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Bamberly design ok
#this is what i look like in headspace ok lol#vs dave and bambi#friday night funkin#keef beef#dave and bambi#fnf popcorn edition#bamberly
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This ko-fi sketch comm of beefy Galra Keef was so fun to draw ;o; I hadn't drawn him in so long!
Please consider supporting me on Patreon or buying me a Ko-fi if you enjoy my art!! It helps me pay my bills and spoil my pets ;o;
#Voltron#VLD#Galra Keith#beef keef is best keef#yes it's based on that One Scene with Zarkon and Honerva#and yes i am reimagining it as klance#because everything is klance in the end tbh#pussycat draws
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keefe and biana’s ship name should be beef
edit: it has come to my attention that it’s already a used name. but it’s not that popular. keefiana is. why?
we have so many good names in this fandom, mostly the capybara parodies and ritz cracker—
#beefe works too if you pronounce keefe like keef#I say keefe or keefy tho so…#beefe#beef#biana vacker#keeper of the lost cities#keefe sencen#kiana#keefe x biana
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okay. So I've finished book 1 of keeper of the lost cities for the first time. And I'm loving this keefe dude already?? Like I never thought I'd like a fictional character so quickly. All it took was like one page for me to fall for him, I am aware that keefe is one of the most loved characters in the fandom, and I can see why (correct me if I'm wrong).
Also the book is a solid 9.5/10, the only thing I was frustrated about was probably the slight info dumping about the whole blackswan thing towards the end? because it took me like 3 reads to understand the whole situation, of course, we could just narrow it down to me being slow too, lol. But I'm VERY excited to continue reading the rest. So while we're at it, I'll put in my first impressions of the characters, so I can look back on it after I've read all the books, to see how much my perception has changed of them.
Sophie- i like her, she's really mature for her age, I keep forgetting that she's like 12 lmao. But she's well written, her emotions seem very raw and natural. Of course, she may seem overpowered but, I think that's the whole point of the story, she is supposed to be overpowered, so I don't mind and i wouldn't call her a Mary sue. Overall great protagonist, my girlie deserves a break tho, she got dumped in the hospital atleast 6 times lol.
Fitz- i actually think he's cool. I liked him better in the beginning of the story tho, I feel like afterwards, the dude kinda just disappeared a little? Keefe and Sophie seemed to have more private interaction than those two, and keefe literally only came by in the middle. But yeah, I feel like he had more of a personality in the start. Keefe and Dex, in my opinion had more personality in 5 minutes than fitz did the whole book, but I wouldn't judge so quickly, it's only the first book after all, Hopefully he'd have more page time in the later books. I still like him tho, just not as much as keefe.
Dex- Yeah he is such a typical best friend, I love him. His beef w the vackers is so funny lol I was relieved when Sophie stuck with him even after she became popular tho, also, he seems to have a crush on sophie right? It's kinda obvious, but overall friendship goals 10/10. I vocally "AWW-ed" after he said "are you kidding, i can't wait to tell everyone that you're my first friend" like I need a guy bestie like him :(
Alden- honestly, my heart warmed so much with his father-like dynamic with sophie tbh. He seemed to genuinely care about her well being, but I don't want to get too attached to him tho, just in case becomes a traitor or some shit later on, you can literally never tell with the adults lol. I've read enough books to back that up. But yeah, i really like him and della, the amount of reassuring hugs he gives sophie really heals me :(, They're like sophies 2nd (well, in her case, 3rd) parents. The amount of effort and lengths Alden put to get her out of trouble is actually sweet.
Elwin- This guy is such a W. He is like an adult keefe tbh. He is probably my favorite adult so far lol.
Cassius- I'm sorry, but Mr jerk face over here reminds me SO much of Lucius Malfoy??? Like ?? I feel so bad for Keefe, like poor baby leave him alone smh. I really wanna deck his royal highness in the face tbh.
