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esha-isboogara · 1 year

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how long the jojos last during no nut november

i stole borrowed this idea from @garoujo i loved their jujutsu kaisen version of this and just KNEW i had to make my own!!!

✰nothing too crazy but it’s still kinda nsfw, mentions of sex and all that, blah blah minors dni

jonathan: december 1st - being the most innocent of the jojos he is bound to last the entire month. his sex drive is not as high as most men his age plus he always enjoys a good challenge. he asked you multiple times if you were willing to do this and once you agreed it was set in stone. the hardest part of the month is hearing you beg for his cock night after night, having to deny you for so long takes a toll on him. jojo wants nothing more than to fill you up with cock,pumping you full as you cry for more ;) both of you get this wish when the month is over

joseph: november 2nd- when he first heard the idea he was thrilled. he was convinced he could coax you into failing within the first week,breaking you down with subtle touches and deep kisses. alas this was only a plan. when he woke up the next day with a bad case of morning wood he had to relieve it one way or another. joseph tried for maybe ten minutes to ignore it but gave up as soon as he took a good look at you sleeping form. oh god how could he resist you when you look so pretty.

caesar zeppelli: november 4th- at first he was totally opposed to the challenge, thinking it only to be juvenile and crude. but when he was made aware of joseph participating he was more than willing to take part in the game. caesar liked to think he had the self control of a god, able to resist even the most beautiful of temptresses. it turns out he’s not as strong as he had once thought. all it took was the sight of you stepping out of the shower and he was out. he won’t let you bring it up around jojo though, he may have lost the competition but he still has his pride.

jotaro kujo: november 27th- oh he was so close to lasting the entire month. jotaro is able to control himself to an insane amount. it didn’t matter how much you teased him, small touches, dirty things whispered in his ear, cute little outfits jotaro held on strong. one day you dropped by his office to give him a stack of papers he forgot at home and for some reason that broke him. you were just so kind and thoughtful how could he not reward you. he took you right there on his desk, loving the way your ass bounces as he pounds into you. jojo is a bit disappointed he didn’t last the entire month but you’re quick to comfort him and praise him for how well he did.

noriaki kakyoin: november 18th- the man is a gamer at heart so you best believe he’s down to participate in a boss fight of sorts. he takes the challenge the most seriously out of all the guys. he will not give in to absolutely anything. wellll that is until you kneel down between his legs while he was in the middle of a game and gave him those eyes. he didn’t want to lose he really didn’t but fuck you were just so beautiful knelt before him. after a round or two he admitted to tapping out of the competition. he’s super chill about losing and makes up for the lost time for the rest of the month ;)

josuke higashikata: november 15th- okayasu gave him the idea and he was so excited to pitch it to you. he was always the competitive type so he was more than happy to compete. for the next two weeks he kept his distance not wanting to slip up. but alas he is still a teenage boy and he has his needs. one particular day while embracing you he felt his cock twitch and he knew that was it. next thing you knew you were being dragged into an empty closed and fucked out of your mind. despite not lasting the whole month you have to commend him for keeping it together for as long as he did.

okuyasu nijimura: november 11th- he over heard the concept of the game from a few of his fellow classmates during math and figured it was worth a try. not like he anything better going on. the first week was smooth sailing for him, he had not one impure thought the entire time. but alas he is still a teenage boy the hormones are bound to start raging eventually. it wasn’t too hard to break the boy down. you bent down to pick something up off the floor and he just couldn’t help it anymore. all it took was a few thrusts and he was done. unlike other guys his age he wasn’t embarrassed that he failed the challenge. honestly he’s kind of glad he didn’t make it. now he doesn’t have to hold himself back any longer.

giorno giovanna: november 30th- the only reason he lasted as long as he did is because he’s a busy man, running the mafia and such. he didn’t have the time to worry about rearranging your guts while drugs plagued the streets of italy. don’t you worry though, once he manages to get a day off he will make sure your needs are properly taken care of.

mista guido: november 1st-the amount of self control this man has is close to none. if he starts to feel horny no matter where or when he will indulge in his urges. when you bring up the idea of no nut november to him he agrees in the beginning. but after a few hours he decides he doesn’t want to do it anymore. this man is fucking whipped and he is proud of it.

