Swans and spite toddler :o

These are both ancient, and also Spite Toddler is barely even a WIP, it's literally just some notes. Spite Toddler is meant to be kind of a sequel to Entanglement, with baby Donna grown into toddler Donna. The idea was heavily inspired by my niece as a toddler and how hard she made me laugh.

Swans is just Loki/Stephen fluff. I think I saw some swans on a hike? I have very little memory of what the 'plot' was supposed to be. Here's a snippet:

“It must be frustrating,” Loki said vaguely. When he felt Stephen turn his head, he added, “Me. If that wasn’t obvious.”

Stephen let out a breath of air. Probably laughter, maybe a sigh. “Don’t take this the wrong way, Odinson, but if ‘frustrating’ was a deal-breaker, I would have gotten over this a long time ago. Like, way before telling you I loved you and dating you for over a year. Your personality hasn’t ever been much of a mystery to me.”

“No? Well, that’s a failure on my part. I prefer to remain mysterious.” “Yeah, see, you never lied to me. That was your big mistake. You never tried to charm me.”

“The opposite, actually.”

“Exactly.” Stephen turned around to lean his back against the rail. Loki looked at him. “But you completely charmed me anyway.”

“I’ll be honest, I always assumed it was just my good looks that ensnared you.”

Thanks for asking!!

wips, wips, wips everywhere!

For those of you who were interested in my nap dream: @kaldurcalm @kiwimeringue @freesidexjunkie

cw: gender swap, masturbation, sex pollen trope, bodily fluids, dry humping

It was a mixture of BG3 and Final Fantasy lore.

During a fight with a Malboro, I got hit with a nasty status ailment that turned me into the opposite sex. It was also imbued with incubus spittle, which I hadn’t discovered until much later.

We finally killed the Malboro, but we were a little worse for wear at the end of our fight.

Back at camp, once the sun set, I gradually started to feel the effects of the incubus spittle. Gale couldn’t give me a solid answer on when the effects of either spell would wear off, only able to mend my surface wounds. So, I had to wait it out, hoping my ailment would end with the sunrise.

Back in my tent, I couldn’t contain myself.

Sleep eluded me. I tossed and turned on my bedroll, sweating and cramping, burning hot and mumbling obscenities. I finally tore into my pants to try to end my suffering. However, I didn’t know how to pleasure myself given my new set of…tools. So I fumbled about, rutting into my fist until I fitfully came with thick globs of sweltering, gooey cum.

But no matter how much I teased and stroked myself, it wasn’t enough. It was never enough. I was crying; it hurt so bad.

I was so wrapped up in getting off I hadn’t noticed the nighttime visitor slinking into my tent.

I jolted when I heard him tut, and I quickly tried to cover myself. Like I wasn’t drenched in sweat, my pants weren’t mottled with cum, and my tent didn’t smell like sex. It was written all over my face, for fuck’s sake.

However, Astarion looked down at me with pity and mischief as he crawled over to me. He softly chided me when he peeled the blankets away, revealing my sticky, throbbing cock. I felt exposed. Embarrassed. But the lustful glimmer in his eye had me throwing all caution to the wind.

What better person to help me navigate through this situation than the sex god himself?

“It’s no wonder you can’t get off,” Astarion crooned, running a slender finger up the span of my cock. He smirked with delight when I squirmed under his artful ministrations. “You’re doing it all wrong.”

He proceeded to show me in a torturously slow manner the proper way to jack off. Sat me between his legs with my back to his chest, teaching me how to shift pacing and firmness with his hand clasped over mine, guiding me from base to head. He cooed vulgar and encouraging things into my ear as he drove me to another orgasm. And there was so much cum, it plopped soundly on the ground around us.

“I’ve always wanted to touch you like this. Never had the courage to. But look at you now. You need me, don’t you? You filthy little thing, you. Gods, what would you do without me?”

At some point, I felt a wet patch on my back from him having leaked pre-spend in his pants throughout our little tryst. As he guided me towards another orgasm, he rolled his hips against mine, and he came in his pants with a groan trapped in his throat as I painted our wrists with hot spurts of cum again.

Eight shows to get to know me (tagged in by @shinelikethunder)

Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Foundational to my adolescence

My Hero Academia - current obsession

Avatar: the Last Airbender - an enduring favorite

Agent Carter - look, I have a type

Leverage - my comfort show

Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood - first anime I ever watched and near and dear to my heart

Horatio Hornblower miniseries (A&E) - I imprinted on this HARD as a kid and it has endured with my age of sail special interest

Wishbone (PBS) - Defining media of my childhood

tagging @veliseraptor, @mostfacinorous, @cigaretteburnslikefairylights, @kiwimeringue, and @ophidiae!

WIP Game!

Rules: Write the latest line from your WIP (or post where you last left off in your art) and tag as many people as there are words in the line. Make a new post, don’t reblog.

I was tagged by @kiwimeringue! Thank you!

I'll do WIPs for both art and writing because I'm procrastinating working on both lol.

First writing: "This is seriously some white girl in a horror movie shit." Not sure if the line will stay, but I thought i was funny this was the last line I wrote lol

Ok now art:

This is the last still I worked on from the selkie animatic I'm making.

No pressure tags: @iseetheisland @nagatabt @waldosakimbo @shaynafairbanksart @kayas-kosmos @jdrawsshit @toku-fangirl-2015 @blankmuse @thefallenbibliophilequote @dindjarin-mandalorian

@kiwimeringue @adreamer67 @bedlamsbard

y’all 🥺🥺🥺🥺

Did this Entities Palette challenge over at my regular blog cause I needed something low stakes and distracting to work on for a bit, and had a lot of fun doing it!