Biana- absolutely loathed her in the beginning, she gave off such bad snob vibes lol but I love her now. I like the trope of two people forced to be friends w eachother by someone actually end up becoming friends. It's rather uncommon as far as I've read, atleast.
Grady and Edaline- is it bad that i thought they were going to be evil? Yeah I have so much trust issues, it's concerning. But yeah, they're both big W's, their backstory, their temporary contemplation to reject sophies adoption, everything aligned well with their backstory. Greatly written characters.
And last but not least, the king himself, Keefe- okay, he's like added to my list of fictional crushes now lol (along with Percy Jackson, Jason grace, Steve Harrington, chat noir, Eugene fitzherbert, edmund pevensie and Ravi singh ofc). How does sophie not have a fat crush on him, like- ma'am if you don't want him, I'll take him. But jokes aside, he feels like the most authentic character out of them all, tbh. Epitome of great writing. He was inserted to the story as this random dude that sophie runs into, and becomes an og in like 5 minutes. He is like a mix of Eugene from tangled, Kristoff from Frozen and chat noir from mlb all at the same time?? I cannot wait to see more of him and his backstory, especially with his parents. I know alot of people dislike the humorous guy with depression trope since it's overused, but I like how it played out on keefe, he uses school as an escape, which is very relatable.
Also, bonus, i LOVE the world building, the light leaping and all, very creative. I cannot wait to get my hands on book 2
#kotlc#kotlc fandom#sophie foster#keeper of the lost cities#biana vacker#kotlc keefe#keefe sencen#fitz vacker#alden vacker#della vacker#kotlc elwin#kotlc sophie#dex dizznee
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My sister and I can’t stop saying “keef girgo” to each other in a deep raspy voice. Now it’s become a game of who can randomly sneak it into a sentence.
“There’s a leaf girgo in your hair”
“What’s for dinner? Beef girgo?”
“I need a brief girgo shower”
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Official intro!
Hi I’m Sophie :D or the mysterious ms.F , foster, fos boss, miss independent. Ect.
Anyways hey y’all I’m just a elf doing her best….
Friends :))))
my besti dex: @dex-the-smart-one
My uh…???? Keefe: @keefe--sencen
Fitz. ( they guy my cousin totally dosent like) : @fitzroy-avery-vacker or @fitz-avery-vacker
The amazing, lovely Biana vacker: @sparkles-make-anything-better
The great pyrotechnic Marella: @shut-up-i-will-burn-you
The “spooky shade”: @tam-song-the-shade or @tam-shade-song
The graceful hydronetic: @linh--song
My friend and one of the smartest guys in school: @jensi-babblos-rules
The it girl maruca: @the-only-maruca-chebota
…….stina: @im-just-cooler
Wylie: @flasher-boi-endal
Adults.
Keefes body guard, plus the cool ogre: @hunkyhairs-backup
Calla: @callas-panakes-tree
Rayni: @your-black-cloaked-bestie
Mister forkle…he’s….interesting: @norwegian-trickster-god
Totaly not forkle, magnate Leto: @magnatetheleto
Elwin, of whom I’d be dead without: @elwin-at-your-service or @elwin-h3slege
My t-Rex wrangling mother: @edaline--ruwen
The somewhat questionable adult: @alden-dendrick-vacker
My body guard Sandor: @igowhereyougo
Squall: @the-prettiest-ice-cube
The organization that’s made me and is trying to save and kill me, I’m not quite sure: @black-swan-official
Quinlin: @quinlin-sonden
People currently trying to kill me…
The Neverseen….: @neverseen-official
A neverseen technopath who I destroyed the life long work of….(sorry) : @neverseen-techn0path
Fintan: @fintan-pyren
Vespera, who I have beef with given bia: @vespera-neci-foland
Ruy: @ruy-tonio-ignis
The traitor: @alvar-not-vacker
In my opinion, the worst of them all: @lady-gisela
Places:
Foxfire. (I go there): @foxfire-official
The sanctuary: @sanctuary-official (home of silveny: @therarestprattlespin )
Exillium. I went there for a moment: @exillium
The lost city’s! : @theofficallostcitiesblog
Ugh:
Oralie: @oralie-pretty-in-pink
If I forgot anyone please tell me!
