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i am unfortunately terrible at keeping track of my notifs so unless i see it on the dash it’s like no one was there/j
sakura my beloved <33 her fight with sasori was replayed SO often
also yeah F danzo the only time i ever liked that guy was this one time travel fic i read where sakura went in the past and i think taught him and his team?? it’s been ages tho so i couldn’t say for certain i just distinctly remember sakura being a mentor to him
kiri was so cool easily my fave village by far but totally agree that they all had their pros ‘n cons
i have a huge fascination with kiri tho like!! openly bloodthirsty and riddled with coups and betrayals.
fave character…. changes depending on what fic i most recently read tbh i pick ‘n choose based on mood but suigetsu & kiba & sakura will always have a place in my heart
side character would prob be ameyuri i am fascinated by her
also really liked omoi ♥️ not many characters in that series i don’t like bc i binged blackkat’s naruto stuff way back when as an itty bitty preteen for a few months straight and so just abt every side character had a period where i was obsessed with them
what was your fav arc??? did you like any of the akatsuki (deidara ‘n sasori were so funny together & i adore konan)??
Oh I know that fic with Sakura as Danzo's mentor! I think it was part of a series? I only half read it because ugh if I see a character I dislike in a nice enough setting I might stop disliking him
Ugh her Sasori fight is so!!!!!! kind of hate that all of that build up and character growth got disregarded for the "Madara and a Moon Goddess" storyline
i have a huge fascination with kiri tho like!! openly bloodthirsty and riddled with coups and betrayals.
yes like! so much drama angst, the whole analysis as to how this all could have happened the aftermath, the way it affected everything around it.
Also yess Kiba!!! god there is this one Akatsuki!Kiba series I fucking adore, and also the Team 8 from writer168 or something like that like hhghghgh love Shino and Kiba so much in it, Shikamaru is also one of my regular favourites he's just so neat lol
binged blackkat’s naruto stuff way back when as an itty bitty preteen for a few months straight
same same
regarding Akatsuki, lmao so I never actually finished Naruto and I read ton of fics just centered around Team 7 and then I was starting to branche out and suddenly these people were there and I didn't know them? that was actually so funny and my first real experience in like learning to puzzle canon together via fanon (I love doing it tbh it's very fun)
and you're right Deidara and Sasori are really funny together but by the gods I would not want to work with them, like maybe sit at the sidelines once when they have an art argument but I would NOT want to hear that on repeat.
I love Obito he's such a silly dude and so mentally unwell, he plays so many roles it's a wonder he's able to keep them straight lol.
Konan is very badass and Kisame is so cool as well! I really like how he seems so very calm and collected when he's just as batshit insane as the others, but he has also like one of the most reasonable excuses as to why he betrayed his village in my mind? Like Kakuzu might as well but not only did he take it very far he's also a grouchy money hoarding dragon now (though I adore his abilities especially because of that one SI story I read years ago)
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Naruto Ask Game; Scrimblo and Beyond 😂😂😂
Blorbo: favorite character for Narto is WAY too hard to decide. I love all the kids, kakashi and gai are fantastic. All the akatsuki members are hilarious and shitheads. They're all so good for different reasons. The blorbo I'm feeling in my heart rn is Naruto. Made of love. So much love no room left for brain. wonderful
Scrunkly: literally any of the kids. It was so nice to watch them grow up, and continue to watch them develop who they are, change their clothes, become adults. So GOOD. Narutos So Soft, shikamaru and the sqaud wearing their earrings together, Haku destroying gender norms. THERE are SO many characters that are So shape. Itachi?? Madara? fucking jesus christ gender is Wrekt in the Naruto universe. ninja gender supremacy
Scrimblo Bimblo: tbh I don't know if there IS a character in naruto that's "underappreciated". there seems to be a blog that exists for everyone where there's a person or two screaming (as they should be). I'm just gonna say Iruka, becuase I love him and I think he's overlooked bc he's not a badass like kakashi or has any cool jutsus. Bitch satan works hard but Iruka sensei works Harder. The fourth hokage can break his ass off winning wars and sealing tailed beasts all he wants, and that still doesn't come CLOSE to a single class period with kindergartners. Make Iruka a jonin
