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danger-xylophones · 4 days
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Some Tmnt 2003 meme stills
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danger-xylophones · 5 days
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Remember, if you haven't felt the first edible in 5-10 minutes eat two or three more
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danger-xylophones · 8 days
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Anna Haifisch
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danger-xylophones · 16 days
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danger-xylophones · 16 days
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had to give cat bath
now cat angry ☹️
pic for reference
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danger-xylophones · 16 days
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froggy-bitch-4lyfe: Harvey looking serious in some hospital scrubs with his stethoscope from back in his hospital days
i know you probably meant when he was young, but i don't know that guy
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danger-xylophones · 16 days
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harvey........ with a beard? 👀
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danger-xylophones · 16 days
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Decided to rewatch some episodes of Ahsoka and it will forever crack me up how unyielding clear Thrawn is about how badly he wants to Leave. Like, that's all this man wants.
"What about Ezra and -"
"Leave."
"But-"
"I want. To leave."
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danger-xylophones · 20 days
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reblog to fucking bite the person you reblog from
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danger-xylophones · 20 days
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Excuse me while I sneeze 30 times in a row…
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danger-xylophones · 20 days
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what a good day to remember that butch lesbians (ESPECIALLY trans, poc, and/or fat butch lesbians) aren’t fucking predatory 
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danger-xylophones · 25 days
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Reblog if you write fic and people can inbox you random-ass questions about your stories, itemized number lists be damned.
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danger-xylophones · 1 month
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This is the most powerful call to ratio I've ever seen. It's like she's performing an incantation.
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danger-xylophones · 1 month
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Because I’m curious-
Reblog so this breaks containment and reaches people near the equator
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danger-xylophones · 1 month
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Rebels Maul and yoda had so much in common being creepy old freakish men living in fetid squalor. they were on opposite ends of the space magic political spectrum but by god they wouldve been bros
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danger-xylophones · 1 month
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The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy
I tried to scroll past this. I really did
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danger-xylophones · 1 month
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I'd very much like to punch a feminist.
I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.
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