#jojo has ruined me #i can’t have normal thoughts ever again #not that i had them to begin with #i enjoy having jojo thots #jjba smut #jojos bizzare adventure #jojos bizarre adventure smut #jonathan jostar x reader #joseph jostar x reader #caeser zeppeli x reader #jotaro kujo x reader #noriaki kakyoin x reader #josuke higashikata x reader #okuyasu nijimura x reader #giorno giovanna x reader #guido mista x reader

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tenkox · 5 months

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enrico!!! truly The Priest of all time

additional warm up sketch under the cut :)

#jojo's bizarre adventure #jjba fanart #jjba part 6 #stone ocean #enrico pucci #my art #jjba has been ruining my life for the past couple of months #god help me #anyway...pucci...

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chaoticshark98 · 2 years

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The silly

#the jojos ppl ruined the king crimson tag on tumblr #whats a arbacchio #jjba #jojos bizzare adventure vento aureo #jjba part 5 #moody blues #sticky fingers #am i using these tags right cause i dont want them to show up on the actual bands tag lol #like all i can think off is the #shit makes me laugh every time #the sillies

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hdusa · 1 month

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hey what’s your favorite jojos part also do u fw fugio (the ship) :3

I think 5 takes it but 4 is very closely behind I’m actively rewatching it right now and god I love it so much. Also I think that is an interesting ship choice me personally I haven’t really shipped any characters from JoJo other than like actual relationships within the show.

#hello it is me princezam #I think my overall ranking which is insane and everyone hates is 5 4 2 6 3 1 #they’re all really good I just find 3 too long and 1 too short and lacking substance #I still love Jonathan even tho his parts last #when I first watched the show I thought he was gonna become Jotaro 😭#Like on some Dio ruined my life I’m gonna take up a new identity type shit I didn’t even know there were multiple jojos #Best show I’ve gone into completely blind for

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spicypussywave · 7 months

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Do people actually think OF is ruined? There is one more episode but we're not giving it a chance now? I thought everyone who's watching trusted Jojo and team with the show

#genuine qs bcs i don't understand how it's all ruined now?#we wouldn't even know it had been edited if they didn't tell us about it?#the only annoying part i found was Cheum's character #but idek if it's part of their plan #idg where they didn't give justice to the characters #only friends #only friends the series #naomivents #also it's fine to listen to feedbacks bcs you don't want it to be hated in the end #why risk the show by ignoring the feedbacks #we literally wouldn't have known about it #jojo was the writer AND directer #(correct me if im wrong)#so saying HE doesn't know his character enough is ????

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whos-hotter-jjba · 3 months

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May the best Joseph win!

#they massacred my boy's personality after part 2 #i know this is about looks not personality i just have to vent about how they RUINED my boy in part 3 #and don't get me STARTED on part 4 #anyway #he's such a good looking old man in part 3 but part 2 joseph is still peak #joseph joestar #jojo no kimyou na bouken #jojo's bizarre adventure #jjba #battle tendency #stardust crusaders #diamond is unbreakable #who's hotter jjba #versions of a character poll

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corpsoir · 2 years

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"i don't want a cure, i want to stay sick"

#closeup of their ADORABLE HAPPY FACES under the cut #so il postino ruined me.#hashtag girl moment #let bruabba smile more PLEASE #jojo's bizarre adventure #vento aureo #golden wind #bruabba #leone abbacchio #bruno buccellati #bruno bucciarati #corps art

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incorrect-jojolands-quotes · 5 months

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Do the Sussy Smugglers have pets?

paco says:

I had this pitbull mix or SMTH when I was a kid. He helped me through my toughest times and was the reason why I managed to fight my dad back. I called him Musashi because I thought that was how Musubi was spelled back them. Names stuck tho. He got too sick for me to take care of so I gave him to Dragona and Dragona told me they sent him to a farm in New Jersey that their grandad owned bc fresh air would make him better or SMTH. I heard he likes to run in the fields. IM missing him alot RN I wonder how hes doing. Apparently theres no cell or internet there or whatever so I get letters and pics from the grandad sometimes. Musashi looks so happy & Healthy FR Im gonna get rich so I can visit my dog one day.

dragona says:

anon, i beg of you. do not say ANYTHING. please...

