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Anyone know where to find a good sorcerer?
It seems more likely all the time that I am going to be killed by these idiots sometime between now and April 11th
I've come to accept my fate but, if I possible, I would like to be revived, preferably by May 16th so I can see the first half of their story
But if that's not possible, I will need to be resurrected by June 13th at the latest for the second half. Possibly earlier depending on when they come back
#maybe a cleric or a wizard would work#just not a necromancer#i want to be resurrected not reanimated#i won't enjoy any of it as a zombie#this is going to be make or break season for the buckley diaz family#been waiting two years for polin season#after killing award season i can't wait to see what the bear has planned#evan buckley#eddie diaz#buddie#911 abc#penelope featherington#colin bridgerton#polin#bridgerton#sydney adamu#carmen berzatto#sydcarmy#the bear
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Prompt 191
So. Apparently immortality does in fact exist. And is apparently very easily accidentally achieved, if the fact an entire city has it now.
The GIW will be waiting a very long time to be able to drop that ghost shield, because the city doesn’t seem to be dying out anytime soon. Or at all actually. It’s been several generations now.
They might need to request assistance. Maybe before others start to investigate now that vigilantes are becoming a semi-common thing.
#dcxdp#dpxdc#prompts#The ghost shield made it where the ecto wasn’t able to disperse as it came out of the portal & filled the city#Everyone became too ecto contaminated to be able to exit#And just… stopped being able to die permanently or by old age#They’re not exactly humans nor ghosts but something in-between#Aka Liminal as fuck#Technically everyone counts as a meta or alien#They sure aren’t human anymore & all remember the shit the GIW and government have pulled#They’ve opened up trading with the Realms a while ago#They give them living world things that help with obsessions & get seeds or whatever supplies in exchange#Along with training#They all give off necromancing fae vibes#Liminal Amity Park#Danny is Not ghost king
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"We're talking low prices."
It's Alecto, in her favorite t-shirt that she never got to wear from another life! I do hope there's still some Nona in her somewhere, but I also fully support her on her quest for revenge. Come on, Barbie-- let's go party.
#the locked tomb#tlt spoilers#tlt alecto#alecto the ninth#tlt fanart#her body shape isn't exactly barbie#but I decided that it would be hot if alecto looked like she could snap me in half like a crisp italian breadstick#also the sword was totally just referenced from a picture of narsil from the lotr movie trilogy#she is also using it against a dark lord necromancer really#my art
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Love disabled people who just lie about their disabilities to nosy, intrusive questions. Sorry, yeah, I lost my arm in the wash one day. It's funny how that happens! Oh, I got back pain from saving nineteen children from a burning fire department <3
#disability#sometimes lying is just. funny. SORRY.#look like... whether you lie about why you're disabled you're still disabled and it shouldn't have to factor into how you're treated...#...if it isn't relevant to your care needs or care plan.#like. if you lost your arm does it matter if you say you lost it in the wash like a sock or tell your actual story...#...like either way you still /do not have an arm/. that doesn't change if you lie or not#anyway. huge defense for a post that probably didn't need said defense#sometimes you just feel like lying in such a grandiose way that people don't know if they SHOULDN'T believe you#i think my lie will be that a powerful necromancer preformed Emergency Bone Shaving on one leg only...#...and he used the bone shavings to raise a skeleton army that looks like My skeleton but only on the legs
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If you were going to make a character that was the soul of planet earth in a human body you might think to make her motherly. Wise. Forgiving. Mother Earth cares for us, she provides, right? But Tamsyn Muir wrote Nona the Ninth and said YES planet earth is loving but also she is SO SO ANGRY and HURTING. And actually she cannot care for others right now she needs to be cared FOR.
Also she wants to eat pencils and she thinks flowers are sexy.
