MARRY ME 三嫁惹君心 2020 dir. Vicky Wong, He Zhen Hua

Feng Xin growls

Mu Qing: What is it?

Feng Xin: I keep getting this prayer for 'Ju Yang' and- STOP LAUGHING!

Mu Qing, chuckling: Shouldn't you be used to them by now?

Feng Xin: That's the thing, this one is... unusual

Meanwhile

Shen Qingqiu: I beg of you Ju Yang, if it's in your power...

Shen Qingqiu, crying: Please make my husband's dick smaller!

Mu Qing: I think I’m coming down with something. I’ve been so nauseous lately

Fen Xin, seriously: Maybe you’re pregnant

*they sit there in silence for a moment*

Mu Qing: I don’t know who’s the bigger idiot. You for suggesting that, or me because I almost had a panic attack

The concept of Feng Xin being a sex god is hilarious. This man has slept with only one woman in 800 years and probably not even that often considering the circumstances of that particular disaster. But a random emperor dude made the equivalent of a xianxia typo and no one wanted to correct him, so now the entire world knows him as Tremendous Masculinity and prays to him for better sex.

Fengqing calling each other "General" when they're being snarky or challenging >>>>>

"When will you be back?" A dissatisfied voice says in his head and Feng Xin involuntarily rolls his eyes.

These days, their relationship with Mu Qing is strange, to put it mildly - they fight, cuss, fall into bed in each other's arms, look for their clothes in the bedroom in awkward silence in the morning. Hatefucking and nothing more - Mu Qing has been obsessed with his dick for so long, literally writing poems about it, and he finally gets his hands on it and has a blast. But for the past two weeks, the heavens have been shaking from the general in frustration - Feng Xin is on a mission and the lack of a familiar routine makes Xuan Zhen's demeanor even colder and sharper.

"Are you itching?" Feng Xin chuckles. “Poor thing. So be it, I’ll tell you a secret”. Mu Qing wants his dick? He'll get it. “Technically, Ju Yang is a separate deity. I don’t presume to say exactly how it works, but if desired and with a proper worshipping of the idol, it can be used separately from me.”

Silence hangs in the spiritual array. “Ran away to pray,” the god thinks, returning to his business when a voice interrupts him again

"That's not what I asked"

"What?" Feng Xin raises an eyebrow. Ju Yang can give Mu Qing whatever he wants - a perfect copy of his tremendous masculinity, alive and warm, ready to satisfy the believer. “Have you really missed me?”

“Tsk,” the other answers irritably, not denying. Warmth spreads in Feng Xin's chest. Their arrangement makes him mad for some reason but he tries not to talk about this with Mu Qin. It is useless - accusing him of going to him just for sex is stupid when Mu Qing himself constantly repeats this.

"Holy shit. Mu Qing. You miss me." Feng Xin is sure that his smile can be heard even through a spiritual connection. Triumph and a hope (where did it come from?) overwhelm him.

Mu Qing at the other end abruptly steps out of the array.

Feng Xin chuckles and continues on his duties with a soft smile. He should drop by his temple and buy a souvenir - he has a theory to test.

The Tensen

Ballerina

Movies watched in 2023

Ballerina (2023, South Korea)

Director & Writer: Lee Chung Hyun

Mini-review:

I'm a huge fan of Jeon Jong Seo and I enjoyed The Call very much, so I was really looking forward to Ballerina, her second collaboration with director Lee Chung Hyun. Thankfully, it didn't disappoint. It's sleek and visually stunning, and Jeon Jong Seo more than rises up to the challenge. She definitely has what it takes to be an action movie star. Tbh, the script and the story are much weaker and unoriginal than in The Call, but Lee Chung Hyun clearly knows how to direct the hell out of an action scene. Also, the movie is pretty short, so it goes straight to the point and it never gets boring. Anyway, I hope these two keep collaborating, cause so far they've been on fire together.

P.S. There's quite a lot of triggering content, and I recommend looking up some warnings before watching.

Guess the martial god (level impossible)

We're family. A family sticks together. And a family also obeys. - Jigokuraku - Episode 9

The office “rivals” are back at it again with their nonsense 👁️🫦👁️

OG: Punch Drunk Love

Mu Qing: You're incorrigible.

Feng Xin, sliding his hands around Mu Qing's waist: Oh, I don't know about that. I'd say I can be corriged.

For that thing going on in tw rn

if I had a nickel for every time I watch a kdrama and become rapidly obsessed with the imaginary relationship of side characters in the drama- who weren't interested canonically, have/had different partners, are not gay(as far as the writers know), have like two scenes together, and ultimately don't care that much about each other/ aren't onscreen much together- I wouldn't have much but it's really really weird that it has happened thrice.