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Clapton Davis headcanons because why not?
Note: None of these are x reader related, I just wanted to make fun stand alone hcs for my fav Jhutch character. You don’t have to agree with or like my headcanons just please don’t be an ass <3
- Did the trend where he drew a mustache on his finger and put it on his upper lip
- Has one of those mustache mood bracelets
- Has TONS of those rubber bracelets (yes, even the I ❤️ boobs one)
- Has the Minecraft boxers
- His style is kinda scene/skater
- Cuddles, he loves cuddles and just physical affection in general. He likes other forms of affection but touch just really makes him happy and feel like he’s really loved
- Dog person
- If you ask him about his favorite song or band, he prepared for him to go on an 5+ hour rant about it and why he loves it so much
- Follows people around a lot
- Like in the movie, he’s a slacker but if he tries enough than he good at basically anything
- Most people just figured he was a slacker because he was just dumb so people were actually shocked that he got that A+ and passed
- He’s pretty much nocturnal and is up during the night a lot
- Doesn’t believe in doors, only uses windows to get inside
- Decently good baker
- Gets lost easily and always claims he knows where he’s going but nine times out of ten he has no clue where he’s going
- Has a strange, innate ability to somehow photobomb any photo that’s being taken in his vicinity. Weather it’s on purpose of accident by god Clapton is somehow going to be in the background
- Great at skateboard, absolute ass at roller skating
Anyways, that’s all I got for now. Might make more later.
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pik0s0oxu · 27 days
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Fuck it, going bonkers over Mike Schmidt and Kanye’s music brainrot, so take both:
Headcanons on Mike Schmidt’s favourite Kanye albums :D
The College Dropout and 808s & Heartbreak.
Mike most definitely dropped out of college to take care of Abby. And when this album dropped, Mike related to the title of it and gave it a listen.
Honestly it was a vibe to him and he liked the samples of the songs he recognised. Sometimes he even blasted the album in his car with Abby, but only the clean version.
Abby grew to like it too, especially the song “All Falls Down” since it’s energetic and upbeat.
Mike himself is a fan of “Spaceship”, because it talks about Kanye being sick of low-paying jobs, the struggles he faced trying to pursue his dreams and longing for a better future. In other words — about “wanting to buy a spaceship and fly away". So Mike once again relates. He also likes “Family Business”. Both songs create a contrast from Abby’s favourite — they’re calmer, just like Mike himself.
Abby tells Mike how cool it would be if they had a vinyl record of this album, since they have an old working record player in the house, with some dusty jazz albums their parents left. But Mike knows it costs a lot so he tries saving up money for the cheapest version he can find. (Hey, I’m self-projecting here. I have a record player and The College Dropout vinyl ^_^)
A few years later, Kanye released “808s and Heartbreak”. Mike got intrigued when he heard that it’s different from Kanye’s past albums. Once again, finding out that it’s written after the passing of Kanye’s mother and has some depressive topics in it, Mike felt in the same boat.
Mike liked listening to 808s when he felt depressed and alone, and never with Abby, because he wants to listen to more positive music with her.
Bro probably cried to it once or twice in his bedroom when times got really tough.
His favourite song is “Coldest Winter”, where Kanye explores his feelings of grief and pain.
(…I’m sorry idk why I wrote this, I have never written headcanons before so this is new to me lol. If this blows up for some reasons, which is unlikely, I might post other Jhutch characters’ fav Kanye albums, cause I already have some ideas for Derek and Futturman.)
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pwompurin · 17 days
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billy with a calf!
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this drawing was inspired by @r04dk1llx2 ‘s billy roleplay account :3 now i hc that his favourite animals are cows..
also i’m gonna try using the other jhutch character tags .. forgive me
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dotts-stuff · 2 months
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IM MAKING A JHUTCH STREAMERS AU
thought came to after I saw this image and i remembered futterman is canonically a streamer lol
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Here's is some snippets I've written bc I will make this happen I'm js really tired rn lmao
Ty for @cryptidcorners for being just as deranged as me <3
Feel free to add any hc that u see fit ^-^
Also no shipping will happen between them weirdos 🤨 its all platonic collabs
Snippets under the cut!!
