gossips with the hoes

warnings: cursing

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seven

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harue night mode, rengoku light mode; timestamps don't matter unless stated otherwise

“What did that test do to you?”

Harue gasped when the same voice speaking to her in her dreams called out to her in the middle of her daydream, bringing her back to reality. Instead of complete darkness, Kyōjurō stood a few feet away from her, looking at her with concern written on his features.

She blinked at the blond, staring at him with wide eyes. Her glass of water slipped from her fingers, glass shattering and water pooling around her feet.

“I’m sorry–“

“It’s okay.” He grinned. “I should be the one that’s sorry, I scared you. Go back to the girls, I’ll clean this up.”

Harue shook her head and kneeled down, taking the bigger pieces in her hands to drop them in the trash. As Kyōjurō went to grab the broom, he heard a hiss and more glass shattering. When he poked his head in the kitchen, Harue looked up at him with tears pooling in her eyes and her hand bright red with blood.

“What happened here?” Mitsuri asked as she rounded the corner. “Oh gods, Harue are you okay?”

“I’m fine, just dropped my–.” She winced as she stood up with her best friend’s help. “I probably shouldn’t have tried to pick it up myself.”

“That’s too much blood for a small cut.” Mitsuri murmured as she watched the ravenette’s blood starting to drip on the floor. “Do you have a first aid kit, Rengoku?”

The blond nodded. “I don’t remember which bathroom we left it at last time, but I’ll be right back.”

“I’ll just go with you.” Harue sniffed, taking a small towel to apply pressure to her palm.

Kyōjurō nodded and headed to the hallway bathroom. He grabbed the kit, motioning at Harue to climb onto the counter.

“It doesn’t seem that deep… I don’t think you’ll need stitches.” Kyōjurō murmured more to himself than to Harue. She seemed to be acting strange and he didn’t want to push her to talk if she didn’t want to, but she surprised him by scoffing and leaning her head against the mirror behind her.

“Good. I hate hospitals.”

He cleaned her hand carefully with water and soap. He glanced at her face, but she had her eyes closed. “I’m sorry in advance, I know it hurts.”

Her eyes widened when she felt isopropyl alcohol in the cut, slamming her free hand down beside her on the countertop. Kyōjurō watched a tear fall from her eye, he wiped it away with his thumb before he could stop himself.

They looked at each other for a few seconds, Kyōjurō’s eyes falling to her lips as she sat up straight, the distance between the two decreasing.

“Harue…” He whispered, surprising her with his soft tone. His heart was racing in his chest as he cupped her cheek and leaned forward.

She closed her eyes and turned her head to the side, making his lips land on her cheek. He pulled back, noticing fresh tears falling down her face and he knew these weren’t caused by her injury.

He cleared his throat and darted his eyes away. “I’m sorry.”

Kyōjurō cleaned her hand in silence, then wrapped a bandage around it to keep the gauze in place. She grabbed his arm with her free hand, forcing him to stay between her legs. Harue immediately let go of him and placed her hands on her lap, not even knowing why she pulled him back in the first place. Kyōjurō stared down at the sink.

“My parents were in an arranged marriage, they didn’t meet each other until two days before their wedding. When they did, their eyes met across the room and they were immediately drawn to each other. It was like a magnet was trying to pull them together.”

The blond placed his hands on the edge of the counter, leaning his weight forward as he recalled the story his mother loved to tell her sons whenever they asked for it.

“Their hands touched and suddenly it felt like no one else was in the room, just them and the memories of their past life flashing right in front of their eyes. It sounded like the perfect love story, it was so meant to be that the universe made sure they would be together. I thought that if my parents can still look at each other with the same love as 25 years ago, then I shouldn’t settle for any less than my soulmate.”

Harue hesitated before resting her hand atop his, squeezing gently.

“But then I met you.” Kyōjurō grinned, still not facing the ravenette. “You took my breath away the moment I saw you walk into that café. All the signs were there– so when you touched me that night… Yeah, you could say I was disappointed that you weren’t my soulmate.”

It was Kyōjurō’s turn to grab Harue’s hand before she could turn away from him. He finally met her eyes, a smile adorning his lips.

“But then I realized, what the hell? I’m seriously letting my parents’ experience dictate my life? I’m not letting this girl go even if the universe is against it!”

