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Babylon 5 s02e04 A Distant Star
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*cowboy boots up*
“I want to send a message to Babylon 5, attention of Captain John Sheridan. And, uh, take this down exactly.”
*eyebrow waggle*
…. ??? I cackled, but I also went “whaaaaa?” My man. 1. cowboy boots. 2. You have seemingly perfect voice to text but are ordering your subordinate to take dictation, 3. the eyebrow waggle?!
Ivanova’s broken foot is going to be an amusing gauge of how long it takes to film episodes vs the healing time of human feet. I hope she uses that cane to great effect! Or has gadgets built in? She didn’t interact with the technomages on screen but I like to imagine she Russianed at them and they technomaged back and all got along very well.
I an not used to Delenn’s new look yet, and actually startled a bit when I realised who just walked up! I like that her hair styling is a bit awkward and undeniably asymmetrical, like she hasn’t really figured out what to do with it yet.
This is the first time we’ve seen a physical printer, or physical paper being handed to people, and it’s a gag to upset Garibaldi over his diet…er, food plan. Excellent use of. Sorry to say I’m on Garibaldi’s side. Better to eat deliciously than strictly healthily.
Jack and John are talking about Minbari attitudes towards John Sheridan, and that reminds me that it was an interesting choice to present him initially as seeming like he was hostile towards the Minbari as a sort of automatic response, but we’ve now been shown that he actually responds to hostility with hostility and seems quite chill (if biased and repeats species stereotypes) with them otherwise.
Hyperspace stories! I bet there’s some great horror stories. And Jack saw something, once. *waggles my own eyebrows*
Jack saw something massive blotting out the stars behind it. Sounds like a…hmm…I’d call it a Shadow.
Awww Dr Franklin don’t body shame people. This is some coming-off-the-insane-thinness-of-the-80s shit.
A mere total metamorphosis can’t change Delenn! She’s as Minbari as she’s ever been! Bummer that the Minbari on the station are being racist (speciest?) against her this fast. But it does say interesting things about the rigidity of their perception of the familiar vs the other.
Dr Franklin vs poor diets is not coming off super well. Supplements do exist.
There’s a Tokati Ambassador now! Bet they won’t be on the council though. It’s nice to hear about various species and delegations, even if they aren’t shown.
Sheridan’s having an adjustment. Luckily, Ivanova is here to talk him both up and down simultaneously.
Sheridan, mid-breakdown over being a desk jockey: “Hell, I always thought the opposable thumb was overrated.”
I, too, have had moments when I cursed the inexorable march of evolution in ages past that lead to me having to worry about taxes and nuclear holocausts.
Ivanova has a very different relationship with Sheridan than Sinclair, and I’m glad.
Our first view of hyperspace! And Captain Maynard et al are trapped there!!
I’m feeling bad for these guys. Dr Franklin is being tyrannical. Supplements exist!
Capt Maynard’s ship must not be big enough to create its own jump point to escape hyperspace. Grim that no lost ship has ever been recovered! Something tells me the Cortez may be the first?
This is not a very encouraging speech. Some of you may die, but that’s a risk I’m willing to take, basically, hah. The plan seems a lot more encouraging than his lead-in to it. They’re going to create a tether out of signals relayed between fighters, stringing themselves along the known hyperspace drift.
Was it a Shadows ship that knocked out the Cortez’s engines or whatever happened? Or something else that lives there? Either way, it’s even more risky for the fighters than they know. Oop, and there’s one fighter down and another fighter attacked.
Oof. Second fighter inoperable and knowingly drifting away forever while sending shots to guide the Cortez back. Grim is my favorite word for this episode so far. Very grim that he’s just going to drift till he’s either picked off by the hyperspace beings or runs out of atmosphere.
Let Garibaldi have his cholesterol-laden birthday meal, jeez. And let everyone eat what they’d like. No food police.
Delenn pep talk! The right places aren’t the easy places, but the universe puts us in the right places, so we can learn and be born. It’s not my preferred cosmology, but it is a nice idea.
“We are star stuff. We are the universe, made manifest, trying to figure itself out.”
I like it.
Oooo, drifting fighter seeing the unknown object with 35 minutes of oxygen left, and somehow used that to get back to B5 with a nonfunctional ship! That’s badass, but I do want the details.
“As for what it was - I don’t know. There was just this feeling that something dark and dangerous had gone by.”
An excellent little horror vignette!
Zeta Squad commander couldn’t do any better than someone who triangulated themselves out of hyperspace based on guessing the trajectory of the eldritch horror that is, terrifyingly, orbiting the B5 jump gate coordinates.