Glup Shitto: deadass I feel like there are so many characters in naruto that are considered main players, but don't really get a lot of screen time? Gaara? Neji? Christ, even Kakashi. When I see Gai I shit myself. We should divert some of the sasuke time into literally anyone else. I would rather watch Ino lean on the counter of her parents' flower shop on her phone while nothing happens than see sasuke flashback to the uchiha massacre for the 76th time
Poor Little Meow Meow: any akatsuki member for sure. There is not one member of the akatsuki I wanted to see die. they're all way too hilarious. Hidan and Kakuzu fighting each other more than they fight the leaf ninja. Deidara and Sasori almost killing each other over their fucking insane art mediums. Pein being an almagam of corpses he's collected that all get orange hair like Nagato's dead boyfriend bc of his unconquerable homosexual powers. And then there's just Itachi and Kisame who get along fine bc they're both fucked six ways from sunday. I can't. I'm also putting Kakashi here bc no one is more pathetic than he is (affectionate)
Horse Plinko: Sasuke, who I find insufferable. Like I get it. I understand Sasuke, but I do not like him. Anyway, he goes in the plinko machine. No more REAL harm or trauma for him, but I feel as far as episodes where I get to see sasuke look stupid or have to run on a wild goose chase go, the series is severely lacking (think the episode where squad 7 all have to wear cat ears to infiltrate Al Catpone's fortress)
Eeby Deeby: In our everyday lives, there are Danzos all around us. They destroy and spread hate under the guise of preserving the peace, protecting what's most important. It's up to us to follow Sasuke's example and drag them to super hell.
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i am, for some reason, really interested in kakuzu and karin dynamics? is kakuzu like... the david hasselhoff/arnold schwarzenegger figure to karin? i both can and cannot imagine karin being ok with life on the dirt roads. would she still have an interest in science like she did under orochimaru or is she like... bear grylls?
LOL i'm assuming this in reference to this soulmate post, where kakuzu is her soulmate and goes and grabs her out of Grass when she's in the range of 10-12. i didn't put a HUGE amount of thought into that one, but i imagined him grabbing her when she's pretty close to the chunin exams so she's like.... a decent tracker at that point. kakuzu goes in thinking he'll toss his soulmate somewhere for safe-keeping since their soulmate bond is getting SUPER ANNOYING (either sharing pain/marks on the body). like it's bearable but also it gets sort of distracting sometimes. anyway! when he realizes karin could be useful to him, personally, he kind of goes: well i will try this and see if she makes more money than she loses me.
in this sort of AU, no, she never gains an interest in science. in my personal headcanons karin only got into research as a way to avoid being the subject of research, so it's not like... an innate passion of hers? karin is more into her own survival than her curiosity about the natural world. she's got the attention to detail and patience to do incredibly tedious work to be a competent scientist, but she's not going to get into it without a mad scientist breathing down her neck, you know?
because karin is a survivalist who's good at honing her skills to make her the best at whatever she needs to be to not be murdered, she works hard at her chakra sensing and gets scary good really fast under kakuzu. i think kakuzu is akatsuki at that point, so she probably sees him murder a bunch of his pre-hidan partners and she's like: well!! i am going to get real good at tracking bounties and also finances, then. i'm thinking in early years before he's super invested in her, kakuzu is not great at making sure she doesn't get hurt as a bystander of whatever shit he's doing, and karin awakens her chakra chains and those are really helpful for bounty hunting and also, like, surviving kakuzu's temper tantrums lol. like he has enough self-control not to direct his rage directly at karin herself, but also he doesn't go out of his way to make sure she's not collateral damage. she's his soulmate; she can't be totally incompetent. :|
by the time hidan shows up, karin is a pretty scary teen bounty hunter. she's not the power house kakuzu is but she's one of the best sensors of all time and she's pretty good with her chains. also kakuzu is accustomed enough to the presence/personality quirks she can be obnoxious at him without fear. she'll sass basically anyone bc she's VERY confident that if she gets into hot water, kakuzu is going to come save her (screaming at her for being an idiot the whole time as he beats the shit out of whoever was threatening her). that means she's ready to fucking fight hidan at the drop of a hat. fuck you, hidan, karin can heal faster than you can kill her
(.....maybe. kakuzu never lets them test that one out. but imagine hidan licking her blood and discovering all his injuries healed! what the FUCK.)
