awkwardly, and Lance turned to face her. “So, Lance… what shall we do while we wait for the others to return? The mice can show you some tricks if you’d like…” she trailed off a little, attempting to clear away the awkward silence left in the wake of the other Paladins departure.
Lance thought for a moment, before eyeing Allura’s dress thoughtfully, contemplating. “Lance?” Allura raised an eyebrow. Lance decided to hell with it and blurted out his current thought. “Could I try on one of your dresses?!?” Allura blinked, surprised. That was certainly not what she expected, but she rolled with it anyways. “Only if I may try on your Earth clothing. It looks like a very different fabric than any Altean clothing has. I’ve always wondered what it felt like!”
Lance grinned. “Deal.” A bright smile spread across Allura’s face. “To my wardrobe!” She declared, marching over to Lance and dragging him through the hallways to her separate closet room where all her outfits were stored. Lance laughed as he stumbled into the huge room full of cute dresses and long, flowing skirts.
He gasped in awe at all the pretty designs and patterns, trailing his fingers over the silky fabric of one gorgeous blue dress. Allura seemed to bounce on her heels almost excitedly as she rummaged around in a certain cabinet built at chest height in the wall, pulling out what looked like makeup containers. “If you are to dress like me, you should at least enhance your features as well, though I doubt I can fix your ears.” She stated, Lance merely smirking in return.
“I’ll be right back, I’ll just go grab my clothes from my room real quick!” He chirped as he bolted out of the closet and ran for his room.
Soon enough, within the hour Lance was sporting fake blue Altean markings and wearing a floor length silver, blue and white dress, a slit up the left side to display some leg and the sleeves barely attached and flowy, shoulders bared and with a plunging backline. A pretty dark silver sash tied it together at the waist, wrapping up in an “X” across this chest and along the backline cut. Allura had even accented his cheekbones and eyes with some dark blue eyeshadow and pale rose gold blush and highlights.
Lance twirled around in the mirror, awed at how pretty he looked, extending his left leg and smiling. The light colors really made his darker skin pop. Allura clapped her hands excitedly. “You look stunning, Lance!” He turned and shot her a pair of finger guns. “I’m always stunning, but in this outfit I’m positively radiant.” He said confidently, preening. Allura rolled her eyes playfully. After an entire year in space, the flirty nature of the Blue Paladin was now recognized as nothing but pure fun, a game to relieve tensions during the war.
“Your turn, Princess!” Lance said happily, handing her his casual clothes. “Don’t worry, I won’t look. Trust me, in my family, looking at a dressing girl is punished by La Chancla.” He seemed to shudder at the memory, causing Allura to giggle in amusement. Lance turned instead to go through the jewelry box, careful not to disturb the mice, looking for something to accent his neck and collarbone a little more while Allura dressed behind him.
“Alright! I believe I have it on correctly! Though this other shirt is confusing.” He turned and yep, she was holding up his jacket and eyeing it warily. Everything else was on correctly though. Laughing, Lance took his jacket from the bewildered Altean and motioned for her to turn around. He then proceeded to pull her arms through the sleeves, adjusting the jacket properly. “There! You look almost human! Except for the markings and ears…” he explained, gesturing Allura to look at the mirror.
Allura turned this way and that, smirking at her appearance. “The human part I can fix!” She declared, before concentrating and shifting her features into a plainer, Earthen face. She blinked open normal, blue gray eyes and stared at her reflection, Lance gaping in shock. “Oh my. That is… quite a difference… my ears are quite ugly, and I feel a tad bit strange without my markings. And are all human eyes this dull?” She muttered, poking at the smooth, tan skin where her markings used to be.
The mice squeaked in shock from their spot napping in the jewelry box, snapping Lance out of his stupor. “Oh my gosh you look like my older sister…” he whispered, pressing a palm to his mouth. Allura turned to face him. “Your older sister?” Lance nodded. “Yeah. Maria. She’s a flight attendant back on Earth. Though she seems kinda stern all the time, whenever she was home with the family, she always used to instigate karaoke competitions with the rest of us.” He said wistfully, eyes almost distant at the memory.