Dr Franklin and Garibaldi sharing an extremely off-food-plan meal isn’t the way I thought this would go, but I’m here for it!
Sheridan: “Ever had a long talk with Ambassador Delenn, Commander?”
Ivanova: “From time to time. Why?”
Sheridan: “She and the universe seem to have a special relationship.”
Ivanova: “Don’t we all?”
That is an excellent point. 🤔
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#babylon 5#John Sheridan#Delenn#Jack Maynard#Susan Ivanova#Michael Garibaldi#Stephen Franklin#woodsfae b5
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MASTERLIST
Sleepy Jack & His Hair
HEADACHES (JOSH PIETERS X READER)
Josh's White Deep V Tee (Josh x Reader)
Oli White's Secret
Birthday Boy (Conor x Reader)
CAMPING (JOSH X READER) 1 2 3 4 5 6 7
Meeting Anna (Conor x Reader)
I'll Be Your Date - (Josh x reader) 1 2 3
Never have I ever had a threesome (Jack x Joe x Reader Smut) 1 2 3 4 5
"I have a daughter." (Mikey x Reader)
Conor's Blanket Burrito (Conor x Reader)
Prank Gone Wrong (Jack x Reader)
Dear Best Friend (Josh x Reader) [Letters]
Joe's Internet Friend (Sugg x Reader)
Welcome Home (Jack x Reader) [smut] 1 2
Distracting Josh (Josh Pieters x Reader)
Your Brain Freeze Secret (Caspar Lee x Reader)
Wisdom Teeth (Josh x Reader)
Surprise Visit (Josh Pieters x Reader)
I Told You (Conor x Reader)
Jump Scares (Joe x Reader)
TWISTER TRYST (Oli x Reader)
The Little Spoon (Josh Pieters x Reader)
Pink Cake (Jack x Reader)
This Is My Version (Conor x Reader)
Luggage & Tattoos (Josh x Reader) [smut]
Happy Birthday (Josh x Reader)
My Wife (Conor x Reader)
Cheat Day (Jack x Reader)
Can I Watch? (Joe Sugg x Reader) [smut]
Nightmares (Josh Pieters x Reader)
Bubble Gum (Joe x Reader)
Covers With Conor (Josh x Reader)
#conor maynard#josh pieters#joe sugg#jack maynard#caspar lee#oli white#mikey pearce#the buttercream gang
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#danny has NO right to be that jacked ????????????#anyway#early 90s tool is so important#tool band#maynard james keenan#danny carey#adam jones#paul d’amour
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what it feels like to let go of a friend
1) david almond 2) taylor swift 3) jack zulli 4) jennifer kaytin robinson 5) blackbear 6) edward hopper 7) trista mateer 8) lorde 9) maynard dixon 10) rina sawayama 11) anne sexton
#webweave#web weave#web weaving#david almond#taylor swift#jack zulli#jennifer kaytin robinson#blackbear#edward hopper#trista mateer#lorde#maynard dixon#rina sawayama#anne sexton
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And what if I decided to restructure the fairytale OCs I've had since like 8th grade into a story about being aspec and finding community and defying the fate that someone else tries to force upon you??? What then huh?????
#original characters#aromantic#asexual#aspec#fairytales#little red riding hood#big bad wolf#pinocchio#the little mermaid#jack and the beanstalk#prince charming#snow white#puss in boots#aroace#demisexual#demiromantic#gray asexual#gray ace#relationship anarchy#OC: Rouge Maynard#OC: Lowell Faelad#OC: Nico Burattino#OC: Ondine Lille#OC: Jack Spriggins#OC: Ramir Charmant#OC: Chione Snowdrop#OC: Puss de Carabas#world: Fairybooks#artsy fartsy
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Also Elsie Maynard.Elsie's who's fundamental honesty and willingness to deal with the consequences of her actions are what made the tragedy inevitable, not her love for "Leonard"/Fairfax. Because even if she Did love Jack Point it wouldn't have mattered in the end; she is, legally, Fairfax's wife, and was willing, in the end, to abandon fake!Leonard to fulfill her obligation -the same would've happened with Jack if Fairfax didn't decide to court her.
She could've just left immediately, but she stays for the execution and even "mourns" her husband, because that's what she's supposed to do as his wife, nevermind the whole thing was just a financial scheme.
She could've just ran away after he escaped and gone on with her life, and faced little to no consequences probably because let's face it Fairfax wouldn't have cared and only other people who know are the Lieutenant and the confessor and Jack.
And we all know Jack would've supported her in a heartbeat, and probably wouldn't have cared and married her anyway if he thought he could get away with it.
