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blicketdabest33 · 19 days
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i love the comparison between what QSMP did to Philza and what Double Life & ESMP 2 has done to Joel
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Philza: I am a STRAIGHT MAN in a PLATONIC relationship with Missa. PLATONIC husbands. *hides aggressively gay rp away* I kissed him.. BECAUSE of the CHALLENGE. TOTALLY didn't mean anything. Nope, my character is NOT simping.
Kristin: This is my husband Philza, and that's Philza's husband Missa, and that's Phil's boyfriend Fit, and that's his other boyfriend Etoiles
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Joel: Hey BABE *blows kiss at Jimmy* Oh hi Sausage, i'm here to drop off OUR CHILD *pats Hermes on the head* EEFOOOOOOOO WHY ARE YOU SOOOO OBSESSED WITH MEEE??? *neck kisses intensify*
Lizzie: ... babe, calm down please
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shreepytime · 1 year
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joel and jimmy star crossed lovers? enemies to lovers? or are they jaded exes who still arent over each other? maybe they never got together and blame the other for it...
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cielcreations · 1 year
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Tattoos - Hermit X Empires
The design of Tango is based off of @lunarcrown​‘s design, so make sure to check them out!
It wasn't a shock that Tango had tattoos. It just fit his aesthetic and the type of person he was. He was a blue blaze hybrid, he wore a lot of leather, usually crop tops paired with thigh highs to both embarrass Solidarity and to show off, it just wasn't really a surprise.
The first time people had seen it was when Tango took off his long cape like overcoat. It did get very hot and stuffy when wearing all black and leather, so he took off the cape and Fwhip (the first one to see it) gasped.
"WOAH!" The goblin ran over, "That's awesome!"
Tango smiled, showing off the warden tattoo, "Thanks! It's still healing though, which is why I have the plastic wrap!"
"It's so pretty! And so cool! The colors are awesome!"
"I know, I have the best tattoo artist!"
"I'll say! You'll have to take me sometime, been thinking of getting one myself!"
That was that. Other people would see it and compliment the design, the colors, the way it fit Tango's arm perfectly, everyone was amazed and impressed. Especially Scott and Joel.
"I have a few tattoos!" Scott removed his shirt and, sure enough, on his lower back was a flower field, full of beautiful colors and all sorts of flowers. He also had a few small ones scattered around his wrist, his ankles, just tiny ones like a rainbow, the word 'Chromia' written in beautiful cursive, a silhouette of a llama, etc.
"Those are nice too!" Joel complimented.
"The artist was the worst though!" Scott complained, "He was way to rough, my skin was swollen for weeks! He was awful! Not to mention the colors all washed out! They used to be super duper bright, but after they fully healed, which took about three months because he was way too rough, they were all gone!"
"That sucks! I hate those type of artists! They feel like they're just stabbing you rather than actually making art!" Tango huffed.
"Exactly!"
"I have one on the back of my thigh of some blue orchids?" Tango turned and lowered his thigh high boot, "This is a cover up!'
"No way!" Joel exclaimed, kneeling down. The tattoo was beautiful, it looked like a flowing pile of blue orchids, "What did you cover up?"
"Originally, it was a black heart and mine and Soli's name-" Tango explained, Joel stepping back as Tango fixed his shoe, "-but the artist was awful and the black faded!"
"How does black fade?!" Joel exclaimed.
"When you're rushing and not pressing hard enough! Honestly, it felt like she was just stabbing my skin with a dull pencil!"
"Well, that one is awesome. They're both awesome!" Joel smiled, "It looks so clean! Colors are blended beautifully, the outline, everything!"
"Thank you!" Tango giggled.
Scott playfully glared, "You have to take me to your artist! I need these ones redone!"
Tango laughed, "Sure!" The blaze then looked at his arm and smiled, tracing it with his finger, blushing slightly, "Soli was so worried it would turn out bad, but I told him it would be fine!"
"Makes sense he would be a buzzkill." Joel teased.
"Well, he does have to be strict if he's the one tattooing me!"
A beat of silence.
"WAIT WHAT?!" Both screamed, making Tango jump.
"SOLIDARITY, THE SHERIFF, DID THOSE?! NO WAY!" Joel yelled.
"He did! Why would I lie?" Tango questioned, "Has he never done one for any of the other emperors?"
Scott and Joel stared.
"....So that's a no..." Tango giggled, "I can prove it! Do either of you want a tattoo?"
