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some girl dad koo drabbles? Like protective and stuff🫶🏻
☆ jock!jk being a dad, he’s overprotective ur honor!
“but daddy i love him!”
jungkook doesn’t think much of it until moonbyul’s turning to look at him with a curious look on her face, “daddy what does that mean? why is she sad? is it because her daddy doesn’t wanna let her be with him?”
“yeah, because he’s a no good dirty bastard,” he lets the word slip before he realizes he cursed, “trust me baby, boys don’t know what they want, they’re good at running around pretending to be men.” he off handedly says, “my little girl deserves more than that don’t you think?” he chuckles.
moonbyul shrugs, “but a boy in my class gave me a valentines! he asked me to be girlfriend-boyfriend when we grow up.” she pouts.
“he what?!” jungkook nearly has a heart attack then and there, “who is this kid? who are his parents?”
“daddy’s he’s my friend sangwoo!” she whines.
his eye twitches in annoyance and anger, “friend huh..”
“mommy!!! daddy’s doing that weird thing again with his cheek, he’s scaring me!” moonbyul cries while running away.
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This is gonna be a very controversial opinion, but I don’t think it’s right that we’re getting an Eddie book before Steve. And Eddie’s dad in the play BEFORE Steve’s parents. He said before that his mom is well respected in town?? I love Eddie, I do, but I feel like Steve’s character deserves so much more respect and appreciation than what he’s usually given, and all the shit he’s went through doesn’t qualify for content? So he doesn’t have feelings on anything and he’s okay and a simp again??
#not jk making us all fall for Steve and saving his character from fate#only for the d bros to just think Steve is a dumb jock simp with no feelings or issues#like???#this isn’t eddie slander but I feel like Steve deserves spotlight first
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love when theyre grinning while punching each other in the face
#pwhl ny lb#edit: embarrassing I used the wrong they're just bc I like watching jocks doesn't mean I am one#(jk jk)
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does anyone know this drabble jock!jk series where reader and him are in an exclusive fwb thing but in one of the drabbles he supposedly flirts with a girl at a party. reader also has a rabbit who i believe is called luna and she’s roommates with jennie, also she’s kinda ‘dumb’ (there’s a drabble where she’s at one of jungkooks games and taehyungs there and she sits on his lap because she’s kinda dumb and jungkook sees and punches taehyung) 😭😭😭😭 PLEASE HELP ME FIND THIS FIC
update: ITS THE JOCK!JK SERIES BY @joonberriess
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it's so wild how i, person hasn't been in a gay bar since i was 15, always end up putting fanfictions into gay bars. like what's that about lmao
#jk. it's about queer community and alcohol culture in jock spaces and where's the easiest place to marry the two#this old man cuda yaoi really went off the rails#currently debating whether this sex scene should be a bit or should be sexy + a bit#i am thinking sexy + a bit just bc i don't think i've ever really nailed comedy smut in a way that satisfied me specifically#and i gotta keep working on that! you don't always feel big emotions during sex#sometimes you argue about whether or not shakir mukhamadullin would survive a san francisco gay bar while getting dicked down. yk#it's so funny how i made a huge commitment for my future today and i'm still out here posting cringe#fresno oilers.txt
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omg i think my bby 🧚🏻 anon suggested that i make an early 2000s au w y2k hyper fem core oc and like i loved the idea but my creativity is sparse but now im thinkin...
#ok imagine#v toxic couple#maybe exes even o.o#n oc is a prissy lil bitch#n jk is a cocky fuckboy jock#w h e w#idk maybe a bit too similar 2 practice but#love the aesthetic lol
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its about cycles, its about becoming the people who hurt you, its about the people who hurt you knowing how to hurt you in ways you never want to define, its about escape and living with the trauma, its about identifying flaws you can’t ever fully overcome, its about fear and doubt and the depths to which a soul can be drawn.
#shitpost#me one post: my fav character is the preppy jock#me in my next post: whatever the hell this is#jk i know exactly what im saying#its about protagonists both approaching trauma from VERY different angles but it radiates from the same source
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RAW, but it’s Seb and Sam.