She really has very little reason to care about the whole marriage thing, but she does, so much so it's making her miserable because she doesn't WANT this, but she Will go through with it.Even if it makes her want to die.Even if it hurts her closest friend.She made a vow and she will fulfill it.
And Jack tries So hard to give her a way out, as much for her sake as for his. He's a trickster and a performer by nature and he uses the tools he has to try and solve Elsie's problem (even though he misunderstands what exactly about it is upsetting her). Just a little white lie to make her happy again.
If Elsie wasn't so honest they could've planned this together and probably gotten away scot-free.After all, who's going to blame her for deciding to leave after hearing of her husband's death?
Except Jack's methods are fundamentally unacceptable to her.
And once Fairfax turns up? She HAS to come with him whether she wants to or not because the law is on his side. Yes she's happy he's also her beloved "Leonard", but let's face it, her choices are basically: a) come willingly b) be forced to cooperate.
#in DnD alignment terms Jack Point is Chaotic and Elsie's Lawful#she's as much a slave of duty as Frederic#the yeomen of the guard#jack point#elsie maynard#gilbert and sullivan#yeomen of the guard
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lovers to enemies fanfiction
#jack ginnivan#brayden maynard#or is it enemies to lovers#did they kiss and make up in the adelaide hotel room after this
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Welcome Home II (jack x reader) [smut]
A few months after your balcony adventure, you and Jack were getting ready for a red carpet event for your friends Casar and JJ. Jack had spoiled you with a spa day and the two of you were currently at a lingerie store picking out something sexy for after.
While you were trying on a few options, Jack had excused himself to make a purchase of his own, shoving a small plastic shopping bag into his pocket when you showed him what you picked. "What are you up to, Maynard?" you asked, stepping back so he could join you in the changing room.
"Just a surprise for tonight." he said, looking you up and down. "Babe, you look incredible." Jack pulled you into a kiss and then whispered in your ear. "I can't wait to rip it off of you later tonight."
"All in good time." you said, pushing him out of the changing room.
When the both of you were getting dressed for your friend's big night, Jack cleared his throat and grabbed your dress from you, laying it back down on the bed. "I have something for you, love."
"Is this something for me or something for you?" you laughed, knowing Jack had bought something from the kinkier side of the lingerie store.
"Both." he said, backing you into the bedroom wall. "Close your eyes."
"As you wish." you replied, kissing him and closing your eyes.
Jack had you pinned to the wall, one hand rubbing your clit through your brand new lacy panties. "You're gonna love this." he said, slipping a tiny cold something into the front of them and resting it against your clit.
"What is that?" you asked, your eyes still closed.
"Guess." he said, clicking something in his hands.
"Oooo." you whimpered, feeling the tiny toy gently vibrate against your now sensitive clit. "Mmmmm, I didn't think we had time to play before we had to leave." you said, opening your eyes.
"We don't" he said, backing away and handing you your dress.
Your mouth dropped open realizing that Jack wanted you to wear the toy to the premier. "Oh, you're mean." you said, watching him click the second setting. "Ahhh." You tried to hold in your breathy moan. "I won't be able to hide it on that setting."
"I promise I won't be too mean." He said, turning it off.
Pulling on your dress, you turned so Jack could zip you up. "How long have you wanted to do this one?" You asked him.
"I just felt inspired seeing it in the store." He replied, kissing between your shoulder blades before zipping up the dress. "To be honest, I'm going to have a hard time not getting turned on knowing that it's here." Jack ran his fingers under your dress to nudge the toy.
"I'm definitely planning my revenge." You laughed, turning to pull him into another kiss.
You and a group of your friends were sharing a fancy limo to the premier and Jack decided to test the toy. You were talking to Conor when Jack clicked the first setting. You weren't expecting it, but you were able to keep quiet. Closing your eyes and sighing, trying to keep your composure.
"You alright, love?" Jack asked, no one the wiser.
You turned to face Jack, your crossed legs and the darkness in the car hiding the fact that your hand was creeping towards Jack's crotch. "Just fine, sweetheart." You said, with a smirk, your hand gently groping Jack's hardening dick.
Feeling his cheeks flush, Jack clicked off the toy, calling a silent temporary truce. He slipped his arm around you, pulling you into his lap. "We're going to get in so much trouble." He laughed, pulling you into a kiss.
"This one is on you." you laughed, kissing him back.
Jack left it off for about half of the red carpet walk, but when you two were to an area where you were posing together for pictures, Jack clicked the first setting.
