hello willbur!!

fuck marry kill + sit a sauna where anything can happen with: the four terror lieuts!

Oh hello, darling elliot! It's always such a pleasure to see your charming face in my small home. Let me get some coffee on and discuss the hot pulsing bodies of the Terror Leftenants together, shall we?

Fuck, Marry, Kill, and have a Sauna Date with the four Terror Leftenants, eh?

This took far more consideration than I anticipated. but I believe I have formulated an answer including a Blooper Reel for your enjoyment.

I would fuck Jopson. This is not even a question. For certain he is the best choice in this regard, though Nedward is a close second. As a bottom, by trade, I know that Thomas Jopson would have such an astute ability to hone in on exactly what someone needs, wants, or will drive them the most mad. Truly, I think that Thomas Jopson's keen eye for detail and terrifying mind would make him quite the experience.

I would Kill John Irving. It's not personal. And by no means is this an attack upon Heinrich. But I do not wish to tolerate John Irving's presence in a sauna nor would I fuck him. Nor would I marry him. This leaves but one final mercy I can bestow upon him. I would make it quick. Something easy. Like lacing his tea so he simply falls asleep and never wakes up, none the wiser.

I would Marry Edward. I think he would actually be a superb spouse. Being a simple creature with simple needs myself, I think I could work well with that. He would be a splendid spouse, I think. I am rather anchored and well structured, so that gives him something to lean on. I am confident and steady and make a good touchstone that is not flamboyant and out there like James. I would rather focus on my interests and hold polite quiet conversation rather than have a lot of excitement. Humble people with warm dispositions.

And I would not mind whatever way Hodgson and I went in the Sauna. Let it become something of a scandalous debacle. Let it be a merging of intellectual minds full of clever words and well read verses. Whichever comes naturally. Perhaps we can start with the .... conversations ... and let it go from there. Sliding closer and closer, interested in what the other has to say, keenly at the edge of the seat until, well, you're seated on the other's lap. Who knows!

Your blooper reel was a joke that I was talking about. How I would fuck Jopson, Marry Edward, and then I would seppuku myself and let John Irving and Hodgson have the Sauna. Who even knows what could happen there! I hate the prospect of killing any of these lovelies. I could never! But alas, I settled with a choice. Though now I am curiously shuffling various combinations of these men together, alone, in a sauna for several hours.

What would happen if we stuck Thomas and Edward into a wee sauna beside one another for a few hours? All warm and slicked with sweat, the aroma of herbs permeating the steam rising up... Or Hodgson and Little? How comfortable is Little with Hodgson? They've known one another for a while... Or John and Little? Close friends and serving many years on the same ships, certainly they've seen a bit of one another. Purely Christian thoughts of course with nothing deviating from the sort! No such thing could happen, certainly! I'm sure John's freckles across his shoulders and chest would not attract Little's eye at all...

Or Little's shoulders pooling with beads of sweat would not at all be something mesmerizing to Hodgson...

I digress... Thank you for visiting! This is what happens when you come to my inbox. I write you a short novella.

I hope you enjoyed and that this satisfied your curiosity! How did I do? Was it what you anticipated?

to celebrate our favourite jewish gay man, pls tell me your favourite bucky headcanons 🥰

happy bucky's birthday, elliot!!! 💛 keepin' it light, as today is a happy day, with less angst than usual ;)

bucky and his sisters all take turns lighting the menorah as they grow up--bucky gets the fourth night and the last

in my head bucky's a mechanic and writer, and he loves both fixing things with his hands and also creating far away worlds

he's always talking. the boy will not shut up. if you get him to stop talking, he starts singing. his whole family hates it

but they also love it and when he grows up and moves out they have to turn on the radio in the evenings to make up for the absence

bucky adopts every stray cat he comes across. yes, this includes steve rogers. steve's just the only stray who hasn't left again

he takes scraps out to the alley cats every night without fail, even when the cats are eating just as well as he, if not better, and during the war he finds several and makes sure to carry them as far away from the battlefield as possible

steve says bucky missed having three little girls trailing after him so he had to find three little cats

the three wartime cats are called atrocious things. one is a swearword, the other is a male cat named sarah, after steve's mother, and the last is cary grant just because

the howlies all unironically call him mother, and he's not even upset

after winter soldier, bucky sneaks his way back to brooklyn, trying to put the pieces of his life back together, and while everyone's running all over eastern europe looking for him, he's actually working at a small bodega and accidentally adopting all his neighbors

seriously, there's like three grandmas, four teenagers, a huge immigrant family, and a single mother and baby. bucky brings them all matzah ball soup

steve loses it when he eventually finds him. "if it's not cats, it's an entire neighborhood, buck. i'm not even surprised."

