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jakesebb · 8 months

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Chasing sunsets 🌅

Photo by @JakeSebb

#jake seb #photography #adventure #film photography #wanderlust #girl #summer #teenage years #los angeles #manhattan beach #south bay #sunset #palm trees #beach

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lobster-lover · 10 months

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homestuck so fun when you dont have a bitch in your ear telling you its cringe

#homestuck #jane crocker #dirk strider #jake english #roxy lalonde #lil seb #im kind of obsessed with them at the moment youll have to forgive me

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badlydrawnmspareader · 13 days

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HAPPY 4/13

This was a really fun project and even if im not that active anymore i LOVE this community

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collab art with:

@kripsybac0n125

@badlydrawnaradia

@drawnroxystrider

@askdesperado-rocketchairs

@some-effort-trickster-jake

@badlydrawnjane

@poorlydrawneridan

@aaaaskarseniccatnip

@expertlydrawnroxy

@badlydrawnbabydirk

@askbronya

@badlydrawngcat

@badlydrawnjade

@badlydrawndirk

@badlydrawndavepeta

@badlydrawnlilseb

@badlydrawn-brostrider

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sebsxphia · 11 months

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admiral jake when you’re wearing a sundress..

i can picture this on a sunday morning. you’re getting ready to visit admiral cyclone and his family. since jake became an admiral himself, a far greater respect had been built up between the two.

jake was tying your little girls shoes as he asked, “where’s your mama, hm?” she squealed in response as she saw you come through the doorway, your barely one year old boy attached to your hip.

“here i am!” you cheerfully replied.

jake looked up and immediately his throat went dry. he licked at his bottom lip to try and gather some salvia as he took in the breathtaking sight of you. suddenly, he was back in the hard deck when he met you and you were wearing a sundress.

it was the first time you’d worn one this year and jake could feel himself twitch. it hugged and covered every inch and curve of your body. it wasn’t revealing by any means, but jake thought you might as well have worn his favourite set of lingerie.

once ready to leave, jake gave you a soft kiss on your lips and caught your ear.

“do you remember what happened when you wore that last?”

“mhm, he’s right here.” you chided with an all knowing smirk and squeezing your little boy on your hip.

jake let out a low grunt and squeezed at your ass through your sundress. you had to bite down hard on your bottom lip to stop the squeal escaping you.

the day had gone by in a flurry and went off without a hitch. jake now had your hair fisted in his palm and another gripping onto your hip, scrunching up your sundress material into his knuckles as he fucked you deeply from behind on your shared bed, kids fast asleep.

“so fucking pretty for your admiral, aren’t you sweets? you goin’ to give your admiral permission to breed you again?”

the allusion of family dad, admiral jake, was shattered. this was admiral jake fucking you within an inch of your life.

eheh thank you so much for this incredible thot dear anon! 💌

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bluescribble · 6 months

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day 21 - chains

#homestuck #dirk strider #alpha kids #lil hal #ult dirk #bro strider #trickster dirk #brobot #lil seb #john egbert #or jake english #as you wish #really like this one too hehe #inktober 2023 #inktober day 21

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dirk-strider-and-splinters-daily · 4 months

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could you perhaps... do the dirk spliters in one of the saw traps.. i wanna see how theyd react to being stuck in one

DAY 90

#homestuck #dirk strider #bro strider #brobot #lil hal #brain ghost dirk #lil seb #dirk splinters daily #saw trap #i have never seen these movies but this felt about right. i like to think the guy on the other side of the bars is jake btw #the trap is called the shotgun carousel #also dirk would've 100% spent way too much time studying these traps in case he ever found himself in the situation

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sugarcoated-lame · 5 months

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kricket please i had this thoight and i just know you’ll understand it

dad’s best friend, jake seresin. OR! best friend’s dad, jake seresin.

i meannnnnnnnnnn

SEB MY BELOVED ❤️❤️ this has been sitting in my inbox for… way too long and I am SO SO SORRY that it’s taken me so long to get around to answering it 😭 (truthfully I started writing something for it and completely forgot about it, and just found it while going through my drafts today haha 🙈😭😭) BUT today is also your birthday, so what better time for me to finally finish this hehe 🥰

AAAAAAAAAAAH OK

I had to go with dad’s best friend Jake, because I just feel like he would be the biggest tease, and he’d be so smug when he sees the affect he has on you.