#the jojolands #jojo part 9 #jjba #jojos bizarre adventure #jjba part 9 #jojolands #jjba jojolands #ask me anything #anon ask #ask the sussy smugglers #ask paco laburantes #ask dragona joestar #tbh due to how expensive living is and how most places charge hella or don't allow pets i don't think the gang have any at least legally #dragona and jodio probably took care of fish they won at carnivals every now and then #given how possibly frugal usagi's mom is bc they're living on insurance payout he probably doesn't have pets #unless you count wild animals he randomly feeds with spoiled food scraps #do not ruin paco's only remaining innocence i beg of you this is the only good thing in his life so far #paco laburantes #dragona joestar #but yeah rare dragona is nice to paco moment #if paco dies he dies believing musashi is still on the farm #for those who don't realize the context dragona had the dog put to sleep and lied to paco so that he isn't sad #i will delete any messages of ppl telling paco

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twunkus · 7 months

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transfem astarion started out as a 'wouldnt that be neat haha' thing for me but it is so serious now its not funny anymore. its real

#bg3 has ruined my life #i havent wanted to talk abt it here bc most of u follow me for jojo stuff but oh my god!!!! bg3!!!!!! *explode*

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beautifulgirl223 · 1 year

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Part 2 to whatever I wrote yesterday

Hey! So uh...I wrote a part 2 anyways even though I’m shit at writing smut. But wanted to give it a shot anyways. I also didn’t read this one over either : D Once again, I wrote this with Eustass Kid in mind cause I’m a mega simp, but y’all go crazy

Take some warnings :) CW: Rough sex? Breeding kink for sure (let me know if I missed anything)

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The breath was stolen from your lungs as your body bounced on the bed from how hard he threw you onto it. You barely caught it back before his lips captured yours in a heated, desperate kiss. Wrapping your arms around his neck to bring his body ever closer to yours. Needing to feel his weight on top of you.

Being reminded of his strength, he ripped your bottoms off your body and immediately pressed his clothed dick against your crotch that was still covered behind your underwear. Your arousal extremely evident as the fabric around your crotch was noticeably darker than the rest of the garment.

Pulling away from your mouth, his hands gripped your hips as he forced you to press down harder against him as his eyes moved down to where the two of you touched.

“I’m going to absolutely ruin this cute body of yours,” he managed to say through strained teeth. His ability to talk almost no longer evident. You quickly struggled to yank your top off. Feeling too restrained by it hugging your body. The only feeling you desired was his bare skin pressed intensely into your own.

Running your hands along the expanse of his shoulders you forced his head down to yours so you could whisper into his ear.

“You’re taking too long,” you managed to chuckle, “Just do it already,” you conclude with a nip to his ear.

It was all he needed to hear before he leaned back and off the bed and forced his underwear down his legs. Before you could lift your body to take your own off, the lower half of your body was dragged to the edge of the bed and your thighs now pressed against your chest as he forced your body to bend in half. The sound of fabric tearing was louder than the heavy breathing between you both as he tore a hole in your underwear with ease. Too needy to even bother trying to take them off.

You hated to admit that his actions made your arousal heighten. He wanted you so bad that he was willing to destroy whatever got in his way. While you made a note to scold him about ruining clothes later, you lifted your hips to present yourself to him. It felt good to feel desired.

“Look at this needly little hole. Just begging me to fill it up huh?” With one arm keeping your legs folded while the other teased your entrance. The twitch was involuntary as you felt his fingers dance around the place where you wanted him to fill you desperately.

“P-please no more teasing…” you whined. Scratching at his arm to try and entice him into fucking you.

“I have to prep you,” his voice was an octave lower. He was struggling to hold onto any resemblance of self control that he had. His statement making your heart melt. Even at his wits end as he desperately held back on his instincts, he wanted to make sure that you were okay through and through.