“Kyō–“

“What I’m trying to say, Harue… I really like you and if I haven’t already fucked up my chance with you, I’d like to take you out on a date.”

She stared at him, still taking in what he just said. Her lips parted, but no sound came out of them. She leaned up, grabbing the back of his neck with the intention of pulling him down to press their lips together, but a deep voice called out her name taking them away from their moment.

She sighed, cursing herself internally for not closing the door as Tengen appeared in the doorway. His maroon eyes flickered between the pair, watching their blushing cheeks and darting eyes. The blond occupied himself throwing away bloody gauzes and returning everything he didn’t use back in the first aid kit.

“I’m sorry for interrupting.” He smirked at the ravenette when she finally met his eyes. “The girls told me you cut yourself.”

“Just a small cut in my palm, I don’t get why everyone’s making such a big deal.” She shrugged and slid off the counter, touching Kyōjurō’s shoulder when she walked behind him.

Tengen stared at his roommate, watching his eyes follow Harue’s every movement as she walked past the taller man to head back to the living room. Their eyes met momentarily, making Kyōjurō snap out of his daydream and put the kit away.

He grinned at the blond. “Are you two…” He trailed off.

“I wouldn’t know, since you interrupted us.”

“Oh,” Tengen raised an eyebrow, crossing his arms over his chest. “How unflashy of me.”

Kyōjurō grinned as he walked past his roommate. “Very.”

“Listen,” The blond paused and turned to the silverette. “Harue and I have known each other since we were kids. Even if we’re not as close as we once were… I’ll kill you if you ever hurt her.”

“Aren’t you supposed to be my best friend?”

Tengen laughed and headed back to the living room. “Come on, the girls are already finishing a bottle of wine and they haven’t even started getting ready. At this pace we’re never going to the party.”

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Kyōjurō had seen the way his parents looked at each other and longed to find his soulmate so he could have that kind of love, but then he met a raven haired girl with sapphire eyes and he suddenly found himself second guessing if he truly wanted to find his soulmate or give his heart to this girl.

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sabito king of not keeping secrets

next part will be fully written but the length will depend on my mood as i keep writing it

so they kinda talked… will everything so smoothly from now on?

this wasn’t edited but if i think about it too much i’ll never post it

also it was written between 1-4am because it seems to be the only time i get any writing done

THAT GIRL!

summary: hashira react to you getting their hair color/hairstyle.

genre/warning: crack/fluff, established relationships, muichiro is PLATONIC!, poly relationship for tengen, mild cursing. SMAU & black!fem!reader

characters: mitsuri kanroji, giyuu tomioka, kyojurou rengoku.

gossip with the hoes

warning: manga spoiler (akaza’s name), typographical errors because i did this at 1am forgive me, cursing, oc input (katsumi(me) and alisa(my friend)), a shitty relationship

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three

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harue night mode, rengoku light mode; timestamps in the second set of screenshots kinda matter

Harue stopped in her tracks when she saw Kyōjurō standing behind the counter, both her coworkers running off to the back with excuses of cleaning up and checking if there were more cookies. She looked at Tanjirō with a pleading gaze, but he shook his head and gently nudged her toward the grinning blond.

“I heard you would all be coming tonight,” She began as she leaned on the counter and glanced quickly around the relatively empty shop. “But you’re quite early.”

He laughed, “Yeah, I-“ He cleared his throat and darted his eyes away from hers. “I wanted to come before the others so I could talk to you!”

She bit her lip to keep herself from grinning like an idiot. “What is it, Kyōjurō?”

This girl he had only met once before could take his breath away simply by saying his name. He couldn’t explain the urge he suddenly had to grab her face across the counter and kiss her until they were out of breath. He wanted to see her swollen lips and sapphire eyes full of lust, to feel her flushed skin against his lips and his fingertips.

His lips parted, no sound coming out as he urged himself to stop these thoughts about the girl in front of him. Was it purely physical what he felt for the youngest Tomioka?

The last thing he wanted was to play with her feelings. He didn’t want to get into something he would later regret and leave her with a broken heart. He had always dreamed of his only love being the soulmate destiny had for him.

When he looked at Harue he felt that connection everyone from his parents to his friends talked about when they met their soulmate. His eyes fell on her hands, wondering if it would be too much if he touched her so he could find out if they were soulmates.