"I'll pass for now, I need to do more work at Chromia."
"Joel?"
The god hummed before he nodded.
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"Soliiiiiiii~!"
The dirty blonde turned and smiled before it was gone in an instant, seeing a familiar brunette god beside his husband, "...Tango, why is he here?" 
The blaze ran over and kissed his cheek, Solidarity instantly blushing and loosening up a bit, "Joel doesn't believe that you made my tattoos! Can you believe that!"
"I can, he's jealous he can't do what I can do!"
Joel glared, smirking, "Yeah right! I know Tango is lying to just hide your secret! Who's the real tattoo artist?! Is he a criminal, is that why the sheriff is hiding him?"
Solidarity raised an eyebrow before he sighed, "Follow me."
"Ha! I'm going to know the sheriff's dirty little secret!"
They walked into Solidarity's home, the dirty blonde taking out a bunch of materials for tattoos before handing Tango a book. The blaze gave it to Joel, who began to flip through it. Most were just pictures of finished, beautiful tattoos while some showed Solidarity working on those tattoos, him beside the tattoos, even some of him with the client who wad clearly amazed and happy with the result.
"...No way..."
"I told you!" Tango exclaimed, "My husband is the best tattoo artist ever! I would never let anyone else ink my skin when I found him!"
"C-Come on, t-they're not that gr-great!" Solidarity blushed, completely embarrassed by his husband's assertion.
"Dude, these are awesome!" Joel yelled, "Can you do me?!"
"I-I can-"
"Sweet!" 
"H-Hey, I didn't say I wo-"
"I want a large lightening tattoo!" Joel pointed at his shoulder, smiling brightly, "Right here! Maybe it could have a cloud and lightening?! And maybe some good praising and-"
"H-HOLD ON!" Solidarity yelled, startling both him and Tango.
"What's wrong, baby?" Tango gently took his hand in his.
Solidarity took a deep breath, "I-I'm not comfortable with writing sentences on people unless they're super meaningful. I'm not going to write 'I'm super hot and sexy and tall' on you." Joel nodded so Solidarity continued. He stepped forward, tracing Joel's arm, "...Do you just want a simple lightening bolt? Black and white or color?"
"Oh, um..." Joel blushed, now a bit embarrassed. He didn't think he would get this far, "...Um..."
Solidarity continued stroking his arm, "...Your skin is really nice, but I'm guessing you want yellow? Yellow or gold?"
"Yeah, um, yes."
"...I don't think that's a good idea." The sheriff hummed, "Yellow, gold, those type of bright colors? They fade really quickly on light skin and they don't turn up well on darker skin. You may be tan, but it's really not worth it."
"You can't, like, go over it?"
"I could, but it would one, hurt you a lot and two, it will look very washed out when fading." Solidarity stared before he widened his eyes, "....Unless...."
"Unless?" Joel questioned.
He could almost see Solidarity's brain processing. He ran to a chest in the corner, Tango running after him. The dirty blonde took out his tattooing materials, Tango taking them as the dirty blonde finally got to his sketchbook, effectively sitting down in his spot and beginning to sketch.
"He's in work mode." Tango explained, setting the equipment down, "Here."
The blaze took,out a long comfortable chair and had the brunette lay down on it as Tango set the equipment up. It took about thirty minutes before Solidarity came back over with a couple of designs. One was a half sleeve with a large cloud on the top of the shoulder with bolts of lightening shooting out of the clouds. He explained he would color them in a way that so it looked like the cloud was lighting up and wasn't just a simple white. The next was a full arm tattoo but it was a lot more simplistic. It was just a string of lightening bolts that went from Joel's shoulder to his hand, Solidarity explaining he would either do it in black because it was just a bunch of straight lines, or UV ink that would glow under UV light to give it that pop. Finally, the last one was a half sleeve again.
It had a silhouette of Joel lifting his hand up towards the sky with a large flash of lightening and storm clouds, mini lightening bolts behind the one giant one.
"Woah..." Joel was amazed, "I... never knew you were such a good artist..."
"He keeps it hidden." Tango hugged Solidarity from behind, the dirty blonde blushing, "He's really passionate about this stuff so if you ever want to embarrass and make him a stuttering mess? Just compliment his art~!"
"T-T-TANGO!" Solidarity yelled.
"Seeeeee~?"
Joel chuckled, "Um... I really like all of them. I want all of them. But, if I have to choose one? I'd go with this one." He pointed to the one with the silhouette.