Allura hummed thoughtfully. “Ka-ree-oh-kee? What is that?” She asked, confused. Lance brightened almost instantaneously. “Oh! Karaoke is basically a game where you sing along to a song and try to hit all the right notes. It’s mostly done for fun, but in a competition the person who sings the best wins. We usually had a panel of judges made up out of the rest of the family who weren’t participating, it was a whole lot of fun. Hunk used to come over to my place and join in all the time, dude has the singing voice of an angel!” He explained excitedly, hands waving about as he talked to make his point.
Allura smiled at his enthusiasm. “I think we had a game like that on Altea. We called it Utakita, and it was the same concept as your karaohkay although you had to make up the song yourself instead of singing along to something already made. Whoever made the best music with what they had available was the winner. I do miss playing that game, my mother was quite exceptional at it.” She informed him, reaching over to gather the mice up in her hands.
Lance pondered for a moment, thinking. “What if we can still play? I brought my phone with me from Earth, it has all my music on it. We could have a sing off and the mice can be the judges!” He exclaimed, Allura gasping and clapping her hands together in jubilation. “Lance, that’s a brilliant idea! We can hold it in the main common room!” She trilled, face alight in excitement.
Both immediately dashed off to set up the game, Lance grabbing his phone and Allura finding a music enhancer to increase the volume of Lance’s music player. It took some trial and error, but eventually it was set to an acceptable volume to sing along too.
So imagine the team’s surprise (and amusement) when they walked in after the mission to the source of the loud music to find a dolled up Lance in a dress and a human Allura wearing the Blue Paladin’s clothes singing loudly into hairbrushes along to She Wolf by Shakira.———————————————//this….. got wayyyyy too long…. hope you enjoyed this Lance and Allura bonding time! :3(Lance won btw. Have you even heard that boy’s singing voice? Jeremy Shada is an angel I swear👌🏻)
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(Langst) lance having freckles all across that Freckle Area atop his cheeks and nose, but lance used to get teased and bullied because of them. And now he thinks his freckles are ugly and that he has to hide them. So he's been covering them up with as many layers of foundation as he needs for them to be "erased".
Ahhhhh my poor baby
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Growing up Lance’s mom always told him how she was jealousof his freckles. She always said “hijo, I wish I had your freckles so thatpeople would know that the stars had kissed me.”
Lance always love hisfreckles. He would run up to parents and kids and say ‘Look! The stars kissedme!!’ Nobody ever said anything bad to him.
It wasn’t until middle school that people started to pick onLance. Everyday people would pick on Lance for the smallest thing. Being theonly Cuban kid in a primary white school tend to leave him the spot light forbullying.
Lance always found a way to ruin their material. They pickedon Lance for his clothes, he bought new clothes. They picked on him because hewas short. When he his puberty he shot up like a bean. Everything they bulliedLance for, he always found a way around it, until he couldn’t.
“Why do you have freckles?” The kid stepped closer to Lanceand stared at him.
“My mom says it’s because the stars kissed me.” Lance smiledat the boy.
“That’s dumb! You’re dumb for thinking that!” The boy shovedLance and ran away screaming ‘Freckles are Ugly!’
This went on for weeks and every time Lance would thinkabout what his mom said. This kept him positive for the most part. Until itbecame too much for Lance to handle.
Lance was standing in his bathroom staring at his face inthe mirror.
Ugly.
Lance scratched at his face. He didn’t want to be ugly. Hewanted to be pretty just like everyone else.
Lance was 13 when he started to wear makeup.
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Hunk knocked on the bathroom door. “Lance hurry we up, we have to go to class.”
“I’ll be right out!” Lance stared at himself in the mirrorand his fingers ghostly moved from his right cheek, over his nose down to hisleft cheek. Disgusting. Lance grabbedhis foundation and quickly applied it. He wanted them gone.
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It was around 3am when the alarms in the castle started toblare.
