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i hope one day if karen shetty being a biter as a way to show her affection becomes a popular headcanon , u guys know me as the person that came up with it 🩵
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everyone has ti understand games titled like this shaped my childhood amd who i am as a perosn now
#☆ chatting !#JOKING KIND OF#looking back why the hell were these games titled like this. uu cldnt even have a harem in this game
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Google how to tell if your friend hates you
#juiceboxy speaks#JOKING kind of#but also not really they have been ghosting me for hours the pain is real
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once you hit adulthood a day will come when you’re suddenly like VEGETABLES 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 and it never goes away
#talks#its not about previously disliking vegetables.#I specified adult just because of the way my body started decomposing and rotting once i went meals without.#also i was just making a joke abt myself getting randomly more into vegetables one day. its really not the kind of one sentence post#that should justify weirdly accusatory assumptions
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bring back zooterkins, the best 17th-century swear word
I don't normally do Just Characters Swearing, but. ...this kind of wrote itself and then wouldn't leave my head. it comes from both a piece of character-writing advice that has always stuck with me, and also my conviction that Leona is 1000% funnier as a character if his dialogue has to stay G-rated. let Kalim say fuck, but don't let Leona say bastard.
(I'm sorry)
#art#twisted wonderland#(sort of atemporally somewhere between episodes 6 and 7?)#(i - i wanted that lilia joke okay)#long post#tumblr went 'you can post up to 30 images now :)' and i was like well okay then#anyway once again i'm sorry#i'd say i don't know why i did this but actually it is because i wanted kalim to scandalize everyone#i tried to keep it...you know...tasteful. a tasteful amount of fucks.#hey remember how the framing premise for the original birthday interviews was that yuu worked for the school paper#because i have never forgotten. in my head they are still getting up to all kinds of wacky reporting hijinks.
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fucking hate it when the stuff everybody says "actually works" does actually work.
hate exercising and realizing i've let go of a lot of anxiety and anger because i've overturned my fight-or-flight response.
hate eating right and eating enough and eating 3 times a day and realizing i'm less anxious and i have more energy
hate journaling in my stupid notebook with my stupid bic ballpoint and realizing that i've actually started healing about something once i'm able to externalize it
hate forgiving myself hate complimenting myself more often hate treating myself with kindness hate taking a gratitude inventory hate having patience hate talking to myself gently
hate turning my little face up to the sun and taking deep breaths and looking at nature and grounding myself and realizing that i feel less burdened and more hopeful, more actually-here, that i am able to see the good sides of myself more clearly, that i am able to see not only how far i have to grow - but also how much growth i have already done & how much of my life i truly fill with light and laughter and love
horrible horrible horrible. hate it but i'm gonna do it tho
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#lancôme#lancome#trésor#1954#1950s#perfume bottles#necklace#1k#objectum#kind of bummed that the joke version (worcestershire sauce) is why this got so many notes because that bottle is so sexy#i shouldn’t complain actually. i opted for no caption. it’s free real estate
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Please hold transgender women dear in your heart this international women’s day. Love and respect the trans women around you please.
#Please give a transgender woman 2000 dollars this international women’s day.#all jokes aside please be kind and loving to trans women we don’t get a lot of it. look out for your trans women friends and be smart about#how you treat them <:^) Do more than just shit on the ceo or whatever. uplift and love trans women
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there was a period of time during the early days of Neopets wherein they would redesign an older pet. in order to pick a redesign they'd offer a poll with a few different options, like this:
but during 2001—2004 they would do polls with several completely normal, similar-looking options and then one (1) just completely messed up option that they never acknowledged or explained
my personal favorite was the Gelert one
#neopets#neotag#mynci#kougra#gelert#outdesign posts things#I like the mutant gelert we got but I also kind of unironically wish that messed up design was the mutant#presumably these were joke options but you could vote on them which makes me wonder what they would've done if the gag option won#greatest hits
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jeremy can be a brunette AND a blond
#this js low quality because if i spent more than 30min-1hr on a joke it is no longer a joke#i also wantef to finish this before i go to bed#my art#aftg#all for the game#jeremy knox#jean moreau#neil josten#i guess . hes kind of there#jerejean#i guess part two. is bleaching a guys hair for yhem romantic or whatever#the sunshine court
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exactly what you think it means
#my art#the apothecary diaries#apothecary diaries#knh#kusuriya no hitorigoto#knh maomao#maomao#jinmao#<kind of. like not really but sort of.#im sure this joke has been made like a billion times but i saw this and i was like literally her...#1k
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everyone needs to go to their silly youtubr and watch the this is my love mv btw. right now
#☆ chatting !#joking kind of#if uu did that wld be so cool actually !!!!!!!!! im sodibwjbdhd#sobbing
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“It feels like I’m wearing nothing at all~”
How I see the Minthara and Gale relationship. (Yes it’s a play on the classic Simpsons scene)
#bg3 fanart#galethara#webweave#gale dekarios#minthara baenre#yes he’s wearing wavemother it’s hard to tell because he’s kind of chibi back there lmao#this is a joke post mostly#but also serious#my art
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there are more genders on heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your women and gender studies class
#anna says#hamlet#horatio#this post is gonna go nowhere i can just feel it#i also kind of feel like someone has made this joke before#oh well#shakespeare#lgbt#gender#1k#2k
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Grimsleys voiceclaims are animal noises
#joking kind of#imagine whatever average husky middle aged man voice u have in ur head n then add that he hisses n barks n stuff#thats his voiceclaim. LOL
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ok um did you know that goldfish only have a three second memory (it’s not true) (it’s for the joke though) (fish have a longer memory but we have to ignore that for the joke) and so what if a fish was in a bowl (don’t put fish in bowls) (you shouldn’t do that but the joke needs to have the fish in a bowl) (it’s not good for the fish) and so uh there’s a fish. so there’s a fish and it only has three seconds of memory. and it’s swimming in a bowl (round bowl) and. no it’s okay I can start over so did you know a fact about goldfish (not a real fact) is they only have a three second memory-
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