“Babe. T-thank you. But I’m ready. Please please please just fuck me already. I need it. I need you inside of me.” Tears were forming in your eyes as one managed to slip past and roll down your cheek. He was depriving you of what you needed. You needed him to take care of you like he always did.

And you wanted to make him feel good.

“A-are you sure? I don’t wanna hurt you…”

You couldn’t help but let out a small huff of annoyance. Your body aching for release.

“Fuck me until I forget how to breathe.”

Guess it was all the reassurance he needed. Quickly grabbing the bottle of lube on the side of your shared bed and applied some, groaning at the feel. Even though you gave him permission, he would still rather be safe about it.

When he pushed the head of his dick into you, you stopped breathing completely. Regardless of how often you slept together, each time always felt like the first.

He slowly pushed every inch of him inside of you until he bottomed out. His pelvis pressing against your ass.

You both let out sighs of relief as you both finally got what you craved.

Your body held onto him tight. Terrified that he might decide to leave you empty and wanting. Refusing to let him go. His entire body shook with pleasure as you tightly gripped his dick. Fighting back his urge, and holding himself back from the desire to ruin you. Wanting to give you time to adjust to him, not wanting to cause you any pain. He didn’t understand how you felt tighter each time.

“I’m f-fine. P-please move. Fuck me already,” you pleaded from underneath him.

He rearranged his hands so that now one hand held one leg and he spread you out further below him. Getting ready to give you what you both wanted. Your last sentence is what broke him.

“Use me.”

Pushing your legs further into your chest to raise your hips a bit more, he withdrew almost completely. Any protest that was getting ready to fall from your lips was cut short as he braced his feet onto the ground slammed back into you. Effectively shutting you up.

His pace was brutal as he finally gave into his primal urges to absolutely ruin you. His hips continuously slapping against your ass as his nails dug into your skin.

Your mind now completely lost to the pleasure as he completely and utterly destroyed you from the inside.

Yesyesyesyesyesyes fell from your lips as you grabbed onto his hands that were latched onto your legs. The feeling of his dick pummeling your insides, and brutally hitting that sweet spot over and over made you see stars.

When he pushed you down harder into the mattress, your eyes flew open. The added stimulation in addition to his filthy words made your stomach tighten. This orgasm felt different. Too intense.

The coil in your stomach tightened faster and faster with each thrust he fed you. Your toes curled as the pressure in your lower body became heavier and heavier. You were almost worried at how fast he had managed to get you there. This would be the fastest you ever came, and you could tell it was going to be intense.

You couldn’t hear how desperate you sounded with the sounds of wet skin slapping. Begging him to go faster. Harder. And all he could do is oblige. The sound of his partner beneath him, begging him to fuck them only fueled his desire as he pressed them harder into the mattres. Chasing his own release as he fucked you how he pleased. Leaning more of his body weight onto you as he used you like a toy. He draped both of your legs over one of his arms as he brought his now free hand down to where you were connected.

“G-god you feel so tight and hot around me sweetheart. You feel,” he stopped as he grinded down into you, “Absolutely amazing.” He began to rub that part of you in an attempt to get you over the edge. “I feel how close you are. You gonna cum? Gonna cum while I split you open?” His resolve was slipping. He was so close to finishing himself, but he at least wanted to get you off first before he did.

“Waitwaitwait s-slow down,” you whined. Trying to move away from the hand that was rubbing you. If he got you off like this, then you wouldn’t be able to control yourself. This one was going to be too strong.

Your attempts to run were futile as he once again gave you another reminder of his strength. Unbothered by your words, he only pushed you into the mattress further, keeping you still for him.

“Don’t run from it sweetheart,” he grunted. Slamming into you harder. “I’m only giving you what you wanted. ‘Member?” Your annoyance on how he was able to speak so clearly was quickly dominated by the haze your brain felt.

There was no escaping his brutal treatment. He was going to make you cum and you just had to lie back and take whatever it was that he wanted to give you.

You tried to hold it back a bit longer until his words tipped you over.

