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casperbedrawing · 1 month
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the crusaders
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marsinthecorner · 3 months
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Rudy and Slim formed a band! Based on The Dickies "Killer Klowns" music video.
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monstersmashorpass · 3 months
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SMASH OR PASS: Clown Aliens, Killer Klowns from Outerspace
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Please reblog for greater sample size, as per usual!
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purpleskkfosblog05 · 6 months
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2023/2021
“You stupid human! You ugly human! I shall turn you to cotton candy cocoon right now!”
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papabirdurskeks · 6 months
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If it’s still open A2 for Pom?
"Ha! Ha! It begs for mercy! MY mercy? HAHAHAHAHA!"
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Pom is the last Klown you'd want hunting you down, that's for sure. You'll be wishing he granted you a quick death via cotton candy cocoon.
I am legit surprised anyone even remembers him c'x Its nice c'x
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kaspie-going-krazy · 2 months
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The killer klowns are bees.
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killer klown theory below
Bees have a queen So do klowns.
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Bees have worker bees So do klowns.
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Some bees are only kept around for reproduction (the men) Klowns also do that (except with women).
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We see no female klowns in the parade scene. When the female klowns are faced with intruders they don't attack. In fact, the only scene they are in is one where they try to breed with the Terenzi brothers. You might say “But bee queens don't defend the hive! The klowns would've swarmed the truck instead of Jojo smashing it if they were like bees!” and to that I say, no, they wouldn't. The klowns listened to the clown truck because they saw it as another queen and when another queen enters the hive it's not the workers who drive it away, It's the queen.
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He sees the rival.
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And he takes it out. Just like a queen should.
The klowns defend the hive as guard bees do, you can see this from them swarming the main trio.
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this also explains why theres one big klown amongst all of the rest
in conclusion, I believe this is how the Klown hierarchy works.
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tawneybel · 11 months
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Request: “Killer clown from Outer space Buk/ka/ke.”
Imagine getting abducted by Klowns.
Slim, perfectly imitating Mike’s voice, announced you were to be cream-pied. The other Klowns giggled at your horrified expression.
You saw what happened to the security guard. Pied to the face, which by itself would’ve gotten them in trouble. If only you knew then what had happened to Sergeant Mooney. Somehow you were still convinced someone must be able to stop the invasion.
That poor guard, melted into a pile of goo. Clowns pelting acidic pies was so comically evil. You would’ve laughed if you were a member of the audience and not an eyewitness.
While Chubby carried your balloon into the Big Top, you glanced back to see Shorty plop an oversized cherry on the guard-turned-dessert. Were they leaving a meal for someone else? Did their home planet have giant cherry trees, their fruit used to fatten livestock?
If Debbie or I pop a balloon, someone’s getting cotton candied.
Klowns were hemophagic. It was hard to think of a scarier fate than being sucked dry by space aliens. The nightmarish funhouse setting would have delighted otherwise, coulrophile and carnival fan you were. Particularly the ride on a real clown car!
But you weren’t scheduled for exsanguination, or liquefaction, as you were about to learn.
There were so many balloons attached to the ceiling of the cocoon chamber. All different colors and patterns. It was difficult to tell how many other Earth women got captured.
The thought of Klowns conquering other worlds made you quake.
Shorty left. As the sliding door shut, you couldn’t shake the notion he was gathering more Klowns to meet Debbie and you.
Bibbo waddled over to the control panel. Slim lifted your friend up to a spare ceiling nozzle. For a split second, you thought Debbie would be siphoned into the spaceship. Leaving a blood-stained, but otherwise empty, sac. Instead, her balloon was promptly vacuumed into place. Still a prison. Debbie pressed her hands against the latex, pleading pitifully.
Next to hers were two empty balloons. One white with faint blue marbling; the other pink, resembling blown gum. You’d have killed for a stick, if your mouth had been dry. But you were salivating. Which didn’t go unnoticed by Chubby.
He untied the cord, allowing you to slip into his arms. Naked. Your clothes had been sucked away by the balloon. You swallowed your excess spit, prompting him to run an over-sized finger across your lips. Both pairs, the lower much wetter than the upper.
It occurred to you the Klowns all seemed male. And were chuckling at you, save for Chubby, whose very crooked smile grew dangerously large.
“Is that a juggling pin in your pocket or are you just happy to see her?” Slim’s query reminded you of his earlier words.
You weren’t livestock. Not exactly. Breeding, you thought, I’m going to be used as breed-
But, as the rest released their sizable erections, you wondered if Klowns and Earthlings were even genetically compatible.
They might just stuff your holes, over and over again. For the rest of your life.
