'Member', 'length', 'sweet nectar', 'cunny'......

Please. Stop. 😭😭

I can't take that seriously !!!

Losing my shit about this article in which a transphobic Tory was so busy panicking about existing in the vicinity of a Trans that she almost certainly misheard "jeans" as "penis" and decided that not only was this a problem with the other woman, but also that the world must be informed of this pressing danger.

"a trans woman! I had to stand directly behind her....I thought, 'this is going well', I'm handling The Situation fine'..."

translated: I saw a tall woman with broad shoulders. How would I get out of this alive? I thought. she has a PENIS. PENIS PENIS PENIS. through some force of PENIS I mean will I managed to PENIS behave normally towards her. My hands were PENIS PENIS PENIS shaking as I tried to dry them. summoning up all my PENIS courage I said 'dryer's crap innit'. she turned to me and said " yeah I'm just goiPENIS PENIS PENIS"

It's been a week and I'm still shaking. This proves trans women are the problem and I'm not weird. I'm fine. It's fine. If you think about it I'm the hero hePENIS!!!!!

very this

Okay I'm curious. Since the MCYT fan space has a tendency to unanimously agree on certain headcanons and make a lot of things widespread fanon, are there any popular headcanons, interpretations, or portrayals of characters that you really don't like? I genuinely wanna know. Any popular ships you dislike? Any creaturifications that you dislike? Or even just the way people talk about a character?

Welcome to the Dungeons of Fear and Hunger.

no way!!! it's Other Characters!!!!!

welcome to totally original au ideas with ur friendly neighbourhood bluu

dean: is that an angel blade in your pocket or are you happy to see me? castiel: oh that's my angel blade, yes. castiel: *stressed out because he thinks he hurt dean's feelings* but i am always so happy to see you, you make me so happy dean

At least you appreciate the spam likes. I know alot of creators that will block users for that

I will never understand why people don't like spam likes? I heard someone say it shows their fics aren't being read, but it's more like that person could be saving them for later

There are several times I come across i fic I don't have that time to read at the moment. Or simple i want to wait till I finished my day and Im curing up with the intentions of reading. A treat for myself later

Why would you want to block someone who is just trying to read content?

For me it's one of the highest forms of flattery. Cause I remember when the coutless amount of times I've read someone from someone and craved reading more from them. It's the way they write, and portray the character that hits so wonderful i have to binge their works

Which always makes it heart warming knowing that in the page that person is wanting to see more of. Not saying anyone who spam likes it binges my content craves my writing style/or the way I write the characters, just that they want a little more from me as a content creator. It's exciting, flattering and makes me low-key proud of myself.

Spam likes are welcomed and encouraged, go nuts

Not to be That Bitch but I’ve seen people talking about this so,,,

Who is actually most likely to die in BTSV?

Yep, yikes I’m going there. Again all theories so I’m open to conversation/opinions on this!

Jessica - She’s not gonna die. There’s no way. Spiderverse is known for breaking boundaries but they aren’t going to kill a pregnant woman.

Miles - Again spiderverse is known for breaking boundaries so killing a protagonist is not outside of their range but I do not think they can kill Miles because of how integral he is to the trilogy and general synergy with comics and video games. Miles is too important of a character outside of this film in a monetary and societal way for them to kill him off in my opinion. He is the character that people associate with ‘Anyone can wear the mask’

Peter B. - The man has a baby. They aren’t gonna kill him. It just isn’t gonna happen. Nor will they kill said baby.

Hobie - They won’t do it. I love him but I don’t think his death would be enough of a catalyst or whatever. Like I just can’t see it. Not to say he isn’t important to the story but with the role he takes on, his death wouldn’t make sense.

Ben Reilly - I’m not even sure he’s currently alive lol. Gwen broke his watch and then tossed him into a random ass dimension. He’s probably fine… He’s fine.

Noir - unlikely. It wouldn’t have the emotional impact a death would need in the next movie. If, for whatever reason, multiple members of the team die then I could see it, but just him? No.(either way bro’s been resurrected multiple times in the comics, he’s fine.)

Ham - ok I could see it, but only in the comedy angel wings ‘death’ way. Like it wouldn’t be real, it’d be a gag.

Peni - ugh I can kinda see this ngl. She was the only member of team B we saw in the society and had a speaking role. Maybe I’m jaded but doesn’t bode well for a young female character… she will most likely be fine though.

