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victoryverse · 5 months

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mean!simon riley headcanons*

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mean!simon, who tears your clothes off the second he enters the house, grabbing your throat and shoving you on the couch, spreading your legs open

mean!simon, who kisses you so hard, your lips get swollen. his tongue pushes inside you, licking your mouth till you're so out of breath, you feel like you would pass out

mean!simon, who kisses your neck, and immediately bites on it, leaving his mark. even though you tell him not to, he still does, at places less noticeable.

mean!simon, who bites and sucks at your nipples, till you're whimpering and moaning, practically begging him to fuck you. he would rile you up to the point where you have no other choice than to beg him to fuck you

"please, si? fuck me, please, i'm so wet" you would pout, and only that, will he line his cock with your needy hole

he would push his tip in, just the tip, watching as your lips would spread open to take him in. your pussy would welcome him in, and it's only mere minutes before he's bottomed out, his balls against your ass as he relishes in the feeling of your tightness and warmth around him

"you're so tight, maus, just gripping my cock, aren't you? such a des[erate little girl" he would mock you, watching as you would roll your eyes at his comments. but he wouldn't stop, till you roll your eyes from how fucking good he feels

the couch would creak, the springs making a dreary sound as his cock would plunge into you. you're used to it by now, knowing the same would happen if you buy a new one, so why bother?

your moans would be louder than the creaking, swallowing it down, coupled with his grunts. he moans too, but only when you clench around him, squeezing him so good he can't help but whimper with his eyes closed.

mean! simon, who would rub your clit, whilst continuously pressing against your sweet spots with his fat cock. it's big, yeah, but the girth makes you see stars.

he won't stop till he's made you cum atleast twice, knowing justwhat effect he has on you. knows that he can turn you into a whimpering, moaning mess within seconds

mean!simon, who would pull out as soon as he's close, cuming all over your tits and tummy. he doesn't care where it shoots, sometimes on the couch even. once he's done, he takes a tissure and wipes it off, throwing it in the trash

he would wear his balaclava back, his sweat still dripping down his forehead. you would run your fingers on his back, seeing scars, injuries, running your fingers near the wound. he never even uses bandages, even though you've offered to do that a million times.

mean!simon, who brings you water, having to lean down while passing doors so his head doesn't knock against the ridiculously small doorways.

mean!simon who leaves as soon as you're back to reality, locking the door behind him. it's quite later that you catch his dog tag lying on the table, that he forgot by mistake, giving him a perfect reason to come back as soon as possible, doing everything all over again

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panjakes · 2 years

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GB Ch. 2 LHS

Pairing: deer hybrid!Heeseung × POC fem!reader

Genre: fluff; crack; neighbors to lovers au; slow burn

Ch. Warnings: profanity, helpless Heeseung,helpless m, their besties are cupids offspring

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“I-I don’t know about that mannie. Me and jay aren’t really friends. I don’t know how I could get him to go on a date with you” Heeseung says shaking his head

“Come on!! I know you had art with him last year!”She says with a pout

“I did b-but we didn’t talk plus I heard through the grape vine that he likes someone else” Heeseung says shrugging

“Is it me?” She asks batting her eyelashes

“I doubt it” Heeseung says with a straight face

“Damn Heeseung…that hurts” she says with a groan

“I’m sorry I didn’t mean to hurt your feelings” Heeseung says

“It’s okay I’m messing with you hee, how about this you get me into the guitar club and I’ll get you and Yn to hang out” she says throwing her arm around the deer

“Guitar club? What’s in the guitar club?” He asks ears twitching in confusion

“Jay” she says smirking

“Can you even play guitar?”

“Nope! But jay can!” She says laughing causing Heeseung to join in. He shakes his head as he remembers the sight from this morning

“Forget it. Yn has a boyfriend” Heeseung says sadly

“Really? Since when?” Manie asks with a confused look

“I don’t know. I saw her get into his car this morning. He picked her up. He even smirked at me like he was teasing me” Heeseung says sadly

“Were they in a jeep?” Manie asks causing Heeseung to nod. She looks over at him before covering her mouth trying her best not to laugh at her friend

“What’s so funny?” He asks

Manie swallows her laugh before shake her head

“Heeseung…that’s not her boyfriend” she says

“It’s not?” Heeseung asks, antlers twitching with hope

“No. That’s her bestfriend. He use to pick her up from work from time to time” she says smiling

Heeseung smiles and sighs in relief

“So I have a chance?!” He asks

“You definitely have a chance” Manie says giggling at her friend who was obviously excited

“That’s a relief” he says

“Sooo…do we have a deal?”