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r04dk1llx2 · 2 months
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silly little hc drawing of streamer au billy, based off of @dotts-stuff post <33
eventually planning to draw all the jhutch characters as streamers too?? maybe??
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lile6969 · 25 days
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GUYS THE HC’s OF JHUTCH CHARACTERS ARE BECOMING REAL THERES SO MANY OF THEM IM SCARED HELP OML HOLY MOLY OMYLORDOHMYGOD WHY ARE THEY ACTUALLY SO CUTIE THO I LOVE THEM LORD SAVE ME
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stop-talking · 1 month
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For your last post on jhutch characters with baby’s I actually meant more like if a baby was just like *poof* and they then just ended up taking care of them, yet I still love your hcs you made for them and idk why but Derek having to get a vasectomy is just really funny to me.
*poof* "Now you have to take care of this baby!!" Is pretty much what happened to Mike already lmao 😭😭 he handled it pretty well.
And yeah, in my head Derek definetly got a vasectomy. That bastard isn't getting roped into child support.
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✩ Lyra
✩ She/They
✩ Bi
✩ Minor (Between the age of 15-18, but i’m not gonna tell you my exact age.)
✩ Fic write
✩ Tim Burton film enjoyer
Who I write for
Who I write for
✩ Luke Castellan
✩ Coriolanus Snow
✩ Billy The Kid
✩ Mike Schmidt (and other Jhutch characters)
I only do Sfw, because, yk, minor. I’ll do angst and etc.
Boundaries
✩ No NSFW
✩ I won’t write stalking, mentions of Non-Con, or anything that has do to with car accidents (specific but whatever.)
✩ If you don’t like it, don’t read it, js leave it alone!
Masterlist
🎱 Fluff
🥀 Angst
✩ Luke Castellan
Bonfire Confessions 🎱
✿ Peeta Mellark
Peeta Mellark HCs 🎱
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pursuedbyamemoryy · 2 months
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✮ masterlist ✮
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red dead redemption
wasteland baby, i'm in love with you - charthur angst
relationship headcanons - arthur, john, javier, charles
the artist and the muse - javier catches you drawing him
cold snow and warm arms - spending a snowy night with john
cowgirl valentine - valentines day w sadie
love me softly - sadie adler blurb <33 ( lesbian visibility week!! )
illinois toll road, indiana plain - sadie adler x farmer’s daughter
spiderverse
the spiderman kiss - spider noir
the hat thief - stealing noir's hat
let me love you - taking care of noir after a long day
dead poets society
when you’re sick - charlie dalton
distraction - studying w charlie
willow - charlie relationship hcs
sweater weather - stealing charlie’s sweater
cozy - playing w charlie’s hair as he falls asleep
salty tears and warm embraces - comforting charlie after the punishment
christmas lights - charlie takes you out to see christmas lights around the neighborhood
jhutch characters
sunshine and syrupy kisses - mornings w mike schmidt
your sweet lips on my lips - mini confession and first kiss w mike. babysitter!reader
misc.
short and sweet blurb - konig ( cod )
sweet tooth - valentine’s day w two-bit ( the outsiders )
mood boards!!
dating jess mariano
sadie adler and the farmer’s daughter
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junker-town · 7 years
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Here are the internet's suggestions for which coaches Tennessee should turn to next
Turnover trash can, Buddy Stephens, Stone Cold Steve Austin, and more!
Tennessee is still in the heat of its coaching search, and over the last week we’ve seen the Greg Schiano deal get nixed after fan backlash, Mike Gundy turn it down, and going after, then moving on from, Purdue’s Jeff Brohm and NC State’s Dave Doeren.
Aside from the Vols’ athletic department, there is another strong-willed, and fired up group of people with a wealth of candidates on their minds -- the fine folks of #VolTwitter. I took the liberty of rounding up all of these candidates that they have thoughtfully put out on Twitter for you:
First, we’ll start with the more plausible ones, that you’ve probably heard already.