#I just think that the very specific ways the 'mother earth' thing is followed vs. the ways it is inverted are very interesting#she's beautiful and monstrous. she's desperate for a champion. she's hurt. she's powerful. she's not ready to forgive.#she needs to be loved. she needs to be cared for before she can heal#i try to tell people about TLT and it's like well it's about necromancers and identity and forgiveness and CLIMATE CHANGE#it's about imperialism and stagnation and homestuck references#but more than anything it's about gay space juggalos#but the climate change piece is definitely there you know.#nona the ninth#the locked tomb#alecto tlt#nonasbirthday#sticking this on the fridge
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No I did not steal this from Naruto and no I am not delusional
#People on twitter were chanting necromancer!shoko and holy shit that'd be sick#i know i threw in yuta but i believe my baby boy is all good and well#see it as a healing domain and not a resurection#even if nanami is gone beyond saving I REFUSE#and i just wanna see more of yuki#come onnnnn#anyway#my brainrot is rotting#jjkspoilers#jujutsu kaisen spoilers#jujutsu kaisen#fanart#shoko ieiri
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Y’know, considering the geneology in Fullmetal Alchemist, Greed accidentally set up the world's worst family reunion in the Beasts of Dublith arc. Imagine you get kidnapped by some guy in a gay bar who wants to legitimately take you apart and study you and he turns out the be your annoying immortal cousin that you had no clue about. And then the president shows up and also turns out to be your evil cousin
#greed accidentally creating the silliest possible meetup just because he wanted to play necromancer is very funny to me#fma#greed fma#fullmetal alchemist#fmab#fullmetal alchemist: brotherhood
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This happens when you follow me btw
#image#tes#oblivion#perso#I love the mechanics of factions in oblivion#it’s present in fo3/nv/skyrim too#so many little things working behind the scenes#for example these are so the undead won’t just attack each other when they’re in the same dungeon#except liches who are only their own faction to add the tags that they fucking hate all necromancers and vampires#but are still cool with random ghosts and zombies and stuff#ok goodnight#the posts
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Tribute to Barcus' multi-exlodey arrow glitch before it got fixed. Greygold wouldn't have been able to look badass blowing up all the near-impenetrably questionable glowey pillars in one turn without them.
I think Raphael's song ended in the me-trying-to-aim wait-time-mode by then but in-reality 6-second-turn-wise, I like to think the song stopped because he was dumbfounded.
Greygold respects all forms of art, especially when it allows them the opportunity to wreck your shit.
bonus:
The summons were behind the door the whole time
Because Greygold is always prepared for a battle (unlike me)
And they are very proud of their team
#bg3 spoilers#bg3#baldur's gate 3#raphael bg3#greygold#bg3 fanart#bg3 comic#Anyway yeah loved that moment for Greygold#loved that song#Greygold more happy the song gave them time to ascertain the situation and set up their own army#perhaps I could've summoned more but MAN I just don't have time for that I DID GOOD WITH WHAT I GOT HUAH#Gale felt like being a necromancer this run so having 6 ghouls instead of 4 was ohohoho-fun
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DP x DC prompt 8
Not sure what's addressed in canon about Danny's job duties as Ghost King (and it's been too long since I've seen the show that I don't remember much anyhow). But I like to think that part of his duties is helping any ghosts in the various universes who are stuck (for whatever reason they have keeping them there) move on and properly join The Infinite Realms. A job that has been seriously neglected, both by Pariah Dark when he wasn't in the Infinite Nap time Coffin and later by the Observants.
Only issue is, he keeps getting mistaken for a necromancer. Since he's trying to be incognito and goes most places in his human form. But looking human and essentially raising ghosts doesn't help his case. At least until JLD are called in for the current universe he's in (since most of the people trying to "stop" him aren't particularly magically inclined). Constantine takes one look at Danny and just kinda nopes out of there, cuz he ain't about to fuck with the Ghost King doing one of his more important duties (which also helps them out too. Having less angry spirits that're stuck here).
JLD does give him a some sort of way to signal in other universes that he's allowed to be there and do what he's doing (and that he isn't a necromancer) to those who aren't able to tell who he is. Tho this doesn't always stop some universes from calling on their JLD. Who mostly just roll their eyes at being sent to something that's not a threat, or take it as a minor vacation from more stressful things.
#danny phantom#dp x dc crossover#dp x dc prompt#dp x dc#dpxdc#dc comics#danny fenton#john constantine#justice leauge dark#ghost king danny#Danny keeps getting mistaken for a necromancer#he's just trying to do his job
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i genuinely do love everyone’s commitment to ianthe’s high-waisted leather pants but i feel like the batshit outfits she was assembling out of valancy’s wardrobe in htn also deserve acknowledgement
#my art#tlt#the locked tomb#ianthe tridentarius#rip me for actually drawing the details in the bedroom and then deciding it looked better darkened practically to the point you cant#see any of them.#but anyway. i am a supporter of ianthe's terrible ill-fitting skirt and shirtwaist looks.#also i think she wears thick socks because despite being a necromancer she doesn't get any circulation in her feet. those are just her vibes#the quote in the second one is from pg 209 of htn btw :)#she didn't have the bone arm yet
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Prompt 185
No one could get into contact with Constantine.
