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taengi-suga-cubes · 1 year

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u guys did mr min yoongi cut his hair?…am I just a joke to him??

I needed to see him styling it in the mirror like the prettiest prince that he is 😭

I needed to see it with pretty butterfly clips in it 😭

I needed jungkook to run his hands through it like that one time 😭

guyss I’m reelingg

#i’m not crying it’s fine #jk i’m sobbing #bts #min yoongi #cute #suga #yoongi #bangtan #bts funny

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heysatanitsyourgirl · 1 year

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Crying because I’ve been cursed with the knowledge that the Chance theatre in Anaheim , in their production of Ride The Cyclone, has decided during the most beautiful love song ever created ‘Talia’ to (instead of projecting Talia in the fields of Ukraine waiting for Mischa) project footage from the war in Ukraine and have Mischa drop to the floor frantically checking his phone at the end.

Implying that she might also be dead and that they’ve both endured tragic endings, thousands of miles apart without knowing what’s happened to each other. That she might have died thinking that he was out there somewhere still alive, trying to get to her. That he died not knowing if she was okay, knowing that he couldn’t rescue her.

That she might have survived and got out whilst she could and whilst in mourning for her country, might be glad that at least she’s made it out okay. So that they can still live their lives together. Not knowing he was already dead.

#I’m not crying you are #jk I’m sobbing on the train #ride the cyclone #mischa rtc #theatre #musical theatre

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pandoraslxna · 8 months

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My bf just told me he’s going out with the boys tomorrow…. but friday is date night, when we order an unhealthy amount of takeout and do netflix and chill and game together and then fall asleep on the couch. Why would you cheat on me like this? 😭😭

#i’m devastated #sobbing as i type #/jk #⋆⁺₊⋆ ☾⋆⁺₊⋆

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raplinesmoon · 2 years

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Seokjin is the type of dad to… (source)

#legitimately sobbing real tears rn #this is the sweetest thing and also absolutely true #i hate myself for thinking of it #why am I inspired to write dad!Seokjin now #jk I’m always ready to write dilf!Jin #kim seokjin #Seokjin #Jin #isi rambles

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a-pynch-of-spice · 2 years

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adam parrish is my spirit animal because i too quit bad habits for a single day, then come running back with confessions of undying love and everlasting commitment (and a fluffy trash bird)

#tdt #ronan lynch #pynch #adam parrish #greywaren #spoilers sorta #trc #not that ronan lynch is a bad habit but i’m #well actually #lmao jk i’m REJOICING #and sobbing :)

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philzokman · 1 year

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READING PAUL VERLAINE POETRY WORST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE

#jk it’s actually pretty good i think idk i got up to here then got too tired to read😢#i’ve spent the past. four. hours. reading the plague by albert camus which is a great book !! i love it !!#but also. four hours.#losing my mind my sanity JFHAKDHS #BUT OMG I SORTED OUT MY BOOKSHELF and yesterday i went shopping and got like 8 classics for £20 B]#now verlaine rimbaud chuuya and mori are right next to each other on the shelf #the day i’m willing to spend £10 on a dazai book is the day it’s over for my bookshelf frfr #k keep wanting to get no longer human the junji ito ver but. £19 is the cheapest i’ve found it for. FELLAS I sobbing #lea.txt

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the-cannibal · 2 months

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DAMN I forgot to say- yesterday was my birthday so you know who shares a birthday with Johnny Knoxville? THIS GIRL

…Did I just want to brag that I share the same birthday as Johnny Knoxville?

Yes.

#it is the only cool fact about me I swear #anyway I’m the big 19 now #MY LAST YEAR AS A TEEN SOB SOB #Jk I’m like a 30 year old hermit deep down ❤️#uhhhh anywayyyy happy late birthday Knoxville lmaoaoaoao

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shiganshinaslut · 2 months

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Erm long time no post!

#life has kept me occupied #jk I’m still thirsting over fictional men on the daily #just haven’t felt like writing #but I swear life is playing tricks on me #I have a crush on this rlly cool guy but I feel like he likes my brother :/#wtf kind of sick joke is that #idk if it’s true but...#sobs

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saerins · 3 months

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we need a plot twist where it’s just a slow burn bianca x yn i would totally have a crush on her if she existed

okay what if i just add slice of life bianca x yn extras where they’re just living life as two best friends exploring themselves regardless of whether or not they get along in the actual timeline <3

#i’m jk but like … they’d be so interesting together :’)#sobs @ they haven’t even met yet in the series rn </3 #mail : anon !