“Come on sweetheart. Let go for me. I got you. I’m right here.”

You found yourself unable to breathe as your orgasm raced through your body. Starting at your crotch and it shot through the rest of you. You took in a deep breath as a loud groan left your body. Unable to tear your eyes away from his lustful stare, you looked at each other as one of the most powerful orgasms you ever had took hold of every nerve in your body.

Strings of thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou fell from your lips as he fucked you through your orgasm. Mesmerized by how you came undone underneath him. You couldn’t breathe as he began to fuck you even harder. Groaning loud as he felt you squeeze the life out of him.

“F-fuck. There you go sweetheart. Feels good don’t it? I’m right there behind you,” he got out as he pounded you with no mercy. You were milking him for everything he had, and he sure was gonna give it to you.

“W-where do you want me?” He gritted out as he felt himself being pushed to the edge.

You barely had the capacity to speak, as you were still coming down from your high.

“Inside,” you managed to squeak out as you remembered how to breathe. You felt him twitch at your words.

“Yeah? Want me to fill you up?” he breathily chuckled, “Want me to breed you like a good little toy?”

“Yesyesyes please breed me,” you didn’t care how depraved you sounded. The only thing on your mind was to get him off just as hard as he did you.

It only took a couple more thrusts until his own powerful orgasm ripped through his body. His arms fell from underneath your legs and he let them fall as you wrapped them around his midsection to bring him closer to you. His forearms fell on either side of your head as he let out pornographic moans into your ear as he released inside of you. Slumped over your body as he made sure not to crush you with his full body.

You felt his dick twitch as he pushed his dick as far into you as your bodies would allow as he let his orgasm ride through him. Slightly thrusting with each twitch of his dick to ensure not a single drop would escape.

Finally feeling relieved, you wrapped your arms around his neck and brought him into a lazy kiss. His body weight feeling nice over your used body. Your own personal heated weighted blanket. He tiredly, yet happily returned your kiss as he let himself soften inside of you.

After a few moments of catching each other’s breath, he slowly and gently pulled out of you. Mindful to not try and overstimulate either of you as you both were still sensitive. He unwrapped your legs from around him and picked up your limp body from the bed and held you close to him.

You went to complain how you weren’t ready to move yet only for him to fall back onto the bed on his back with you on top of him. Cradling his chest.

The effects of the chocolate now completely wore off as you both basked in the feeling of being held by the other. The aftercare you both desired after any session was to just be with each other.

“Looks like I kept my promise in making you forget how to breathe,” he joked after a few moments of silence.

You couldn’t help but laugh, and lightly slap at his chest. Relishing how his chest vibrated with his own laughter.

“You may be right, big guy. But let’s not forget who actually won the challenge,” you boasted. Basking in your victory. He kissed his teeth in fake annoyance.

“Whatever,” he grumbled. Wrapping his arms tighter around your body. “I will not be making the mistake of eating that much of that shit ever again. Those last moments before we fucked were absolute torture.”

“That’s what you get for eating 4 servings of it,” you chided him. Closing your eyes. Sleep was beginning to fall over you.

“Well I’m winning next time we do this. I won’t lose again,” he said as he pulled a blanket over you both.

You didn’t say anything back, but hummed in somewhat agreement. If it meant he would fuck you like that again, it didn’t matter who won the stupid challenge.

#one piece x reader #one piece #jujustsu kaisen x reader #jujustu kaisen #attack on titan x reader #attack on titan #jojo's bizarre adventure x reader #JoJo's Bizarre Adventure #who else do y'all simp for #self insert #male character x reader #eustass x reader #eustass kid could ruin me and I would say thank you

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doodleplus · 2 years

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do you think they had a moment to themselves, after everything?