Now usually that wasn’t that big of a deal, the man constantly disappeared for a few days at a time doing something or other, but he’d been completely silent and unseen for months. Usually he’ll at least answer a call to tell them to fuck off or something.
And they really need his expertise and are getting incredibly worried for their grumpy team member. Yes he’s an asshole, but he’s their asshole, y’know? And he has a habit of getting into Situations (sure he also usually gets out of them, but what if he didn’t this time?!)
So they’re desperate. Kind of really desperate. Desperate enough to use the summoning sigil they found on his fridge. They’d checked it, multiple times, and it should summon the hellblazer.
“You’re not Constantine.” .
The white-haired teen in the circle yawned, stretching and blinking at them blandly with familiar blue eyes before sighing. “Actually I am,” he stuffed his hands into his hoodie as he looked down at the summoning circle. “Well, technically just one of the many Laughing Magicians currently in the Realms.”
He gave a grin, looking more amused than annoyed. “Pretty much every one of us is in the Realms right now for family reunion lol. (Did he just say lol out loud??) So like, you’re gonna have to specify which of us you’re tryin’ to summon. Honestly perfect timing for me thanks, the fruitloop keeps flirting with John and it’s horrific so.”
… That was probably their John, wasn’t it…
#dcxdp#dpxdc#prompts#The Constantine Family exists for fucking over entities & manipulating luck#They adore this scrappy halfa who is doing the same with twice the feral#Danny: Yeah I’m like the changeling child that ended up in the middle of them and they just kept me for the laughs lol#Danny: I’m not allowed to join in the drinking competitions#Danny: Oh no it’s not a responsibility thing; alcohol doesn’t affect me and they say it’s cheating#Why Yes Vlad IS flirting with their Constantine#He’s started his redemption but let’s be honest he’s also a con-man & John is all for fucking over the rich#Danny is disgusted at how well they’re getting along and wanted to get away from their flirting while everyone else ribbed at em#Hence why when they all felt the summoning he decided to go#Well that and also for the laughs because he’s learning magic Undead Constantine style#”Fuckin 'ell yeah the family 'as a necromancer in 'he line again look a' 'im go!” (Lots of ghost & living people drunken cheering)#Danny only half fucking with people: Yeah I’m like their collective undead fae child lmao#danny fenton#john constantine
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so fucking funny to me when people talk about tlt setting like everyone in the whole society is sorted into being either a necromancer or a cavalier. like yes necromancy is an inborn trait. but cavalier? that's a wholeass job. that's a career. assigned butler at birth
#the locked tomb#to be clear this isn't vagueing aboht anyone's analysis essays or anything#this is about a kidfic that assigned necrocav roles to all the children#not even as pairs#just like. this baby is a necromancer and this baby is a cavalier#I think sometimes. we get so caught up in the gender analysis of it all we whiff on the class dynamic
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Necromancer? No, no, you misheard me. I'm a NECK-romancer!
*tilts my head to the side, whorishly exposing my delicate, biteable throat, thus sending out a blastwave of irresistible vulnerability that instantly attracts all vampires within a 15 mile radius*
#vampire posting#vampires#shitpost#don't ask i just woke up with “necromancer? no! NECK-romancer” in my head and so here we are#tav x astarion#vampire#necromancer#dumb#silly#sillyposting#text post
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Necromancy
Tim's a necromancer. He was very careful - normally - about who he let know about that fact. He just wasn't expecting the new ghost on his team to be so easy to resurrect. He had a lot of questions.
Danny was a halfa. But one off-handed comment made by his new teammate and suddenly he wasn't anymore. He was just... alive.
#dp x dc#dc x dp#dcxdp#dpxdc#dc x dp prompt#necromancer#necromancy#normally you need the body to resurrect someone not their spirit#so to tim he just accidently created a body for his spirit teammate to inhabit#making his spirit teammate alive and no longer dead#and for danny his teammate just kinda forced him back into being fully alive
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So I finally started to play Dark Souls recently and
#black knights are kinda... um uhhh.. cool#A neutral man was accidentaly killed with me by skeletons bc I confused him with a necromancer and hit him#If he just forgave me for hitting him once#guess bald people in dark clothes aren't safe with me in a catacombs#dark souls#black knight#armor#lodium stuff
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