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batz · 6 months

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i really think that some doctors need to be mauled by wild animals what do you MEAN didnt believe theres glands under your tongue!!! how many millions of years ago did he go to medical school!!! im so mad for you right now

i think some doctors just get like disillusioned or whatever but its NO excuse for them to not know that there are salivary glands under the tongue or other very normal things to know. and then be v rude and dismissive about very normal concerns. but maybe the doctor did know what was going on and just wanted me out of the clinic asap.

but also ive had to point out like rlly normal anatomical things to doctors lately im wondering if walk in clinics are just hiring randos off indeed at this point LMAO

#i joke but i mean they might as well be :')#dude wasnt even old he had to be like MAYBE 40. he was just. IDK . doctors r confusing i dont understand their logic #i still cant believe he thought salivary glands were ONLY in the cheeks #whatd be think was under the tongue?#he pointed to a picture of a ranula (very OBVIOUSLY not what i have bc i have sharp hard rock in my gland and a ranula is like-#-saliva filled sac beneath the floor of ur mouth that becomes super big.) and he asked if thats what i have #i pointed to the small rock. then to the picture. and said that they were different. it was a salivary stone #he didnt believe me???#like im not claiming to have severe disease i just want this thing to be removed . it takes like 30 seconds .#but doctors here refuse to do work. even if the work involves doing 5 seconds of paperwork to send me to a specialist.#iim so sorry for ranting BFNSSHSHS its just like... so frustrating..! im sure doctors in the US are the same as well #everyones disillusioned with their careers now capitalism evil etc but jfc doctors shuold Still care for ppl or QUIT if they rlly cant omg

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mayoiayasep · 1 year

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god if the yoru ni kakeru cover doesnt sound like the best thing ive ever heard im fighting all of happyelements

#if this gets to be a believe 4 leaves type situation i will be on the news for murder within the next week i cant do this #cthey cant just. tease me with thie for 3 MONTHS and then not have the cover be amazing. please god i cant do this #alkadf waiting room #enstars #can you tell im losing my mind yet. im going crazy can it be thursday already jfc

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citrinide · 3 months

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Tjats a new one to add to the therapy conversations huh

#oh hey the thing I literally said was probably the issue was the issue and *I* fixed it look at that #but yes we definitely need to go through the process of forking over these to a store thatll literally just #tell you the exact fucking thing I did with a high ass price tag #because you personally are so shit with technology and refuse to believe I'm actually right about ANYTHING.#My phone is fine. Sucks for you that youre the only one experiencing problems (that i fixed. because you put it in too loosely.)#but this is literally none of our issue.#also how fucking stupid do you have to be to look at your comp sci major child WHO LIVES NOWHERE NEAR CAMPUS AND HAS NO OTHER WSY TO COMMUNI #CATE and go 'yeah Im sure you dont need your phone for your ~6 away from home and with public transport :)'#LIKE ARE YOU ACTUALLY THIS FUCKING STUPID???#AN ISSUE THAT I FIXED SO EASILY. AND YOU'RE DOUBLING DOWN TO THIS DEGREE INSTEAD OF ADMITTING YOU JUMPED THE SHARK #cecil.fm #ours work perfectly fine now that i fixed it 'yeah well im still going to need your phones >:( also remove your lock >:('#be honest. are you just mad you dont have an 'acceptable' excuse to go through my shit anymore because im an adult?#because i. yknow. kinda fucking need it FOR on campus communication. emails to staff dont just manifest out of nowhere #i cant just telepathically convey information to my group project partners who may not even be ON campus #i can NOT WAIT to get the fuck out of here oh my god #need a tea or smth tmrrw jfc.

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fiovske · 2 years

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are only ten of us watching andor this show is insane how is everybody not losing their minds like i am

#when the credits roll i am ALWAYS taken by surprise #can see my stunned reflection in the black screen #like 50 minutes have passed and I was So Engrossed in the story i Did Not realise #im just. fully stupefied by how good the episode was. Each WEEK I DO THIS!!#this week more so i cant believe how much the show got across #the sheer horror the confusion.... everything.#the hard cuts the rebellion breaks the nuances are so so well done jfc #diego luna the man that u are andor cast and crew the storytellers that u are.... holy shit

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geffenrecords · 9 months

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DUDE RANCH CD 💥💥💯💥💯💯🦅‼️🦅🦅💥💥🦅🦅‼️‼️‼️

