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Chain snatcher got feelings too
guy with italian accent be like: "Dey/dem"
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Unfortunately this is funny as hell
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hold on. Was suck him good and hard through his jorts supposed to conjour the image of someone who has an unzipped fly because this entire time I've been imagining someone slurping on wet denim
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HELP i was watching off the hook perform and the angle i was at makes it look like pearl is being repeatedly set on fire 😭
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can't stop thinking about that one tweet that says "there's starbucks in egypt?" in response to the news of egypt's success in boycotting starbucks
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Eminem’s life story is actually mine
He took my wallet and lived on my dime
the film 8 Mile was based off me, for real
Eminem lied and i just couldn’t deal
So I moved to the burbs, under a house
Live in a crawl space, rap with a mouse :(
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