"Oh, fuck." you quietly gasped, Jack pulling you in for a kiss in front of the photographers.
Photographers were calling out your names to have you pose for their shots. "Y/n! Jack! Over here!" The two of you posing, and turning to face different cameras. You were definitely biting your lip in more than a few of the shots.
"Good girl." Jack whispered in your ear, clicking the second, higher setting for just a moment before turning it off.
When you made it inside, everyone was sat around large round tables about 12 to a table. Jack had kept it between off and the first setting all night. The movie had started and Jack had just turned it to the second setting right after the room went dark.
"I'm going to kill you." you leaned over, your hand inching up Jack's thigh.
"You love it and you know it." he whispered in your ear, turning it back down to the first setting.
"Have you been thinking about it?" you asked, running your hand over the crotch of Jack's pants. Not getting an answer, you continued. "I know you've been thinking about how wet you're making me." Your hand hidden under the table, you unzipped Jack's pants, nibbling his earlobe between your teeth.
"Mmmmm, baby girl, you're being bad." he said, turning it up to the second setting.
You gasped and bit your lip, stopping you from moaning. "You started it." you said, reaching into his pants and stroking his now completely hard dick.
Jack turned to face you, cheeks flushed. "Want to cross something else off of our list?" he asked, putting his hand over yours so you couldn't stroke him anymore.
"What do you have in mind, baby?" you whispered in his ear, feeling him turn the vibrator off.
"Follow me." Jack pulled your hand out of his pants and made sure they were zipped and that you couldn't tell he was sporting a massive hard-on.
"Yes, sir." you said, standing to follow him out of the dark room.
Jack grabbed your hand and led you to a family bathroom. Locking the door, he pinned you against it capturing your lips in a needy and rough kiss. "I planned on making you wait all night, but you can't keep your hands to yourself." jack said, pulling you up to sit on the counter while he stood between your legs.
"I've already cum in my panties twice, baby. It's not my fault." you admitted, Jack stopping and staring at you with wide eyes.
"God, you're so sexy." He continued undoing his pants and pulling your thong off, putting the toy and your panties in his pocket. Quickly putting a condom on, he grabbed your thighs.. "Come here, baby girl."
You felt Jack sink himself inside of your soaking wet core and lift you from the counter. You wrapped your legs around his waist and your arms around his neck. "Jack." you moaned his name, feeling him roughly thrust up into you more frantically than usual.
"You weren't lying." Jack said, feeling how wet you actually were.
"MMMmmmm, Jack. Harder, baby." you moaned, loving the rare occasions that Jack didn't hold back at all.
Between the pent up tension and the fact that you could get caught, it wasn't long before both of you had finished. Jack sat you on the counter, resting his head against your chest as you both caught your breath. Hearing a knock on the door, you both quickly tried to fix your clothes and appearance. "Give me my thong." you whispered.
Jack continued to straighten out his clothes, before reaching a hand out for you. "Come on, love."
"Jack, you have my underwear." you said, seeing the look on his face. "I'm not getting them back, am I?" you asked, smirking up at your boyfriend.
"Nope." He laughed, leading you out of the bathroom. "Sorry, she had an outfit malfunction." Jack said to the lady waiting outside the door.
"Yeah, part of my outfit is in your pocket." you laughed after you had walked away.
When you made it back to the table, Conor leaned over to Jack making sure everything was okay. He fed Conor the same line. "Just an outfit malfunction."
Conor looked suspicious. "What on earth could have malfunctioned?" he whispered to his brother, knowing Jack was full of shit.
Jack slipped his hand in his pocket and pulled your thong out of his pocket, nodding to Conor to look down.
"Dear, god. You two are ridiculous." Conor laughed.
With a cocky smile on his face, Jack scooted his chair to sit directly by yours and pulled you to snuggle into his side. "I love you, Y/n." he whispered, kissing the top of your head.
"I love you too, Jack." you said, laying your head against him and enjoying the rest of the movie.