#i cant believe i found it....barnes & nobles maybe i do owe you 4ever....theyre so fucking cute on this one #tom pleaee. tom.pelase im sorry i called you insane last night i didnt mean it pleawe pick up the phone.and put the piercings back in pleas #zyz #the falling asleep in the prison yard jokes. you guys are terrible. heart emoji #i found where are your boys tonight too but like. im nawt paying $32 jfc

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odinsblog · 1 year

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Umm… what does it mean when

a married work acquaintance is blushing and tells you she had a dream about you, but won’t tell you about the dream??? the more I press her, the more she blushes

#like damn kay #fuck #major fuckn malfunction girl #u never shoulda even told me about it #jfc - its super easy to keep hot ass married women off your to do list bc errbody knows married women are off limits #thats one line ive nevr crossed and dont intend to cross #but ……. damn shes pretty af #sigh #oh well #¯\_(ツ)_/¯#and yes if u ever see this kay im using your real name bc im pissed that u put me in this position #damn. ive always had a crush on her but i cannot believe how mad i am over this and idk why it makes me so angry #i cant believe how heated this has got me

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arsonist-chicken · 2 years

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#rant noises #cant say i'm not hungry now cant say i dont want to drink sparkling wine just because it was our birthday and my sisters back cant say i #dont want to take a picture with my sister #and then she goes and says shes sick of always having to beg for that and then no one smiling in the pictures #what the fuck does she expect when she always forces these things on us and then acts like i'm in the wrong because 'i always say no to #everything and pull a face' like ffs excuse me for having a face and being annoyed when me saying no is ignored #and the sparkling wine??? i know this country has an alcohol problem but maybe i dont have to clink glasses with wine i wont drink anyway #just because 'its your 25th birthday you have to clink glasses for that!!' no???? no #no??? you literally dont??? i dont give a single fuck about that????#and sparkling wine tastes like sparkling water that has gone bad anyway ffs #i hate it here jfc #and 'you wont hsve any pictures when youre older!!!' i have plenty of pictures. with friends with people i care about taken when im not in #a bad mood from being bothered about pointless things and then bitched at for saying no #i swear to god if she posts that shit picture on her whatsapp status again im going to scream #2 more weeks until berlin and then 2 more until im back at uni and you better believe ill come back as little as somehow possible #maybe ill get a job where i have to work on christmas!#anyway #gonna go calm down or whatever and do my laundry and then text back people finally #its been a 'once in a century flooding and cats brought fleas a g a i n' kinda weekend #dont mind me im just using the tags to rant

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the-kipsabian · 2 years

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the world is such a cruel fucking place

i can afford one us trip this year. and now i gotta choose the convention i build it around

which means i need to choose if i wanna meet ethan and orange cassidy, penelope and wardlow, or the house of black and im fucking scREAMING

#night is an absolute mess on main #living in europe sucks!! plane tickets are expensive as shit!!#these three cons are too close to one another to let me save up for multiple trips and too far apart to be covered at once!!#i cant believe the world is making me choose jfc im gonna die #first world problems I KNOW but i never get to do this and now i have too many options asdfghjkl

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27treks · 18 days

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better day today. kitchen is still gross which I hate but eh I dont want to [redacted] myself rn so I'll take it ig

#so many of the people i work with are not only nice but also incredibly fun to be around #they don't have the typical “i hate my job” american mob mentality like yeah no job is perfect or even great but people #talk like you neeeeeed to hate your job like do i? i haven't let my jobs get to me in a long while and its been amazing for #my mental health. like idk its filed under the same brand as the superiority behind “i only slept 3 hours last night!” bs #nah dude get sleep enjoy what you can dont drink so much coffee life is so short and so stupid and meaningless #life is so unserious i cant believe how some people are. like yeah there are serious things but jfc not everything is dire #anyway we're ordering out tonight so im hype

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callouiee · 6 months

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#cant believe im cosidering taking 21 units next sem #ive always taken only 18 units but im so scared that #i might lose time and--i dont even wanna say it cos i might jinx it 😭#knock on wood knock on wood knock on wood #but if i do end up getting 21 units 🤞#hopefully i might still have time to do fun things 😭🤞🤞🤞#uni diaries #(also im very stressed abt these last two months of this year #its like midterms and finals are merged into one jfc #thank god i have a reward after all this: seeing louis this january 🥹😭)