This is a formal call for all stardew bachelor lovers we NEED to redraw them as XY Magazine covers !!
Also color palette stolen bc blonde hair huh,, much much love for @azuneechan ‘s Stardew art <3
#I like jocks now#jk#xy magazine#artists look at ittttttt and draw Alex PLEASE#I’m down so bad#stardew valley fanart#stardew valley sebastian#stardew valley Sam#sebastian sdv#sdv sam#sdv sebastian x sam#stardew sam x Sebastian#my writing
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Hey !
ik it'll sound strange but the fiction name you are asking about the jockjk and artists reader, I guess !
Well I was intrigued by this story too, stirred by how you intellect the summary of it !
So if you don't mind and if you get the hold of it's name or anything will you pretty please share it with us ?
hi anonie yes i will most definitely share it once i find it... if i ever do i'm sure it's out there someone and someone else might be familiar with it too i really hope so cause i can't get it out of my head and i would love to read it again
#answers💌#if i find this fic i will not shut up about it#i legit hope i find it#okay off to search some more keywords#jjk#jock jk#jungkook fanfiction
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Leopold I and Eugene of Savoy walked so modern Nerd x Jock pairings could ru- *a hoard of historians rightfully and violently grab me and whisk me off their conference podium to the back where there are sickening gunshots and I am never heard of ever again*
((turn on audio you will regret))
#Sigh. Every single disclaimer i do not sh*p real ppl dead or alive etc etc this is a joke blah blah#Leopold i#Emperor leopold i#Eugene of savoy#17th century#Holy roman empire#Hre#austrian history#Battle of vienna#Siege of Vienna#war of the spanish succession#I could probably find something poetic about Eugene being rejected by Louis XIV for being ToO uGLy for the french army only to be taken in#By straight up the ugliest ruler on earth at that point n terrorising the continent tgt that iSNT THERE but i am a wr*ter such is my curse#Also yea probably not that nerd x jock dynamic to a T but like. It Sure Was Some Kind Of Dynamic#Something™ about quiet theatre kid Leopold constantly depicting himself as a military man ((like Eugene!)) & being super generous with him#And Known Gays ((whether it was true or not)) Eugene describing Leopold as a father figure like the mUTUAL ADORATION....... Pls 🤡 me n WHO#Btw re Eugene Queer i truly dk enough about him to say but what straight person signs off in a mix of 3 different languages lmao ((jk))
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Okay idk if you did this before and only if you have time but can you like show us how the diferente jks look😫😫
HERE WE GO:
jock!jk sbd!jk flawless!jk stalker!jk
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the only reason to hook up with a jock, in my opinion, is to make cringe jokes about "omg I'm emo and you're a jock. this is just like wattpad."
this will trigger their flight or fight response. they will finally understand why you listen to my chemical romance. personally it's done wonders for healing all those years of bullying.
#enemies to lovers to enemies AU irl#jk I love all lesbians#especially jock masc lesbians#this is a joke#you were never my bullies I love you all dearly#this is specifically about the rugby player at my college that I'm hooking up with that told me she hates my chemical romance
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pov: you asked yuuji for some watermelon because it’s hot out
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YEEAAAH I DID A SATURAY MORNING WORKOUT! WE LEFT THE HOUSE FOR THIS! ON TIME! I DID BENCH PRESS! I NEVER DO BENCH PRESS!
i was lured out of bed by the promise of bicep curls and bench press because deep down (not that deep down), i am but a bro. functional strength? don't know her. CURLS FOR THE GIRLS.
#jk i am even deeper down an acrobat which is pretty functional#but under that i am once again a bro doing bro splits#this is all jargon and gibberish to the non jocks in the audience i am sorry#anyway i went to bed at 2 am last night to do this and for me that's v early and impressive and responsible
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STELLA STELLA STELLAURRR
did u miss my reviews :3
to start i CANT BELIEVE U DROPPED THIS OUT OF THE BLUE LIKE I CANT EXPLAIN HOW LOUD I GASPED, had my coworkers confused. alr i made a list of what to touch on so let’s starttt !!