bucky slowly comes back to himself in fits and starts, not even noticing when it happens--one day is the first time he starts writing again, one day the first time he laughs out loud. oneday he starts singing again--he wouldn't even notice it except steve smashes a dinner plate and starts crying

bucky ends up finding his younger sister again and he goes to visit her all the time. they make meals together on all the holidays. steve's job is to fold the hamantaschen cause he's artistic like and can't mess it up too bad

bucky finds a cat in the subway and drags it home yowling to love it. "look steve," he says. "it's your sibling. say hi to steve junior."

the name sticks. whoops

di!! what are your favourite steve headcanons?? 🥰

elliot!! thank u for asking me this bc i have Some Thoughts:

Steve loves it when Bucky just plops right down on top of him, like a weighted blanket but Bucky shaped :) it grounds him, really.

He's really good at side scrolling platformer games, even if it's his first time playing, like obnoxiously so; he's a master tactician, after all 😩

He prefers working in pencils, ink, and charcoal but will occasionally work with pastels and oil paint 😌

Gonna have to steal one of yours- he HATES coconut flavored anything, thinks it's very gross and cannot tolerate the smell.

He has a longstanding rivalry with Alpine for Bucky's affection,, this is canon in every and all universes okay 😤

He is the little spoon like 75% of the time 🥺

If he's not the little spoon, he's a tummy sleeper~

Slightly nsfw- he's definitely said the I can do this all day line while eating Bucky out, and Bucky's definitely punched him in the arm for that 😔

i wish i had more but my head is extremely empty rn 😭

if you wanted some stevebucky edit inspo, may i suggest "tattoo" by loreen, especially the part

I don't wanna go / But baby, we both know / This is not our time / It's time to say goodbye / Until we meet again / 'Cause this is not the end / It will come a day / When we will find our way

💕💕💕

<3 i am always open to stevebucky edit inspo sometimes when i get busy i'm two seconds away from taking a leaf out of disney's book and doing remakes

🌈trans flag coloured url for my side blog t4tstevebucky?

Of course!

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Happy Pride <3

Glitter Url Requests: Pride Edition 2022

i love how i started following u for your iconic url, and now i find out you're just as normal about les mis as me. this is great<333 10/10 decision of me to make

so glad <3 ik i've said this a million times but getting into les mis was not on the 2023 bingo board LMAO but i've genuinely been having such a fun time with it, glad you're enjoying it too

you deserve all the nice and soft things in the world + a thousand kisses from girls you like 🌼

😭 youre so kind i miss you loads!!! you deserve the same so much

what about 40s steve/bucky in #47 deadman's gun?? ówò

this was so fun <333 I love youuu 💕💖💖

terror ask meme: assigns u goodsir ! 💕 /wllipt 🌟

Thank you, friend! An enthusiastic and profoundly decent (even if sometimes blinded by one's own assumptions) person doing what they can in difficult circumstances? I'd like to believe that's me!

Thank you so much, @jonathanlejonhjarta/@wllipt!

Assign me a Terror character based purely on my vibes!

Gay flag picked from Bucky Barnes from The Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU)!

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wilbur, tell us about your feelings and thoughts on hodge!! is he one of your faves?? who do you like shipping him with? what's his gender and favourite colour??

You've come looking for my feelings and thoughts on Hodgson! Headcannons and thoughts below.

Hodgson is... one of my favourites. Yes. We can say that safely. I have a broad sort of... Opinion on Hodgson from both a Terror perspective and a historical individual which sort of has given me a, we'll call him a "rpf". I did put together a large file of data regarding Hodgson's existence through history. So this is coupled with texts and readings from other various Franklin Expedition books as well as other materials and ... "Sources". So for thoughts or headcannons... He's well read and a romantic. In love with the world and poetry to describe it. He is literate in several languages with a broad spectrum of diverse literary backgrounds and enjoys theatre but not as much as he wishes. Simply because none of his favourite stories and literatures are often made into plays. He can play the piano and violin but is only alright at the piano. He prefers string instruments. He prefers romantic novels and stories to horror but does prefer it if the books refer to oceanic adventures and likes "sea horror" versus gothic horror. Though he did find "The Castle of Otranto" to be surprisingly good and owns two copies by accident.