“Paladins you must hurry! Zarkon is attacking! Get to yourlions at once.” Alluras voice boomed over the loud speakers. Lance jumped outof his bed and put on his armor, and quickly applied a small dab of makeup onhis cheeks.
The unfortunate thing about makeup is that it can be sweatedoff, and it was coming off fast. Lance couldn’t help it, he sweated when he wasnervous, and fighting for your life is pretty nerve racking.
After the battle was won Lance landed his lion and startedto walk to the bridge to quickly brief with Allura before heading back to bed.Lance wiped his face, attempted to remove some of the sweat, he didn’t evenrealize the brown mark the makeup left on his armor.
Upon enter the bridge Lance noticed that everyone wasalready there. Allura quickly told everyone her plan to move the castle and ordered them to head back to bed. Lance was halfway to his room before he was stoppedby Keith.
“Hey Lance, you did really good out there, well for theleg.” Keith said jokily.
Lance smiled at himself, after every mission they wouldtease each other. “You didn’t do too bad yourself mullet.”
Keith laughed and walked to Lance and joined on his walk tohis room. “You have to come up with a better nickname for me. Mullet is gettingold.”
Lance started to laugh but stopped when he saw Keith staringat him. “What? Do I have a mullet?” Lance reached back to feel how long hishair had gotten.
“Freckles.” Keith took a step closer to Lance and staredharder.
Lance stumbled backwards. He reached up and wiped away forfoundation, he bit his lip. “Listen I grew up with that nickname, I don’t needit from you.” Lance started to walk away but Keith stopped him.
“Lance wait, I wasn’t saying it in a negative way, I justnever noticed them.” Keith stared at Lances cheeks.
“Well because I don’t want people to see them.” Lance placedhis free hand over his face.
Keith pulled his arm down “Why not? They’re cute, it’s likethe stars kissed you.”
Lance stared at Keith for a few seconds before he broke downcrying. It had been such a long time since he heard something nice about hisfreckles. “You don’t think that they are ugly?” Lance managed to sob out.
“What? No, no, no. Why? They’refreckles.” Keith pulled Lance in for a hug and Lance hugged him back cryingeven harder.
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Lance stood in his bathroom staring at himself. His hand hovering over his foundation. Should I? Lance thought back to that night with Keith and walked out of the bathroom without the foundation.
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My poor son. Freckles are beautiful!
BTW the thing about the stars kissing you is something my best friends mom said to me and it always sticks with me.
Thank you for this!!!
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Spotify, SoundCloud, or Pandora? SpotifyIs your room messy or clean? Both what color are your eyes? Browndo you like your name? why? Yes! Because it's a unique name 🙂 It's Amethyst btw 💜what is your relationship status? TakenDescribe your personality in 3 words or lessToo much sauce what color hair do you have? Brownish black what kind of car do you drive? color? Honda Civic & Teal/Greenwhere do you shop? Everywhere how would you describe your style? Sometimes it's laid back sometimes it's chic favorite social media account? Tumblr what size bed do you have? Queen 👸🏽 any siblings? Yes, 5If you can live anywhere in the world where would it be? London or Manhattan favorite snapchat filter? All of themfavorite makeup brand(s)? Mac & Sephora How many times a week do you shower? 6favorite tv show? Girlfriends shoe size? 8 1/2how tall are you? 5'5sandals or sneakers? Sneakersdo you go to the gym? Absolutely describe your dream date? A romantic getaway trip on a beautiful island 🌴 how much money do you have in your wallet at the moment? Idk 😐 I have to check my account what color socks are you wearing? No sockshow many pillows do you sleep with? Onedo you have a job? what do you do? To simplify, I work in I.T #WomenInSTEM 👩🏽💻how many friends do you have? 5whats the worst thing you have ever done? Lie to someone I Lovedwhats your favorite candle scent? Chardonnay 3 favorite boy names? Deonte, Elijah, Malikaih 3 favorite girl names? Amethyst, Marchae, Lylah favorite actor? Denzel