Maybe you’re just back from college, and Jake has always known you’ve had a bit of a crush on him since he moved into the neighborhood a few years ago and befriended your father. He could see the way you’d always blush and stumble over your words whenever he’d so much as say hi to you when he was hanging around the house with your dad. The way your leg would bounce nervously under the table and you’d go quiet when your parents would seat him next to you when they’d have him over for dinners.

But now you’re older, a little more confident— and sure he still makes you blush, but now you’re not so afraid to be a bit bolder when it comes to your dad’s best friend. And you make it your mission to make him just as flustered.

Wearing your cutest, more risqué outfits whenever you know he’s going to be around. Going for a swim when you know Jake is coming over to help your dad out back with some yard work and lying out in the sun on a lounge chair in a pretty little bikini, your body on display just for him, glistening as water droplets glide across your smooth skin.

Leaning over him and brushing your arm against his when you go to reach for something at the dinner table. Relishing in the way Jake’s hungry eyes follow your every move no matter how hard he tries to fight it, that strong jaw of his that you’ve always wondered what it’d feel like to press little kisses to, clenching along with his fists anytime you brush past him. His cheeks still going a bit red despite the cocky smirk that fights to grow on his lips whenever you catch him staring.

It’s only when your parents are away for the weekend to celebrate their anniversary that something finally happens between you and Jake. Your dad asked him to check in on you while they’re away, and when you answer the door to in a too-big t-shirt that reaches your mid thighs and makes it hard for him to tell if you’re wearing shorts underneath it, face free of any makeup and showing off your natural beauty, hair in a messy bun with loose tendrils beautifully framing your face— looking absolutely irresistible and offering him a beer, Jake knows that he’s a goner.

You bring Jake his beer and tell him that you were just watching a movie and he’s welcome to join. The tension between the two of you is palpable as you silently watch the movie, nothing but the sounds of your quiet breaths and the movie playing on tv filling the room.

This is the first time you’ve ever been truly alone with him and Jake can see your confidence wavering as you sit on opposite ends of the couch, watching your leg bounce nervously as you try to your hardest to focus on the tv screen and not on him.

You jump when you feel a warm hand cover your knee to stop your fidgeting, looking down at it before turning your gaze towards Jake and seeing that signature, devilish smirk on his lips that never fails to make your cheeks feel hot.

“You nervous about something, honey?”

There’s a teasing lilt to his voice, your too-quick squeak of NO and the way you wince at yourself afterward telling Jake otherwise and only make that grin of his grow wider.

“C’mere, sweets.” His big hand glides up from your knee to your thigh, leaving goosebumps in its wake as Jake helps to guide you closer and closer to him until you’re hovering over his lap, your hands coming to rest on his broad shoulders.

“You want this, darlin’?” His face is serious as he searches yours for any hint of hesitation, fingers brushing across the smooth skin of your cheek and causing you to whimper as you lean into his gentle touch.

“Yes, I want it— want you, Jake.”

His large hands trail down the length of your sides and you can feel the warmth of them through the thin fabric of your t-shirt as they wrap around your waist, pulling you down securely onto his lap.

Leaving you breathless as his signature cockiness returns, smirk taking over his face and mirth in those pretty, hooded green eyes as Jake leans in to whisper,

“Oh I know you do, honey.”

One hand cradling the back of your head, the other tenderly squeezes at your waist and pulls you flush against his chest as Jake pulls you in for a bruising kiss. The movie long-forgotten, this is just the beginning of a not-nearly long enough weekend spent learning each other’s bodies, figuring out what makes the other tick and fall apart, with Jake taking you on nearly every surface of your parents’ house and making you feel oh so good.

hehe thank you so much for this delicious thot, my love! I hope you enjoy this little birthday present from me 🥹 happy birthday babey, ilysm! 🥰😘💐💜💕💜💕💜

everyone go wish @sebsxphia a happy birthday <3

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iongenesis · 26 days

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Miscellaneous doodles (the bottom doodle is supposed 2 be like a office party interaction)

#homestuck #sketches #homestuck fanart #dirkjake #dirk strider #jake english #dave strider #lil seb #don’t ask me where jakes glasses r