#kotlc#sophie foster#keeper of the lost cities#sokeefe#dex dizznee#keefe sencen#kotlc rp#arson#sokeefitz#kotlc sophie
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Who's your least favorite KOTLC character and why?
OKAY.
So.
Least favorite IN UNIVERSE or least favorite AS A CHARACTER?
Because in universe, I have so much hatred for Lady Gisela that it isn’t even funny. How could you do ANY of this to your son. Like even Vespera, who is insanely ruthless, has the whole numb-empathy-making-it-so-nothing-feels-like-hurting-people thing making her 1% more sympathetic (she still sucks majorly—don’t get me started on the thing with the humans). But Gisela just does all of this to H E R. S O N. I dislike Cassius of course but Gisela was just cruel, especially for showing at least a little affection……and then always having been manipulating him and then CHANGING HIM WITHOUT HIS PERMISSION IN A WAY THAT COULD HAVE KILLED HIM??? Also who seals a creepy doorway with their tiny son’s blood that’s just SO MESSED UP. Like, NO. Stop being the way you are. Just stop. This isn’t even just because I love Keefe. Even if you hate Keefe you should despise Lady Gisela. I hope Keefe gets to stab her. Or Sophie. Or actually Fitz that could be so good, his act on behalf of his best friend who he hasn’t talked to enough lately. Actually all three of them could stab her. Actually the whole crew could do an Ides of March and just totally Julius Caesar her…. All of them get to stab her.
BUT. Gisela is a great character. So who do I hate as a character? Probably Timkin Heks actually. His existence just angers me and there isn’t any great redeeming value to him, other than the fact that he gives background to Stina’s family and that stuff gets a little interesting. Which probably means Shannon is doing a GREAT job with the way she write him cause we’re not supposed to like him. Or wait wait wait. Councillor Alina!! GET RID OF HER. We don’t need her. GONE. POOF. She serves a purpose in the story sure, but I don’t have to LIKE IT.
I would never choose to make Gisela vanish from the story—I would choose to let the Keeper crew get their revenge (especially Keefe) and destroy her entirely. But if I could never have to meet Timkin Heks and just know that he exists for plot reasons, I’d be chill with that. And if I could poof Councillor Alina out of existence, I totally would!! Sure there would have to be another council member being gross and annoying, but I have so much beef with this woman, like honestly I hope the rest of the council just banishes her.
Anyway those are my thoughts
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So your opinion on Sokeefe and Fitz like YES EXACTLY. .... What are your opinions on the contents of Keefe's character itself?
Tehe thank you <3
I'm SO glad that post was well received, because I was sweating BULLETS.
To preface this post, I must admit I have been a Fitz girlie since day one. A lot of my issues with Keefe stem from the WAY he is written, and the way the narrative favors him and justifies him. Fitz comes into play, because Fitz and Keefe are used as narrative devices to contrast one another. However that was not always the case. In the earlier books, when they were still close friends, they agreed on a lot and seemed to know each other well. And then BOOM- Neverseen hits, Keefe is super reckless (even if his heart was in the right place) and is immediately forgiven for it. He became a fan favorite, and thus the decline in Fitz's original character begins. Shannon had to ruin Fitz's character to prop Keefe's up in the later books-- which comes off as supremely lazy to me. And I just cannot get over the complete character assassination of Fitz. Which again, not really a KEEFE issue, but more so my beef with the writing and execution.