But then again… what if they weren’t?

“Is everything alright, Kyōjurō?”

Harue leaned forward and placed her hand atop his before she realized what she had even done. She looked at him in concern as she gently squeezed his hand.

But Kyōjurō did realize what she had done as he looked at her with wide eyes. They touched, but nothing happened. There were no sparks, no sudden realization that this is my soulmate. He was left with his racing heart and the fact that Harue wasn’t the person he’d been looking for his entire life.

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Kyōjurō had seen the way his parents looked at each other and longed to find his soulmate so he could have that kind of love, but then he met a raven haired girl with sapphire eyes and he suddenly found himself second guessing if he truly wanted to find his soulmate or give his heart to this girl.

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and then there was angst

this is my first attempt at writing angst i absolutely hate suffering

i’ll probably give in and not let them suffer for long

even after both Kyō and Harue left to their respective dorms the group felt the tension lingering in the air

they all ended up leaving shortly after

Mitsuri practically sprinted to her dorm to see how Harue was

Obanai stayed at the girls’ dorm and held both of them, Harue didn’t say a word all night

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harue night mode, rengoku light mode; timestamps don’t matter unless stated otherwise

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Kyōjurō had seen the way his parents looked at each other and longed to find his soulmate so he could have that kind of love, but then he met a raven haired girl with sapphire eyes and he suddenly found himself second guessing if he truly wanted to find his soulmate or give his heart to this girl.

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literally just a filler i’m sorry

i usually hate slow burns but i’m trying to make this one work

Mitsuri and Harue ended up accidentally talking for over an hour so Harue didn’t get to rest much before her shift

when Shinobu and Giyū met she had a crush on him but she didn’t know how to handle it so she started insulting him

she hasn’t been able to stop even after her crush faded away

if you ask her about it she will never admit it

Rengoku Kyōjurō x OC – soulmate au, reincarnation au, social media au

warnings; swearing, suggestive/mature themes, possible eventual smut

Kyōjurō had seen the way his parents looked at each other and longed to find his soulmate so he could have that kind of love, but then he met a raven haired girl with sapphire eyes and he suddenly found himself second guessing if he truly wanted to find his soulmate or give his heart to this girl.

Harue's therapists

Kyōjurō's hoes

intro

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six

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harue night mode, rengoku light mode; timestamps don't matter unless stated otherwise

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Kyōjurō had seen the way his parents looked at each other and longed to find his soulmate so he could have that kind of love, but then he met a raven haired girl with sapphire eyes and he suddenly found himself second guessing if he truly wanted to find his soulmate or give his heart to this girl.

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there’s supposed to be a panel of Harue telling Mitsuri of the latest mess she got herself into and then Mitsuri pressuring her to tell at least Giyū about it, that’s why she knows who saw Harue at the store

i deleted it because i didn’t like the flow of the dialogue and then forgot lmao

anyway i’m done with the slow burn i’m surprised i lasted this long, it’s gonna be straight into the good stuff from now on

there’s a warning in the masterlist about there possibly being smut in future chapters but i know it’s not everyone’s cup of tea

so i’d like to know, would it bother you if there was smut in future updates?

five

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harue night mode, rengoku light mode; timestamps don't matter unless stated otherwise

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Kyōjurō had seen the way his parents looked at each other and longed to find his soulmate so he could have that kind of love, but then he met a raven haired girl with sapphire eyes and he suddenly found himself second guessing if he truly wanted to find his soulmate or give his heart to this girl.

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just realized that i didn’t leave notes on my last chap i’m sorry

listen stay with me pls this will make sense in the next chapter when i make kyōjurō suffer

the only thing i will reveal is that Tengen and Harue were fwb and Tengen definitely was not the one that wanted it to end

only Mitsuri, Hinatsuru, Makio and Suma know about it

Tengen has only been with the girls for about a year, everything with Harue happened way before that

four

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harue night mode, rengoku light mode; timestamps don't matter unless stated otherwise

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Kyōjurō had seen the way his parents looked at each other and longed to find his soulmate so he could have that kind of love, but then he met a raven haired girl with sapphire eyes and he suddenly found himself second guessing if he truly wanted to find his soulmate or give his heart to this girl.

