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creepypastasomethingsomething · 11 months

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CreepyPasta Incorrect Quotes Pt. 8

Zalgo: I made tea

The Slender Man: I don't want tea

Zalgo: I did not make the tea for you, idiot. This is my tea

The Slender Man: Then why are you telling me?

Zalgo: It's a conversation starter

The Slender Man: That's a lousy conversation starter

Zalgo: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.

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(Y/N): How petty can you get?

BEN: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about

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Jason the Toymaker: Have you seen a person named 'Kagekao' around here?

Liu: Ugh, yes. He made a horrible mess of the blood fountain.

Bloody Painter: It looks fine to me?

Liu: IT USED TO BE WATER!!??

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(Y/N), in the house Sally haunts: I'm going to lock myself in here with the ghosts

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Jeff: Lui, what if there are monsters?

Lui: Don’t worry, we’re top of the food chain.

[Later]

Jeff, lying awake at night: I am the monster

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Masky: ...I'm pretty sure that place is fire-proof, or something.

Toby, grenade in hand: Alright, but is it explosion-proof?

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Lui: You kidnapped (Y/N)? That's illegal!

Clockwork: But Lui, what's more illegal? Briefly inconveniencing (Y/N) or destroying our dreams?

Lui: Kidnapping (Y/N), Natalie!!!

Kate: Lui, listen, whatever I may think of you right now- these guys are counting on you to inspire them!

Lui: What, to kidnap people?!

Clockwork: To work together!

Lui: TO KIDNAP PEOPLE?!?!?!

Jane: Lui, we all agreed a celebrity is a not a people.

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Hobo Heart: What if people had food names and food had people names?

Jason the toymaker: Hey, spaghetti, we're having Helen for dinner.

Bloody Painter: What is wrong with you people?

Kagekao: Shut up, chocolate.

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Nurse Ann, to the squad: And remember, if I get harsh with you it is only because you're doing it all wrong.

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*The squad's reaction to being told they're the chosen one*

(Y/N): I will not let you down.

Jame: Sounds fun.

Hobo Heart: K.

E.J: No, I'm fucking not.

Dr. Smiley: Do I have to be?

Lui: Please god, I am so tired.

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The Puppetteer: Hey, did you know as a kid I accidentally ate paper?

Bloody Panter: I feel like we've all done that at least once

Judge Angels: I ate it too-

Bloody Panter: See?

Judge Angels: -On purpose

The Puppetteer & Bloody Panter: ...What?

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BEN: Physically, yes, I could fight a bird. But emotionally? Imagine the toll.

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Toby: People are always asking me if I'm a morning person or a night person

Toby: And I'm just like, 'Buddy! I'm barely even a PERSON!'

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Lui: Would you like something to drink? *opens fridge* We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-

Jeff: Spiders?

Lui: Spiders it is then.

Zalgo: No, that wasn't-

*Lui then pours Jeff a brimming glass of spiders*

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Hairdresser: How would you like your hair cut?

(Y/N): Preferably with scissors, but a sword could be badass.

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cherry-cristal · 11 months

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Would the Survivors recognize Nicolas Cage?

So, I’m gonna put if the survivors gonna recognize Nic when he finally arrives to this hell

SURVIVORS / KILLLERS

YES/NO (if yes) Would they gush about it?

Dwight Fairfield: YES/NO | Dwight is you average white guy with average taste so of course he knows who’s Nicolas Cage is. He gushed, but not too much, from shyness and politeness.

Meg Thomas: YES/NO | She looks like she watches shitty movies with her mom whenever possible, so of course she knows who he is! She gushws, so much, like, she’s 10/10 an extrovert she made him sign so much leaves.

Claudette Morel: YES/NO | She knows who he is, has watch like, 2 and a half of his movies and knows more about his memes than him.

Jake Park: YES/NO | He knows who he is, but not being a huge movie person he doesn’t really care.

Nea Karlsson: YES/NO | She’s from 2021, she was a young delinquent and passed more on the streets that in front of a screen so she knows but she couldn’t give more of a fuck.

Laurie Strode: YES/NO | Her nightmare began in 1978, and the next few years because of her brother she could keep up with media.

Ace Visconti: YES/NO | HE KNOWS HIM and he knows how to fake his sign, he had got sooo much money with that scam! He of course asked for his autograph!