Solidarity smiled, "I figured. I try to make two or three designs that are 'basic', in terms of what the person wants, and then one or two catered to that specific person!"
Tango sat in a chair opposite of Solidarity's equipment as the dirty blonde transferred the sketch to a stencil. Once that was finished, he got his inks and tattoo gun ready.
Solidarity hummed, "Ready?"
"Ready!" Joel smiled.
"If you need a break, just tell me."
"Okay."
The dirty blonde began to work, Tango watching him intently. Joel did too. The other's face was calm and he gave off an aura of confidence, knowing exactly what he was doing. Solidarity didn't even blink when Joel let out a small groan as he hit one spot, just wiped away some ink, looked at him to gage if he was okay, and straight back to work mode.
"He's hot like this, right?" Tango giggled, not bothering to whisper.
Joel stared, "...Honestly, yeah..."
Solidarity looked... different like this. Just super confident, super calm, completely in his element. It was... amazing to see. He was completely comfortable, unlike when he left his empire and always seemed on edge because of something.
Joel hummed, "So, how long will this take?"
Solidarity didn't answer.
"Mine took three hours, so probably that, maybe a little less or more." Tango explained, "Trust me, you're not getting anything from him. Even complimenting his work won't deter him from work mode."
Joel nodded, "Amazing..."
"He is~!" Tango exclaimed, giggling, 
Solidarity wiped another bit of ink, humming to himself.
"S-Something wrong?!" Joel exclaimed.
"No." The dirty blonde reassured, "Just admiring it. I don't make mistakes in my tattoos."
Tango and Joel chuckled before the two continued to talk among themselves. Joel did let out small groans at some point, but Solidarity would look at him, gage if the pain was too much, before getting back to work. It took about 3 hours before Solidarity hummed taking a step back. He smirked, putting his tools down before wiping Joel's arm a couple of times.
"Alright, you are all set." Solidarity smiled, "I know you hate following orders, but trust me on this. Do not take hot water, try to take cold or slightly warm showers, hot water will hurt your arm and it can wash the ink out. I would also suggest wearing plastic wrap, just in case. Wash the tattoo twice a day, all you need is a little soap and water and then gently pat dry. I'm going to give you some antibacterial/Vaseline ointment that you apply after washing it. Do not put on another bandage after the ointment, just wrap it in plastic wrap. Also, I suggest using some moisturizer to keep the tattoo moist."
Solidarity helped Joel sit up and handed him a mirror. Joel took it and gasped, amazed, "HOLY SHIT!"
"LANGUAGE!" Solidarity yelled.
"SHUT UP, NO WAY YOU DID THIS!!!" Joel stared, "IT LOOKS AWESOME!!! WAIT, OMG, IT LOOKS LIKE I'M REALLY CONTROLLING THE SKY!!! AND THE SHADING, THE COLORS, IT'S ALL BRIGHT AND BEAUTIFUL!!!!"
"Yellow and orange tends to fade the quickest just because they're so bright, so I built up the colors a lot and the shading with the whites and darker oranges should keep it looking bright!" Solidarity smirked, clearly proud of himself.
"Dude, oh my god..."
"I TOLD YOU HE WAS GOOD!" Tango giggled, grabbing Solidarity's cheeks and kissing him. The dirty blonde blushed and smiled, giggling.
The sheriff then grabbed some petroleum jelly and gently rubbed it on Joel's arm, wrapping it in plastic wrap and then a bandage, "Keep this on for 24 hours. You take it off early, I will find you and kill you for ruining my masterpiece."
"Got it." Joel smiled, "Well, then, I'm off-"
"Excuse me?" Solidarity glared, "My work ain't free."
"Oh, uh... what do you want? Diamonds, iron? How much?"
"A stack of diamonds." Solidarity smirked.
"WHAT?! I DON'T HAVE THAT!"
"Then, I guess you owe me-"
"Oh, I know!" Tango smiled, "You can give him a kiss!"
"WHAT?!" "T-TANGO!"
"Whaaaat~? My tattoo cost a kiss!"
"T-That's because you're my husband, th-there's a difference!"
Joel hummed before he smirked, "I can give you that~"
"H-Huh-"
The brunette grabbed Solidarity's chin and pulled him in for a kiss. The dirty blonde blushed darkly as Joel hummed, kissing him so gently. The sheriff put his hands on Joel's chest and pushed him back, face bright red.