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shartfinz · 1 year

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assorted nonsense

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sandbarbirdie · 1 year

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jake’s propped up in bed, reading over a new book about a heroic tale from world war two. you come into your shared bedroom, rubbing your towel through your wet hair. you groan when you see the pile of clothes on the floor. you kick yourself that you didn’t clean them up earlier. jake picks up on your frustrated and exhausted tone. jake closes his book and places it on the bedside table. “baby…” he watches as you pick up the clothes in a flurry. “sweetheart, stop. i’ll do that. come here.” he flips the bed covers over. it’s a warm invitation to the thing you’re so desperately craving. bed.

you crawl into bed and peep out from under the covers, sheepishly watching jake fold the clothes away. he smiles at you reassuringly. “you know i’m happy to help you. we’re in this together, sweets.”

he grabs the comb from the bathroom when he puts the last of the clothes away. he climbs into bed with you and helps you sit up. you’re pressed flush against his chest and he draws the comb through your hair. the pressure is nearly orgasmic and you feel your eyes closing steadily, heavy with sleep. “c’ ere.” he places the comb down on the side and draws you closer into his chest with his large arms and pulls you to the soft mattress. “i’ve got you, sweets. close your eyes.”

oh seb. My dear. FOR ME?????

FOR MEEEEE??? this is such a soft side of jake that I love how you write <3 <3

#I LOVE YOU #I feel so blessed #this was so needed and soft #moots <3 #my lovely seb #hangman x reader #hangman blurb #hangman imagine #jake seresin #jake hangman x reader #jake seresin imagine #jake seresin x reader #jake hangman seresin #hangman #top gun fic #top gun maverick moodboard #top gun maverick imagine

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a-cat-in-toffee · 2 months

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hello chat guess who's got more kidswap autoresponders for you

#homestuck #kidswap #autoresponder #hal strider #jake english #roxy lalonde #jane crocker #jake's is eve #jane's is seb #roxy's is cat #I love them #big fan of kidswap aus tbh

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jakesebb · 27 days

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Meet me under the pier 🤘🏽

Manahattan Beach, CA

Photo by @JakeSebb

#jake seb #photography #adventure #california #film photography #teenage years #manhattan beach #losangeles #beach boy #beach #beachlife

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rhettabbotts · 2 years

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shelby!!!! my love!!!!! 💖🫶🏼🫶🏼

affectionately. i’m crawling on my knees for some dilf!jake.

like fucking you extra hard into the mattress one night when the kids are asleep because you wore his old navy shirt.

getting handsy with you in the playground while waiting to pick up your kids on the last day of term, telling you how much he can’t wait to have a summer with you and getting to fuck you most mornings.

going on said summer holiday to some all inclusive kids camp and fucking you against the sink in the morning before you go and wake up your kids for breakfast, leaving hickies on your neck because he’s not ashamed to show everyone how much he loves you and how good he still fucks you.

eating you out on the kitchen island after you dropped the kids off from school because one of the dads was being a bit too flirty with you. “no one can make my pretty wife come like i can.”

finally having an evening off with each other and arriving an hour later than you told the baby sitter you would because you both got all drunk and giggly together.

GOD

i hope you’ve had a wonderful day my love!! ilysm!! <33

SEB MY DARLING!!!!!! i am absolutely frothing at the mouth over dilf!jake omfg

no bc he definitely moved into an instructor position at top gun after your first kid was born and that’s what he’s been doing ever since. he comes home after a long day and sees you wearing his shirt that has ‘hangman’ printed on the back and he just loses his mind. even though your last name has been seresin for years, it still drives him crazy. it just reminds him that you’re his completely in every since of the word.

he’s got you pinned to the mattress, one hand holding your wrists together, the other pressed over your mouth as he thrusts hard into you, but he’s going slow so it doesn’t make too much noise. he’s kissing your forehead and muttering “my sexy wife, always so good for me.” he’s covering your mouth with his as his thumb brushed against your clit, swallowing all the moans you let out.

god vacation with dilf!jake would hit so different. going somewhere and he gets all tan and he’s glowing, the greys starting show more at his temples from being out in the sun. giving him blowjobs in the shower before waking the kids. sitting out on the balcony at night and riding him in one of the chairs, lordddd. he’s definitely littering your neck and chest with hickeys, pumping his hips up into you hard.