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katyobsesses · 2 years

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#so i definitely have whatever illness my mum just did #but will she believe me? nope.#im pretty sure i have a fever too but we dont have a thermometer so...#first thing im buying for my first aid kit when i move out os a themometer jfc #i feel like absolute shit and all she says when i tell her is #''you dont go outside. its like your becoming a shut in.'' and ''youre okay enough to play dnd apparently''#firstly as far as i know ill be completely unable to play dnd tomorrow so fuxk off #secondly the reason i rarely leave the house is because 1. notging to do here #and 2. youd butt in and wonder where im going like im 16 again #and also 3. im pretty sure staying here over the pandemic has made me mildly agoraphobic #like i literally freeze when i need to go outside. sometimes even just leave my ROOM #i cant with this anymore #can my anxiety fucking leave just for a couple of months?#just so i can get a job and settle a bit and move the fuck out of here #i want to be an adult again. i want privacy!! independence!!!!#and also i want to not feel like im about to throw up omg i feel like shit #i might have yo yake a covid test uhg #though my mums came out negative so???#katy liveblogs life 2022

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thecherrygod · 2 years

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If my dad doesn't stop saying that anything i say are excuses I'm gonna commit atrocities

#my posts #sir if you state one more opinion or anything im gonna commit a sin #my mom asked me to help her tomorrow with something and when i agreed i was sure id have time but they changed a date for this assignment #ive been complaining about. and i got sick which im dure its his fault bc he doesnt mask and he was sick too. so between the #mental and physical illness ive been struggling a lot so i havent finished this yet so i don't think i can help her in the end #shes okay with it she understands. then why the FUCK does this man say im using the. assignment as an excuse #id love to do anything except this assignment believe me id do anything id take my own eyes out of their cavities #but no. it is an excuse. fuck you jfc #'if youve known the date you have to submit this then you always knew you wouldnt be able to help' sir #i cant see the fucking future????? i wanted to have this done by yesterday if it depended on me??????#i. dont think it. depends on me. i dont think anything is under my control and this feels like salt on the wound why is it always #why does he always thkn this are excuses are you fucking kidding me i.#im not mentally stable enough for this honestly i already feel like ive reached my limits when i got sick on monday #so honestly i just want to do so many self destructive things and in the end i wont do any of them bc that even lacks a point #this is ridiculous.#gonna try to work on my assignment bc genuinely theres nothing else for me to do. at all.

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steviesbicrisis · 1 year

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Stranger Things S2 rewatch thoughts

I finally finished rewatching S2 and this is everything I've written down as I was watching lmao

KEITH USED TO WORK AT THE ARCADE?? Also the arcade is right next to family video so Keith just moved next door in season 3 lmao

Steve omg you’re so cute stop

FINALLY MAX IS HERE

Okay Billie is bad, yes? We all agree Billie is bad, right? But Dacre IS SO HOT I CANNOT HE TOOK A “PORCA TROIA” OUT OF ME LIKE IT WAS NOTHING

Honestly they’re so dope for dressing up as ghostbusters and going to school with matching outfits

Ugh Nancy and Steve are so terrible for each other

Steve’s face during the bullshit scene really broke my heart 🥺

People being annoyed at Joyce for being super protective of Will like what?? That boy was proclaimed dead, they had a funeral and he turned out to be in another dimension??? I dare you to not be at least a little paranoid

I’m getting the gayest vibes ever from this basketball + shower scene I’m not even joking, Harrington 100% felt what it is like to be a girl objectified in a nightclub

Billy calling Steve pretty boy is so fucked up like are you Eddie Munson? No so imma need you to back off ✋

Jfc no wonder Vecna chose max she’s a walking gold mine for therapists

One drive with Billy would be enough for me to become a target for Vecna I swear

A part of me will always blame Dustin for the cat’s death 🥲

Stranger things is so good I cannot fucking believe my eyes sometimes

First Nancy, now Hopper… can they like, stop going inside creepy ass portals all by themselves? FFS

OH MY GOD ERICA WAS SO SMALL HOW CUTE SINDFKJDF

Lucas telling Max “if I tell you the truth, you could be arrested or killed. Do you accept the risk?” Hits different now