William "Bill" Overbeck: YES/NO | He was a veteran, bitter about the civy life, he heard his name once or twice but don’t really know him.

Feng Min: YES/NO | SHE RAN A FORUM FULL OF HIS MEMES! She was fan of his shitpost and asked him to reenact so much of her favorite dialogues!

David King: YES/NO | He knows who he is, has seen a few of his movies but doesn’t really care, so when he sees him he was like ‘yooo, no even celebrities are safe from this shithole’ and that’s all.

Quentin Smith: YES/NO | He knew the memes (the old ones) but after everything with Freddy and now being in the Entity realm he forgot about him.

Detective David Tapp: YES/NO | He saw like, two of his movies and that was all, his ex-wife was a fan but he doesn't really paid attention to mainstream media being a workaholic and all.

Kate Denson: YES/NO | She’s from the 60′ I don’t think Nic Cage was even born.

Adam Francis: YES/NO | He actually learn about him when the Nicolastick became famous in Japan, but nothing more.

Jeffrey "Jeff" Johansen: YES/NO | He watched a lot of his movies when he was around 18 or 19, and even if he’s not as much as a fan now he still gushed a little about him.

Jane Romero: YES/NO | SHE had meet him before, even drink with him, but since their circles weren't really comparable, they didn't keep contact, she welcomed him not differently from whoever else falls in this nightmare.

Ashley J. Williams: YES/NO | Everything went to shit in 1982 for him, jumping from age to age and trauma to trauma he doesn’t even know what year he was taken from.

Nancy Wheeler/Steve Harrington: YES/NO | Being from the 80′s, and with all that went on with Eleven and the kids, they don’t know who he is.

Yui Kimura: YES/NO | She knows him because Hiro (her bff) is a fan of his movies and camped with him outside a store when they announced the Nicolasticks, she almost cried when she saw him because she was reminded of Hiro and how he was when she dissapeared and really couldn’t face him in a while.

Zarina Kassir: YES/NO | She know he exist, maybe saw... one? Two movies? But she’s not interested in fiction movies and being a workaholic didn’t let her much time to care about celebrities.

Cheryl Mason: YES/NO | Nope, no idea, no having time for teenhood and all that “vessel of a god and Silent Hill stuff” didn't give her much time to kept up with celebrities.

Felix Richter: YES/NO | He knows him, his tailor once told him they tailored a suit for him, but that’s all to be honest.

Élodie Rakoto: YES/NO | Knows, doesn’t care, she’s too busy trying to save her parents thank you very mucho.

Yun-Jin Lee: YES/NO | She knows who he is, doesn't really caring BUT since Ji-Woon was SO OBSESSED WITH HIM she actually tries to avoid him... And everyone else to be honest.

Jill Valentine: YES/NO | Even if Nic’s career started to be noticed in the 90′s she didn't have time to go to the cinema so maybe heard about him from strangers in the streets, but that’s all.

Leon Scott Kennedy: YES/NO | Goody-two-shoes freshly outa school rookie cop Leon sure didn’t have time (or actually care) about the upcoming actors.

Mikaela Reid: YES/NO | SHE KNOWS HIM, she went to a couple of comic cons to meet him and has an autograph from him, she gushes so much and actually gets hurt when he told her he didn't remember her.

Jonah Vasquez: YES/NO | His movies were what keeps him sane whenever he had a little bit of time for himself, he binge watched every-single-one, with beer and stale nachos.

Yoichi Asakawa: YES/NO | He has seen a couple of movies and were there when almost all of his student were late to class because they camped to try to buy a Nicolastick.

Haddie Kaur: YES/NO |Knows about him, has seen a couple of movies, knows a few memes, but that’s all, she’s busy, ok? That doesn't mean she didn't ask for an autograph...

Ada Wong: YES/NO | Nope, Nicolas what? No idea, doesn’t care, doesn’t matter.

Rebecca Chambers: YES/NO | Even if she doesn't know who he is, she gushes about meeting a celebrity, especially the Entity’s Realm!

Vittorio Toscano: YES/NO | Dude’s older that dust, he doesn’t know what a photograph is.