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goldfishshithead · 2 years

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everybody wins

#opm #one punch man #I’m still not gonna be active on tumblr for a while but this chapter was too hype for me to not have memed it lmao.#FLASH IS A GOOD BOY. HE PROTECC. I’m so soft for Flash and Manako being frens *sobs*#and a gif? epic shit #dunno about yall but I’m waiting for the pretty boi Flash vs Amai showdown while Manako waits in a tower. It’s gonna be hawt. jk.... unless?#may the best twink win (Flash will win. yes im biased. no I do not take criticism.)#and cyborg prince or whatever’s left of him (ouch) is SAFE thankfully. concerned for Saitama as per usual. bless this cinnamon roll. ilh <3 #I was so concerned for his well being since 156. I’m beyond happy to know he is okay and with everybody else at the family reunion. PHEW.#Flash looks so goddamn hawt with his hair down without the hairpins tho 💖 Like yes you beautiful mess ily gosh 👀#best girl Manako will be escorted out of what-used-to-be-city-z safely by flash. thank you for lending me your ears. peace out.#meme time from yours truly

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lesbiansloveseokjin · 1 year

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day 77/547 of seokjin’s military service x

this selca was tweeted on 140216, the day of their Boy In Luv performance on inkigayo, with the caption:

ARMYs, you were the best today!

(trans cr: Iraide @ bts-trans x)

~bonus pics & vids (including performance) under the cut~

their boy in luv performance:

and their pre-performance interview (with english and spanish subs):

youtube

and a bunch of bonus pictures from that day (sources: official twitter, facebook, and the fancafé):

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kay-selfships · 2 years

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ayo what the heck are these options??? let me listen to him explain the classification of plants PLEASE

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sun-5h1ne · 1 year

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My bed time stories flight has been delayed and it is all Ao3’s fault.

#/jk kinda #Ao3 #ao3 down #i want my bedtime stories pls ao3 #I’m gonna start sobbing and biting #like what the actual fuck is going on

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jann-the-bean · 1 year

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Ommgggg

Never thought it would happen but I was doodling traditionally and well I tapped on the paper to “undo” what I just did

For a second I was confused as to why nothing happened

And then I realized.. I was drawing with pencil and paper not on my tablet!

It was pretty funny

#Jann rambles #also frustrating cuz I’m trying to do these small details like eyes #and I can’t freaking zoom in #just bring the paper closer to my face *sobs*#jk #sorta

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munsonsfairy · 9 months

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someone call me for funsies

#fairy speaks #jk i’m anxious and being on the phone helps ugh #sobbing sobbing

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polyamorouspunk · 11 months

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omg i have a story :3 i might be getting my first second partner (as in i’ve never had more than one before!!!). i’m poly and my current partner knows it, so as long as we all talk, i can do whatever i want. i’m at this conference thing rn with thousands of people, and my friends and i were goofing off and joking around all day. we decided we would all give out 5 slips of paper with our numbers on them to various people around the centre, and see which of us got more replies.

i did not get the most texts— i only got two— but with one of them, we actually stared talking. and we kept talking. for hours. from 7pm to 12am as we watched the presentations and sat in traffic and got ready for bed.

and they’re…. actually cute? they’re funny and sweet and so so relatable. we’ve had good conversations. i asked them to sit with me today and they asked me to the dance. i couldn’t be more excited :))

That sounds WILD and super fun? I always want to slip my number to people but I worry SO much about it, yk? There’s actually a girl I kind of want to give my number BUT I know her by proxy of someone so if it goes weird I then have to be like ah-ha yeah and awkward around that person that we have in common 😭 I’m just waiting for my meet cute moment like I said where someone sees me working at Michael’s and thinks I’m cute and comes up and fakes needing more help than they actually need 😭 *sigh* I think I also said I might be in Raleigh on the day of emo nite, but I don’t think I will, but I might go just to try and be more social? Idk my mom is REALLY picky about putting miles on the car now but like she also thinks that we need to socialize more and go out and do things more and she’s the one who moved us 40 minutes from the nearest city so. Like sorry in order to be social I have to drive at least half an hour in any direction. *sigh* I want a gf so bad but I look so weird and depressing 😭

#punk gets mail #*sobbing* I’m so ugly #jk I know I’m not

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