in this case they're sort of like.... not even mentor-student, really, because Karin is making shit up as she goes (and Kakuzu likes that about her). Maybe like a niece and a grumpy uncle? Or like "daughter and estranged father she didn't get to know until she was a teen and has a weird relationship with." Like, there's definitely a familial feel there because they like each other even when they're swearing and screaming at each other, but it's not..... a normal one.
but yes she does end up spending more time camping and skinning animals than she EVER wanted. i'm kind of thinking once she becomes sufficiently badass and Kakuzu's Akatsuki work with Hidan picks up, Karin spends more time away from Kakuzu doing independent bounty hunting (and they get into screaming fights about how big of a cut Kakuzu should get), and she invests a lot of time into visiting spas and shit kakuzu would never let her go to lol. but also i think kakuzu would definitely have rubbed off on her enough that she doesn't go without a coupon, or she pulls scams like "hey i found a whole-ass severed toe in my hotel bed..... you should comp my room or i'll make a scene in your lobby :)"
#i also sort of ship adult!karin/kakuzu but this post got really long so we talk about that another time#karin is a lady who has had to spends months at a time camping in the woods bc she was a renegade ninja#but also yes i think she'd kill for luxury hotels and spas and stuff#so she is....... both. essentially#uzumaki karin#kakuzu
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At the time I had written this ficlet, I was pretty new to the fandom, and had just jumped back into fanfiction after, like, a three-year hiatus. This just meant so much to me because there’s at least one person that enjoys how I interpret the ship’s dynamic, as well as how I’ve allegedly taken a different approach the to ship and the characters involved. This comment just brightened up a relatively poor day, and I’m thankful for the fans I have ;)
[Comment text: Idk man this my God I don’t know how to describe it. This is so fuckin perfect, let me tell you something this is a masterpiece. God I really really love it.
“My arthritis is not a fucking joke, Hidan.” Kakuzu snarled. I love this line make me laughing like a maniac in the middle of the night.
And God there are so many funny line in here, and I got so many mixed feelings when I read this. It’s cute so freakin cute but when Kakuzu start open up to Hidan that’s when I want to cry. Idk, it felts so real ! Like they are very real not just some comic character. I feel like a character watching them from that bar/diner. I don’t know. It’s a romantic, it’s cute, I love the fluff in here, and i lil bit cry when Kakuzu said he was a monster, it’s new because many people wrote him as a badass that never show his vulnerable side.