FINALLY THE DUSTIN/STEVE DUO IS BORN

I was today years old when I realized Nancy broke up with Steve in S1 for a month but then she got back with him because she got tired of waiting for Jonathan

Dustin’s proud smile when Steve told him “good call dude” I CANT IM WEEK IM CRYING ON THE FLOOR

I will never get over Dustin’s pure adoration for Steve in this season

JUSTICE FOR BOB

BOB NEWBY THE SUPERHERO 😭😭😭

Everyone: it’s like the mind flyer! Steve&Max: don’t speak nerd in my presence pls

I’m sorry but Mike holding that small trophy as a weapon LOL

I CANNOT BELIEVE THE KIDS WERE AT THE WINDOW WHEN BILLY CAME ARE STUPID

I cannot believe they wanted to leave a beaten-up and concussed Steve behind, are you crazy???

I totally forgot that Steve, in a span of a couple of hours, pushed his girlfriend to be with another guy, got beaten up defending kids he barely knows and then went down - all beaten up and concussed - the upside down tunnels just for said kids?? ARE U EVEN REAL MAN?

Will turning to Mike when that girl asked him to dance 🥺

Nancy is so fucking right, those girls are so stupid turning Dustin down like fuck you who do you think you are????

Jopper at the end, I love my parents so much

Here my thoughts on S1!

#I know I took a long time #I wanted to savor it okay??#Steve season 2 is premium quality #I know I mostly talk about steve but like #have you seen my blog???#you should be surprised when I DONT talk about him #stranger things #stranger things rewatch #random st thoughts #season 2 rewatch #stranger things 2 rewatch

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thatdeadaquarius · 1 year

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Reader that can emit sounds from their memory(like as an aura)

Walk into a room? Why do I hear boss music

Comedic timing? Fuck yeah.

Bored? Jumpscare noise.

Zhongli talking? Jeopardy theme.

Someone is annoying? Earrape.

Think about it!

Hello! I’m the 12th Harbinger, aka as CHIL- bitch shut the fuck up, WHATS UP ITS YA BOY AQUARIUSSS- /ref

lmao imagine you walking into a room like this in teyvat, with like that audio I SAVE BY GIVING IT CPR- TIGHT AS VIRGIN BOY DONT GET NERVOUS-

(also ill stop apologizing for the late replies to these, bc as we all know by now that im slow and u will get answered eventually i promise tumblr most likely didnt delete u guys asks im just hoarding them LMAO)

I’ve been super busy running in circles so sorry about ghosting! I still very much enjoy and love u guys and love seeing you guys enjoy my stuff :’)

Still cant believe that, but thank you!

JEOPARDY THEME MUSIC WHEN ZHONGLI TALKS

HE’D BE SO CONFUSED

THINKIN HE GOT AN ANCIENT CURSE HE DOESNT KNOW ABT PUT ON HIM OR SMTH BC HE’S ALWAYS BEING STALKED BY THIS SONG-

(tbh unless the person is super observant I dont think most ppl would get that it’s YOU causing this chaos lmao)

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Like I can see Zhongli eventually getting it lol, other ppl I could see after the first few weeks of interacting with you (esp bc you mix it up, honestly it was only bc u kept playing the jeopardy theme over and over when Zhongli ranted on too long that he got it was you 💀):

Heizou (he’s the best detective on all of Inazuma’s islands, ofc he got it! no he will not acknowledge that he totally thought you were hiding a very musical tanuki somewhere on your person at all times lol)

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Alhaitham and Cyno (haitham took like, two hours of walking around town with you and knew, bc he’s a little know-it-all lazy bastard like that, and Cyno is actually just really aware, despite what most ppl think, he’s the General Mahamatra and not just a regular Mahamatra for a reason after all)

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Tighnari (i stg he can like, smell when bullshittery is happening in his vicinity …or... hear?)

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Venti (unsurpringly, he’s totally in love with this power of yours, i mean he definitely loves you cares about you a lot he says, but you’re starting to think he’s just lying to butter you up into pranking Diluc, Barbara, Jean, and really the entirety of Mondstadt more often including Zhongli just so he can laugh until he’s on the ground again, also he definitely once asked you to make a dragon sound that’s the equivalent of shouting FUCK at Dvalin when he was flying overhead one day)

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Hmm

Hm hm hmmmm

Who elseee, i need a characcctterrr lisstttt…

Albedo (duh, he’s albedo, you think he has an entirely too thick folder dedicated to your recent obsessions, you rant a lot about it while playing and also he can access your browsing history 👀, and he somehow doesn't know that about you?? You’re like, literally one of his long-term, there-for-life, has-bought-a-house-for-free-in-his-head-you- arent-even-on-rent-anymore, hyperfixations or special interests. Autistic!Albedo is autistic, Because I Am Your God, And I Say It Is So.)