The rest of my life as an intergalactic sex-slave.
An image of you, guzzling cum, costumed in gaudy lingerie, pleasuring multiple Klowns at once, popped into your head. A juggling pin inserted in your snatch, keeping it gaped after being roughly used by uncaring-
Fuck!
The invaders had released their members in unison. They more or less resembled human penises. Powder white with pulsing veins corresponding to their individual “face paint.” The openings in their suits weren’t wide enough to give you a glimpse of their balls, though.
Keeping your legs together was a chore. ‘Specially ‘cause you wondered what they had in mind exactly. One at a time? All at once? Hands and mammaries could be employed if the need arose. Right then the Klowns were employing their hands… on themselves. Chubby’s large dick, dabbing itself against your legs. Eager to split you open.
Oh God, you thought as the Klowns advanced, I'm going to be stuffed like a clown car.
Chubby was suddenly behind you, crouching you forward, his hardness deciding to fondly rub between your thighs.
Without warning, Bibbo stuck his thumbs into your mouth, pulling it into a grotesque grin while the others howled with laughter. It was futile. Too bad you couldn’t just lie back and think of Bozo. Your lips formed an O, like one of those carnival games where the goal’s to shoot water until the clown’s balloon pops.
The Klowns hummed in approval. Well, now I’m the entertainment.
But you were expecting to be squirted into, not on.
No wonder Chubby hadn’t slipped into you from behind yet.
Synchronized circle jerk. How many them were turned-on the ride over? You were too afraid to notice their arousal.
Just as Chubby’s… chubby jerked between your thighs, coating you from belly to chin, the others aimed for your face and tits. Managing to absolutely inundate you with their warm semen. Most of it splattered your face, shoulders, and neck. Miraculously, none of it got in your eyes. Though your eyelids felt sticky. Much of it did land in your mouth.
Out of reflex, you swallowed. Chubby’s grip loosened. Klown seminal fluid. Sweet and thick. Much better than human male jizz. And you weren’t saturated in it. Not in the way you now really wanted to be, anyway.
Reaching back to find your clit, you wondered who scored the most points in your mouth. Probably Rudy, who stood directly in front of you. Slim reached out to poke your cheek. Then trace a clowny smile around your lips.
There were no mirrors. If there were any on the ship, they’d probably be funhouse mirrors. So you couldn’t see just how much they’d creamed. Chubby’s hands slid up your sides and you raised yourself, lifting your arms to allow him access to your tits. They, along with your pussy, were dripping. Your chest with their cum, your crevice with your own arousal.
You could have gone for one of those stout white fingers up there just then. Why weren’t they advancing?
Rudy pointed past you, exclaiming. Chubby turned around, made a pleased noise, and gestured to Bibbo and Slim.
Your clothing was still in the balloon. Why the Klowns were so interested in them was soon answered.
Rudy and Bibbo held up your pants, while Chubby rummaged through the pockets and Slim held up your panties. Laughing in triumph with Mike’s voice.
Not to be outdone, Chubby showed the others a box of condoms. You stood there, naked, as they cooed with delight and ripped it open.
Watching them pass the wrappers, you figured Klowns had short refractory periods. But no, after opening the wrappers, they just starting using the contraceptives to make balloon animals.
Before you could ask them if the rumors about aliens and probes were true, the sound of the door sliding open announced Shorty’s return. Along with members of the Killer Klown troupe you hadn’t met yet.
Debbie screamed.
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deadboystims · 1 month
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kkfos board ^_^
✧.* , x x x , x x x , x x x
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caspertheconfused · 3 months
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HEY
I desperately need to find Mike tobaccos shoes from killer klowns from outer space but I can't fucking find em. If you have any information about their brand or whereabouts let me know pretty please.
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casperbedrawing · 2 months
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silly guy
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marsinthecorner · 4 months
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I love how the fandom seems to agree that Jumbo is the "dad" of the group who looks after and keeps them in line. Also that Rudy is an insomniac deep into research and making sure nothing is set on fire. Slim may also have to slip something into Rudy's drink/food to finally get him to sleep!
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Murderous mimes from somewhere out there
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purpleskkfosblog05 · 6 months
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for a user on Instagram
them hugging Slim
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papabirdurskeks · 6 months
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Remembering these old pixels I had done a few years ago of two of my KKFOS OCs Mac and Luka yet never posted them
A pity I hadn't but here they are now! Might redo them with the others
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kaspie-going-krazy · 2 months
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the NSFW side of this fandom is over-saturated. like I'm just enjoying an innocent little scroll and then BOOM sexualized Klown. I want to consume fandom content but almost everything I find is NSFW and I get burned out.
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