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Whumper grabs the whumpee from behind- one hand over their mouth, the other is across their chest, or maybe twisting the Whumpee’s arm behind their back?
Whumpee is caught by surprise, their eyes are wide and panicked, clawing at the hand, trying to pry it off. You can hear them struggling, breathing furiously, trying to cry out and protest.
Maybe there’s chloroform on a rag held over their mouth, so they pass out in a few moments…?
(I couldn’t find a gif, so please enjoy this movie poster instead 😅).
Weird Al made a Christmas movie where he played a villain who was kidnapping Santa’s elves, but people thought it was real and he got taken to court over it. There were posts all over Tumblr and Twitter about how he was now problematic whether he did it or not because even if he didn’t he still ENDORSED elf-kidnapping by playing this character.
Mario : So now that Bowser is dating Luigi, I should be the bigger man and act like a reasonable adult.
Mario : After all, despite the bad blood between us, I trust my brother's judgement and only wish his happiness, and Bowser seems to be sincere in his change of heart.
Mario : Yes, I should lead by example in turning over a new leaf.
Donkey Kong : Or, you COULD get some sweet, sweet payback by showin' the big turtle what it feels like to get your dates interrupted by obnoxious kidnappings.
Mario, grinning maniacally while finishing to unwind a ridiculously big rope: This is why you're my best friend.
Geordi and Data are perfect for each other if for no other reason than they're both THE BIGGEST SECURITY RISKS STARFLEET HAS EVER EMPLOYED.
Like between Geordi's VISOR getting hacked for MULTIPLE assassination attempts and Data hijacking the ENTIRE SHIP on numerous occasions, they're a disaster match made in software security heaven.
i’m right and i should say it, but also how has no one done this before me?
obviously gerry would be sarah, and michael would be jareth (they’re both blonde trickster characters who live in and have some level of control over an ever changing maze. please tell me someone else sees my Vision™️)
outside of just that i feel like you could take it a couple different ways:
just a straight up au, no fears or anything just micheal the goblin king and gerry the fantasy loving goth. literally just the plot of labyrinth but dropping these two into sarah and jareth’s places.
more of a fusion, the fears do exist but the labyrinth is either a part of the spiral or just flat out Is the spiral in this universe. bonus points for having gerry learn about the labyrinth and it’s monstrous king from either meeting/reading a statement from sarah herself about a certain red leather bound spiral leitner
is purely self indulgent crack, they watch the movie together and gerry mentions how hot he thinks david bowie is. micheal hears that and spiral logic says “hm, kidnapping and threats in a nearly impossible maze huh? i can do that!”
fun fact! After the event, movie Mike Schmidt used to draw Garrett being kidnapped. He would force himself to draw it over and over, hoping that if he did it enough, he could remember something-- the car make or model, the license plate, the person in the front seat, something ANYTHING that could be used to find and save his brother. This is largely due to the intense pressue applied onto young Mike by the police and by his parents, who would constantly tell (or in his parents' case, beg) him to remember and pry him for details about that day.