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Dehya (always knows when its you walking around near her bc you like to listen to your old world’s songs too often when you arent pranking bitches, she actually rlly likes it and your music tastes…)

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HOLY FUCK SPEED RUN BC GOD THERE’S TOO MANY BITCHES WANNA BE YOUR BABY, RIDING AROUND IN A DAMN MERCEDES-

OKAY-

SO not all in the same way or at the same time, or even the same length of time did they realize you literally change background music or some shit so I’ll let you just- you know okay- like you get it- you get it.

Xiao, Kazuha, Kaeya, Diluc, Ayato, Yae Miko, Keqing, Qiqi, Klee, Sara, Kuki, Nahida, Ningguang, Rosaria, Scaramouche/Babygirl, Dainsleif, Kokomi, Xinyan, Yun Jin, Yelan.

Jfc got the whole damn pride flag up here

Anyway everybody else outta luck, at least takes em a month or longer to get it lol

♡

Sorry abt the end there i didnt feel like writing out all those bitches bc the few I did before were already longer than I thought they’d be…

Also, I am posting these spam of drafts (and that old follower 100+ event possession headcanons in prep for the next 2 weeks bc I will be really busy, again :/

Got spring break shenanigans this week, then I’ll be running around like a cat with zoomies bc im getting ready to install/actually submit my artworks for the gallery exhibition!

…wish me luck or prayers or anything good from any god you believe in, I need the strength.

With love, safe travels,

💀♒️

♡the beloveds♡

@karmawonders / @0rah-s / @randomnatics / @glxssynarvi / @nexylaza / @genshin-impacts-me / @wholesomey-artist

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arthurtaylorlester · 6 months

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RETURN OF THE KING: MALEVOLENT LIVEBLOG EPISODE 37 THE FARM

spoilers (you already know)

back at it with some humming!

JOHN MY BELOVED !!!! youre so bitchy i love him

HES SO PETTY HELP

harpers hill mention omg (harpers hill hijinks coming soon)

“MY BOOK HMPH 😤” girl 😭😭

“i didnt realise” yes because you cant see and john is like really really dumb

it kills me that john is bitching about oscar not finding anything but like what information have you contributed in the last 3 episodes

ive missed bullying john

malevolent is a comedy and i will stand by that

mmm rain sounds

HYPNOS GREEK GOD MENTION ‼️

“can you imagine hahah” yes i can it was the best arc of the show send tweet

well you havent seen his face

whys john being so quiet all of a sudden?

OH WHAT THEFUCK I SAW RHIS COMING

“i suppose ill just watch again” SOMEONE IS A JEALOUS GIRL

arthur ignoring john….. the girls are going to DIVORCE

“not you sorry ^_^” and then he goes back to ignoring john?? girl

oh wait that was very sweet

WHAT THE FUCK I JUST TOOK ABDHDNFN

sorry arthur speaking to john like that just destroyed me

I TRUST YOU AND YOUR MY FRIEND??? IM NOT TRYING TO IGNORE YOU?? THEYRE COMMUNICATING A

“its not because i dont care 💛” “…yes?” oscar this isnt about you

poor guy though he must be so confused

arthurs tone changes so much when he speaks to john

someone get john a pair of glasses either that or he was too busy daydreaming to see the turnoff

oh of course john would want to split off because he hasnt ever seen a horror movie arthur if you die then it’s your fault for not showing him the movie 🙄

“we might have to sleep in the car” okayyyy

oh so now john wants to give him info because he deserves to know

aaaand now he doesnt want to tell him. we love a hypocritical king !!!

return of the canadian sourry

you dont need to sound so smug that he looks hurt john 😭😭

okay oscar love the existential crisis while reading very relatable

is he gonna say arthur is his purpose

oh for fucks sake

NOT THE SOFT “oscar”

ok oscar is def into arthur and arthur saying “i don’t believe in god” is like rejection. this is how unrequited blindfaith can still win.