Washington & Will Smith favorite actress? Tarji P Hensen & Gabrielle Union Wadewho is your celebrity crush? Rihanna, Michael B Jordan, Lance Gross & Micheal EalyFavorite movie? Safe house & CreedDo you read a lot? whats your favorite book? I don't money or brains? BOTHDo you have a nickname? what is it? My family calls me Amey & my friends call me Ammo How many times have you been to the hospital?Woooowwww way too many to count #YellowRibbon 🎗top 10 favorite songs Rihanna- HigherRihanna- Love on the BrainUsher & Monica - Slow JamBeyonce- All nightBeyonce- SandcastlesAmy Winehouse- Wake up aloneAmy Winehouse- Will you love me tomorrowAdele- Best for lastDaniel Ceaser- Get you J. Cole - Every song everdo you take any medications daily? Just pain meds from past surgeries what is your skin type? (oily, dry, etc) Oily I guess 🤔 I never really have to lotion a lotwhat is your biggest fear? Not reaching my highest potential in life how many kids do you want? 2 but 3 MAXwhats your go to hair style? Wigs I've madewhat type of house do you live in? (big, small, etc) medium size apartment who is your role model? My grandmother what was the last compliment you received?Compliments on my beauty & hairwhat was the last text you sent? "Me if I ever meet Rihanna" with a picture of a woman crying hysterically next to Rihanna 😭😂how old were you when you found out santa wasn’t real? Idk I was very young thowhat is your dream car? Black on Black Bentley with purple and black interior opinion on smoking? I don't smoke, but if you do then do you lol do you go to college? Not any morewhat is your dream job? Any place where I'm genuinely happy would you rather live in rural areas or the suburbs? I'm a city girl tbhdo you take shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels? I used to as a kid but not anymore lol it has to be some pretty amazing shampoo & conditioner do you have freckles? Not at alldo you smile for pictures? Sometimes how many pictures do you have on your phone? 6,432have you ever peed in the woods? Not in the woods but in a parking lot years ago loldo you still watch cartoons? Only when bae or nephew has control over the remote do you prefer chicken nuggets from Wendy’s or McDonalds? Neither! YUCK! 🤢 Favorite dipping sauce? Honey mustard what do you wear to bed? Nothing most dayshave you ever won a spelling bee? No but I came pretty close in elementary 🙁what are your hobbies? Traveling can you draw? I wish do you play an instrument? Again, I wishwhat was the last concert you saw? My favorite band EVER... The Scripttea or coffee? Tea, I hate coffee Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts? Neither do you want to get married? Absolutely what is your crush’s first and last initial? D.Ware you going to change your last name when you get married? Yeah but I'll still keep minewhat color looks best on you? Every freaking color 😝do you miss anyone right now? Yeah but we're not talking right now 🙁do you sleep with your door open or closed? Opendo you believe in ghosts? I believe in spiritswhat is your biggest pet peeve? When I KNOW I'm correct but someone is TRYING to tell me otherwise 🤦🏽♀️last person you called? Future favorite ice cream flavor? Cookies & Cream regular oreos or golden oreos? Regular!!!chocolate or rainbow sprinkles? Both 😋what shirt are you wearing? Big gray teewhat is your phone background? A picture of my late dog... rip 🐶 are you outgoing or shy? Outgoing 75% Shy 25%do you like it when people play with your hair?Yeahdo you like your neighbors? We don't talk much but they're straight do you wash your face? at night? in the morning? I prefer at night or mid dayhave you ever been high? Yeah back in my college days have you ever been drunk? Yeah, I'm omw there now 😉last thing you ate? Whataburger (It's a Texas thaaannggg)favorite lyrics right now? Sza 20 something "How could it be20 something, all alone stillNot a thing in my nameAin’t got nothin’, runnin’ from loveOnly know fearThat’s me, Ms. 20 SomethingAin’t got nothin’, runnin’ from loveWish you were here, oh"summer or winter? Summerday or night? Nightdark, milk, or white chocolate? Milk favorite month? December what is your zodiac sign? Aries ♈️who was the last person you cried in front of? My man
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