Former Tennessee and current FAU head coach Lane Kiffin has been mentioned a good bit -- even the famous rock outside of Neyland Stadium which once read “F*uck you Kiffin” is calling for his return.
The Rock on campus today, prodigal son returning home? @Lane_Kiffin http://pic.twitter.com/kqMfeKZx37
— Joey Wallace (@JoeyWallace03) November 28, 2017
On Thursday, former Vol and NFL receiver Donte Stallworth floated a rumor that Kiffin was returning, with some big names as his coordinators:
Soooo...I can confirm reports of a Lane Kiffin head coach, Tee Martin as OC, Kevin Steele as DC package deal was turned down. What a shit show. And we’re gonna hire who? We may as well hire Kim Jong-un for real.
— Donté Stallworth (@DonteStallworth) November 30, 2017
It was quickly denied outright by Kiffin himself.
We just heard back from @Lane_Kiffin and asked if this report is true: "Hell no. Tennessee AD has never contacted me. You can say I totally denied that and the AD still has never reached out." @dpshow @Vol_Football https://t.co/oBhwS1vYpB
— Paul Pabst (@PaulPabst) November 30, 2017
He even added this follow-up from his Twitter account:
Love u Donte but #samsonite #Iwaswayoff!!!!!@DonteStallworth @espn https://t.co/EfhHg42n3A
— Lane Kiffin (@Lane_Kiffin) November 30, 2017
That didn’t stop Tennessee fans from tweeting about Kiffin for the job, which they’ve been doing for awhile:
LANE WANTS IT. DO IT VOLS
— Outside Clutter (@OutsideClutter) November 30, 2017
@John_Currie trust and hire lane kiffin he will lead us to where we need to go. - rocky top rambo
— rambo (@rockytoprambo) December 1, 2017
@John_Currie listen to the fans because with an empty stadium you have a empty wallet. Hire @Lane_Kiffin now
— Buddy Rollins (@b_rollins31) November 30, 2017
How bout former Vol QB and current USC offensive coordinator/receivers coach Tee Martin?
His name has been circulating on Vol Twitter for a good bit.
Come on Tennessee, just hire Tee Martin. #Huskers are hiring a former QB, you should too! #GoVols
— Vaughn Toller (@vaughntoller) November 30, 2017
Call Him! Call Him! http://pic.twitter.com/cRcJheO1mt
— Aaron Hayden (@Ran4UT) November 29, 2017
Once Jeff Brohm said no, Tennessee should have reached the "Ok, just hire Tee Martin threshold." Now that Dave Doeren said no, they ought to be in Martin's living room by lunchtime.
— Mike Piellucci (@mikelikessports) November 30, 2017
It’s funny that these other coaches are hearing the Vols fans, yet our own administration won’t call the coach we want. What’re y’all gonna do when the stadium is empty? Call @Lane_Kiffin. Call @coachtee17 this isn’t difficult.
— The Lane Train (@JacobDFarmer) November 30, 2017
The Answer is @coachtee17 #VOLS DO IT http://pic.twitter.com/niFLDsAG6m
— Rocky Top (@AllVol76) November 30, 2017
Actually would be a good hire, but probably won’t happen: Mike Leach.
God Bless former Florida and South Carolina head coach Steve Spurrier for suggesting him, but calling him “The Leacher.”
Who does the Head Ball Coach think should get the job at Tennessee? "I like the Leacher up at Washington State" - @SteveSpurrierUF http://pic.twitter.com/HMCf0MoQc5
— Paul Finebaum (@finebaum) November 30, 2017
That’s all I’m going to call Leach now, tbh.
Another name that’s been gaining traction: Former LSU head coach Les Miles.
The former LSU head coach hasn’t gotten a job since he was fired last season, but with a 114-34 over record as the Tigers’ head coach and a BCS National Title in 2007, it;s not too surprising his name came up.
One of the more interesting parts about this rumor is that even WWE wrestler Kane even made his case for Miles-to-Knoxville:
Glenn Jacobs is a mayoral candidate in Knox County, Tenn. He’s also a professional wrestler in the WWE, who dresses up like a big red demon and is The Undertaker's burned-alive brother. And now, he’s a purveyor of Tennessee coaching rumors.