- @kiwimeringue requested “ Georgie for the end and Melanie for the slaughter :)” 

Ineffable husbands, and Newton/ Anathema :)

Newt/Anathema already answered!

As far as A/C, they're two halves of a whole idiot and I can't not ship it. And that's the basic thing I like so much - they're both complete twits when it comes to each other. Sigh.

Oh mY GOD. OF COURSE ARGO CAN EAT WHOLE LIMES. Water Genasi are resistant to ACID DAMAGE

Just because he CAN do it doesn’t mean he SHOULD

Truly the worst crime committed in all of TAZ thus far.

kiwimeringue replied to your post: In one of your recent reblog about Loki saying if...

“I would rather die than continue this conversation” is like. SUCH a power move

it really is, and it is very specifically a Loki power move, especially because he at least 80% means it literally

Last Sentence Tag Game

Thanks for the tag @lowkeyed1!

The rules: Post the last sentence you wrote and tag as many people as there are words.

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Maybe he’d be interested in camping out in Canada’s boreal forests in the spring and summer, setting up cameras and trying to document saw-whet owls engaging in homosexual behavior.

HAHA normally I end up with a boring sentence for this but this one is fantastic. That's too many words to tag but here goes...

@bereft-of-frogs @nostalgia-tblr @mareebird @indelen @franniebanana @ankeschoenle @rosieposiepuddingnpie @aelaer @nildespirandum @taaroko @kiwimeringue @authorkarajorgensen @slenbee

1, 100, 42(.0) and 69

1: Attack Sustain Release - Chrome Sparks

100: Evil - Le Shuuk (my halloween playlist is definitely over-represented in this list)

42: Bedbugs - The Limousines

69: In Your Eyes - The Weeknd

∞ :)

okay there is a flaw of this plan that I realized as soon as I hit ‘Shuffle’ and that is so many of my saved songs on Spotify are either instrumental or not in English so I’m going to give you the route that I took to actually find a song with lyrics I understood so

Jandoubi | Disparition -> Entr’acte from the 1998 Cabaret cast recording -> Grand Guignol | Bajofondo -> Don Quixote: Act II: Carmencita | Léon Minkus and the Sofia National Opera Orchestra -> two more variations from Don Quixote wtf is wrong with this shuffle button omg -> Loyal to the Throne from the Black Panther soundtrack | Ludwig Goransson ->  Po sadochku hodzhy | Lubov Suslova ->

FINALLY

Sonya & Natasha, from Natasha, Pierre & the Great Comet of 1812 (the Original Broadway recording):

[NATASHA]

What can I do? Sonya, what can I do? I’m so happy And so frightened Why can’t you understand? I love him!

GIRL, YOU HAVE KNOWN HIM THREE DAYS, LISTEN TO SONYA! Specifically I really like the ‘I’m so happy/And so frightened’ lines. :-)

[put a little ∞ in my ask box and I will give you....a list of instrumental songs I waded through to find one with lyrics in English and also my favorite lyrics to that song]

Favourite extinct animals?

Those freakin’ 20 foot giant ground Sloths!

Like, here’s 4 tons of megafauna that’s so big when it stands on its hind legs it has to use its tail as a tripod to stabilize itself and it’s got fuckin MASSIVE CURVED CLAWS so huge it has to walk on the SIDES of its feet because otherwise the claws are in the way and so you stumble over this behemoth and you’re about to shit your prehistoric ass and then it comes after you like---

*Cheesy announcer voice* @kiwimeringue! You have chosen: ...This shot, the third shot in the opening!

*Fast talking, quieter, fine-print announcer voice* It's much more interesting with the music, I promise.

Loki, 39?

39. He must stare in the eyes of evil and know that he is free. (Loki) (MCU)

I’m tired, Loki thought, looking up at the black shape looming over their ship, and I hurt. “I don’t want to do this again. I can’t. Thor, I don’t know if—I’m not strong enough.” And he braces himself for his brother’s inevitable words. “You are strong enough. You have to be. We can’t afford for you to be prey to your pathetic fears.”

Thor’s hands on his shoulders are there to support, not to smother, and his remaining eye is kind. Frightened (had he ever seen Thor frightened before?), sad, but kind, and utterly without recriminations. “I would rather see you flee,” said the king quietly, “then be in that creature’s power again. Take your freedom while you can, brother. If you’re the only one who survives this day… then that’s enough.”

Oh… damn it.

Loki swallowed. “The only way I’ll be free… is when I can look into his eyes… and put a blade through them.”

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😂 What’s the funniest comment someone has left on a fic of yours? I honestly don't know, which is why I was hoping I wouldn't be asked this one 😅 I mean I'm sure I've had some funny comments, it's just that nothing is coming to mind and I don't really want to like...go digging through all the comments on all my fics...

🎶 What music do you listen to when you write? something instrumental--in general I can't listen to words and make words at the same time. I have a couple instrumental playlists on my iPod from, I think, way back in Livejournal days, and because they were intended for studying, they work well for writing. soundtracks in general would be good in theory except a lot of them vary way too much in tone and volume, so I end up being like "okay I can barely hear anything and it's not drowning out the ambient noise I need to drown out, this is dumb OH GOD SUPER LOUD SUDDENLY, TURN IT DOWN, haha wow any concentration I had going there is shattered, thanks!!" the TRON: Legacy soundtrack is great when I'm trying to focus, though--it's good music to begin with, but it's also fairly consistent, and it...has momentum that a lot of soundtracks don't? on the other hand I feel like I have a lot of soundtracks I haven't actually tried writing to, so there are probably others that would be fine. Fallout 76 would be good probably? I listened to the Amélie soundtrack while I was writing the other day and that was fine.

[fanfic ask game]