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ruthimages · 1 year

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#FAV #ULT FAV #ULT ULT FAV #dorohedro #PBFLGPFLBGFBGFNPFLBNFOLHFPNKHGNHGKNGHNLKPGNHLPGNHFJGRLGJGJTNGKRGNKTRGJK #MLFGFPGKGFILPFKKGJFKMDFGGJHLFDJGFBMFGHMTRGFLMTPRFGKFPIRJRYTHJIDFGDFGD #aikawa #head exploding #key smashing #reaction

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mwagneto · 2 years

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genuinely about to cry at the word for france in te reo māori. so like. almost every country name is just the english name but altered to only have letters that exist in te reo (so like canada = kānata, norway = nōwei etc) except france that is literally just fucking. wīwī. as in ouioui. imgoing to fucking die

#found it last night and it's the funniest thing ive ever seeeeeen it made me laugh so #much i couldn't stop coughing for hours afterwards but it was literally worth it. help mee #kei te mare tonu ahau :( it's been over a weeeeek smashes phone #te reo māori #aotearoa #barking #sorry for 2 a/otearoa posts within 24 hours i try to limit it to like once a month at most so i #dont seem insane but these were both relevant rn🙈#once a month thing is a joke i dont count it but like. yknow #languages #te wiki o te reo māori

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gothamcity-official · 6 months

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Ninjas are Breaking the F**king Gargoyles

There are ninjas going around the city trying to fight Robin and Red Robin, with the rest of Colony getting in their way. But they are DESTROYING THE GARGOYLES and I swear to the gods I'm gonna kill one if they come near my wind3 1utksm m

#ooc: reading comprehension pop quiz! from context clues what do YOU think happened to Mod Maxi?#only in gotham #only in gotham rp #onlyingotham #Robin #Red Robin #in character #OP #DC #Batman series #Damian Wayne #Tim Drake #league of assassins #this post was brought to you by me smashing my head against my keyboard while my hands were on it at least seven times #so genuine head-to-keys keysmash #there are several other attempts but I liked this one

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reineyday · 2 months

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mishanks actor/bodyguard au where hawk's the bodyguard and he always wears shades and then one day a photo gets out of him without the shades and it circulates the internet and people start calling him hawkeyes and shanks is like, hey, hey wait no his eyes were just for me :( and he acts aboslutely ridiculous about it haha. (he is only half-joking about his jealousy.) mihawk is just annoyed his face is now circulating the internet.

#rei rambles #mishanks #akataka #i post about them too much 🤦🏻‍♀️ i will not stop tho lmao #did u hear shanks akagami's hot bodyguard has eyes like a hawk?#yeah idk how shanks gets any work done when eyes like that are always watching him.#and shanks tweets back like 'same bestie same' and the person key smashes haha

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charlottan · 3 months

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Queens of the Stone Age map of similar artists based on similar Spotify listership

#charlottes webs #Queens of the Stone Age #Foo Fighters #Pearl Jam #Rage Against The Machine #The Smashing Pumpkins #Alice in Chains #The Black Keys #The White Stripes #alternative rock #alternative metal #stoner metal #stoner rock #grunge

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greyias · 7 days

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Guess what today is?

It’s Griffin’s birthday!

Happy birthday you little goober!

#i can’t believe this gremlin is 4 now #griffin #dogposting #i guess his key smash poetry post taking off yesterday was an early birthday present

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lucawrites11 · 1 month

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i need you all to know when evie is older and starts making her senior debut for barça she is put in a press conference and instantly freaks out journalists. everyone knows she's evie bronze-walsh england youth international so they all collectively decide they need to speak english to her because she's so young and all practice the night before and rehearse their questions.

then evie shows up is given the microphone to introduce herself and does so in the most perfect catalan and no one asks her questions for a solid minute because they are so shocked and scrambling about what to say but evie thinks oh catalan was the wrong choice, apologises and says the same thing in PERFECT spanish. the journalists are in awe.

the only journalist that picks their jaw off the floor to get a question in is from the BBC and they ask in english about the international fight for her from the likes of bayern munich, man city, lyon, arsenal, the nwsl etc and whether she'd ever consider a move and evie pulls out the most manchester british accent ever and is like:

yeah no i'd absolutely lovta play for citeh obviously they were like me childood club and ulimaly the club i've always suppor-ed in me har- but righ- nah i'm appy in barça. me famly is ere an all but in the fu-ure i can defin-uh-ly see meself potentially playing for lyon or citeh. like me mum, i luv winnin' an it wud be fun oexplore diferen leagues and -eams ya know an i alredy speak like spanish, ca-alan, german, french an por-ugese so i'd ne-er rule any-hing ou- bu- righ- nah i'm buzzin' ta mayke me debu for barça

(let me know if you need a translation to spell a manchurian accent phonetically)

the non-english journalists have NO idea what she's saying, what questions to ask anymore or what language to speak and eventually the barça manager intervenes and says that all questions directed at can be asked in spanish, catalan or english, whatever language the journalists are most comfortable speaking. evie is just sitting there smiling innocently, completely unaware of the chaos she's causing.

she's asked a question by a french journalist and a german journalist in those languages as well and the whole press conference goes completely viral mostly for her perfect accents (though her german is notably austrian) that would make you think the language she is speaking at the time is her first language. (some people question how she's keira's child but her language skills are so good but then others point out the english accent is VERY keira)

#i fell asleep while typing this last night #woke up and it was ending in a key smash #but i saved it because it's still important to me that you know this #phonetically spelling the lack of the pronunciation of 't' was hard #evie bronze #lucy bronze #keira walsh #ona batlle #laura feiersinger #missing pieces

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the-kr8tor · 3 months

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So... how's everyone liking bdas rn??