also god believes in you? well john and kayne sure seem to believe in him for what its worth

oscar nooo dont devote yourself to arthur that never ends well

john i dont care about oscar either but you have got to stop laying it on so think jfc

john the undefeated more like john the opportunist

“woAH” same john same

oooh so john can see auras now basically?

what monster are we gonna find in the barn 👀

oh that sounds fun actually though /j

AWW I KNEW HE WAS GONNA ASK IF HE WAS OK

ok i love how prominent the dreamlands are this episode i was just thinking about how good it was

john just wants his alone time with arthur because he cant answer his questions

“i need another set of eyes” thats like the one thing john can do it must be kinda sad to like, not be able to fully do the one thing you used to be great at

“ *gasp* a forgotten one :0” john dont act like you know what that means

hey is john a forgotten one then. is he. is he though.

can everyone except arthur feel the weirdness of places

NOT THE MUSIC BOX MUSIC IN THE BACKGROUND HARLAN WHEN ARE YOU GIVING US AN OST PLEASE IM BEGGIN YOU

ITS MIDNIGHT DONT GO IN THE FUCKING BASEMENT ITS RAINING YOURE BEING CHASED BY AN EDLRITCH THING

john its ok if you didnt see it you dont need to justify yourself ❤️‍🩹

john sounds almost scared to go in the basement lol

the stairs are gonna give out at a later date im calling it

what could possibly happen in the last 15 minutes

a door ajar omg is that a wtnv reference

did arthur almost die by getting crushed by a bunch of furniture

oh a barricade i know what this is about

oh happy halloween btw guys

OSCAR JUMPSCARE

my honest reaction too john

what… what did you just sink into….

oh hole in roof, cool

arthur pay attention oscar hes gonna set hjmself on fire on accident

the jarthur was too busy analysing the painting to pay attention to oscar

OH GODDAMIT ARTHRJ WHAT THE FUCK JOHN WHAT THE DAGGER? THE ONE HE SLIT HIS THROAT WITH

oh he wants to cut it off ok

jfc 7 minutes oh no

I CALLED THE STAIRS CAVING IN

GUYS HE WAS READING THE BOOK OFC HE KNOWS

question: how strong is arthur physically

“A TOWEL!” “A TOWEL?” as i said a comedy

WE GOT A “WELL DONE ORTHUR” LETS GO

you know its weird that i can handle this fine but couldnt deal with the michael torture in the woe.begone finale

NO ARTHUR ITS NOT OK

HES ISNT GOING TO MAKE IT

oh ok hes fine sort of ok

the music goes so hard again

that arthur was so scared

ok the arms alive run

or get john to arm wrestle it idk

“what thE fUCK WHAT THE FUCK” my daily vocabulary

and oscar was right :)

RUN YOU IDIOTS

arthur you could at least carry him instead of dragging him that poor poor man

i find it amusing that this mostly happened because of jarthur studying a painting and ignoring the man currently in possession of their braincells

indeed what do we do now

and thats a wrap! oh boy what an episode i have THOUGTHTS (oscar is not surviving this)

i know like maybe 2 people read this type of posts but i enjoy making and reading them back. so if youd like me to keep going with these i will :)

#malevolent #malevolent podcast #unhinged aromantics #arthur lester #john doe #john malevolent #arthur malevolent #malevolent john #malevolent arthur #oscar malevolent #malevolent oscar #malevolent spoilers #mr scratch #malevolent part 37

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br1ghtestlight · 6 months

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random thought but i love eugene mirman's gene sounds ESPECIALLY when gene is sleeping. they're so good & cute

louise tina bob and linda looking @ gene literally exactly like this when he forgets how his song goes at breakfast LMAOO

love that tina and louise seem to actually pay attention to what songs gene is writing and what they're about despite the fact that there are SO MANY. supportive family <3

gene's dream.... bro that was god speaking to you. like for real wtf

also im only a minute in and there are SO MANY good screenshots already he's such a cutie i love him so much!!!! <3 gene episodes my beloved

"Now I'm going to change into last night's pajamas, AKA my only pajamas, and brush my teeth with Tina's toothbrush because that's what I accidentally did last night."