#jjba #bruabba #bruno bucciarati #leone abbacchio #jojo part 5 #golden wind #vento aureo #and oh hey the words are mine this time. wild #they have ruined me

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maxwell-grant · 2 years

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Jojo bingo: Father Pucci

And that brings us our second bingo

If Jonathan and Dio are my favorite characters sharing a kind of number one position together, Pucci is in a bloody contest with Jolyne and Jotaro for number two. I would even argue that he's the best JoJo villain. Even with his significantly more nuanced and calmer personality compared to them, he’s just as gloriously over-the-top and ridiculously funny at points as the other main JoJo baddies. He has two of my absolute favorite Stands in the series (Whitesnake alone deserves a separate post for how much it’s personality and powers add to Pucci, who is already complex and fascinating and horrifying even without a Stand that has an entirely separate personality), he’s pro-active and vicious as a main villain to an extent the series hadn't seen since Phantom Blood Dio, he grows in power and scope and personality over the part, he’s psychologically disturbing and fucked up to an extent I'd argue surpasses Kira (y’know, the fetish-based serial killer), he adds a ton to Dio's character and his story culminates in him growing into a bigger, badder and better villain than DIO and, just, Pucci is incredible. There couldn't be a better villain to wrap up the original JoJo saga. One of the greatest villains of all time ever.

I feel like out of all the main JoJo villains, Pucci is the only one who does pull off being morally grey (Valentine really isn’t, he’s a silver-tongued imperialist torturer and J.Geil-tier disgusting creep who’s just good enough at appropriating heroic imagery that he’s convinced himself and a good chunk of the readership (and the Eyes of Heaven writers apparently) that his deeply selfish and unfathomably monstrous plan is noble and selfless and patriotic. He’s a good and layered villain, but morally grey he isn’t). Having significantly lesser crimes compared to the others, more human reasons and more concrete goals, all of which doesn’t do that much to make him sympathetic, quite the opposite. Pucci is horrifying for a myriad of reasons, some of which have to do with the fact that we’re allowed to understand him and his backstory and his goals, and get in his headspace in a way that’s only really reserved for protagonists. Pucci is one of the best examples of how audience sympathy can be used to make villains more resonating and even more horrifying. Pucci is horrible, awful, even described as “the evil that doesn’t know that it’s evil, the worst evil there is”. And we walk through his journey every step of the way.

Sometimes this moral greyness gives way to people arguing Pucci wasn’t so bad or that he was the only JoJo villain not motivated by selfishness, which I kinda disagree with. Because while it’s true Pucci doesn’t think of himself as selfish and genuinely believes he’s doing everyone a favor, Pucci’s plan is monstrous, and to pull it off he commits the most unfathomably selfish deed in the entire series. He quite literally breaks the universe and rebuilds it again in order to strip agency from everyone, HIMSELF INCLUDED (even if he does have more power over it than everyone else), so that everyone will accept the fate that’s decided for them and never try to defy fate. This, he argues, is born of “resolution eradicating despair”, which further cements Pucci as a Joestar-gone-wrong, in that he quite literally turns the driving ethos of the series against itself, against the universe and the Joestars. And he wins.

No one has any agency, no one's decisions matter, no one’s at fault for anything. Pucci rewrote the universe so that he’d fundamentally never be responsible for his sister's death, by making it so that she not only never really existed to begin with (since the dead do not carry over with their souls and personalities intact), but even if she did, she would have just learned it’s inevitability ahead of schedule and accepted it and be happy for it, just like everyone else, nothing anyone (certainly not him) could have ever done about it. And this? I find this to be a level of ghastly selfishness somehow scarier than anything DIO did, because it’s so much more human, so much more tragic, and so much more fucked up existentially.

(People have argued a bit over whether or not this goal fits DIO’s character and there’s room to argue both ways, but even putting aside Eyes of Heaven (which is thankfully non-canon, but it’s take on Heaven DIO was designed with input from Araki himself, which counts for something), the plan outlined in DIO’s Diary was always meant to be fulfilled by a friend and not DIO himself)