I have a broad amount of "headcannons" regarding Hodgson that've grown substantially over the months. Some of which include, of course, interpersonal dynamics between him and his friends. He did, of course, know James before the Expedition. Both he and James fought pirates together, actually, during one of their voyages. They have a much closer relationship than what is depicted in "The Terror". They had both served in the same battles aboard the Cornwallis during the First Opium War. I ship him with both James and Dundy as they were all rather close friends as well but imagine him as having a degree of a fascination with the substantiation of certain religious themes which he is attracted to in an almost kinky way. Additionally, I imagine him having a passive but hungry fascination with one of the Barrow sons. This also ties into the concept that he's religious and is sort of "Christian" in a way. But he believes in God allegorically and poetically rather than a literal construct or concept. He's not capable of fanatical thinking or subscribing so densely to a religious ideology in such a way that he could dedicate himself to a singular pattern of thinking and believing in the world - certainly not with how broadly read, educated, and travelled that he is. Such concepts to box the world he has seen into a narrow confine of a book is simply not logical nor possible to him. But the motifs and themes of the predominant religions, to him, are a sort of... food he likes to eat. He's too philosophical to be taken over by one idea. But he does like the idea of the almost sensual allure of Christian themes. There's a romanticism there that he's appealed by and this has him using those themes a little in his social dynamics. Especially if he's trying to get under John Irving's skin or psychologically torment challenge some of James and his other more... conservative friends. Do not even get him started on St. Sebastian. I imagine that he probably was with somewhat long brown wavy hair (not quite curly but almost there) like his sister. And green eyes, historically. But that's just a personal idea. His gender is Second Leftenant. Hands down. Well. Sort of. In a way, I imagine him having an idea of Gender being more in tune with your flexibility on the ocean. In tune with the sea. Very romantic towards the ocean and the struggles of natural life and the turmoil of the oceans as a whole, I imagine he has a fluid gender that connects well to roles on ships. Which is where my whole drunken ramble actually comes from, if you have not seen it yet. I could refine it more. But that's the cruse and misshapen version of it. As for favourite colours, I think of him having a fondness for the hues and tones of the ocean as the gradients go from pale blues to deep blues with the fathoms and leagues increasing the further out you go. Also very fond of the tones and hues of the night sky and the blue-blacks that erupt from dawn and dusk.

How did I do?

wip game ask! a clintasha dinner idea pls !! crumbs for a humble clintnat enthusiast pls 🥺🥺

i just think that it's telling that you've already prompted me about this wip once, if not more, and i...still haven't finished it 🤦‍♂️ anyways! have some newer excerpts. (also spoilers, my sister number 2 has dared me to finish it by december which is both her birthday month and nat's so...we'll see 🧐) thank you for the ask! <3

The lights flip on. Yelana shoots a confetti popper that sounds like a machine gun going off. Natasha swings her gun wide so the bullet imbeds itself into the window molding and not her sister’s head. Clint says a curse word very loudly. The kids grudgingly scrape themselves off the carpet, now covered in bits of shredded paper. There’s a birthday cake cooling on the table, the words happy birthday written in horrific red frosting, like some kind of threat, pink and yellow lumpy flowers drawn all around the terrifying text. There’s Clint, dressed in his jeans and an old t-shirt, bruise on his forehead and pressure building behind his eyes. Natasha drops the gun and claps her hands to her mouth.

Shame ask me about my wips game!

hello i love u, you light up my tumblr experience so much ! 💞 /elliot

elliot my beloved 🥰💕 same omg talking to u on here brings me so much joy ilysm 💞💖💛

your edits are always amazing, stunning, breathtaking! they also make me cry because stevebucky + a good quote has that effect on me 😭🥰💕/t4tstevebucky

what a coincidence cause stevebucky + a good quote also makes me cry!! you, me, handshake emoji <3

thank you so much i'm so glad you like them <333333

📓📕 :^) 💕

omg omg ok

so i have this hc that steve never had any stuffed animals as a little kid bc he’s always been aware of how that might affect his mom’s finances so he always insisted that he was ok w socks or a new button on his coat, even when he was little, little.

but then he and bucky becomes friends and they go to coney island. bucky wins this teddy bear with a bowtie on but makes steve hold onto him. steve thinks that he’s gonna like. take it back to give to becky or something but he never does. so steve, at like age 12, gets this teddy bear. and he loves this fuckin bear yknow. he sleeps with it every night even well into adulthood. before her passing, sarah would always tuck it into bed when steve woke up.

flash forward: steve is in the future. his bear. is in. a museum. with NO cuddles! and NO snuggles! and not so much as a blanket! and this photo goes viral of Captain Steve Rogers in tears in front of the case and a push to #GiveBackCapsBear starts.

the thing is. This Is Not The Fic Idea. the fic idea is of the years from when steve went to war to when he found his teddy in a museum, but narrated from the perspective OF the bear with a bit of a melancholy winnie the pooh vibe to the narration.

send me a book emoji and i’ll describe a fic idea i may never write but that i think about a lot

did u know chickens can be trans and intersex?!?

SO MANY ANIMALS CAN IT’S SO COOL! There’s that one post about the intersex lionness, bunch of different fish transing their genders, mushrooms having a billion genders... Gender is so fake and animals (and people!) prove it and I love it 

And in a change of tone - Vultures can turn a body into a skeleton in under five hours!