EATING YOU OUT ON THE COUNTER????? please him immediately dropping to his knees all because ryan’s dad looked at you for 5 seconds too long as you walked back to the car from drop off. he’s tonguing you until you’re nearly screaming. he’d edge you, making you beg for it, whining out his name. “yeah that’s right, honey. you say my name. i’m the only one who gets to make you feel this good. my pretty little wife.” while he’s giving you delicious beard burn from his stubble.

gosh and how sweet would those date nights be!!! getting to go out and not have to worry about the kids. sharing a bottle of wine and getting so giggly you can’t stop laughing when you’re walking through the door. after you pay the sitter, you check on the kids. he’s definitely getting handsy with you, groping your ass or boobs, smirking into your neck when you gasp.

a bonus!!!! dilf jake sitting in bed with his sweatpants on, shirtless, reading a book with his glasses perched on his nose. hair still slightly wet from his shower and his scruff grown out 🫠🫠🫠

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE DILF!JAKE THOUGHTS MY BELOVED!!!! they’re always welcome <333 i love you sm!!!

#asks #jake seresin #jake seresin x you #jake seresin x reader #hangman x reader #hangman smut #dilf jake #jake hangman seresin #seb <3 🐇

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sebsxphia · 11 months

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i do not have an accent…. but when i’m tired or angry my fun lil southern twang pops out and i’m imagining being in your early relationship with Jake and him hearing it and just losing his mind

oh my god, i love this so much dear anon 🥹

i can imagine this if you’re staying round jake’s home around a month into your relationship. it’s early in the morning and you’re rushing to meet your mum. you’re in a rush because said boyfriend, the handsome, tall and blonde, texas aviator, kept you in bed a little longer than you had anticipated. worth it though, of course.

you’re riffling through the drawers in jake’s hallway in a hurried attempt to find your car keys. “where the fuck…” you let out a grunt in frustration as they’re still nowhere to be seen. “where in the god damn, hell, are they? my ma’s gon’ kill me.”

you huff out again and look up at jake, who’s leaning against the wall with his eyes wide and his jaw nearly on the floor, yet a small smirk tugging on his lips. he looks smug and it irritates you even more.

“what?” you snap.

“that!” jake playfully points his finger at you, flexing his bicep muscles candidly. “what was that?!”

“what was what, jake? my keys! my god damn keys!” you’ve admitted defeat and broken into frustrated laughter at your stupidly handsome, shirtless boyfriend, walking towards you with his award winning smile.

“again! that southern twang, you’re a god damn southern bell aren’t you?” he wraps his large arm around you and pulls you flush against his bare torso, his other hand coming up to gently cradle your jaw. you’re melting into his touch, no longer frustrated and your cheeks are turning a rosy pink.

“i’ll help you find your keys, but you have to promise me one thing?”

“yes?”

“come home from your ma as soon as you can, because i want my sweet southern bell all to myself.”

eheh thank you so much for this dear anon! 💌

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whatisreggieshortfor · 10 months

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Real Life Seb reacts to my crew’s faves- including his Islander self.

Seb-

Dude is obviously more hipster than punk

Probably rides a scooter and eats kale

Brews his own beer but doesn’t drink it because “look at that vegan figure”

Very well aware of the word artisanal

Jake-

Performapal (circus yugioh card)

Find him at a club selling high end items

Reminds him of Doctor Strange- calling him Make a Wish Doctor Strange

Absolutely owns a club

Youcef-

McJagger

Look at the mouth on that guy

He’d win the competition of fitting a Honeycomb box corner in his mouth

Tim-

Works out for JESUS- does the prayer routine and the protein

Probably on drugs- specifically speed

Guesses he’s a lifeguard

They probably call him Randy

Gary-

He for sure is gay

He’s aggressive- he is a power top

Look at those eyebrows my god- I’ve never seen them that thick on women, that’s how you know he’s a power top

I bet any prison cell he walks into they become scared

Comes to the conclusion that Gary and Youcef are in a secret gay relationship- he is so sure of it that he’s willing to fight Fusebox to bring them both back so they can be together

For reference these are the images I used:

#litg #real life seb speaks #AKA I get bullied in my own home #litg seb #litg jake #litg tim #litg youcef #litg gary

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vetteldixon · 1 year

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i’m never going to be normal about jake naming his child after seb

#danke seb #jake humphrey #sebastian vettel #f1

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