JOJO MY BELOVED!!!!!!

jojo from horton hears a who is so todd anderson coded he even sounded his barbaric yawp over the rooftops of whoville

They're all literally me rn

any really random emos submitted? some that are super obscure?

Not really obscure but I will say I did not expect multiple Eeyore submissions

mmmYeah whatever

one time i had too much of an edible and was having a bad time so i called a friend to help me and they started sending me lazy town puppet pictures and it made it worse

I think if jojo mcdodd from horton hears a who were human he would look like alex wolff but if he was styled like gerard way

someone said i look like jojo mcdodd from “horton hears a who”, had to look him up since it’s been a long time since i’ve seen that movie, very accurate comparison

"you dress like buford phineas and ferb" "you dress like jojo from horton hears a who" let me out of here

PROPAGANDA (according to submissions)

Constantine!!

He's basically emo russian frog. He has that one black cloak too.

Jojo!!

He is lil emo boy incarnate. Wants his dad to understand him

Also!!

You're doing God's work (this was from the jojo submissions :D)

TY ALL SO MUCH FOR DOING THESE POLLS!!

Not going on anon cause I'm brave and bold and I love to be over familiar with strangers on the internet 💅✨ 27 for the SFW asks, I'm pretty sure it's the one about your childhood crush. To break the ice, I'll go first: It was JoJo from Horton Hears A Who 🤪

omgg HI, you ARE brave bein here on main!!!

I have a couple different answers for childhood crush, but both of them say a LOT abt how I turned out 💀💀💀 One of them was Jareth the goblin king from the Labyrinth, and another in that same vein is a character named Julian from a niche YA supernatural novel called The Forbidden Game. I also LOVEDDDD Jade from Victorious

most submitted characters so far?

Nico di Angelo, Zuko, Sasuke, shadow the hedgehog, Scourge, and straight up JoJo from Horton Hears a Who (who deadass has 15 submissions somehow)

some guy liked my profile on catholic match and the best way i can describes him is if jojo from horton hears a who was a meth addict who lives/games in his parents' basement and gets into the absolute most vile arguments on reddit

Seamless song splices, starring: Horton Hears A Who, and Prince of Egypt

Because if there's one thing I can't stand, it's random pops, clicks, and stutters between my music tracks, and after downloading and listening to at least five different releases of these albums to find that a whole entire none of them were actually seamless, I took it upon myself to do some quick(ish) audio editing. Here are the fruits of my labors!

I'll start with Horton Hears A Who, because John Powell is a musical superwizard and it is a Fucking Crime what they did to his work. (Seriously, look at this shit. That is the actual official soundtrack. Who approved this and where do I go to slap them?)

First, what I've titled as Opening Suite, which includes 'Fall From Tree', 'Cave of Destiny', and 'Jungle of Nool'. Because for some reason, as you can see from the soundtrack listing, whoever put the album together thought that splitting a two and a half minute song into three separate tiny chunks was a good idea. Now, I think we can all agree that they were abhorrently wrong, but rest assured that I have taken the time to correct that wrong.

Speaking of (far more horrific) wrongs, they also decided to chop this epic climactic masterpiece into four pieces! I have courteously rectified their music crimes, and titled the result as 'We Are Here!', given the whole story's theme and all (not to mention how those are the only words in the entire piece). This song includes 'Roping and Caging', 'We Are Here', 'Symphonophone', and 'Jojo Saves The Day'.

A similar wrong comes next, although it's at least somewhat more reasonable this time around. I've titled it A Big Ending, partially because it's the official title of the last of the three included songs, but also because...well, put all together, it is a really big ending. The first song is 'Hall of Mayors' (which briefly has How to Train Your Dragon vibes, in my opinion), while the middle and veritable bulk is taken up by 'Horton Suite' (i.e. the ending credits song - hence why it's so fucking long). 'Horton Suite' clocks in at nearly seven whole minutes, and is comprised of some very Suessical music that is worth every last second, and I don't care what anyone else says about that, I am Objectively Correct here.

With Horton Hears A Who out of the way, we come next to Prince of Egypt, which was similarly but at least less egregiously butchered. (Cuz I mean...at least 'Deliver Us' didn't get snipped up, right?)

First, Rally and The Plagues. I really only did this one because I wanted to listen to 'The Plagues', but hated how it didn't start cleanly. So, nothing much else to say about this one. Instead, I will take the time here to say that all four of the splices so far were easy-peasy - just a quick copy-paste and a cut of empty air between the waveforms of each file. The last one, though...

The last, and most important is When You Believe and The Red Sea, because 'When You Believe' just cuts off at the end, mid-note no less, which is clearly unacceptable to anyone with both ears and good taste. This splice...was significantly harder. It actively refused to splice clean in the same way as the prior works, up until I finally said 'fuck it', selected more than just empty air, made sure that the selection's ends were on the zero-crossing, and chopped away. BOOM. Clean splice, and - to my ear, at least - undetectable. I'm pretty pleased with it! If nothing else, I can finally listen to it without wincing at the very brief stutter between songs. (Granted, I'm not too jazzed about 'The Red Sea', but it does have some cool parts, and if nothing else, it ends nice and clean~)

Also, yes, I made those last two splices instead of sleeping, and then proceeded to make this post about all my audio editing nonsense instead of sleeping. Clearly, sharing the fruits of my labor is more important, both to me and hopefully to the other audiophiles out there who listened to these albums and also hated what was done to them. :)

(By the way, have a clean splice of 'The End.' and 'Dead!' by My Chemical Romance, too. Just for funzies.)

GOOD NIGHT!!!

my sister also admitted to me last night that she’d seen my posts of Cielbug on her dash, but she hadn’t paid attention to who was posting them or what they were and she thought it was weird fanart of Jojo from Horton Hears a Who

this guy

Do you guys remember way back before the Onceler and tumblr fandom culture when JoJo from Horton Hears a Who! had everyone in a chokehold