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ribbedpleasure · 1 year

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put me in the little tikes electric chair for little tikes serial murder

#kids toys adult issues #electric chair #jamesposting #jamesposting (cryptid mode)#25 #50 #100 #250 #500 #1k

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ei-encora · 3 months

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Explosion family photo, early 1980s

#THE QUALITY GOT FUCKED UP WHEN I SAVED IT AND I DON'T KNOW WHY #anyway nathan has air force brat written all over him #i mean look at him #c'mon.#i've never stared at so many pictures of oscar and rose in my life jesus christ #nathan explosion #rose explosion #oscar explosion #metalocalypse #mtl #metalocalypse fanart #mtl fanart #my art #jamesposting #babe wake up new james art just dropped

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morganablack · 1 year

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‘Slayyyyyyy’

-James Potter whenever he saw a rainbow (Sirius and Marlene definitely joined in at some point)

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the-library-sys · 6 months

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being sys4sys (is that a term? can we make it a term?) with a system with lots of introjects is so cool bc i just get to hang out with adam from saw and get affectionately bullied by chucky from child’s play. we love our partner sys so much -james

#osdd #did #did osdd #jamesposting #hostposting

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stars-captain · 3 months

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A song that we were just listening to on repeat yesterday (and have had in our library for years) was just removed from Spotify. I don't know what happened but I do know I'm going to throw rocks at someone. Farewell

#They only have the slowed version of it now.#And some remix that is decidedly not good.#Why are those on Spotify but not the original??#Jamesposting

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gritsandbrits · 1 year

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James was waiting for Grits to come home. She had to go to work that afternoon and wouldn't get off until 8 pm. As the sky turned dusky lilac, he sighed in defeat. Save for one letter he hadn't received any other mail.

"Is there ANYONE out there that cares about me?" He bemoaned sadly.

"Sure they do," replied Edward. "It's been really rough for everyone lately. Perhaps when things cool down you'll get something. There's still the weekend."

James may tease Edward at times but he never doubted his wisdom. "Still, it won't hurt them to ask me one question even a teeny tiny one?"

Just then a blue van stopped by and a tall young woman came out. She was wearing a bright orange vest over her normal clothes.

"Good evening Miss Grits," greeted Edward. "How was work?"

"It was fine," she said. "It's not memorial day yet so work's been slow."

"That's good," noted Edward.

"Have there been any new messages?" Asked James.

Grits shook her head. "I'm afraid not big red, my notifications are completely empty."

James frowned. "I don't understand! How do you have a day dedicated to me and nobody even wants to interact?"

"It's been like that for a while," replied Grits. "Tumblr isn't like what it's used to, we have to reblog our own stuff in order to get views."

"That's terrible," said James.

"But even if you don't get as many views as you wish that shouldn't take away the joy in creating art," added Edward.

Grits rubbed her pockmarked chin. Perhaps they were going about it wrong. Despite lacking notes she did feel a sense of satisfaction knowing she gets her points across. She thought about her mutuals and other folks who check on her work or talk to her on other days. They seemed to love her work and she reciprocated those feelings with theirs as well.

But still, she didn't want to see James feel lonely. Suddenly a lightbulb flickered on.

"Anyways you two relax while I get myself freshened up," she said before heading into her room. The two engines watch her go unaware of the surprise she had waiting for James.

***

An hour later Grits came back in her PJs. She was grinning brightly and had her hands behind her back.

"James I have a surprise for you~" she sang.

"Ooh I love surprises!"

"Here it is!" She threw her hands up front. They were empty.

"Where's the surprise?"

"Look closely," said Grits. James squinted at her fingers and gasped. They were colored red black and gold. Just like his paintwork!

"Your nails! They're...splendid!"

"And see, I even did some cute designs," she said. She walked over to show him that she painted letters on each nail in messy cursive. Together they spelled his name.

"So when I'm around anyone I can show them how much I like you," Grits explained.

James was beside himself with joy. "You look amazing Grits! I do make the most wonderful trendsetter!"

"The only trends you set is being a noisy tea kettle!" Thomas cheeped merrily as he rolled by.

"Shut up!" Shouted James. Grits and Edward snickered. He may not have gotten a lot of fan mail today but James appreciated that Grits will always stick by his side.

#jamesposting #james day #james the red engine #fanfiction #ttte #ttte fanfic

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sontarangaming · 1 year

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36: Where would you like to live?

Honestly, I don't have strong opinions on this. Somewhere on the colder side, climate wise, since I'm bad with heat, but short on that... eh? Ideally, a smaller city with competent public transit, so you get the walkability without the population size of a place like New York, but that's all I can really say.

I do know places in mind that are like this, but I currently live in one and don't want to doxx myself.

#asks #jamesposting

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lytmeowtif · 1 year

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I'm going overseas tomorrow and this is the last photo I could take of my cat before I left the house

#jamesposting #my cat #cat

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roachmattea · 3 months

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every way james wrote his name in jeopardy masters 2k23: a complete collection

#jamesposting for talia tdy #monologue #james holzhauer #jeopardy #jeopardyposting

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wizard0rb · 10 months

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You clearly like James, what about Angela? Her story and place in the game really resonated with and meant a lot to me.

oh i LOVE angela, she makes me so sad

#if angelas story resonated with you you might like the lisa games btw #i only jamespost as much as i do because i think hes funny #james sunderland is like a used napkin 2 me #silent hill

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thatgirlonstage · 5 months

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Okay spitballing this theory just bc if I’m right I’m gonna feel really smart and bc I am unable to stop feverishly Jamesposting

[please forgive character name spellings, I am listening to this in audiobook, there’s no wiki, and I don’t want to go tag searching in case of spoilers, so I am just taking my best guess here, please let me know how they’re actually spelled]

What if the collar, at least initially, was not about stripping Anharion of his agency but about giving him an out?

If you posit that Sarsean may have had legitimate reasons to rebel against the Sun King (ffs his moniker is THE SUN KING) then you’re suddenly raising a lot more questions about why someone would or wouldn’t side with him. In addition to which, Will’s line of speculation about whether he and Anharion faced each other across the battlefield, especially coming RIGHT BEFORE That Fucking Collar Scene, tickled my brain a bit—I’m wondering if Anharion volunteered to let Sarsean put the collar on the first time, too.

If you’re the Sun King’s Golden General, bound by loyalty + who knows what ancient, potentially magical oaths, and you decide maybe that your Good Friend Sarsean has a point and you would like to turn on the king you initially swore allegiance to, actually, well—if your will wasn’t your own anymore, you can’t be breaking your oath, can you?

Obviously “you can make me do whatever you want for the rest of my life” is an insane amount of your agency to hand over, but if you thought you could trust someone not to abuse it, or you thought you had safeguards/a way to undo it, and you didn’t see another way to escape a different, more immediately harmful imposition on your free will…

#dark heir spoilers #tal reads #dark rise

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ribbedpleasure · 1 year

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