Good friend who works with @CoachLesMiles just told me that Les is extremely interested in UT position. He'd look great in Orange. #CallLes
— Glenn Jacobs (@GlennJacobsTN) November 30, 2017
To recap: Professional wrestler Kane, who is also candidate for Knox County mayor Glenn Jacobs, is reporting that ex-LSU coach Les Miles is “extremely interested” in taking over the woebegone football program at the state’s flagship university.
Here is Jacobs at work in his capacity as Kane:
WWE
Another Kane-related grand idea:
Tennessee should just hire Kane, for if the Gospel of The Program taught us anything, it's Kane is Able: http://pic.twitter.com/vTiLxVTapK
— RedditCFB (@RedditCFB) November 30, 2017
http://pic.twitter.com/ZOpRlS8KlE
— Will McBride (@willmcbride_) November 29, 2017
If you don't call Les Miles @John_Currie you are worse off than I thought. How do you make it all day without soiling your pants? I need to see your IQ test results ASAP
— FireJohnCurrie (@PredVols) November 30, 2017
How about some Miles mixed with some other candidates as coordinators?
Tennessee should just hire @Coach_Leach and Les Miles as Co- head coaches and let's ride. Can you imagine how good the press conferences would be?
— Matthew Morris (@Matthew102583) November 30, 2017
HC - Les Miles OC - Tee Martin (Coach In Waiting) DC - Kevin Steele Do it. #Vols
— Rᴏʙ Bᴇᴛᴛɪs (@robbettis) November 30, 2017
Speaking of some recently-fired coaches!
On Thursday morning, former Texas A&M head coach Kevin Sumlin, who was just fired on Sunday, was reportedly on UT’s list:
With Doeren staying at NC State, Tennessee plans to talk to former Texas A&M coach Kevin Sumlin, sources tell ESPN.
#Tennessee may now try and hustle to get a deal done with Kevin Sumlin who is likely to be in play for some potential vacancies.
— Bruce Feldman (@BruceFeldmanCFB) November 30, 2017
Someone suggested former Arizona State head coach Todd Graham, who was also fired Sunday.
Yo Tennessee, make the call. http://pic.twitter.com/dHMgL772Oz
— Tim Ring (@timringTV) November 30, 2017
Former Ole Miss head coach Hugh Freeze, who was asked to resign in July after the university came across phone records that revealed a call to an escort service, was also suggested:
.@John_Currie http://pic.twitter.com/okjLd8a3ck
— Zach Berry (@Zach_Berry) November 30, 2017
Former Nebraska coach Mike Riley also got a bid:
Tennessee should hire Mike Riley. Just let the man keep failing upwards.
— SCRIPT. FLIPPED. (@Crafty_Consumer) November 30, 2017
And as for a couple of coaches who probably aren’t being considered...
I should’ve mentioned this in the beginning, but — nothing and no one is off-limits for #VolTwitter folks. How bout Louisville head coach Bobby Petrino?
Bobby Petrino to Tennessee? #Volunteers #SEC
— Moe Khan (@MoeKhan19) November 30, 2017
Tennessee should hire Bobby Petrino. His style of offense would separate itself in SEC.
— John Anthony (@ElGamblingGuru) November 30, 2017
Or South Carolina’s Will Muschamp, who has a freaking 6-0 record against Tennessee as a head coach?
Can't go 0-7 against him next year if y'all hire him, Vols. http://pic.twitter.com/DMzfv7jPiu
— Violence (@PhilKenSaban) November 30, 2017
I highly doubt Bob Stoops would come out of retirement to inherit Tennessee’s football program, buuut:
What’s Bob Stoops doing maybe he should just go to Tennessee
— James (@Mussallem) November 30, 2017
Some fans have resorted to just hiring back Butch Jones.
I mean, can you blame them after how wild this coach search has been over the last week?
Tennessee should just rehire Butch Jones and be like..... http://pic.twitter.com/id4Z4fE4mP
— Dustin James (@dustinjames) November 30, 2017
maybe Tennessee should just hire Butch Jones? Already paying him.