Just perfect, perfect. Thank you for make my day better 😘]
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Okay i love Sensei Kakashi cause he finally gets to be a bit happy after everything he’s been through, and ANBU Kakashi is just 🥵🥵🥵 However, I love how he looks in that post war outfit (the one that’s all black with the belt and the red band on his arm) I think he looks SO FUCKING HOT pt.1
I mean he always looks hot, but to conclude, I feel like he looks THE HOTTEST when he’s all serious and fighting like when he’s all wet fighting ZabuzaJESUS CHRIST 🥵🥵🥵🥵 or when he fights Itachi at Konoha 🤤 BUT WHEN HE FUCKING TRIES TO FIGHT PAIN BY HIS OWN AND SAVES IRUKA JESUSFUCKINGCRHRIST THAT'S GOD TIER I GOT PREGNANT JUST BY WATCHING THAT SCENE LIKE BANG I'M A GIRL AND I BUSTED A FREAKING NUT pt. 2 :)
Dhshsjsjsjs i came thrice just reading these and recalling the scenes pls he is so fucking hot when he's being badass lord save me
The zabuza fight oh god you think he's wet? You shoulda seen me. you know when he's all tired and shit but still throws zabuza off with ONE HAND? PLEASE I DIED. And the itachi fight dgshsjsjs my bb gosh he's just trying to take it all on himself by asking kurenai and asuma to not open their eyes and ugh when he lost consciousness afterwards gosh i just wanted him to rest on my lap for the next 7 days while i fed him grapes and took care of him shshsjsj. And the IRUKA one omg don't even get me started on that that was the hottest shit ever. Also, THE KAKUZU AND HIDAN FIGHT??????? HOLY MOTHERFUCKING MOTHER OF GOD how he counters hidan's scythe with just his kunai and then his vest flies off and how he saves everyone from kakuzu's lightning by coming in front of them at the very last second and gosh i could just go on and on about that fight he looks so fucking hot istg i was deceased. I kept rewinding so many times i barely paid attention to what the fuck was happening. I don't even know what happened how do you even function when he's there looking like that lord one look and i was just pls good sir
Also dhsjsjsjs I'm attaching the gifs lmfao
ONE HAND IS HE REAL
This fight. This whole fight. End my existence.
SORRY I CAN'T BYE
Also : his post war outfit is fkn hot A+
#sorry this ran so long sgshshs#but i could still go on tbh#like in the shinobi war how he yields the executioners blade i mean-#STOP#and some of his anbu fights are 🥵🥵🥵#ok ill stop now lmap#ren-hatake#atkspeaks
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OKAY HERE WE GO! 3, 7, 21, 22 and 27!! 💜
I want to know them all but these are my top ones 😂 also we’ve never really discussed the Akatsuki? How is that a thing?
OMG BABE HOW DID WE NEVER DISCUSS THE AKATSUKI!!!!! AHAHAHAH THIS IS INSANE!!!!! must change ASAP!
3) which villain would you most like to fight
I answered this one is this ask!!!!! but basically, Deidara!
7) which battle was your favorite
OVER ALL?????? THAT'S SO DIFFICULT!
but
yeah it wasn't that difficult it's a pretty easy choice when I think about it AHAHAHA
you ready?
yo ready????????
Kakashi vs Obito
oh god
oh GOD!!!!!!!
A FUCKING MASTERPIECE!!!!!!!!
21) in the akatsuki what color would you paint your nails
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IM WHEEZING KJFHLSDKAJHF
it's funny bc ALL of my colours have already been picked by someone
I'd end up having to fight either Deidara, Pein, or Sasori for their colours HSAJDKSHFKLDF
22) who would you want your partner to be in the akatsuki
HA
HA
OK
O K THIS IS A GOOD QUESTION
ok let's go I'm gonna bring you through my thought process for this one as I go along:
gonna cross off a few names first! Sasori, Kakuzu, Kisame, Zetsu (even though he doesn't have a partner bc of his role I'm still counting him, just like I'll be counting Pein and Konan as possible partners). ok these are out bc I do not like them
ok now LET"S GO
Tobi - I would legit have an aneurysm if I had to deal with Tobi like Deidara had to DJSFADK honestly I could not deal he would be dead in less than 6 hours
if it was Obito being himself it'd be another story bc he's hot and broody and I love it
Hidan - it's a possibility. he's hot, he's always semi-naked, and he made me realise I have a slight pain and blood kink... so... I'll leave it at that. it's an option
Konan - she's a fucking badass!!!!!!! but I wouldn't fuck her, which is a factor I'm taking into account when making this decision bc of fucking course the partners fuck each other. so Konan's out
Pein - ok SO! Yahiko would DEFINITELY be an option but Pein's piercings freak me out... so no. and honestly I'd get real annoyed real fast trying to deal with the stick he surely has up his ass
Itachi - ok so. Itachi would drive me insane. I do think he's super sexy (although I'm really not horny for him, I just recognise his sexiness yk?) and broody but he's SO UPTIGHT!!!!! i'd drive a fist through a wall 2 days into this partnership
Deidara - my sweetheart, we all know I love Deidara SFHASHAHE HE'S SUCH A LITTLE SHIT!!!! DIFINTELY an option
but for real now, I think Deidara would be a great fit for me. I think he has the same level as I do when it comes to being social (needs to be left alone at times and needs to be super social in others) and I think we'd fit really well together bc of that. we'd know when to leave the other alone and would also be there to entertain each other when we wanted to
I think that's all of them, right?????? and Deidara's the clear winner AHAHAHAH
27) what animal would you summon
shark FOR! SURE! which now I'm not sure if would be possible bc most fights would happen out of water.............. let's pretend it would.
