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You should read bhagwat geeta and mahabharat or smth you need to increase your attention span
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TERI AKHIYON KA WAAR👁👁✨✨
JAISE SHER KA SHIKAAR🦁😧
TERA HUSN DHUEDAAR 🌫😍
JAISE JALTA CIGAR 🚬💫🎀
TERE PYAAR KA NASHA
KABHI AAR KABHI PAAR
TERA PYAR PYAR PAAR
HOOKAH BAR
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us yesterday
you just had to say one nice thing about yourself 😾😾😾
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Aham Sharma's tits are my second favourite in the world
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Odysseus: People who say “go big or go home” seriously underestimate my willingness to go home.
Odysseus: it’s literally my only goal for most of the day.
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Interviewer: Why do you have a gap in your résumé?
Hermes: Actually I pressed the Enter key twice.
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saw a grown woman on tiktok snidely calling gen z the christopher columbus generation bc someone’s fifteen year old son ‘thought he’d discovered weezer’. newsflash every generation finds out about the music of the previous generation at some point it comes free with being fifteen. being annoying about music also comes free with being fifteen. a kid saying yeah i’ve just found this band nirvana have you ever heard of them should be a thing of joy
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the pledge lied actually all indians are NOT my brothers and sisters. some of you straight up suck
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If there was porn in Sanskrit I'd watch it
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Meri search history dekhkar lagta to nahi hai ki meri aatma ko shanti milegi
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Yatharth keh rahe hai maharaj 😔
Maharaj! Kaise hain aap?
Sab kusal mangal bs kisi tarah aam zindagi vyateet kar raha ap batao caterpillar with multiple legs
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Hamara kya hai maharaj? Ham to hamari priye ke uthne ki prateeksha kar rahein hain
Maharaj! Kaise hain aap?
Sab kusal mangal bs kisi tarah aam zindagi vyateet kar raha ap batao caterpillar with multiple legs
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I'm really fucking bored and I've been studying history for four hours so here are my predictions for March-December 2024:
- we'll get a gay politician in the presidency for a major first world country
- death of someone in the British monarchy
- PREGNANCY of someone in the British monarchy (I hope it's King Charles god please let it be king Charles)
- Elon musk gets into a virtual fight with a huge influencial person and embarrasses himself in front of the entire world
- Elon Musk again but this time he tries to teleport to outer space (it's gonna be so funny guys)
- we will get a new virus like covid maybe even another lockdown teehee
- a movie in Bollywood centred on LGBTQ+ people (or at least an announcement for one)
- unexpected support for LGBTQ from a backward city in Pride month this year
- a case of homophobic assault that leads to weeks long argument in the courts
- complete shutting down of a big food chain out of nowhere
- ai will be developed to the point of porn videos from a single photo of a person
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