"Wait, what?"

gene and tina are so silly?? 😭

me and gene share many similarities including waking up in the middle of the night every two hours for no fucking reason. like THATS relatable

MR AMBROSE APPEARANCE LETS FUCKING GOOO‼️‼️ why does his voice sound slightly sped up is he okay. does he have a new voice actor?? he sounds slightly off not like in a bad way its just strange

THERE WAS A NEW VOICE ACTOR BCUZ BILLY EICHNER WASNT CREDITED maybe bcuz its such a small appearance but thats very weird. i feel like mickey fans in season 12 episode 6 when loren did that horrible mickey impression 😭😭 also whoever did his voice in this episode wasnt credited so it was somebody from the main cast doing an impression of him. will try to figure out who. sorry episode review cancelled i need to figure out who the hell voiced mr ambrose in this episode

based on the fact that u cant obviously tell who it is i dont think its eugene mirman and probably not h jon benjiman?? dan mintz can only do one voice so its not him either. probably either john roberts larry murphy or a random crew member who they didnt bother to credit

(most likely billy eischner just wasn't avaliable to voice mr ambrose due to his movie career etc so i dont blame them but it was noticeable enough to ME that i needed to figure it out. not even a bad impression honestly the average fan wouldnt notice)

"What do you lucid dream about?"

"I do revenge stuff on people who were mean to me in high school, some fantasy and science fiction, some adult stuff I can't tell you about."

this is literally the gayest thing mr ambrose has ever said omg FHFMDDJKSKS i cant believe this drama club ass nerd was bullied in high school who could have guessed. not me thats for sure

(now somebody has to write a fanfic about mr ambrose having Adult Stuff dreams about mr frond. i want this on my desk by 3pm tomorrow)

love mr ambrose and his gay ass curly hair..... mr ambrose my beloved <33 kisses u

i dont have anything to say im just strangely invested in gene's lucid dreaming plot at this point. Love all his silly little dreams and its incredible he never seems to have any nightmares or anything!!

this is reminding me of the movie where gene had a dream and he was scared that he wasn't good at music and that people weren't going to like his performance and the aliens came down to told him to stop 😭😭💔 his insecurity that he might not be that good a musician literally makes me cry. he's so sweet and kindhearted my babyy boy

CAN I SKIP SCHOOL AND GO BACK TO SLEEP LMAO

"Even successful musicians went to sixth grade, Gene."

"That's a MYTH!!"

weirdly mr ambrose started sounding completely normal at some point like did his voice actor come back and just wasn't credited?? or whoever did this impression was REALLY good jfc

mr ambrose HATES these fuckign kids bro

HES SO UNHINGED LMAO 😭😭

NOT THE STARING AGAIN. why are they literally just this image every single time gene plays music in this episode im gonna cry

love this specific frame of gene running his hand through his hair

awww bob is such a good dad

sidenote but this subplot with tina and louise is so stupid it actually made me laugh LMAO the fucking girl cricket. thr female cricket. like what if he's gay huh what then

"or if she's not his type she also makes a great best friend. she's a good listener" THANK YOU louise for acknowledging the cricket might be gay. she's an ally 🙏

AWW GENE WRITING HIS SONG <3 eugene mirman isnt a Good singer (not hating he literally says that all the time. they have to record each line seperately bcuz he cant sing on key) so its hard to tell when they're trying to make gene's songs seem good or not but this is really sweet. u can tell he just loves music so much

why is gene's song kinda making me emotional..... like this show is usually 50/50 on if it actually wants to take gene's songwriting ability seriously but in this episode its so clear how much he LOVES music and songwriting and how talented he is at it. he has trouble with focus and commitment sometimes but thats never an issue when it comes to his music and he'd happily spend an entire afternoon writing a song from start to finish (even skipping out on dinner) because he was so hyperfocused. love how much respect they give gene in this episode tbh

deeply appreciate the "larry murphy as teddy" credit despite teddy not having one single line in this entire episode. Literally just a legacy credit at this point

I LOVED THIS EPISODE 😭😭💕 i dont think it'll be as widely popular as some other episodes this season but as a gene fan and an artist this episode really resonated with me. the ending sequence was actually really beautiful (gives me the same vibes as "your heart's not broken its only growing" tbh) and i loved gene's song and all the different costumes they put him in for his dreams!! tina and louise's subplot was really cute too. very enjoyable episode if you're a gene fan or just a casual viewer who wishes he got more focus. he's SO SWEET and so passionate <3

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