Twiyor month: Day 8 - honeymoon
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His wife
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โgo.โ
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stabbing as a metaphor for penetration is great but when are we going to talk about pressing down on where someone is wounded to disarm them or just to be cruel while fighting. does nobody else care about the perverse intimacy of knowing exactly where to touch to overpower someone. the grotesque vulnerability of it. especially if you're the one who wounded them in the first place.
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WIP ๐ฆ๐
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Homo Sapiens boy together again with his Neanderthal girl on the first warm day of Spring
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Honestly where does Sam Reich think he gets the right to come into the homes of innocent viewers and sing the Do the Wenis song the exact number of times to make us involuntarily memorize it
I had plans for those neurons, Sam! I had goals, nay, DREAMS for them until you hijacked my defenseless eardrums and tattooed your rhythmic legacy into my psyche!
One day you will have to stand at the gates of heaven and defend your actions, and WHO WILL DO THE WENIS FOR YOU THEN, SAMUEL? WHO WILL DO THE WENIS FOR YOU THEN
anyway great episode
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You, a heroic paladin have successfully slain a fearsome dragon. But the dragon warns you that death is but a door, and dragons donโt die, they reincarnate. You paid it no mindโฆ.until your son was born with golden, slitted eyes.
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he knows how to live a proper life
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Strong and cold
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๐Jellyheart๐
This is definitely my favorite illustration of the year!โบ๏ธโจ
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a headcanon
this is out of character because he would just come out and say it
(now with alt text in case its too small to read)
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"Divine"
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Whatโs your favourite line from good omens?
The invisible and unbreakable one that joins Crowley and Aziraphale.
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Murderbot doodle
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NEW VERSION. :)
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