Pavitr - People have said it and I do understand it. I don’t think they’ll do it but I could see it happening in a couple of different ways. His death would have be a perfect mid-late movie catalyst simply because of the parallels between him and Miles, ‘being spiderman is easy!’, and inspector Singh and Gayatri ‘escaping’ death. Will be crying in the theatre.

The Spot - I’m 50/50 on this. Like he could totally be too far gone where the only way out is him imploding but also he just wanted attention 😢

Gwen - God I can see this happening. I really hope it doesn’t but,,, Specifically, her saving Miles or one of his parents and that somehow being it for her. Her home storyline is tied up, her only remaining loose thread is with Miles, and once that’s done her ‘arc’ is over, and also the foreshadowing. Like if it happens that’s how it’s gonna happen and it’ll parallel when Miles was saving inspector Singh and that moment where we can’t see him god,,,,,,

Miguel - I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, I don’t know what they are going to do with this man by the end of the next movie. Dude has put his whole being into his canon events theory, cause remember he genuinely believes or is in heavy denial about this. I don’t think being visually proven wrong will fix anything for him. I genuinely believe it’ll destroy him. I could definitely see him dying in the next movie by saving Miles/his dad in some desperate attempt to do the right thing, or taking down the spot with him type thing.

Jeff - Look, we all know it’s a possibility. It’s like algorithmically predestined, so it definitely could happen and I wouldn’t be surprised necessarily. But do I actually think it will happen? No. It’s too built up, especially with Miles going to 42 where his dad IS dead.

Rio - I’m gonna be so honest, she’s more likely to die than Jeff. SORRY! She’s the one that dies in the comics, she’s the one alive in 42, and she has that big speech about Miles not being with her any more and to look out for himself for her. I really hope they don’t do it, I really hope cause I will sob in the theatre but if one of Mile’s parents is going to die, it’ll be Rio.

Giving Noir an extra gun and letting him kill on-screen would be infinitely more useful than anything Peter B can do in BTSV and the movie would be half as long

I don't wanna get into it cause I don't want to like...make nobody feel no type of way but the way yall talk about being horniness and masturbation has alotta bioessentialism in the mix. Like, I'm glad we've moved past the "genital preference" bullshit, but there's still a lot of work to be done.

in french, the word for doctor is médecin, just in case you forget what they do

diabolik lovers it is so good conceptually if you just ignore the concept. we have a love hate relationship. its so silly. what is wrong with it. rip yui komori the best character love her sm.

I think an interesting part of Yoshiki and Hikaru’s relationship is that Hikaru does all the same shit that Yoshiki always complains about, and yet, because Yoshiki idolizes him, he gives it no notice.

I mean in ch9 Yoshiki had just finished complaining about people gossiping about his family and the next line out of Hikaru’s mouth is gossip he heard about another family’s fight. Vol1’s bonus chapter shows that the real Hikaru complained about Yoshiki’s hair just as much as the rest of the village, enough so that he’d badgered Yoshiki into letting him cut his hair once before. In fact the very first chapter we see Hikaru talk about how Yoshiki always stays at home and doesn’t look for a girlfriend, which mirrors a lot of the things we hear from the brain penises in ch11.

But all these scenes are supposed to be good moments Yoshiki had with Hikaru. Yoshiki thinks of them fondly and misses hikaru more after them.

And I’m not saying that Hikaru’s the worst person in the world because he gossips and Yoshiki was blind for not seeing it, but I do think this is a pretty important part of Yoshiki’s character. After all, he does the exact same thing with the city. Yoshiki sees the city as the place he belongs, a place away from all the gossip and expectations because as we know, no one gossips or holds unreasonable societal expectations in big cities (/s). All these things that Yoshiki thinks he wants are based off ill-conceived ideas of what they’re really like because what Yoshiki really wants is for something to just make all his problems go away when nothing like that does or could ever exist. Moving to the big city doesn’t get rid of societal expectations or discrimination. Hikaru doesn’t make his home life any less shit. ‘Hikaru’ doesn’t make him miss Hikaru any less. They can help but they can never get rid of the core problem.

i know luffy is aroace coded (and in my heart he is, celibacy win!) but also i think we are underestimating the potential comedy of luffy having sex because that idiot is irreverent of every single thing and you just know he wouldn't find sex to be like. special. its just something people do for fun!

his ass is on the snail phone within the hour like traffy did you know about sex??? lets have some! and then the strawhats have to tackle him away from the phone before they have like 4 separate naval armadas at their doorstep vying for the opportunity

Character: Reproduces asexually

Fandom: Gives him a huge cock

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