That was a giant preface. I'm sorry. anway-
In previous posts about Keefe, I've gone over the way he often airs out and announces Sophie's emotions to the room, and he uses the fact that he can feel her emotions to get her to share secrets with him that she otherwise wouldn't. This is never seen as a bad thing, but when Fitz- who is not privy to Sophie's emotions- asks her how she's feeling or for her thoughts, it's suddenly 'invasive' and 'pushy'.
I've also gone over how Keefe lets Ro, his bodyguard, just verbally insult and berate Fitz, his supposed best friend, and never comes to his defense. Keefe- while consumed with his own issues, is often dismissive of others' issues. Which I don't blame him for- but he's never held accountable for it.
With quotes like (and I'm paraphrasing) "Yeah but you get to go back to perfect Vacker Land when all is said and done"- this was directed at Fitz when Fitz was trying to bring perspective and comfort. I believe this happened in either Neverseen or Lodestar. He also refuses to relate to Fitz or meet him in the middle on any issues ever. When Fitz points out that they both have traitors in the family, Keefe is quick to scoff and dismiss this olive branch.
Another moment is when he tells Tam that the role of "Mommy/daddy issues is taken" and in inadvertent ways, pokes fun at Tam's coping mechanisms. in front of everyone.
And then you get moments, like in Flashback, where Fitz directly tells Sophie he doesn't feel like he's allowed to be hurt the way he is- because he doesn't have it 'as bad' as other characters. <- huh wonder where that comes from.
Just not a great look imo.
I am also just really tired of the 'I use humor to hide how broken I am' archetype often found in literature. And while it may be relatable to many people, and a reason why he is a favorite- I'm just tired of seeing it, and I think it could have been done better. But it is a middle grade series, so of course it's a bit dumbed down.
I also get annoyed when Keefe butts in to any moment concerning Sophie because he just HAS to get a word in. He HAS to prove why he 'Knows Foster best'. All of the characters do this to an extent, but he does it the most and it's like- STAWP PLEASE.
Keefe is also just... blatantly mean in his own POV? Especially towards Fitz. He calls him boringly perfect, mentions how he wants to punch him, internally agrees with Ro's jabs etc-
and the other half of his POV is just ruminating on his sucky life and the 'cute worry line between Foster's brows'
and maybe I'm not being fair to him. Because LISTEN- I don't want him to be a perfect character. My issue is that he's obviously NOT perfect, but the narrative never makes him out to be imperfect. It runs circles around itself justifying him and his actions- but doesn't offer the same grace to any of the other characters besides Sophie.
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my propaganda
#bamberly#keef beef#vs dave and bambi#friday night funkin#fnf popcorn edition#ummm…GAYS!#dnb expunged
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Top 20 Kotlc Ships
#1. Sokeefe/Team Foster-Keefe
#2. Keefiana/Beefe
#3. Marellinh/Linhella
#5. Darella/Mex
#6. Tiana/Bam
#7. Chandelitz/Fandelier
#8. Mareliniana/Linhelliana
#9. Staruca/Marina
#10. Stitz/Fina
#11. Sophela/Marphie
#12. Sotam/Tophie
#13. Laruella/Marulinh
#14. Maritz/Faruca
#15. Dexiana/Bex
#16. Lex/Dinh
#17. Sophiana/Biophie
#18. Kam/Teefe
#19. Keefitz/Feefe
#20. Fitzphie/Sophitz
I hope you enjoyed this post! Please remember, these rankings are purely my opinion. If you have a different idea of how they should be ranked, please say so in the comments!
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voltron is resurgent on tik tok???
i’ve been on a klance kick as of recently anyways, so please enjoy this rec list…
klance
Cross My Path by: wittyy_name
black cat witch keith is everything to me. there is a smut scene in here and it does include keith with some feline features, so if that bothers you then this is not for you. or you can just skip the smut
EXPLICIT
“Lance owns a witch themed cat cafe that rescues black cats. Each one has a unique collar and color coded name to help tell them apart. He's not supposed to play favorites, but he's already adopted his favorite, Red, as his own. Cold and distant to everyone, Red is extremely affectionate to Lance. Needy. Clingy. Protective. But Lance doesn't mind. He makes Lance's home a little less lonely. He's a little weird, but aren't all cats? He loves his baby boy, and he's eternally grateful for the day that little black fluff ball crossed his path.