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Kyōjurō had seen the way his parents looked at each other and longed to find his soulmate so he could have that kind of love, but then he met a raven haired girl with sapphire eyes and he suddenly found himself second guessing if he truly wanted to find his soulmate or give his heart to this girl.

Introduction

Harue in night mode, Kyō in light mode

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Harue was covering for Giyū, who forgot he had the morning shift at the shop that Wednesday, she usually hates working so early

Harue and Kyō knew of each other's existence but actually meeting each other was simply indescribable

Harue and Mitsuri are roommates, she was unfortunately stuck listening to the ravenette talking about how soft she thinks Kyō's hair is

next chapter will be written, how their meeting went!

Kyōjurō had seen the way his parents looked at each other and longed to find his soulmate so he could have that kind of love, but then he met a raven haired girl with sapphire eyes and he suddenly found himself second guessing if he truly wanted to find his soulmate or give his heart to this girl.

Kyōjurō's hoes

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the group shares a single braincell and it's mostly the sisters who actually use it

Kyōjurō is a third year while Kanae, Sanemi and Tengen are fourth years

Shinobu is a second year, she knows Mitsuri from high school but they don't hang out as often as they used to

Kyōjurō loves the Butterfly café, he usually goes early in the morning when he has an upcoming test but Tengen is blasting his music

Kyōjurō had seen the way his parents looked at each other and longed to find his soulmate so he could have that kind of love, but then he met a raven haired girl with sapphire eyes and he suddenly found himself second guessing if he truly wanted to find his soulmate or give his heart to this girl.

Harue's therapists

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as it's been implied, not many people meet their soulmates or they end up in completely platonic relationships

Tanjirō is only part of the group because he works part time at Butterfly Café and the Tomioka siblings adore him

they've adopted Tanjirō and Nezuko as their own since they're who they see the most, but they love the entire Kamado family

Tomioka Harue is my oc, the youngest Tomioka who is in her second year of college, she and Giyū often get asked if they're twins since they look so much alike but he's a year older

Sabito and Giyū are third years, while Mitsuri and Obanai are second years, Tanjirō has barely started his first year

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Kyōjurō couldn’t quite remember when was the last time he had a full night’s sleep. He’d been studying for a few days for his midterms, coffee being the only thing keeping him fully awake at this point.

He walked into the Butterfly Café with his laptop, hoping to study some more before his last final in the afternoon. He would study in the comfort of his own dorm, but his roommate had other plans. Rooming with an art major probably wasn’t the best idea, the blonde realized halfway into the semester when Uzui would be stricken with inspiration at the worst moments. When he needed peace and quiet, his best friend would turn his music as loud as he could and take advantage of his muse while he could. Kyōjurō preferred to pack his things and go to the library rather than fighting the taller man, especially because he knew the silverette didn’t do it on purpose. He figured that if he was stopping for coffee, he might as well just study there. It was usually quiet in the early morning anyways. “Good morning, Rengoku-san!” Tanjirō grinned as he grabbed a cup. “The usual?” He shook his head with a smile, “No milk, I need the caffeine.” The younger male laughed. “Black coffee doesn’t replace the hours of sleep you’ve lost, Rengoku-san.” “Who needs sleep when the coffee here is delicious, Kamado-kun? Not to mention your family’s sweets!” The burgundy haired man laughed once again and turned to prepare the coffee. “Are you alone this morning?” Tanjirō shook his head and pushed the filled mug in Kyōjurō’s direction before fetching the brown sugar packets and handing them to the blond. “My coworker should be here soon. I don’t think you’ve met her, she usually works the closing shift.” “Ah,” He nodded as he took his coffee and sugar, ready to head to his table. “Have a good shift, Kamado-kun! Don’t forget to study for your own exams as well.” The door to the shop opened and a raven haired girl walked in after Kyōjurō was settled, almost crashing into another student that was about to head out as she tied her apron. Kyōjurō lifted his eyes to watch the girl he hadn’t seen before in the café walk hurriedly behind the counter. “Kochō-chan isn’t here yet, is she?” She didn’t wait for Tanjirō’s reply before disappearing behind the staff doors. He sat up and pushed his laptop away, deciding to take a break and perhaps get more coffee. “Fucking literature professor made me wait an hour in his office.” She said as soon as she reappeared, her long hair in her hands as she finished braiding her burgundy ends. “He didn’t even change my grade! Why would he ask for an essay about my opinion, just to fail me because he doesn’t agree with it? It makes zero sense!” Kyōjurō grinned at her frustration, remembering when a professor did the same to him in his first year. He immersed himself back into his work, his cup of coffee emptying too soon. He pushed it away, promising himself that he would only read one more paragraph from his book before getting up. He ended up spending another half hour with his nose deep in his history book, only coming back to reality when he felt a presence beside him. He lifted his gaze, only to find a pair of sapphire eyes already on him. “Can I take this?” She smiled at him as she took the empty mug after he nodded. He hated to rehearsed it seemed, he also hated how her voice raised an octave to sound polite. “Would you like anything else, more coffee, some food?” He cleared his throat and offered her his own wide smile. “I’m quite alright for now…” His eyes fell to her name tag, eyebrows raising in surprise. “Tomioka?” “Tomioka Harue, but just call me Harue. My brother works here too so it gets confusing.” “Is Giyuu your brother?” It was her turn to be surprised, “You know him?” “We have some friends in common.” He nodded, darting his eyes away. He watched her smile and nod from the corner of his eye. The girl took another pair of dirty mugs from another table as they kept talking. “I’m Rengoku Kyōjurō,” He added. “Urokodaki mentions you often." “Sabito-nii talks about me?” She gasped, waving her free hand in the air dismissively. “We’re probably not talking about the same peach haired idiot–” He laughed loudly, “I didn't know you were Giyū’s sister, actually. He only ever mentioned you by