"Y-YOU-! TH-THIS IS DISRESPECT TO THE HIGHEST DEGREE! THIS IS THE LAST TIME I EVER GIVE YOU A TATTOO!" Solidarity screamed, grabbing his things and angrily washing everything off.
Tango chuckled and helped Joel sit up, "Don't be upset. He's fine."
Joel snickered, "At least I don't have to pay!"
The blaze chuckled, "Your welcome~! I know he's my husband and we're suppose to be on the same page, but seeing him get so flustered is so adorable! How can I pass that up?!"
The brunette stood up and looked around. He went to the Ender Chest and then took out 20 diamonds, giving them to Tango, smiling, "Give them to the toy man."
The blaze smiled and nodded, "I will."
Joel then left, smiling.
***
"Wow, Joel! That tattoo is awesome! Did you go to the same artist as Tango?"
Joel smiled at Grian, "Yep!"
"Who's the artist?!" Grian hummed, "I might get one!"
The brunette looked up and pointed at the sheriff who was talking with Scar.
"....No way."
"Yes way."
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cherrifire · 1 month
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Hi... Please take my art. Thank you! [runs away]
[I also drew Dogwarts ponies as the elements of harmony :]
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piglinmyfeet · 2 months
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Mcyt soul-sharing diagram
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Gee Grian and Joel, how come your mom lets you have three soulmates?
Will accept additions
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abbadon-is-stupid · 1 month
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I might have done something
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I did all of @cherrifire MLP AU designs in Pony Town! (or at least tried my best)
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liauditore · 11 days
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do NOT watch "x-life" whatever you do do NOT watch "x-life"
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pinkflames · 2 years
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HYPE HYPE HYPE
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pair-of-dox · 1 year
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Lots of various Empires and Hermits!
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kiwinatorwaffles · 1 year
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credit to @skyspersonalhell for providing me with the awful dialogue
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stellocchia · 1 year
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I absolutely LOVE Jimmy's new prank.
Please, that's so fricking good!
I think we should consider this canon, just like with the toy Jimmy stuff. Joel isn't a god, he's just a very good illusionist. He's a scam artist.
And maybe it's not even his doing! Maybe that's just what the fountain does! It covers everything in pretty little illusions that fall away with the flick of a lever.
Joel's height? His beard? His whole floating kingdom? Nothing but a pretty illusion from the fountain. And he knows it. Oh, he knows it! That's why he's so insecure. That's why he has to constantly repeat to himself that he's tall, strong, and sexy. My man's a scam artist!
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veeisqueer · 2 months
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I think the Seablings have cursed Grian to never gain a mending book because the amount of cod he has taken out of the sea. Which is ironic cause he is cod himself. Also Joel having flashbacks of S1 with all the cod.
Don't kill the cod, or else there shall be a punishment/hj
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borkchoi · 1 year
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they have no idea what they’ve started
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cielcreations · 1 year
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Avian Instincts - First Appearance [Joel]
AN: Just a heads up, Avian Instincts AU is just an excuse for me to write Avian Solidarity. Each “chapter” will take place in the same AU, but there is no real story. Just Solidarity learning to cope with his avian instincts as well as learn to love himself for who he is, with the help of the other emperors of course.
All story parts will be tagged with the Avian Instincts AU hashtag. Also, every part will follow a different emperor. For example, the title of this one has [Joel], meaning Joel will be the character interacting with Soli. Cool? Cool.
People knew something was wrong with the sheriff.
Well, not necessarily wrong, they just knew Solidarity was hiding something from them. What it was, people didn't know, but they knew it was something!
If people looked closely, the sheriff had small feathers decorating his cheeks, right under his eyes. Not to mention, his nails always seemed to be long, almost like claws or talons. And, if you happened to catch Solidarity without his vest on, you would see two large holes in the back of his shirt, as if something was suppose to be on his back.
They had asked but Solidarity just replied that he didn't know what they were talking about or how it's nothing. He never said anything else about these weird, albeit small, features. People were curious but Solidarity didn't budge.
One day, however, Joel was in Stratos, working on the massive temple/shrine he was building for himself when he saw birds seeming to circle around one spot in his empire. He tilted his head, confused. He walked towards the flock of birds and saw none other than Solidarity sitting on a fence post. Well, no, not really sitting. He stood on his feet, crouching down, almost like a bird would. He seemed to stare up at nothing in particular, tilting his head as he continued staring at whatever the birds were circling.
"Hey, Toyboy, what are you doing here?"