Thalita Lyra: YES/NO | Knows him, watched movies with his brother and actually really likes one of his memes, asks for an autograph for her brother (but it’s actually for her)

Renato Lyra: YES/NO | Has watched every single one of his movies in an “ironic” way, actually likes a lot of them and stuttered welcoming him.

Gabriel Soma: YES/NO | Dude’s from 2098 after a war that made humans go to outer space, I don’t think he even knows what a movie is.

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ink-vax · 4 years

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If you're still taking requests, maybe Jane? Arkensaw? Richardson? I don't know her last name. The killer. Her!! ❤

Ya mean. Queen?

(But yeah).

#my art #my artwork #jane the killler #creepypasta #creepypasta fanart

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dorr-township-library · 2 years

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Librarian Picks! Check out what the Dorr librarians are reading!

#library picks #librarians picks #librarian recs #librarian recommendations #librarian reads #library books #the christopher killler #alane ferguson #jane eyre #charlotte bronte #slave to sensation #nalini singh #the morgans #william johnstone #in the realm of hungry ghosts #gabor mate #arthurs tractor #pippa goodhart

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lydialee-yayyy · 7 years

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Jeff v.s Jane

I love Creepypasta!!!AHHHHHHHHH!!!

Jeff:Go to sleep!!

Me:AHHHHHhhhhhh......

#creepypasta #jeff the killler #jane the killer #creepypasta jeff the killer

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understuckphanuniverse · 4 years

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Is Jane Romero a slasher fucker?

She moans when the killler hits her.

So probably

#Jane Romero #Dead By Daylight #dbd jane

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insytheinsane · 11 years

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jane-the-killer-has replied to your photo: Adorable Insy.

very adorable

"Hehehe"

#jane-the-killer-has #Jane The Killler #Jane #Insy

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creepypastasomethingsomething · 1 year

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CreepyPasta Incorrect Quotes Pt. 7 (ft. some of my OC's)

Ghost (Y/N): Don't joke about murder. I was murdered once and it offends me.

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Jeff: There's always that one weak bitch in the group who isn't down with murder.

Jeff: *glares at Liu*

Liu: Well, sorry I have at least some morals!

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*Jane babysitting Sally*

Jane: Do you want something to drink?

Sally: Not really, but I could go for some appy slices right now.

Jane: With a little caramel to dip them in?

Sally: FUCKING OF COURSE I WANT CARAMEL MOM!

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Justin: A mouse!

Bexley, pulling out a knife: Go back to where you came from or I'll stab you!

Mona, pulling out a frying pan: It'll make a nice meal.

(Y/N), giving the mouse cheese: You deserve a treat, little guy.

Quinn: It's Ratatouille!

Bryan: His name's Remi, dumbass.

Justin: I was going to say to just trap it and thrown it out the window... what the hell is wrong with you people?

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Zalgo after getting made fun of by feral (Y/N): Clownery. Tomfoolery. Absolute fuckery. I am going to revoke your life privileges.

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[For a little bit of context, in David Near's The Muorge Files, Danny is Toby's next door neighbor and friend]

Toby: My stomach growled really loud in French.

Toby: I would like to clarify, my stomach did not speak French. It growled during French class.

Lyra: Bonjour.

Danny: Le growl.

Lyra, now twirling a fake curly mustache: Hon hon hon, feed me a baguette.

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Hobo Heart: Can I offer you a nice stick in in this trying time?

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Bryan: I swear on Rebecca's fucking wings, I'm the only one here with a braincell.

Mona, Quinn, Grace, Maria, and Hunter, all bowing down: ALL HAIL THE KEEPER OF THE SACRED BRAINCELL!

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Mary (Jane's wife): *yawns*

Jane: Yeah, being that pretty must be tiring.

Mary: Then you must be exhausted.

Liu: Will you two shut up? Some of us are lonely.

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McDonalds worker: M'am/Sir, please calm down!

(Y/N): I asked for two large fries!

(Y/N): *dumps fries onto counter*

(Y/N): But all they did was give me a million fucking small ones!

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Nurse Ann: If you could guess, how many brain cell do you have?

(Y/N): Dorito's Cool Ranch.

Nurse Ann:...

Nurse Ann: I'm just gonna assume zero for now.

(Y/N): I love that song.

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Zane: *eats a cinnamon roll*

Darragh: Cannibalism.

Zane: *confused chewing noises*

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