name.” “You're Uzui’s roommate, aren't you? My condolences.” “He’s not that bad of a roommate.” “You’re studying at an empty coffee shop at,” She glanced at the clock behind the counter. “Almost 9am on a Friday, drinking black coffee. Sabito-nii knows him from high school, believe me when I say I know he’s not a good roommate.” “Not to mention his three girlfriends,” Tanjirō interjected. “That’s gotta be some loud sex.” Harue nodded as she took a mug of fresh coffee from the burgundy haired boy’s hands and left her tray with the dirty dishes on the counter. Kyōjurō felt his cheeks warming up, the tips of his ears growing red when he remembered Tanjirō was still watching them. Even if the boy had his back to them, he was clearly paying attention to their conversation. Harue came back to Kyōjurō’s table and placed the mug away from his scattered papers. The blond grinned at the decoration with whipped cream at the top. “It’s on the house,” She grinned and Kyōjurō noticed it didn't seem as fake anymore. “Thank you, Tomioka-chan.” “I’ve told you Harue is alright, Rengoku-san.” “Then it’s only fair you call me Kyōjurō.” She chewed on her bottom lip and straightened her back. “Alright, Kyōjurō-san.” He loved the way his name slipped from her lips. Tanjirō was still grinning when he turned to his coworker after pretending to be arranging the sweets. He waited until Kyōjurō focused again, taking small sips of his drink as he resumed his work, then nudged the girl. “Don’t worry, I’m not telling Tomioka-san.” “Yeah, because there's nothing to tell.” She murmured, trying to convince herself more than the boy beside her. “He’s… he’s way out of my league, just look at him. He’s a greek god sent to us mere mortals to admire and venerate.” Tanjirō laughed and leaned his head on her shoulder as he patted her back, “He’s just a normal college student like you and I.” He leaned toward her as he whispered. “I don’t think he’s found his soulmate yet, or so his brother says.” She glanced at the blond, who was already looking back at her. He grinned happily rather than looking away embarrassed. Harue returned the smile and turned her head away when she felt her cheeks heating up.

Kyōjurō had seen the way his parents looked at each other and longed to find his soulmate so he could have that kind of love, but then he met a raven haired girl with sapphire eyes and he suddenly found himself second guessing if he truly wanted to find his soulmate or give his heart to this girl.

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i wrote this after midnight so if there are any mistakes you're wrong

this should've been the intro along with the texts but it wasn't written yet i simply had the idea

Harue and Kyō couldn't talk anymore because the morning rush started shortly after

Giyū caught Harue and Sabito talking about Kyō in her dorm later that day

then she proceeded to talk about Kyō for approximately two hours before Giyū left and Sabito fell asleep on her couch

she kept talking anyways