And I think this is part of why I’m so strongly in that “Everyone is wrong about them” camp because, people consistently mischaracterize Pucci as only a couple of steps above the average DIO flunky, or someone motivated by a romantic love towards DIO (putting aside the age thing, DIO’s Diary quite literally states that Pucci would have been the wrong person if this was the case), or even non-canon spin-offs that depict Pucci as someone who’d immediately abandon Heaven if DIO was still around to boss him. I fundamentaly disagree with this because Pucci adheres to the same theme of legacy that defines Jolyne. And much like Jolyne, who has to battle for the sake of her lineage and the universe, needs to be better than Jotaro, needs to succeed where Jotaro failed (which she does through rescuing Emporio), Pucci has to be better than DIO. Stone Ocean is the glorious apocalyptic book-end to Phantom Blood, with Jolyne, at the end of the world, forcing herself into becoming the final Ultimate JoJo and wrangling along whatever reality-warping weirdos she can, as she desperately tries to catch up to the new Ultimate Evil who's running away with the plot so fast nobody can catch him until the end.

Pucci surpasses DIO, in terms of power (he attains a Stand that surpasses all other time-based Stands, including the one that defeated The World), scope and accomplishment (he single-handedly disabilitates DIO’s arch-enemy with relative ease and then kills him by turning his time stopping power against him, as well as the current JoJo and the entire supporting cast that accompanied her, and recreates the world into one where the Joestars cannot do anything against him, and only loses because he, like Dio, goes too far and targets an outsider ally to the Joestars). Pucci isn’t DIO’s 2nd in command or partner or flunky, or DIO-lite, Pucci is superior to DIO, he’s DIO’s ultimate accomplishment, the supreme power he attains over Destiny and the Joestars, within the text. When they do JoJo mega crossovers like Jorge Joestar and Eyes of Heaven, they downplay Pucci’s agency and beef up DIO’s powers to be some multiversal world-challenging menace, just so he won’t be lagging behind Pucci, who already is that in-canon.

Pucci is horrible because he makes use of every resource at his disposal, everything that the protagonists have, everything that the Joestar bloodline has used over the centuries, Pucci turns against them. Enrico Pucci’s endgame is to rewrite the history and ethos of JJBA itself so he may wrench defeat from the jaws of victory forever, and he succeeds, and I love that this is not at all an exaggeration of what he does.

Pucci is horrible because everything he does stem from his complete inability to analze himself and admit wrongdoing, to even recognize his cruelty and malice as such, he has such a gargantuan moral and personal blind spot that even his Stand, the rageful melting spectre he bosses around to corrupt and kill people and strip away their memories or give them dangerous powers, is shown to be more introspective and reflective and humorous than the human who wields it, who has to yell at it occasionally to get things done.

He compartmentalizes everything that comes his way and interprets everything so that he never has to have his worldview challenged, never has to question himself, never has to regret anything that ever happened to him or that he ever did. Everything was fated to be. Everything is a test that everyone, including him, must pass, ergo, he’s on even odds with everyone else. If he fails or fucks up, he’s being tested, ergo, he will eventually succeed. If others fail or fuck up, they’re to be disposed of, such is the order of things. If he succeeds or something goes his way, it was fated to be. If others get the upperhand, he’s being tested by fate, and since fate demands him to survive and complete his mission, he’s got permission to destroy and kill whoever’s holding him back.

If he does horrible things, well, what’s a few corpses, or a hundred thousand, for the good of the entire world? Would you make their sacrifices meaningless by stopping him? Everything is fated to be, and fate is on his side, not yours. He’s DIO’s God’s chosen. If The Lord wanted him to stop, he’d have chosen someone else, he’d have died by now, but he didn’t, so it falls on him to drag mankind kicking and screaming into the better tomorrow his friend showed him. He barrels through the story with this mindset and even dies screaming it, screaming at Emporio and the vengeful power of the brother he murdered that they just don’t understand anything.