AHAHA THIS WAS FUN! LOVE YOU MATE!!!!
naruto ask
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Just regular ol’ fanfiction nothing to see here
Ok ok so I found this site that uses AI to autocomplete a writing you give it and I decided to let it complete some fanfiction prompts for me.
It’s definitely something.
If you want to do your own version of this, the site is talktotransformer, Idk if I can fully link it (does tumblr still hide posts with web links in them?), but you’ll find it just by looking it up.
Anyways, onto the show. Words in Bold are mine, the rest are the beautiful work of the AI.
Also, quick note before I begin, this AI REALLY like to just... stop in the middle of a sentence. That’s not me cutting it off, it just decides it’s done when it’s done lol.
First one, oddly on the mark?
The AI somehow got their fighting style on point, but the rest? Well...
Despite their slim height difference, Kakuzu seemed to tower over Hidan as he pressed him against the wall.
Riled up, adrenaline still pumping from the fight, their breaths intermingled, a warm touch in the dead, cold night.
Hidan was the first to speak, "Yeah, and what are you gonna do about it?"
Kakuzu grinned, a silver streak. "Oh, you'll see."
Not being a particularly dedicated taijutsu user, Hidan actually deflected every one of Kakuzu's strikes in a manner similar to a laser defense system. Never deviating from their intended targets or pattern of attack. Occasionally hitting the hard compound area he was supposedly guarding and when he did
Second one, whomst the fuck?
This one really went off on a great start, but...
Deidara's breath left him in sharp, pained pants and grunts.
His abdomen was a bloody mess, the cost of an explosion gone wrong.
Letting his gaze wonder up to the man trying to save him, he marveled at how well the blood matched Sasori's crimson mop of hair.
He collapsed like a sack of potatoes under his Master's angry gaze.
Master picked him up and shook him, only to drop him again.
Letting his head fall back against the heat metal, he tried to think of what was next for him.
"Gorō? Have you-"
"Hold it!"
Daihasei was shouting, loud and
... who the fuck are Goro and Daihasei?
Third one, the AI may have had a stroke
I’m starting to suspect that the AI is getting info on these characters from good ol’ google. Still doesn’t help it at all tho, lmao.
Kisame bobbed in the water, letting the current do as it pleased.
He smiled, all teeth, and called to the younger man standing a safe distance from the shoreline.
"C'mon, Itachi! You afraid of a little water?"
Itachi raised his eyebrows, and stood just as swiftly as his eight years before.
"I'm no waterman, Kisame," he said in a mocking voice.
Kisame shook his head slowly, trying to decide if Itachi was truly kidding. Itachi was about as much of a comedian as he was a jounin.
The older man laughed, loud enough that it startled a flock of pigeons that kept
Kept what, AI? What did the pigeons keep?
Fourth one, ok the AI is definitely cheating
... and it all honesty? It’s not helping it much. I have no clue what’s happening here.
Hidan wrapped him in an embrace, too fast for him to avoid, and hugged him tight.
"Shut, up Kakuzu. Let me have this."
And for whatever reason, he did.
"Wow, you really are fucking badass. Get back to doing your thing," a cloaked avatar of Hidan whispered and Sasuke took that as a cue to wriggle back a bit, before he landed just beside the black-hooded Nii.