— doug (@dropstones) November 30, 2017
Tennessee should have just kept Butch Jones. Cause that’s what Dave Doeren is. A glorified Butch Jones
— King T-Time (@Ayo_TTime9) November 30, 2017
Maybe Tennessee should just hire Butch Jones?
— NoleScan (@Skinny_Smalls) November 30, 2017
Or, what about keeping on interim head coach Brady Hoke?
He went 0-2 as the head coach after Jones was fired.
@finebaum hey Paul. Tennessee should just keep Brady Hoke at this point. He has a better record than anyone they are looking at. Thanks Alum '82
— Bonnie Mitchum (@MitchumBonnie) November 30, 2017
Tennessee should just make Brady Hoke the full time coach
— Greg Smith (@GregSmithHV) November 30, 2017
Dark horse candidate: Peyton Manning!
Zero coaching experience — doesn’t matter!!!
At this point Tennessee should just hire Peyton Manning.
— JHutch (@JHutch90) November 30, 2017
Tennessee should just hire Peyton Manning to coach. He’s probably not doing anything. #Omaha http://pic.twitter.com/24yIx4O4ug
— Felix (@FelixRadio) November 30, 2017
As I said yesterday, Tennessee should just hire Peyton Manning and be done with it. https://t.co/x6prllvOUi
— Scott Hood (@ScottHood63) November 30, 2017
I’m not even joking when I say this, but even LaVar Ball’s name has floated around.
Lavar ball should just coach Tennessee at this point .
— Ryan Ticino (@Ticinoville) November 30, 2017
Maybe Tennessee should hire this clown. He seems to know everything there is to know about coaching, regardless of the sport. http://pic.twitter.com/dLVsz5KByR
— John Green (@CoachJGreen) November 30, 2017
One of my favorites — EMCC head coach and star Netflix’s of Last Chance U — Buddy Stephens’ name has been thought of quite a bit, folks.
Tennessee should just go get Buddy Stephens from Last Chance U. @Vol_Football @VolNation
— Brandon Suggs (@VolsUofT) November 30, 2017
At this point Tennessee should hire Buddy Stephens from Last Chance U.
— Jaylon T. Thompson (@jaylonthompson) November 30, 2017
I mean, wouldn’t you wanna see this happening on the sidelines, as Stephens did during Season 2 of the show?
Tennessee should hire Buddy Stephens.
— Aaron Morse (@MorseCode206) November 30, 2017
Tennessee should hire the coach from last chance u. That way instead of not being able to find a head coach they won’t be able to find assistant coaches.
— michigan ken (@bigunc1) November 30, 2017
We’re now going to enter the highly improbable, but potentially possible, portion of these.
Never say never, folks!
Could I interest you in Stone Cold Steve Austin, WWE wrestler, and new Tennessee head coach?
Does anyone say no? I doubt it. http://pic.twitter.com/fkJxE4FHbo
— Zach (@zrau) November 30, 2017
Tennessee should just hire my hubby and be done with it! #muscles #allsmiles
— Mallory Wilson (@the_MAL_Wilson) November 30, 2017
Fire up the #Chesney2Knoxville hashtag:
Tennessee should hire Kenny Chesney.
— bridget (@bridgetgoirish) November 30, 2017
I’LL BE DAMNED IF ERIC TAYLOR FROM FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS GETS LEFT OUT OF THIS SEARCH.
It's quite clear who Tennessee should hire. http://pic.twitter.com/AcsA2qAIYj
— Mark Passwaters (@mbpRivals) November 30, 2017
How about inanimate objects? We’ve got plenty:
First, let’s consider hiring Tennessee’s sideline prop -- the turnover trash can.
#TrashCan4TennesseeHeadCoach http://pic.twitter.com/uJjUgDYxwB
— Gray Hardison (@BellyoftheBeast) November 30, 2017
Tennessee should hire the turnover trash can at this point.
— Matthew Musso (@mattman_16) November 30, 2017
Mascots? Rocks? Why not.