Heeseung sighs before turning to her with a pointed finger

“If I do this are you sure you can get me and Yn to hang out?” Heeseung asks with his big doe eyes

“Awww your so cute Hee!! I’ll get you a date with her I promise” the girl says holding out her pinkie

Heeseung holds out his own locking his with hers

“I’m telling you! Your like in love with him but your too prideful to admit it” Daniel says rolling his eyes

“What?! I did admit it! This morning!” Yn says with a raised brow

“Whatever, we need to get you two on a date” he says

“No we don’t! Let’s stop talking about it” Yn says

“Yes! We do and no! Let’s keep talking about it. You two are like totally helpless” Daniel says rolling his ehes

“I am not helpless” Yn says returning the eye roll

“You are. The both of you. You two are totally in love and ignore each other. You live next door to each other there is no reason you two are in love and aren’t talking” he says shaking his head

“It’s justWhat if he doesn’t want to go on a date with me?!” Yn asks in a panic making Daniel roll his eyes

“After what I saw this morning I know for a fact!! He’s in love with you just as much as your in love with him” Daniel saus with a smirk poking at her shoulder

“I wouldn’t say love we barely know each other” Yn says taking sip from her cup

“What if he doesn’t like me?!” Yn asks making the boy groan. He grabs both of her chubby cheeks in his hands

“If he doesn’t like you he’s a total dumbass. Your beautiful smart and funny. He’d be an idiot not to return your feelings”

Yn smiles at her bestfriend

“Thanks. I need to hear that’’

“Now…you said you’ve been neighbors for years, there has to be something you know about him” Daniel says

Yn looks up trying to think of what she could possibly know about the boy

“Uh his dad is human and he’s in the army” Yn says making him nod

“Cool! Something for you two to bond over! Your both military brats!” He says smiling

“I don’t want to bond over that.” Yn says rolling her eyes

“Okay well then what else?” Daniel asks

“Ouu! I know for a fact he likes the colors red and yellow” Yn says

“Okay that’s good, anything else?” Daniel asks

Yn’s face starts to get hot as she starts fidgeting

“What’s wrong?” Daniel asks

“W-we both like to put Lego sets together” Yn mumbles

“What?” Daniel asks leaning forward

“We like to put together Lego sets!” Yn says a little louder

Daniel puts a hand over his mouth before bursting into laughter causing Yn to smack his arm

“It’s not funny! Lego sets are cool!” Yn says

“Bro nobody has the patience for that! You actually sit there and put those things together?!” Daniel asks before laughing again

“Its not that bad” Yn says

“Well I’m glad you have SOMETHING in common. Maybe you can buy a Lego set and invite him over to help you put it together” Daniel says

“I don’t know im scared” Yn says making Daniel chuckle

“Do you want me to come? I’ll like chill in the kitchen cause I know your mom isn’t going to let him go in your room” Daniel says

“Yes! You can stop me from embarrassing myself!” Yn says smiling

“Trust…nothings more embarrassing than putting together Lego sets” he says before laughing again

Yn rolls her eyes grabbing her food and bag

“I’ll meet you in the car” she says leaving behind a cackling Daniel.

It was now after school hours and Yn and Heeseung arrived home at the same time. Heeseung stood at the end of his driveway watching as Yn unlocked her front door.

She looked over at him causing him to freeze up just like he did this morning. She gives him a smile and a small wave before going into her house. Heeseung just stood there. Like he was stuck. He didn’t realize he was stuck until his mother came out onto the porch

“Hee?” She asks

“Huh?” He asks

“Come inside why are you just standing there” she asks motioning for him to come into the house

He sighs taking one last look at Yn’s house before going into his own.

