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stardustkrishnaverse · 7 months

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krishna: MORE PASSION MORE PASSION MORE ENERGY MORE ENERGY MORE FOOTWORK MORE FOOTWORK

arjun: 🥹🙏

#krishna #incorrect mahabharat quotes #mahabharat memes #krishna meme #krishnablr #gopiblr #help #hindu memes #mahabharata #listen ik im not funng #vedis one braincell memes

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h0bg0blin-meat · 3 months

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Arjun: *clenching his fists* Fight me!

Krishna, standing behind him, sudarshan chakra in hand: *mouthes* Do not.

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stxrrynxghts · 4 months

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Arjun: you call yourself soul mate, but where were you when my meme had only 4 likes?

Krishna: making four accounts, bro

Arjun, tearing up: bro-

#mahabharat #mahabharata #hindu mythology #arjun #krishna #incorrect mahabharat quotes #saw this on the net somewhere #thought that krishna arjun will look good in this one #i have said before am saying again #not all of these memes are originals #some i just recycled from the net #some are from a quotes generator #but some are made by me #so dont wanna be accused of plagiarizm #thanks for coming to my ted talk

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orgasming-caterpillar · 26 days

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Mahabharat characaters on Social Media: pt. 1

Yudhisthir

Mostly reblogs "Am I The Asshole?" polls and somehow each with a detailed and insightfully correct answer. Most people just look for his reblog and then vote whatever answer he's deemed right. That's how he earned the nickname "Dharmaraja"

Always explains stuff to the asks he gets and does it very politely so. You could ask him about anything and as long as he knows about it, he'll tell you about it.

Women respector since before 5000BC.

Never annoyed by hate comments on himself. Calls the fuck out of them if they disrespect his brothers.

Bheem

Posts photos of foods he likes.

Always posts about what he's cooking.

Gives gym tips to beginners.

Probably has "never stop bulking 💪" in his bio

Definitely makes it his own duty to teach his mutuals how to cook.

Arjun

Crazy good archery skills. Knows it. Shows them off.

(most people just look at his arm muscles flexing though)

Arjun: Madhav! Look at how famous this post about my archery is getting. I don't understand though. All I did was hit a bull's eye.

Krishna, looking at Arjun in that video being completely shirtless and slicked with sweat, brown skin glowing under the sun: *sweats*

Doesn't understand the thirst comments. ("Madhav what does railing mean and why does this person want me to do it to them?" "Uhm, it means they want you to "train" them haha. It's a slang. Haha." "*Replies to comment* sure I'd love to rail you")

Nakul

Sexy and he knows it.

Thirst traps.

Actually works very hard and always helps people, but he's such a troll that people just think he's a unemployed gymrat pretty boy until he attends some big event and people are like "YOU HAVE A JOB??????"

Loves his fans (I just know he'll heart each and every thirst comment go argue with a wall)

Always tagging his twin in the most random posts (most of them are jumpscares)

Sahdev

Does not want to be here

Always duets the videos nakul sends him and screams at the jumpscares ("I do not like this TRICKERY!" "The ball hit the camera Sahdev it wasn't gonna jump out the phone and hit you in the face" "I am BLOCKING YOU")

The fans love his reactions. He doesn't know, he never checks the comments.

Gives in after some time and creates a no-bullshit self help account to help people manage their life and work more efficiently

Krishn

The definition of Hot Mess™

On every platform he's on, which is every platform that exists, this man is Chaos. One post will be "My wife is so beautiful" and then "I miss Arjun" and then "here's three legal ways to loophole out of a lawsuit" and then a motivation post and then a video of a cute baby cow he saw on the sidewalk.

Pranks the fuck out of everyone and everything (his favourite victim is arjun)

Professional roaster. Has online beef with Shakuni. Insults in the most insufferable way possible you canNOT find a way to insult back it's so annoying cuz then he's like 😇🦚

Cute couple reels with Rukmini

#pt 2 on the way stay tuned #mahabharat #mahabharata #star plus mahabharat #starbharat #krishna x arjun #krishna x rukmini #mahabharat memes #incorrect mahabharat quotes #mahabharat nakul #nakula #arjuna #sahdeva #yudhisthir #bheem #mahabharat bheem #hindu mythology memes #hindu memes

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kanhapriya · 9 months

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Krishna to Arjun

#krishna #kanhaiya #desi stuff #gopiblr #kanha #is this geeta?#geeta is just krishna calling arjun a whiny little baby for 700 verses #there are no rules #I’m god #krishna is the best #krishnablr #mahabharat memes #hindu mythology #a summary of gIta’ if I must #mahabharata lore #mahabharata memes #janmashtami

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seedhe-pahad-se · 4 months

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Listening to "Arey Dwarpalo Kanhaiya se kehdo" feels so pure i cannot explain it.

#krishnablr #shri krishna #krishna #hinduism #jai shree krishna #desiblr #bhakti #desi #tumblr daily #desi teen #desi tag #desi tumblr #desi culture #desi memes #hindublr #hindu culture #desi girl

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meghavahana · 2 months

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#meme #hinduism #lord krishna #pandavas #draupadi #hindu mythology #hindublr #desiblr #mahabharata

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chashnii · 10 months

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same radha-rani, s a m e.