#PLS SEND YOUR THOUGHTS THOERIES OR JUST KEY SMASHES BC IM GNAWING AT MY WALLS KICKING MY LEGS AT HOW MUCH I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT!!!!#IM FOAMING AT THE MOUTH #katy mumbles #ESPECIALLY THE NEXT CHAPTERS ARE SO AUGHHHHHHH

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saphirdevil · 10 months

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#resident evil #jake muller #sherry birkin #re6 #fanart #xavi art #i was playing sherry #aka having the best time in the final fight #and the motorcycle scene #key smashing to victory #< alternate tile for this game methinks

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taskmastersmashorpass · 4 months

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#taskmaster #taskmaster smash or pass #tim key

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spaciebabie · 7 months

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kabra please have mercy on me.......

#spacie splains #MERCY #NOT AGAIN #little buyjnny. tail....#i lv it hwn sprintrap has a tail....#my e key is brokn again #i brok it from kyboard smashing so hard

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c-hrona · 9 months

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I'M ABSOLUTELY SMITTEN WITH YOUR ART🥺 HERE'S A BUCKET OF LOVE FROM ME

oh... eheh fun story. you bookmarked this vashwood series I'm writing? with a very very nice comment so obviously i check out your account and omg i see art??!!! fabulous art!! so i check the notes for social media links and here i am🥰

I'VE CONNECTED THE DOTS!!!! I'VE CONNECTED THEM!!!!!

Oh my god, I'm so happy to have bookmarked your series, I re-read the fics in it from time to time AND EVERYTIME IS LIKE THE FIRST AND I FEEL ALL THE FEELINGSFJGDKN Thank you so much for sharing them!!!!

Btw I'm absolutely flabbergasted by the way you found me, is so funny, and also fngkfdjnkdjgn THANK YOU FOR THE BUCKETS OF LOVE I'M FJDNGKDFN Sososo happy that you like them, I'm really really flattered çwç

As a thank you, here a lil sketch from my favourite scene of "We do", said the clouds :3c that fic remade my brain chemistry, I tell you

#trigun #vashwood #sorry the capslock and the key smash but my emotions are all over the place and i can't contain them #btw thank you thank you thank you #i'm always so happy to receive this kind of asks and you truly made my day TwT #ALSO EVERYONE GO AND READ THESE FICS BECAUSE THEY ARE ADORABLE AND WHOLESOMEFGDFKGJNDF

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skullislandproductions · 4 months

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Character layout poses of baby Wile E., for scene 5 of “Little Go Beep.” I secretly posed out the entire short at home and turned it into an animatic, so it could be pitched to the studio as a short. (Earl Kress had previously written the script as a segment of a scrapped DTV project). These drawings eventually went to animator Dave Pryor, to help guide his animation of the scene.

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averseunhinged · 5 months

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what are your top ten favorite klaroline fics?

hello, friend! so glad you asked. this is more than ten, and i have more in my bookmarks, plus there's stuff on ffn, but this has been 90m of my life, because i am incapable of brevity or culling. i'll probs do a part two? maybe? idk. i'll try.

fine china and dull silver by@yespumpkindoodlesthings

wrote a review here!

where it begins: by endoftheline7

i've been trying to write a review of this for fic rec friday for a month, but i just have so many incoherent screamy thoughts about it. it's one of my favorite reads on both klaus and caroline and plays with the idea that vampires are always a little bit the age they were when they died, no matter how old they get, and spins it into a sort of teen summer romance. klaus is mostly awkwardly thrilled to hang out with caroline, but still has a moment of oh, right. he's batshit and full of murder. caroline's less perfect qualities aren't glossed over. they're fully confronted and caroline doesn't just accept those things. she begins to learn how to turn them into strengths. also, i think about that conversation between rebekah and caroline at the beginning a lot. the whole thing about it not being their responsibility to correct the behavior of the awful men in their lives, but the alternative is to let those men burn themselves out, and that option sucks, too. very hmmmm. so much thoughts.

a statement for the masses (series, but it's one longer fic plus a short one shot) by but_seriously

i don't usually like human au in this fandom, because i think it's hard to make klaus human and in character without him being more awful than i can stand. like he ports pretty well to a shitty billionaire, but ew. corpo romance. not for me. rock stars, however? perfect. i love the rivalry. i love the family drama. i love the complicated relationship between rebekah and caroline.