“Mom…I need help” he says taking his shoes off at the door

“How can I be of service?” She asks

“You know Yn? The girl who lives next door?” He asks

“Oh yes! She’s such a sweetheart! She’s just the most beautiful girl I’ve ever meet! Have you seen those eyes and lips? Why don’t you talk to her?” She rants

Heeseung sighs before spilling the Beans

“Mom I-I like her. I want to ask her on a date bu-but I don’t know how to do that without freezing up. Everytime I see her I end up freaking and embarrassing myself.” Heeseung says

His mother smiles holding back a squill

“Aw my baby has a crush!!” She says pulling him into a hug

“Mom!! Stop I still need your help!” He says

“Okay okay okay! Uh get to know her first. You have to know what she likes and how she is before asking her out on a date” she says

“Makes sense” he says nodding

“Get a Lego set and invite her over to put it together” she says making Heeseung shake his head quickly

“No! She’ll think I’m lame or something” he says

“Oh boy hush! No she won’t. Her mother told me she likes to put them together! That’s something you two have in common.” She says smiling

“Really?” Heeseung asks in excitement

“Really, but you have to talk to her first” she says

“What if she rejects me?” Heeseung ask, his antlers dropping in sadness

“You’ll never know unless you ask. Worst thing she can do is say no. Remember what I told you this morning?” She asks running a hand through his hair

“I’m me and you believe in me” Heeseung says smiling

“That’s right. Now just believe in yourself” she says leaning down to kiss his forehead before heading to the kitchen

“Dinner will be ready in an hour” she says

“Okay!” Heeseung says.

And with that Heeseung was up the stairs on his laptop looking to purchase a Lego set.

Heeseung ended up buy a flower Lego set. He saw it was pretty popular on social media and he figured they’d last longer than actual flowers

“That’s so cute Hee! I want somebody to buy me flower legos” mannie says with a pout

“You think she’ll like them?” Heeseung asks looking at the box.

“Of course! You should buy a cute little vase to put them in too” Mannie says

“What if she doesn’t want a vase?” He asks making the girl smack her lips

“If she doesn’t have a vase then where is she going put them?” Mannie asks

“Sorry.Your right I’m just overthinking” Heeseung mumbles

It was a few days later which means it was Saturday. The day Heeseung planned to ask Yn to come over and put the Lego set he bought together.

“It’s okay. Just remember, don’t freeze up and believe in yourself. Yn’s a nice girl I’m pretty confident she’d say yes” mannie says with a smile

It gave Heeseung a tiny string of hope. He nods and they walk to the door. They both stand on his porch looking at Yn’s house.

It was only next door but to Heeseung it felt like it was on the next block over. He sighs taking tiny steps

“Big steps Hee! Big steps!” Mannie says walking away so Yn wouldn’t see her when she opened the door.

Once he reached the porch Heeseung sighs in nervousness. His hands were sweating and it was getting hard for him to hold the box. He reached up knocking on the door. He looks back at mannie who gave him a thumbs up.

Moments later the door opens revealing Yn

“Heeseung?” She says

“Uh yeah. I-I was, well I just bought this Lego set and I Uh I was wondering if you wa-wanted to come to my house and Uh put it together with me” Heeseung says mentally slapping himself for all his stuttering

Yn’s face had an unreadable look

“I-it’s fine if you don’t want to! I j-just know you like these things” he says

Yn looks down at the box before smiling at him

“Yeah. I’d love to. Come in while I change” she says opening the door for him. Heeseung turns looking for mannie

She shrugs and he nods before going into the house behind Yn.

“Yes! That’s my boy!” She says giggling to herself before walking home

NB! Chapter 3 will be posted on @brownsugarbaybee blog! So follow her and the tag #HYBED HYBRID SERIES, to stay in the loop!

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obscenity · 6 months

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leaves you a jar of ancient soil

aw sick justwhat i wanted *eats itwith a spoon like ice cream

#asks

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thenighttrain · 2 years

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i’m very irritated i saw people on twitter talking about how taylor’s body issues are probably cause she’s tall and not that she think she’s fat like HUH!!! it’s not for you to discuss and body dismorphoa is a thing for anyone and JUSTWHAT THE FUCK

pls omg, were they the directors of the tall girl movie? and anyway yeah that's so intrusive bc who the hell are they to say what her insecurities are, i hate twitter

#ask #anonymous

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kwenj · 3 years

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A simple hello should suffice.

HELLO!!!