He and Hidan shared a look of stunned amazement as the creature in black lifted the pendant.
"Kakuzu, uh, it is good to see you're up and doing well. Maybe I'll make an appearance sometime."
Ok, since longer prompts weren’t doing too well, I decided to start giving it very short prompts, and well...
Fifth attempt, AI does not know who Deidara and Sasori are, apparently
Deidara smirked, leaned on top of Hiruko, and tapped on the hollowed wood.
"Sasori, my man, you in there?"
"Yeah, Hoshino-san. My friends are here," Hiruko said, pointing in the direction.
"We'd like you to come out, already."
The physical form of the group stood just inside the entrance, the front door and window open. Chuunin began pacing to the door, idly sliding it open for his team. Hiruko remained outside, hands in his pockets, grinning with the serpentine mandibles that caved out from beneath his scales.
"But they're in the forest."
Chuunin tapped
Sixth Attempt, Suddenly, Naruto
Itachi glared, eyes a warning shade of crimson.
"Kisame, put me down."
Itachi was calm, equally calm as he slid forward, having almost completely been wrapped by the cloak he'd been dragging behind him.
"Breton," Naruto said, jerking slightly as Itachi pushed him down.
Itachi hesitated as he looked up at him, clearly saying some obscure words as he grinned.
"Itachi?"
"Itachi?"
"Itachi," Naruto repeated. "You're a real bad guy. Here, I won't hurt you."
"You'll try," Itachi replied, indicating the snake that was wrapped around Naruto's throat.
And a seventh one, just for shits and giggles
These are flat out just the completely wrong characters but ok AI
Danzo pulled the plant man down on top of him.
"Kiss me, Zetsu, you, big handsome man, you."
"I… just woke up…" Naruto protested.
"Yes, you are big and handsome."
"Um…" Naruto said, bewildered.
"What are you saying?" Kinkaku asked him. "You were asleep."
"I'm sorry. I couldn't move…"
"We can move you."
"We?" Kinkaku asked.
Naruto shook his head.
Kinkaku sniffed the air. "Are you all right?" she asked him in curiosity.
"K-Kiss me?"
#shitpost#idk what this was for but i haven't uploaded og content on this blog in forever so have this#whatever this is#kakuhida#sasodei#kisaita#akatsuki#naruto#fanfic#kakuzu x hidan#sasori x deidara#kisame x itachi#technically those pairings are in here#hidan#kakuzu#kisame#itachi#sasori#deidara
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Scenario of Hidan watching Kakuzu's young daughter (a spitting image of him ofc) while Kakuzu was incapacitated?
Eh, I’m not great at writing Kakuzu. Let me know if I’m off character with him. I hope you like where I went with this scenario. I usually dont care for writing children. Thank you for the request.
Like Father like Daughter: Kakuzu
“I don’t see why I have to take the kid.”
“Because you never take the kid!” You shot out, exasperated.
“So?”
“ITS YOUR KID.”
“Its half my kid,” Kakuzu argued, his tone calm despite the intensity of your anger.
“Yes! And this is the half that you need to take care of!” You clarified as you shifted your daughter from your hips. You hated arguing in front of her but there was no way around it. You hadn’t come all this way just to turn around and walk all the way back home. You had business to attend to that you couldn’t take her to.
“I pay my half in child support.”
“UGH! THIS ISN’T ABOUT THE MONEY. You have to spend time with our kid. I can’t do it all!” You shouted, clearly frustrated. You weren’t going to tell Kakuzu the real reason you couldn’t watch her. Plus he needed to be a parent too.
“Then what am I paying you for?” Kakuzu quipped, his voice sounding gruff. He was becoming irritated too.
“You’re unbelievable,” you mumbled disgruntledly, shaking your head in disbelief. You forcibly placed your daughter in his arms, with your eyes glaring heavily at the tall man.
“I will pick her up tomorrow,” you announced annoyed. You turned on your heel, giving him no time to argue as you walked out the door and slammed it on your way out.
