The older you get the funnier anon hate gets. Like I do not have time for this I have to figure out what a 1099-K form is.
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EVERY VILLAIN IN THIS SHOW IS TRYING TO USE POOR EDWIN'S LATENT HOMOSEXUALITY AGAINST HIM. SAVE THAT BOY
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the cat king looked at desire and went nah. i can be gayer and sluttier than they could ever be
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Gertrude vs season5 Jon would be terrifying
two cats fighting in an alleyway but they are eldritch monsters
and their supportive partners
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I hear the words "bichon frise" and my brain spends an uncountably long moment frantically overturning every memory I have, desperately trying to remember what foreign luxury car brand I have to pretend to care about in order for this conversation to go favorably. After my every mote of knowledge about cars has been thoroughly ransacked and I am on the verge of failing this social interaction, a smudged sticky note flutters into view that simply says "small white dog."
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BLITZ CONFRONTING HIS SELF-HATRED?? STOLAS AND BLITZ HAVING AN HONEST CONVERSATION ABOUT THEIR RELATIONSHIP???? FIZZ AND MAMMON??????? HARVEY GUILLÉN??????? VIVZIEPOP THANK U FOR MY LIFE
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Sorry I’ve been sick as hell have mullet Gerry as consolation
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the Archivist’s crimson fate
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😈📚 characters from hazbin hotel as books 📚😈
i finally got around to posting all of these on my bookstagram, and i figured i'd post them here too! putting this together was so much fun that i just had to share. full book list below the cut!
👑 Charlie:
- Tress of the Emerald Sea by Brandon Sanderson
- One Last Stop by Casey McQuiston
✖️ Vaggie:
- The Bandit Queens by Parini Shroff
- Hopepunk by Preston Norton
🎥 Angel Dust:
- Rented Heart by Garrett Leigh
- Gay Bar: Why We Went Out by Jeremy Atherton Lin
♣️ Husk:
- The Lost Weekend by Charles Jackson
- The Gambler by Fyodor Dostoevsky
📻 Alastor:
- A Certain Hunger by Chelsea G. Summers
- Lost Signals by Max Booth III
🧹 Niffty:
- Maid by Stephanie Land
- The Dead Janitor's Club by Jeff Klima
🍎 Lucifer:
- Angels Before Man by rafael nicolás
- Dayspring by Anthony Oliveria
🐍 Sir Pentious:
- Soulless by Gail Carriger
- Boneshaker by Cherie Priest
💣 Cherri Bomb:
- Girls to the Front by Sara Marcus
- We Sold Our Souls by Grady Hendrix
🚬 Valentino:
- Snuff by Chuck Palahniuk
- Getting Off: Pornography and the End of Masculinity by Robert Jensen
📺 Vox:
- Universal Harvester by John Darnielle
- White Noise by Don DeLillo
📱 Velvette:
- The Devil Wears Prada by Lauren Weisberger
- Followers by Megan Angelo
🎸 Adam:
- Fifty Shades of Grey by E.L. James
- Why Men Love Bitches by Sherry Argov
🗡️ Lute:
- Joan by Katherine J. Chen
- The Valkyrie by Kate Heartfield
😇 Sera:
- The Five People You Meet in Heaven by Mitch Albom
- Dark Rise by C.S. Pacat
👼 Emily:
- Halo by Alexandra Adornetto
- Blue Skies by T.L. Martin
🥀 Rosie:
- In the Garden of Spite by Camilla Bruce
- Woman Eating by Claire Kohda
👸 Lilith:
- Lilith by Eve Marmery
- Jezebel by Megan Barnard
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