His backstory is so fucked up because we see how he was wronged by fate and circumstance time and time again, how he was just confused and looking for answers, but for all intents and purposes he was a good kid trying to do what was best for everyone. He went to a seminary to find answers, to alleviate his guilt over his (at the time) dead twin brother, to learn about how to find happiness for himself and others. A horrid situation was thrust into his lap by no fault of his own, and he tried to handle it with the least amount of harm to all parties, and he fucked up catastrophically. And that moment, that awful moment, where he finds Pearla’s body and has a moment of self-realization, where he briefly understands he is to blame and, is on the cusp of kickstarting the path that should have lead him to becoming a better person, a morally responsible person, and then

fucking

DIO

who immediately provides Pucci with the escape hatch out of the Painful Moral Growth path, who fills his head with poison and stunts his growth by giving Pucci absolution on the terms that Pucci wanted, not the terms that Pucci needed. What started as seemingly the most benign thing DIO had ever done for anyone (healed a young priest’s malformed foot and left him some parting words) spiraled into the actual end of the universe as said priest, well, no longer needed God, once he figured that DIO could play the part for him, could provide him the answers the church wasn’t giving him, could alleviate his guilt and teach him what brings people together and alleviate his guilt and teach what makes someone happy and alleviate his guilt and alleviate his guilt and alleviate his guilt and alleviate his guilt and

As much as I stand by the idea that Pucci is DIO’s superior and his ultimate legacy, because this is DIO we’re talking about and all evil in-universe springs from him (Araki said as much in the post-scriptum for Vento Aureo that DIO embodies Destiny and Fate), Pucci is also, to an extent, a victim of DIO. This is also part why I fundamentally disagree with the idea that Stone Ocean softened DIO. I don’t agree with the idea that his pursuit of Heaven was out of character either (it was essentially what he’d always been looking for, trying to attain happiness by taking control over his destiny in increasing bids for power and self-transformation), and I don’t agree with the idea that this was out-of-character. I’d argue DIO’s much-vaunted manipulative charisma, while always present, had never once been depicted as horrifyingly thoroughly as it is here, when he truly lives up to the dark messiah image his followers in Part 3 described and when we see how thoroughly he was able to corrupt Pucci, even while doing seemingly nothing but being the priest’s friend at a time of need. Stone Ocean, I’d argue, makes DIO scarier and more godlike in a way no other part (and certainly not those crossovers that did push Dio into actual godhood) did.

I think Pucci is one of the few religious villains I’ve seen that I like because he’s much more interesting than just a condemnation of particular priests or the church as an institution, and he doesn’t go the obvious route of being an old white bigot (quite the opposite, since those types killed his family to begin with). Rather, he embodies so many kinds of thinking you see within religious circles or mindsets. “He works in mysterious ways”, “He saves all of us in the end”, “only His will matters”, “humans cannot possibly claim to understand His design”, “there is a point to the suffering”, “the suffering will be worth it if you trust Him”, “look out for His signs even if you don’t understand what they are for”, “your suffering on Earth will be nothing compared to how much better your life will be in Heaven”, “trust those that He sends your way to guide you”, “trust not those who fall into the path of evil, the path that is not His”, “your enemies deserve salvation as well even if they don’t know it”, there’s just, so much you could dissect here, in terms of how Pucci speaks to the experience of religious thinking, or even just believing in the existence of God even if you’re not specifically christian or religious (...see why I put up there why I’m a little scared to admit I relate to, or at least kind of get, Pucci? Sometimes I think of Pucci as almost a big Mr.Hyde to the collective experience of everyone who grew up religious and had that shape their worldview whether they wanted or not.).

Pucci, a man every bit driven by the same unsatiable black hole that DIO has (just replace “ambition” with “guilt”), takes all of these, and drives them to an unfathomably horrifying, yet entirely plausible, conclusion. Spearheaded by tangible proof that yes, Fate is real, Heaven is real, and he can make it happen, no, he’s the one assigned by higher powers to make it happen, so long as he just does this and that and gets rid of some vile enemies of his that would rather have all of mankind suffer before letting him win. But, no matter, the sinners always get their due, in the end.

I hate that Netflix’s release schedule killed the Stone Ocean hype but, no matter, nothing can take away from how great it is and how great Pucci is. Not quite my favorite but one I’d easily argue is the best villain in the series, the perfect apocalyptic pilgrim JoJo needed to bring the end of all things and the birth of countless new ones.

Also, I always read Stone Ocean and applied DIO’s OVA theme to Pucci’s scenes. I love his anime theme, but I will always think of this as Pucci’s theme first and foremost.

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