NARI’S SPEECH DEVELOPMENT. i cried. i fucking missed that pudgy baby more than oc & jk ngl !! she is so so precious i love her i will forever protect her… her asking abt oc. what The fuck is wrong with you. my baby misses her friend 😔
jk not going to buy groceries is so real like i Have Done this. avoiding is my coping !!
friends being true friends. the way they all check up on him in different ways is so 🫶 heart fluttering feelings are so fragile rn ..
WHEN HE CLOSED HIS EYES TO HEAR HIS BABY GIRL GIGGLING…. people cried. we cried stellaur !!
before i get into taekook heart to heart… the image of dilf taekook sitting drinking wine is so sexy let me get spit roasted rn i beg ..
taehyung calling dasom a manipulator is so hot cause YES !! she does it for a living let’s not be reminded that dasom is such a bad bitch but also a Bitch yk? he knows her better than us i fear.. she’s just protecting her baby tis all :(
“was having a baby to save your marriage apart of your plan?” people GASPED. KIM TAEHYUNG ?? no but u made him intellectual and intricate in this convo i loved it. he really told it to jk straight and let him recognize his faults instead of having a pity party & it was so so needed.
OC’S INSTA. give me a minute. the spa day. kill me. burn me. what the. no i’m teary eyed ?!? that woman LOVED nari and vice versa i need them back.
ok let me finish on the taekook heart to heart. i loved and enjoyed v much. hearing jk’s intricate thoughts was so nice and although made me very sad a few times, i appreciated it more than anything. tae we love u. jk we love u. stella we love u.
OKAY JK HOt horny JERKY SUB MOMENT—
i Ache when you say his cock is hot and Heavy cause it IS !! Yes. hot and very heavy and leaking precum fUck.
sub jk. sub jk. we are summoning you… we yearn for u more than u yearn for oc… too far? we are all just horny mfs yearning for sub jk :(
he came !! a lot. and i digested. let me stop too much.
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well stella. blown away as always. i missed your writing MORE than you could ever comprehend. please know you are truly one of the most talented writers on here i’ve ever had the pleasure of witnessing. the way you explain things and the way you Write is so captivating and beautiful and and. i love this and i love YOU. never stop. thank you for this. ur amazing <33
love yaz !! 🫶
yazzzz <3 yes i have missed ur reviews they are always so in depth n ur always so kind to me, i am so thankful for u i love u dearly <33
yes miss nari is slowly but surely expanding her vocab!! she still does Not like talking tho >:( n her finally being able to say oc's name AFTER she's gone?? a specific kind of pain 😭 she does miss her v much </3 (they both miss each other :( )
bts best friends in all the multiverses and all the aus 😤
im glad you took tae talking about dasom like that in a Not bad way!! i was worried about dasom coming off as a villain, when she is not, and him coming off as a hater, when he's not and is just jk's bestie <3
tae absolutley obliterating jungkook with his words like SIR?? can he take a breath??? but yes it was very needed, and it the end it was very helpful. thank god tae is a twin boy dad n has acquired superhuman patience <3
the insta </3 i loved incorportaing that!! im glad it's been well received so far~~
we all love u dilf jk pls get ur shit together <33
aur was very nervous about debuting dilf jks subby interest bc he has been very Soft Dom n thats it the whole time... but u do have a point... we all love a sub jk moment 🥴
and once again yaz <3 i cannot tell you how much ur reviews like this mean to me, i read them over n over they make me feel v happy n loved <3 hope u know i luv u <33 thank u <33
#spitroasted i LAUGHED#also have not decided about including the smau style insta posts 😕#n yeah... something about a hot n heavy jock idk#he's thicc guys i dont know what to tell yall#n yes he did cum!! a lot ! ALDJLJFER#lmaoooo ty ty ty yaz ily <3#ask#anon#stellanswers <3#tao jk#mutuals <3
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No! Because why did I start two new fics when I’m supposed to be working on one 🙃
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