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#Trail of Robin Hood#roy rogers#rex allen#allan lane#monte hale#william farnum#tom tyler#ray corrigan#kermit maynard#tom keene#penny edwards#gordon jones#jack holt#roy willing#Riders of the Purple Sage#William Witney#1950
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#Ace Ventura When Nature Calls#Steve Oedekerk#Jim Carrey#Ian McNeice#Simon Callow#Maynard Eziashi#Bob Gunton#Sophie Okonedo#Tommy Davidson#Jack Bernstein#90s
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Straight Acting
I LOVE YOU, YOU’RE PERFECT, NOW CHANGE
Crescent Theatre, Birmingham, Saturday 17th August, 2022
Less of a musical and more of a revue, this show which has enjoyed one of the longest runs in American theatre history, charts, through unconnected scenes, songs and vignettes, the course of love (true, or otherwise) of heterosexual people. When theatre holds up a mirror to life, it either validates…
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#Anya McCutcheon Wells#Birmingham#Chris Arnold#Crescent Theatre#Hannah Lyons#I Love You You&039;re Perfect Now Change#Jack Kirby#Jimmy Roberts#Joe Dipietro#Kimberley Maynard#Lizi Toney#Luke Plimmer#Mark Shaun Walsh#Neve Lawler#review
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💚👁️🕸️ In honour of The Magnus Protocol releasing today, here are some book recommendations based on The Magnus Archives Fears!! 🕸️👁️💚
Detailed list of books below the cut!
For more book recommendations, especially queer horror, check out my Bookstagram @hauntedstacks
The Buried ⚰️
- Into the Sublime by Kate A. Boorman
- Stuck by Ben Young
- The Luminous Dead by Caitlin Starling
- The Deep by Nick Cutter
The Corruption 🦠
- What Moves the Dead by T. Kingfisher
- Green Fuse Burning by Tiffany Morris
- The Honeys by Ryan La Sala
- She Is A Haunting by Trang Thanh Tran
The Dark 🌑
- Dead Silence by S.A. Barnes
- Nightfall by Jake Halpern & Peter Kujawinski
- No Power by Todd Kirby
- The 5th Wave by Rick Yancey
The Desolation 🔥
- Firestarter by Stephen King
- Burner by Robert Ford
- Those Who Wish Me Dead by Michael Koryta
- Burn the House Down by Kenna Jenkins
The End 💀
- Funeral Girl by Emma K. Ohland
- Pet Sematary by Stephen King
- Under the Whispering Door by TJ Klune
- This Thing Between Us by Gus Moreno
The Extinction 🦴
- Lost Signals by Max Booth III
- Bride of the Tornado by James Kennedy
- No Safety in Numbers by Dayna Lorentz
- The Rules of the Road by C.B. Jones
The Eye 👁️
- Video Palace by Maynard Wills
- Episode Thirteen by Craig DiLouie
- A History of Fear by Luke Dumas
- The Watchers by A.M. Shine
The Flesh 🦷
- You’ve Lost A Lot of Blood by Eric LaRocca
- Carnivore by Justin Boote
- A Certain Hunger by Chelsea G. Summers
- Tender is the Flesh by Agustina Bazterrica
The Hunt 🏹
- Hunt by Alexandra Nisneru
- The Woods Are Always Watching by Stephanie Perkins
- Survive the Night by Danielle Vega
- The Hunger by Alma Katsu
The Lonely ☁️
- Red River Seven by A.J. Ryan
- Solitude by Michael Penning
- Dark Matter by Michelle Paver
- We Have Always Lived in the Castle by Shirley Jackson
The Slaughter 🥩
- Manhunt by Gretchen Felker-Martin
- Your Shadow Half Remains by Sunny Moraine
- American Psycho by Bret Easton Ellis
- The Summer I Died by Ryan C. Thomas
The Spiral 🌀
- That Darkened Doorstep by Catherine Jordan
- Mind the Mirrors by Amanda Leanne
- Grey Noise by Marcus Hawke
- Last to Leave the Room by Caitlin Starling
The Stranger🕴️
- It Looks Like Us by Alison Ames
- My Best Friend’s Exorcism by Grady Hendrix
- The Deep by Alma Katsu
- The Outside by Stephen King
The Vast 🪂
- From Below by Darcy Coates
- Into the Drowning Deep by Mira Grant
- Floating Staircase by Ronald Mafi
- Nightmare Sky by Red Lagoe
The Web 🕸️
- The Taking of Jake Livingston
- The Fervor by Alma Katsu
- The Book of Accidents by Chuck Wendig
- Come Closer by Sarah Gran
If You Like The Magnus Archives 💚
- Thirteen Stories by Jonathan Sims
- Family Business by Jonathan Sims
- Gas Station by Jack Townsend
- Horrorstör by Grady Hendrix
#the magnus archives#the magnus protocol#tma#tmp#Jonathan sims#rusty quill#martin blackwood#jonmartin#booklr#bookstagram#books#horror books#queer books#horror book recs#book recs#mine
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thank god for musicians from michigan who actually tour to other cities besides detroit
#jack white.. maynard james keenan.... im looking at you#i just hate the detroit drive#take me to grand rapids any day#or FLINT IM EXCITED#A FLINT CONCERT
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