#kwenj #justwhatitis

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vamprisms · 2 years

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i've only watched jennifer's body like once when i was 14 and all I remember is that it made me kind of hungry when she was eating that chicken out of the fridge like that

#thats justwhat being 14 is like

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bighermie · 2 years

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Biden is a total embarrassment. It’s no secret that this guy is not fit to be the leader of the free world. After bungling his way into another massive crisis, this time with the implications of nuclear war, Biden is continuing to tarnish the standing of America as he makes himself look like an idiot…

#Justwhat you want in the "Leader of the Free World

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zeraluv · 3 years

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wattpad's gonna make me go feral wdym user login expired i've been logging in for the 15th time already

#i log in and then it tells me 2 login again and so i do but it tells me 2 do it agaon and ots justWHAT DO U WANT FROM ME

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screamingiminlovewithyou · 6 years

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you guys are all telling me my song choices are right and it's giving me chills

#justwhat a girl wants to hear #youre right #UGH

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exactlylazyavenue · 3 years

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#16pack #youknowyouwantit #wontsomeonetellme #answerifyoucan #justwhat #is #thesoulofaman #speedo #substitute #beefcake (at University of Toronto) https://www.instagram.com/p/CObcLj2AIIi/?igshid=5172r70jqbmh

#16pack #youknowyouwantit #wontsomeonetellme #answerifyoucan #justwhat #is #thesoulofaman #speedo #substitute #beefcake

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queencryo · 3 years

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today was seriousky superfun

a bunch of people from my roommates' polycule came over,plus some of ankther's friends

it ended up being like 14 people in all, so it felt more like aparty than any thanksgiving id been to before?? like wow!!! everyone wantedto be there, andi had conversations about sharedinterests! wowzers! i guessthats justwhat thanksgiving with family you like is like???? or maybe tjats just what its like when urnot a kid/teenager/college stufent?

but... yeah, it was really really fun. met ppl who have been discussed but i hadnt met, talked about tabletop, yea

i really need to just start datingone oc my toommates as a, like, strategic marriage deal. i like this pilyvule! very sweet people.

aaaaa i forgotto take a picyure of tje food table fuck. i spent all of yestersay making four pies ans two casserolea. mostof that was just laying andbeing exhausted, butstill!

speajing of being exhaysted.... i wasgonna say more, buti am ever ao sleepy. gn!*

#blog

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love-hrts · 3 years

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My spiral kinda started when I learned for a few months at least my estrogen levels were in the 700s (It's supposed to be ~250 or something)

and it kinda hit me that having high enough E and, honestly even before I started HRT my T never got above 50 and now it's like 2-6I'm never gonna have any normal feminine features.

I got ass, but no hips, my breasts are small and weird, my sholders broad and my gut just looks like beer trucker dad gut Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik from Sonic Adventure over here.

I had hope changing to the pellets woulda helped, but changing to the patches didn't help either... and before that I had hope it was the dosing and justI guess I have to accept that it was way too late to start HRT and I missed my boat.

I mean, I'd never stop unless civilization collapses, but it's like... the first 29 years of my life my body was a house on fire and like around 25 it became a lost cause and priority was shifting on containing the flames and whatever fire fighter reference whatever I said except it makes sense...

and now it's like I'm living in a burnt out old house and it's better than living in one on fire but you know it's gonna collapse, and you can't move out cuz you're poor and like you're a ghost that's it you're a ghost so you're bound to the stupid burnt out house andaunno it's terrible.

All I think about is how if only I knew I was a woman before 25, if only transition was well known in the '90s, if only I was androgynous!!

Well, I guess I am now cuz like, no one really gets man from my physique, but they definitely don't get woman from it...

I hate myself so much I wish I would just die. Like I got really fucking sick from the rona vaxx and all I was thinking was "please let the fever destroy my brain and just die already"

I just want a normal body or at least be different enough from where I was before the HRT like I still have arm hair and I swear my caveman brow is worse and justWhat did I do to deserve this?

Aunno, like I know no one here would have any good advice since literally all I can do is suddenly become rich or they overhaul medicaid to include transgender surgeries and stuff cuz I'm on disability and I can't legally save up to get hip transplant or breast implants or whateverI guess I just wanted to vent alfjknafjlknfgnjal;fg

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