Solidarity turned, eyes blown wide. He stared, tilting his head.
"Uhhh, Sheriff? You okay?"
Solidarity was silent, staring at him, blinking.
A bird flew over and squawked. Before Joel could get away, Solidarity faced the bird and let out a chirp. The god gasped, eyes widening as the bird and dirty blonde chirped, trilled, and squawked at each other. Suddenly, Solidarity stood up, removing his vest, two bright yellow wings came out of his back. Joel stared, eyes widened as the sheriff flapped his wings. The bird flew down and Solidarity jumped, wings extending to follow after it.
"S-SOLIDARITY!" He yelled, grabbing the fence before he stumbled back. Solidarity flew up into the sky, following the happy trills of the birds.
The dirty blonde looked down at Joel, his bright yellow wings looking like pure gold as the sun shined down on them. His eyes were wide, blown out still, before he continued to fly with the flocking birds.
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Solidarity groaned as he woke up, his back aching, head pounding. He moved to sit on his knees and looked down, seeing he was laying on a bed not his own. What the- He then felt a flutter and gasped, turning. He quickly folded his wings in and hid them under his shirt once again, Sh-Shit, please tell me no one saw!
The gods were not in his favor as the bedroom door opened and Joel revealed himself, holding a tray of breakfast.
"Oh, you're awake! You okay?"
Solidarity opened his mouth and went to speak, "Chiiirp-" He covered his mouth, face turning a cherry red.
Joel chuckled, "It's okay, take your time! Here, I made breakfast!"
Solidarity blushed more, moving is hand away from his mouth. He groaned as he bit his lip, seeming to swallow a lump in his throat, "I-I... D-Did you see them...?"
"Your wi-"
"S-So that's a y-yes." He groaned, "I didn't want anyone to see them..."
"Why not?" Joel asked, handing him the plate of food.
Solidarity sighed, "Thanks for the food... As for why..." He looked down at the plate, "...cause I hate them..."
"You hate your wings?! Why would you hate them?! They're so pretty-"
"Okay, no need to lie." The dirty blonde hissed, shoving some food into his mouth.
"I'm not lying! When you flew up, the sun hit your wings and it looked like real gold! And you know how much I love gold! They're beautiful, Solidarity!"
The dirty blonde hesitated before he spoke, "...You'd be the first..."
"...Has the other emperors seen them?"
"No, I didn't want anyone to see them. I didn't want anyone to know what I was. I pushed down my instincts for a reason. But I woke up yesterday already with my instincts at a high and then the birds said something and I just... I blanked out. But now I'm here..."
"You don't remember what happened?"
"When you push your instincts back for too long, like I have, they'll eventually spill over. For me, I go bird mode and I can't remember the next day because I was in bird mode for the whole day."
Joel nodded in understanding.
"...I didn't... do anything weird, did I?"
"No. I mean, you seemed to perch on one of my fences, then flew with some birds who were flocking, and a few hours later, you came back." Joel shrugged, "You mainly perched on my shoulder or perched somewhere nearby so I could build." The brunette saw Solidarity's eyes were wide, face flushed, "What?"
"H-HOW IS THAT NOT WEIRD?! I PERCHED ON YOU!"
"Doesn't bother me." Joel shrugged, "I mean, Hermes sits on my shoulders all the time. Or Fwhip, when we're hanging out, will perch on my head. And Lizzie? When we're hanging out, she tends to curl up on my chest because- uuuuuh-"
"Because she's a cat?"
Joel widened his eyes.
Solidarity laughed, "Yeah, I know. I mean, she wears a human mask everywhere, has a tail, and hides her ears under her head. Not to mention, her skirt and leggings don't hide all her fur like her gloves do."
"...You just didn't hear it from me, got it?"
Solidarity nodded, before he hesitated, "...P-Promise... promise you won't tell anyone?"
Joel shrugged, "Sure-"
"I'm serious, Joel. Please, please, don't tell anyone." Solidarity bit his lip, "I... Just don't."
Joel stared before he gently hugged the other, "I promise I won't. But you need to tell the others eventually. What're you going to do when instincts scream at you again? Come to me every time?"
Solidarity hesitated, "...I... I'll tell them. I'm just... not ready."
"Take your time, Solidarity. Take your time."
The dirty blonde nodded, continuing to eat his breakfast.
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gltchlmon · 1 year
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the miracle of childbirth (circa 2022, hermitcraft)
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My last contribution to the Team Rancher reunion today
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