“Greedy Wrench,” Kakuzu muttered under his mask, glaring steely at the door in front of him.
He held his four-year-old daughter awkwardly within his grasp, still unnerved by his exchanged with his former lover. He realized now why money was his one true love as all his other lovers were too high maintenance and didn’t agree with his views.
“Geesh, what’s with all the fucking commotion?!?!”
Kakuzu heard Hidan before he saw him as Hidan came marching into the room.
Turning to face Hidan, Kakuzu shifted the kid in his possession as his narrowed eyes staring daggers at Hidan. The last thing Kakuzu needed was Hidan’s unwanted big mouth.
“Heyyyyy look at that, who’s this little fella?” Hidan commented, his eyes immediately drawn to the child.
Kakuzu placed his daughter down at his feet, barely answering Hidan’s question. “My daughter.”
“WHAT?!! WHEN DID THE FUCK AN OLD MAN LIKE YOU HAVE A CHILD? I didn’t even know you still got bitches,” Hidan amused, absurdly.
“Fucking shut it, or I’ll kill you.” Kakuzu warned darkly, his demeanor fully serious.
“HA! Fucking calm down. I’m surprised is all, I didn’t even know you could still get it up” Hidan mentioned, walking forward and crouching in front of Kakuzu’s daughter.
The small child was looking up at Hidan with curious bright green eyes like her father’s. Hers were more innocent and full of wonder in comparison to her dad’s that were hard and dull like stone.
“So, this is your daughter… well she sure as hell looks a lot better than you,” Hidan mentioned to which Kakuzu groan inwardly.
“I need a drink,” Kakuzu mumbled to himself, leaving the room to Hidan and his kid.
Kakuzu’s daughter studied Hidan as he began talking to her. Soon her eye caught on to something shiny sticking out of his robes. Oblivious to personal space, the four-year-old stepped forward to Hidan that was eye level with her. Her tiny hands reaching for the object within Hidan’s coat.
The bold move had surprised Hidan but he soon realized what she sought when she pulled out Hidan’s Jashin necklace from his robe. Hidan smiled widely at that, pulling the necklace off.
“Pretty fucking cool, right? This is a symbol of Lord Jashin,” Hidan spoke, cheerfully.
“Who is Jashin?” the little girl asked, her fingers tracing the big medallion.
“WHO’S JASHIN? HAS YOUR FATHER TAUGHT YOU NOTHING? Tch, so like him. Let me tell you, Jashin is the most fucking badass god there is,” Hidan began as he went on to explain about his god.
Kakuzu’s daughter soon lost interest in Hidan’s speech, and focused more on the medallion in her hands. When her father came back into the room with a beer in hand, the little girl soon ran over to him to show him her prize. Kakuzu took a seat on the couch, cracking open a beer. He was planning on ignoring both of the children in his presence tonight.
“Hey!” Hidan whined as the little girl ran away.
“Look! Look,” she spoke gleefully, letting the light shine on the medallion.
“It’s a necklace,” Kakuzu stated dully to his daughter.
“Yea, my necklace,” Hidan complained, standing up and following the girl. “Can I have my necklace back?” Hidan asked in a fake sweet voice.
The little girl hid the medallion quickly, stuffing it under her arms and turned sharply to Hidan.
“No,” she spoke defiantly with deadest features that had Hidan nearly stutter.
The cold dead look in her eye that showed her seriousness reminded Hidan a lot of Kakuzu and it was hard for him to recover.
“It’s not fucking yours. Give it back!!” Hidan demanded.
The little girl’s eyes narrowed at Hidan, not backing down.
A moment later she held out an empty hand, looking expectantly at Hidan.
“What? That hand ain’t got my necklace!!”
When the silence continued, Hidan looked at Kakuzu.
“Kakuzu what the fuck does your daughter want?”
Kakuzu who had been idly ignoring the conversation, glanced over at his daughter’s awaiting hand. He recognized the gesture immediately. He took a long sip of his beer before he looked away and answered Hidan coolly.
“Money.”
“WHAT?!?!”
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