slowpez8: 🚨WEDDING DUMP PART 3 OF ????🚨
Happy 2024, these are from July 2023, which is actually perfect.
We’re moving on to the most important part of the night: DANCE. My question is: how many pics of our hot friends meeting God on the dance floor can you handle? Because I have about 500 more.
1) Dancers.
2) & 3) @mellowchihuahua & @thedeedsdonovan blessed us all this night. Joey and I wanted to make a version of the Cha Cha Slide that forced everyone to do a bunch of inane miming. We asked Nick to write it for us and he enlisted Denise to lead all the choreo/miming for everyone. They did the most incredible job! Having everyone on the dance floor committing so hard to this stupid dance was one of the best moments of my life!!! Thank you Deans!!!
4) - 9) Hot people meeting God!
10) The amazing DJ Dani from @dartcollective who kept the dance floor fuckin’ packed allll night and was a champ about the 3 million “must play” songs we gave her! Thank you Dani!!!
I’m panicking because I have so many more pics and everyone looked so good and I’ll never be able to post all of them, it kills me!!!!
Amazing 📸 by @annielesser !
The amount of digging, stalking and over analyzing that required for yall to now say “it was obvious” and “we were right all along” is one of the reasons they never went public with their relationship before actual marriage, just like Joey Richter and Lauren Lopez getting engaged and Keith and Becky habersberger out of nowhere telling they had a baby.
I’ve been a fan of smosh for like 12 years and the shipping (yes, I know they said they don’t care, but even if they said to stop yall wouldn’t anyway) and nitpicking every single interaction between cast members (I’m not even gonna get into the fanfics and inappropriate comments) were why I kept my interaction with the fandom to a minimum.
Im happy they’re married, really. I’ve been happy for other influencers before. The issue was never denial. I did wish it was a prank because I knew this exact response was going to happen.
This feels like fans were trying to out them when they weren’t ready. If they truly felt safe making the relationship public, they wouldn’t have gone to lengths they did to hide it. Poor Courtney probably had an engagement ring that she couldn’t wear because of fan reaction. I mean, I remember seeing proof of them together through reflections on a glass! It isn’t normal.
A similar situation has happened in a fandom before. Remember when fans were speculating about a Malec wedding in the shadowhunter finale? Finding every single piece of evidence on social media, bts footage, etc? And in the ending the characters got married? But you know why that wasn’t weird? They were fictional characters, made to entertain us, with story arcs. No actual person was at stake.
And you know, I love smosh and obviously this rant isnt directed towards the fans who are just surprised and happy for them (which I am too, congrats to them), but it still bother me.
Publicly, they were coworkers in a comedy channel who made jokes, played characters, played games, etc. Smosh has never been about romantic relationships between cast members and it saddens me that the fans made most of it about shipping when they have so much more to offer.
The point is, we are not entitled to information about their lives and speculate about it. Too bad this can’t be a learning experience because congrats, yall were “right all along”.
hartgracesarah: What a night! Joey & Lauren (& Diane, obviously) had such an amazingly fun wedding that I didn’t have my phone on me for most of it since I was too busy dancing the night away!
All I can say is that seeing those two beautiful, crazy kids get married was extremely special and I’m just very lucky to call them friends. I of course didn’t get a single picture with them 🤦🏻♀️ but here you go, a random collection of sweaty selfies with other beautiful friends (+ 1 vid) to commemorate the evening.
Congratulations you two! @ jonyricker @ slowpez8 💕✨#TheWorldsFirstWedding #OfficialJLoWedding