leave the dust behind by whirly

tons to say about this, but it's mostly all about the ending for me. it's open, so if you like a strict hea resolution, it's probably not going to be a satisfying read for you. but i love this sort of slow ticking over of caroline's thought progression while she figures out what her relationship with klaus could or should be. there's a sort of balance between her own developing moral code and klaus's atrocities that needs to be struck. most of all, i love klaus's faith in her and his belief that they'll figure it out eventually.

someone that'll look like you by @cupcakemolotov

i probably don't need to talk this one up, but whatever. it's super popular for valid reasons. it has a number of my favorite things. amnesia! a more interesting augustine society! enzo! caroline being a stone cold badass! the dichotomy of klaus being both ancient and immovable and willing to bend for what caroline needs! all delicious things.

there's a devil on my shoulder where the angels used to be (and he's calling me the queen) by meet_the_girl_who_can

my favorite no humanity caroline fic. i have such a love/hate relationship with the humanity switch. it could have been so interesting, but tvdu mostly made it silly and samey and boring. this is more in line with what i can see caroline getting up to with her humanity off. like why would she just hang around mystic falls? other than the shitty budget of this shitty show, i can't think of a reason why she would. and i really enjoy how smart klaus knows he has to be with her. she's still caroline, but she can't be careful with him with her humanity off, and that has to be a scary prospect, because she was capable of hurting him badly when she did reluctantly care about him.

the fate makes for a lousy poet (longer fic plus a short one shot companion) by @stars-and-darkness

so. like so many of us, i love soulmates au, and this is probably my favorite in this fandom. but the part i go back to the most is the second fic. i love elena so much, because of that dichotomy of compassion paired with a near total inability to relate her own feelings and needs to those of other people, not in spite of it. she's a really interesting character and ella's treatment of that is so deft. elena absolutely cannot equate her own situation with caroline's, despite it being so obvious from the outside, because she's so mired in her own suffering and the indulgence of almost everyone she's ever known. she's simultaneously cruelly selfish and extraordinarily selfless and it's a wonderful read, as is the first caroline + mikaelsons fic. ella always writes concepts and does character work in a way that makes me go YES THAT EXACTLY THAT.

like the sun shines by @lalainajanes

this is like my #1 wish it wasn't unfinished fic, but i also absolutely do not care that it isn't finished, because it's just so much fun. canon barely goes here, which is so very favorite. i love a mostly everyone lives (contemptuously with each other) au. and i love caroline traveling the world. and i love caroline and bonnie in new orleans with secret, (probs) very important business. and i love a klaus who is still kind of the worst.

lost in the right direction (again, a series) by @kirythestitchwitch

there is nothing i love more than klaus and caroline traveling the world together and just doing stuff. all vibes, minimal plot. this series is A+++ murderfluff and it's enormously engaging, watching them figure out themselves and each other and whatever they have the potential to be together. totally one of my comfort reads

feel the madness closing in by yokan/@galvanizedfriend

this one is ugly and sad and awful and such a realistic take on caroline in new orleans during the events of the originals. i love so many things about it, but caroline's thoughts about whether he's been cursed or gone mad or if it was simply that klaus wasn't capable of loving someone without treating them like a possession are on point.

leave my rage to the sea and sun by sophisticatedfangirling

another ugly one. as much as i love that klaus never compels caroline, i can't help but think if he fucked up badly enough and felt like he'd lost everything else, too, he'd probably do it. this is so sad and slides pretty seamlessly into canon.

bride by brombones

this is one of those surprisingly layered, literary flavored fics. i'm planning on writing a dedicated review at some point (lololololol), but the very basic gist is caroline runs an experiment with klaus's blood and manages to completely fuck up her life to the point where she'll never be able to escape him, even if he never finds out the results. it is WILD with a fantastic use of silas that makes me want to shriek incoherently.

#i tried to find tumblrs #sorry if i missed anyone who exists #klaroline fic rec friday #except it's not friday #fic recs #klaroline fic recs #ugh tagging #i drank 3/4 of a cherry coke zero while writing this #which is little bit like infusing my delicate system with meth #hopefully it all makes sense #and isn't just KEY SMASH I LOVE YOU KEY SMASH

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hms-incorrect-quotes · 4 months

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Heart: SOUL CAN WE GET A POOL I WANT SWIM IN IT :D!!

Soul: ….Fine.

*After the pool is built*

Heart: (pushes Mind into the pool knowingly and jumps in) isn’t this fun!! :D?

Mind: HEHSWUSHEWJBSHUAORNFOZHWKSBDJ

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#chonny jash #submission #cj mind #cj heart #cj soul #chonnys charming chaos compendium #the key smash is killing me #souls gotta put mind in rice now rip

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virtualgirlafterdark · 9 months

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I want to finger you with my magnetic claws~

The magnets alone would mess with my internal signalling and leave me an agreeable mess...not to mention the fingering or claws.... ><

#asdfghjkl #hornypost #hornyposting #wtf do i even reply to this besides a key smash???#why did i open this in public omfg #hornybot

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