― [found this on pinterest]

#desiblr #being desi #desi humor #desi #desi tumblr #desi aesthetic #desi culture #desi tag #desi moodboard #desi teen #desi memes #desi meme #radha krishna #radha #memes #meme #desi academia #indian aesthetic #desi blog

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inc0rrectmyths · 11 months

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Other avatars of Vishnu: 💀💣💥⚡🔫🗡

Krishna: 😇🤡💅🌸🎶🎉

#this was funny in my head #trust me #look at it with my vision #you found it funny?#yes? mwah <3 #no? die :/#hindu mythology #krishna #incorrect mahabharat #incorrect mythology #incorrect quotes #incorrect hindu mythology #hindu myth memes #mythology memes #hindu gods #vishnu #ramayan #mahabharat #desiblr

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incorrectmahabharatquotes · 6 months

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Krishna: I don't know, maybe the horrors would be less daunting if we were holding hands.

Arjun: With each other or with the horrors?

Krishna: I have two hands.

#the joke here is that he has more than two hands #and is famously polyamorous #we love to see it #hindu mythology #mahabharata #Mahabharat #krishna #arjun #hindu memes #krishjun?#we're still going with that joke?#I'm tired #mod s is always tired #mod: s

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stardustkrishnaverse · 7 months

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okay inspired by this post

🦚 MY HCS ABT HOW KRISHNA TEXTS 🦚

- sends you cheesy rizz like 'did it hurt when you fell from swarg 😩💘✨️' BUT IT WORKS EVERY TIME

- AND SOMETIMES ITS RLY SMOOTH FR

- sends outdated memes

- when you send meme spam he reacts to each one of them individually

- the most charming sweetheart texter ever

- wants all ur attention

- *sends cute couple activities or cafes* thought of you sakhi~ 🥰

- dramatic af

- also top quality advice for literally every life problem

- pvt snapchat story for gopis and gopas where kanha posts daily fit pics hahaha (he know its the 💅kanha thirst💅 grp fr lool)

-- > takes a selfie with radharani literally every time he sees her and posts it with caption 'RADHE ❤️'

-- > (leads to some rly funny candids of radharani 🤭🤭)

y/n: *sends cute pic of self*

krishna : *sends selfie of him swooning* caption: AAAAAAHHHHHHH MY HEARRTTTTT 😩😩😩😩😩😩🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵💘💘💘💘💘🫶🫶🫶🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺💞💞💕💕💕💞💞😍😍😍😍💕💕💕💕💕💓💓💓💓💝💝💝💝💝

krishna : SAKHI IM DYING

y/n : OMG WHAT

y/n : KANHA???

y/n : ?????

y/n : WHERE R U

y/n : BALDAU DOESNT KNOW HWERE U ARE EITHER 😭😭😭

y/n : TELL ME IF UR OKAY

[10hrs later]

krishna : dying without ur love 😩👌

[left on seen]

krishna : SAKHI COME BACK

krishna : 🚨🚨🚨 DANCE PARTY DROP EVERYTHING NOW 🕺💃🪩 🚨🚨🚨

y/n : *sends a meme that's not even that funny tbh*

krishna: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

krishna : you're so funny sakhi~~

krishna : 🤣🤣😂😂

krishna : hey sakhi have u seen my flute anywhere i can't find itttt 😭😭😭😭

krishna : nvm it was in my dhoti waistband

krishna : silly me !

krishna : 😆

krishna : got worried for a sec !

- its all for the attention of his beloved sakhis 🥰

y/n : ...yknow u don't have to try so hard u already got me whipped 😂

BONUS BALARAM:

- literally everyones contact name for him is 'Dau'

- sophisticated texter, reacts to all ur msgs with 👍 emoji

- replies either the second u msg him or 5mins after with profuse apologies for late response

- daily hydration reminders

- daily bedtime reminders

- daily "Sorry, but have you seen Kanha anywhere?"

- "I have posted you some herbal tea and face masks. Take care of yourself, you deserve it!"

- will cook for u in exam szn

- 'Some positivity for your day 🥰' *sends 7 cat vids*

- on ur speed dial

- on everyones speed dial

#krishnablr #gopiblr #krishna #this in my head fr now #hindu memes #krishna meme #krishna balram love you sm fr 🥰✨️#mahabharata memes #bros Im alr planning a part 2 #vedis one braincell memes #im way too invested in this

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hinsaa-paramo-dharma · 1 year

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I didn't made any cool art today. So, here are two doodles i made of shyam sundar last night while re-watching Mahabharat.

:/

#I was watching br Chopra's version btw #Cuz that one is the best one no doubt #I watched the viratswaroop episode #Vidur was awesome in that one #So was krishna ji #But he is awesome in everything #indian memes #desi stuff #desi tag #desi culture #desi shit posting #just doodles #sketch

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h0bg0blin-meat · 6 months

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Me: I read Mahabharata for the plot.

The plot:

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stxrrynxghts · 5 months

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Krishna: *elopes with Rukmini*

Subhadra: *elopes with Arjun*

Balarama: be a big brother, they said. It will be fun, they said.

#mahabharat #mahabharata #arjun #hindu mythology #subhadra #krishna #balarama #incorrect mahabharat quotes #mahabharat memes

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orgasming-caterpillar · 29 days

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Bonus:

Hehehehe

#star plus mahabharat #mahabharat #mahabharata #mahabharat memes #arjuna #krishna x arjun #arjun fanart #mahabharat fanart

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kanhapriya · 7 months

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Help me, I need sleep and here I am

#krishna #gopiblr #kanhaiya #krishnablr #desi stuff #kanha #krishna is the best #hindu mythology #mahabharat memes #arjun is me tho #geeta is just krishna calling arjun a whiny little baby for 700 verses #arjun #a #is this geeta?#geetagyan #bhagavad gita #gita summary

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