At this point, Tennessee should just let that rock be the coach. https://t.co/IfRJkMlixH
— Dooley (@DooleyMcStitch) November 30, 2017
At this point, Tennessee should just name Smokey, their dog mascot, as coach. @ClayTravis would say "still better than Schiano."
— Steve Millar (@Millar_S) November 30, 2017
NASCAR’s mascot, Lugnut, even declined the job on Thursday.
BREAKING Lugnut has decided to turn down the coaching position at #Tennessee and will remain at Charlotte Motor Speedway! http://pic.twitter.com/NGWHK0DFff
— Charlotte Motor Speedway (@CLTMotorSpdwy) November 30, 2017
These are some terrible ideas, but some people just want to watch the world burn.
Pull the trigger Vols......He already has the orange tie. You know you want to do it. What could possibly go wrong? http://pic.twitter.com/v0y2rE3yEJ
— Seth Weitz (@professorweitz) November 30, 2017
Personally I’d love to see former LA Rams coach Jeff Fisher get the job for one reason only.
Tennessee should hire Jeff Fisher.
— Jeffrey Chonko (@Gooner_Chonko) November 30, 2017
And that reason is the following:
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Speaking of the NFL, New England Patriots head coach Bill Belichick is a longshot, but you gotta believe in something!
Tennessee should hire bill belichick. He’s good.
— trev (@tjdunn9) November 30, 2017
Some Tennessee fans threw out different methods to find its next coach, and some are intriguing!
At this point, #Tennessee football should just backpack through Europe in 2018 and try to find itself.
— Sean Gallagher (@GallagherRadio) November 30, 2017
Tennessee should just let the fans coach next year via twitter polls
— Big Cat (@BarstoolBigCat) November 30, 2017
Maybe Tennessee should just runa Twitter poll and let social media pick who the next coach will be. They've already done a whale of a job determining who it won't be! http://pic.twitter.com/orKxYxp8V5
— Richard Schumacher (@rwschumacher) November 30, 2017
Tennessee should just hold open auditions for the new coach
— MJA (@MJA773) November 30, 2017
Lastly, I give you this, which is pure gold, and captures this coach search brilliantly:
The Tennessee coaching search has been very difficult to follow so I made a video to simplify things for the masses. http://pic.twitter.com/bgUulJtErt
— Ted Harrison (@tedvid) November 30, 2017
Hopefully you enjoyed this ride through the depths of #VolTwitter as much as I did.
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I’m feeling touch starved as hell right now so ima project onto my favorite Jhutch character for relief
Touch Starved!Clapton x Male!reader hcs
CW: slightly suggestive
𖤐 Clapton, who will literally follow you to the end of the earth. He knows it can drive you up the wall sometimes and he looks like a dumb lost puppy while doing so but he just wants to be near you all the time.
𖤐 Clapton, who will toss and turn in bed and not sleep at all until he’s in your bed with his arms wrapped around you as he cuddles you close to his chest. The gentle huffs of your breathing calming him down.
𖤐 Clapton, who hates it when your hand isn’t on his thigh while you’re driving. If your hand isn’t on his thigh his leg will shake crazily, so much it rocks the whole car.
𖤐 Clapton abstained loves it when your hands are on his cheeks. If he’s really sleepy he’ll just cradle his head into your hands. But it really makes him melt when you kiss his forehead or rub his cheeks.
𖤐 Will beg you for hours on end for you to just touch him if you’re busy. Yet if you ignore him he’ll just act like a sad puppy. He’ll just cry once you’re done doing whatever and just beg you to finally touch him.
𖤐 When having sex he constantly wants your hands on his body. Not in the normal way but more in a way where he never wants you to let go till you’re both done. Red handprints will be left on his body for weeks from how tight he wants you to hold him.
𖤐 When horny, he doesn’t always want something intense. He’ll just want something light like giving you and handjob or vise versa. And cockwarming, his favorite is cockwarming because it just feels so great when you’re inside him.
Yes this was short and prolly cringe but I’m stressed out and in desperate need of attention and touch so here the fuck you go
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