Lance doesn't think twice about Red's odd quirks. That is, until he wakes up with a naked stranger in his bed.
And hey! Turns out Red is actually a witch named Keith who's been cursed to be a cat for twenty years. A really hot witch who's still very affectionate towards Lance.”
Save a Lion, Ride a Cowboy by: Bang Bang Beef Keef
this is one of my favorite klance fics!! i can’t even remember how many times i have read this one. it is so good!
EXPLICIT
“Lance is sexually frustrated. Luckily Keith is here to help...
Excerpt:
“You’re suggesting…” Lance gulped at that lump again. “… I try being slutty right now?”
“If you want to feel satisfied,” said Keith, running that hand from his hair down to his neck. His jacket was slipping off both shoulders now. It’s not like Keith was showing any skin, but something about that jacket refusing to stay put, the mere suggestion that Keith’s clothes were removable… Lance was fairly certain his blood flow was no longer heading up towards his brain. He wasn’t going to think his way out of this one. Did he even want out of this one? He hadn’t agreed to be in this one.”
In the Closet by: speaks
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“‘I gotta say,’ Lance droned, swishing his nearly empty glass, “I was a little bummed that you never texted me. Then I was kinda pissed when I first saw you again tonight. But after some major reflection and several drinks, I’ve decided to take your rejection as a challenge.”
“I lost it,” Keith blurted.
Lance paused, jaw hanging open slightly with its next half-formed word.
“I lost your number,” Keith emphasized. “Like, almost immediately, on the subway ride home that day.”
“O-oh.” Lance faltered, like his entire plan had hinged around Keith being resistant, and now he was lost for words. And Keith was just drunk enough to roll with that.”
I’m Burnin’ For You by: melancholymango
this fic is another one of my favorites! i also have read it numerous times
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“Lance has been avoiding Keith like the plague for weeks now, even going so far as to fake sleep or duck around corners to avoid looking at him. He knows that Keith is getting concerned at this point, past the initial annoyance and headed straight into worry. He wants to tell Keith, really, but he loses his head the moment they're face-to-face every single time. Why did he have to develop feelings for his sorta-rival? How long could he avoid addressing it before it blew up in his face?
Until they were both confined to a hot, dark enclosed space for the unforeseeable future, apparently.”
#voltron#voltron legendary defender#voltron legendary queerbait#klance#keith#lance#keith kogane#lance mcclain#keith and lance#lance and keith#fan fiction#fanfic#fanfiction#ficrecs#fics#fan fic rec#fan fiction blog#fan fic blog#lance x keith#keith x lance
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Big Keef beef incoming I’m sure!!! It’s so fun to see the snack sized version next to the upgraded combo meal!!! Lance’s little bi brain is gonna stop working to see all that Keith above him!! 😂😂😂😂
HAHAH YOUR DESCRIPTIONS ARE FANTASTIC
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Another thing about all the names in Andor, since someone had a post about KLEYA and LEIDA and similarities to "Leia":
Keef.
What is "KEEF"??
Was one of the writers just like "okay KEITH but my 2-year-old can't say Uncle Keith's name and it's ADORABLE"?? Or they just COULDN'T with Cassian's alias and they were staring into the fridge, wondering what to make for dinner, and they were like, "beef? I guess I could make beef. Shit, a roast is $20! ...beef...? Meef? Neef? Keef...? KEEF!!!!!!!!"
Bec can you imagine that POOR GIRL he hooks up with shouting "KEEF!!!" in the throes of passion? Say what you will about Cassian hookin' up, but I feel for those partners. AACH was bad enough -- it sounds like you're hacking up some post-nasal drip -- but KEEF is just...wtf, SW writers. Y'all need to just do what the rest of us do and keyboard smash your names.
