BatJokes Headcanons by Series:
Harley Quinn Show:
(This is my favorite Joker quote from this show! 😆)
- Complicated, long history. On again, off again boyfriends.
- Not together but still have feelings for each other.
- Bruce was legitimately happy for Joker having a new life and job…But he missed the old Joker too.
- Joker knows Batman/Bruce is a little crazy himself but he’s still shocked whenever he does something reckless and impulsive.
- They aren’t good for each other and they know it. Like they know each other’s vulnerable sides and their demons but neither are equipped to help them get better (with Joker not wanting to get better and Bruce turning to self-destruction rather than real help).
2004 Batman
- Night and day. Bruce is stability, peace, hope, and warmth while Joker is chaos, hate, destruction, and wacky.
- It’s rare, but there is a tenderness between them. Meeting on the roof at night, watching the sunrise, speaking freely and openly. Brief moments of peace and something more than just being enemies.
- Never said out loud, but Batman will come to save him if Joker was in danger. Similarly, Joker would protect Batman and his identity if he knew he was in trouble.
- ‘I love you’ is never said but they feel it.
Under The Red Hood
- Not good but ify. Depends on situation and/or circumstances (following canon versus fan fiction).
- They have a history together. Were a couple at one point but it’s complicated.
- All the ‘what could have been love songs’ mixed with the ‘not over you’ songs.
- Bruce is bitter, gloomy, and full of regret while Joker is crazy, out of control, and evil but both are violent and hate themselves more than anything else.
- Whatever is left of Joker’s former self deeply resents Batman for accidentally creating him but he’ll never show it. Bruce, meanwhile, wishes he could have known him before he became the Joker.
- If they were to get back together, it would require a decade’s worth of therapy.
- In an alternative universe where Batman and Joker were together and Joker continued to be a criminal (though not as deadly) and Jason still became the Red Hood, the bay family would be one heck of a complicated, dysfunctional, and kind of toxic family.
Lego Batman
- They got married and adopted Dick, the end!
- Fun dads. Bruce is the kickass, awesome dad with super cool cars and gadgets while Joker is the crazy and wild dad who knows all the best jokes and pranks.
- Pure wholesome love story. Just let it be!
- Joker was never really a criminal. Just a prankster who ultimately wanted to go out with Batman but didn’t know how to ask so he annoyed him instead. 😆
- Found family that makes each other better people!
- Very affectionate. Hand holding, fixing each other’s hair, hugs and kisses, Everyday is Valentine’s Day for them!
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I like how in The Batman, Batman kind of just… talks to Joker sometimes. Like he doesn’t threaten him most of the time, he’s just like “What the fuck are you doing now dude ?” Most of the time. He’s just so tired.
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“Besides there are worse names. I know I’ve been called them.”
This line makes me wonder what kind of verbal abuse Joker may have suffered in life-even before he became the joker.
That and if he still feels any pain from having been called those things in the past and if it still hurts even now as the Joker when he is called them.
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Semi-public smut headcanons for 2004 joker?
2004 joker x reader
Gn!reader,warning: semi public smut
He'll be so happy whenever you ask for something new!
He'll go into it w/ out saying a word.
He'll give you so many kisses you can hardly breath. He'll be all over you, he'll even forget you guys are in public.
Hes very touchy while it. Snuggling up to you.
He'll lick ur neck to make you even more flustered. And dirty talk
A blush appears on his face while you moan and look at him so innocently.
If you top him he'll be a blushing mess. He'll mostly grunt and whimper.
Kiss him 'till his out of breath. Tug on his cloths. Give him hickeys, those make him moan so sweetly.
Hes very loud when he comes. You think someone might have heard yall.
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