LKdoijfeijoefjioewfioewjfiojfa;jeijf;ioejafw;ofiejfio;amf
^^^^here, pick one
#andor#andor spoilers#kEEF: it's what's for dinner#DUN DUN DUN#y'all too young for that aren't ya#lkdoi#cassian's new alias#Lakdoi Feij#there you go#i'm using that in my next fic
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ok so keef and greef are names in sw. which means it can be assumed "-eef" is a relatively common suffix in names. and given star wars franchise's general terrible ridiculous naming convention. it means there's some guy out there named beef jerky chilling and jizzing it to max rebos latest tune of the decade
#finding his home amongst a group of mongo beefheads#and fighting the empire#i love whatever the fuck a star war is#star wars#tcw#wisdom of gamelpar
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Favorite Rap, 2023
Here's a Spotify playlist of this top 50. Here is the YouTube playlist where I've kept all of my rap finds throughout the year as well.
Veeze - “GOMD”
Sexyy Red - “SkeeYee”
P-Lo - “Regular”
Lil Yachty - “Strike (Holster)”
Gloss Up - “Stamp Dat”
Bktherula - “Back”
TaTa & Kyle Richh - “Cuz We Did” / Kyle Richh x Jenn Carter - “Deuce”
Ken Carson - “Jennifer’s Body”
Jpegmafia & Danny Brown - “Lean Beef Patty”
DaeMoney, Babyface Ray, Lucki & Money Musik ft. Veeze - “Who Is That?”
Certified Trapper - “Each Smack”
Cochise - “Perm”
Anycia & Karrahbooo - “Splash Brothers”
Icewear Vezzo - “Motion”
Rae Sremmurd - “Flaunt It/Cheap”
Memo 600 - “Uncle Luke”
Youngboy Never Again - “Bitch Let’s Do It”
Babyface Ray ft. King Hendrick$ - “Big Meech Holiday”
Tisakorean - “uHhH Huh”
Ice Spice - “In Ha Mood”
Tony Shhnow - “Mind of da Crook”
Kenzo B - “BFFR”
That Mexican OT ft. Paul Wall & Drodi - “Johnny Dang”
DCG Brothers - “Leather Belt”
Kaliii - “Area Codes”
Z Money - “Since a Kid”
K$upreme - “Prada Joggers”
Peezy ft. Money Man & Larry June - “Fashion Week”
Babyfxce E - “Last Laugh”
Autumn! - “Can’t Rent Anymore!”
Baby Keem & Kendrick Lamar - “The Hillbillies”
Nef the Pharaoh ft. LaRussell - “Furley Goat”
Wolfacejoeyy - “buku”
Homixide Gang - “B5”
Baby Money ft. Babyface Ray - “Had to Ask”
sgpwes ft. dayyK - “what we doin”
Li 9 ft. Veeze - “Still Tippin”
Jungle Muzik Larry x 4700 Lucci x Slumd4wg x TMH Joker - “Too Many Hittas”
2sdxrt3all - “Signed a Deal (Lebron James)”
Rella Gz x Kenzo B - “Ready to Slide”
Che - “Sayso”
Fivio Foreign ft. TaTa, Jenn Carter & Kyle Richh - “Notice Me”
Sally Sossa ft. 2Rare - “Body (Love to Party)”
Sdotgo x Kyle Richh - “Tooteres”
Trapland Pat - “Inside Looking Out”
Chow Lee - “no hesi!”
Lil Darius ft. Peezy - “Neighborhood Trapstars”
Yung Fazo - “Starboy”
Trippie Redd ft. Chief Keef - “Atlantis”
Drake ft. Sexyy Red & SZA - “Rich Baby Daddy”
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my god what is the keefe bertuzzi beef that yelling was PERSONAL
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