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lavendersblued1llyd1lly · 3 years

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Lestrade x F!Reader

Word Count: 1089

Warnings: Mentions of alcohol, and that's about it I think

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Lestrade slowly took a sip of his cocktail, not paying the slightest bit of attention to how it tasted, he was too focused on you.

You and your gorgeous light blue dress, laughing at something your friend had said at the other end of the bar.

“Go talk to her.”

He jumped, turning to John, “What?”

“You heard me.” The doctor grinned, “Go talk to her. You obviously want to.”

Greg scoffed, but was inwardly considering it. John had invited him to this small pub and he didn’t want to just abandon him.

John arched his brow, seeming to read his thoughts, “This isn’t some exclusive “guy night” thing, you’re at a bar, you see a pretty girl, you ask her out. Simple.”

“Simple.” Lestrade echoed his words, his confidence grew, it wasn’t that hard, asking a girl out. Right? But then another thought hit him.

He turned to John, “I can’t.”

“And why not?”

“I’m too old.”

John choked on his drink, “You’re-you’re what? That’s your excuse?”

“It’s not just an excuse, she’s young, she doesn’t want to hang out with a guy as old as I am.”

“And how would you know? Hmm? Have you talked to her?”

“No, but-,” John cut in, “No buts, you go talk to her,” He grinned, “Or I will.”

Lestrade frowned, “Fine, but when she rejects me, I get to say “I told you so”.”

“Fair enough.” John leaned against the bar, a smile on his face. “Go get her tiger.”

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“He’s totally staring at you.”

Your face heated, “No he’s not.” You slowly turned, “Oh my goodness he is.”

Your friend grinned, “Told ya, he’s cute isn’t he?” She laughed at the bashful look on your face, “You think he’s cuuuuute.

You playfully shove her, “Stop it.”

She gasped, “Oh I think he’s coming over here.”

Butterflies erupted, “Are you sure?”

“Yes, but don’t turn around, he’ll know we’re talking about him.”

You wanted to look, but stayed still.

“Excuse me?”

You looked up into beautiful, brown eyes. “Yes?”

He smiled and held out his hand, “I’m Greg, I was wondering if I could buy you a drink.”

You smiled back softly and shook his hand, “I’m Y/n, and that would be lovely.”

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At work the next day, all Lestrade could think about was you. And the number you had given him after talking for 3 hours. You both had seemed to click, telling each other all about yourselves. You had told him about your little girl, Violet. She was young, just barely a toddler. He was hoping he might get to meet her.

“He’s thinking about a woman, one he met last night. They talked and she gave him her number. He’s planning on calling her after work tonight.”

Lestrade looked up, startled, he hadn’t even heard Sherlock and John come in.

“Oh leave him alone Sherlock.” John chided, but turned to the Inspector, “Did it really go well?”

Lestrade didn’t even try not to smile, “Why yes it did, we have a date planned for next week at a coffee shop.”

“Oh who cares,” Sherlock was exasperated, “What do you have for us?”

John rolled his eyes, but smiled anyway, happy for Lestrade.

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You eyed yourself in the mirror, you couldn’t decide on your outfit. And you needed to leave in 15 minutes.

“This will work,” You decided. Your favorite outfit for going out had been dirty the night you went to the bar, so you felt confident now that you were wearing it.

“Mommy pwetty.” Violet came and wrapped her arms around your legs. You leaned down and picked her up, “Awww thank you honey. You’re very sweet.”

“Are you excited about hanging out with Mommy’s friend?” You asked.

“Yes!” She shouted.

You laughed and set her down, “Good, why don’t you see if you can help her in the kitchen while I get ready.”

She ran off, towards the kitchen.

You smiled, and then grew giddy remembering what, or rather who you were dressing up for.

You stepped into the living room, “I’m ready!” Two pairs of footsteps ran in from the kitchen, “Coming!”

Your friend and daughter came in, “You look amazing!” Was the general consensus before you were ushered out the door with your coat and purse, “Go have fun!”

Seconds later, you climbed into a cab, gave the address, and sat back, excited.

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Lestrade, fiddled with his thumbs, he had arrived 5 minutes early and was eagerly waiting. As the clock ticked by he craned his head to see the door. A minute and half early, you walked in. You scanned the room and lit up when you saw him over by a window.

He stood when you came over and pulled your chair out for you, “Hi.” You said shyly.

He grinned, “Hi.”

That was all it took, and you both found yourselves talking like you had at the bar, nonstop.

Hours flew by, cup after cup of coffee and tea was downed, and laughter danced.

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It had been 5 ½ months since you’d met Detective Inspector Greg Lestrade, and in that time, y’all had started dating. He’d met your friends, and most importantly, your daughter. They were best friends and you were delighted, it was wonderful.

Lestrade was loving every minute of being with you and Violet, it was when he was alone that negativity crowded in, was he too old for you? What if people thought he was your father, or grandfather? He ran his fingers through his gray hair as he stood on your porch.

He hadn’t knocked yet, his hesitation was costing him time with you, but what if Violet saw him as a grandfather? He felt horrible, what was he doing?

“Greg?” You opened the door, smiling, “Come in.” You turned into the living room, as he walked behind you. “Violet, guess who’s here?”

Violet ran into the room, face lighting up when she saw him. “Dadda!” She ran straight into his arms, he froze.

As she hugged him, it hit him what she had said and his face lit up as well. He grinned, every insecurity melted away and he laughed, he wasn’t too old, was he? His eyes locked with yours, you seemed worried at first, but when you saw his reaction, you smiled, relieved.

He hadn’t ever been happier, the rest of the day was spent in games, movies, and junk food. But to you nothing would compare to the smile on his face that day.

As for Lestrade, he’d never felt younger.

#detective lestrade #john watson #bbc sherlock x reader #bbc sherlock #lestrade x reader #lestrade x female reader #sherlock holmes x reader #sherlock x reader #sherlock fandom #sherlock bbc

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finelinevogue · 3 years

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Hi I love your instagram blurbs! Maybe you could do one for the little moments series? Like the children are older too so they can post? Thank you!!

yes of course!! i’m going to do a family holiday to Cornwall!! hope this is okay;

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yourinstagram Cornwall for the weekend with the family!

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annetwist Oh it looks beautiful 🤩💛

y/nfan1 i feel like y/ns turned into such a facebook mum on ig

oli_styles @/y/nfan1 i told her that which is why she cropped me out of the photo :)

harrystyles Love you all

gemmastyles Can’t wait to come down soon!!

y/nbff so cuuuuute

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bellestyles not quite greece

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harrystyles Nice picture

bellestyles @/harrystyles dad u took the picture…

harrystyles @/bellestyles Which is why it’s a nice picture…

bea.jones why is oli wearing his trousers like that

heatherbrown looking beautiful B💗💗

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yourinstagram Summer drives with him <33

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harryfan1 “him” = HARRY

harryfan2 i see legs and i am crying

y/nbff cute picture omg

bellestyles 🥺

mommaL/N Lovely💞💞

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gemmastyles Hey bro😆💖

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harryfan1 THEYRE MATCHING

y/nfan1 i miss the photos where y/ns not in

felix_styles dad looks cool

oli_styles @/felix_styles for once

yourinstagram Love you two💘💘

harrystyles @/yourinstagram Love you Mrs

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felix_styles siblings on tour

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harrystyles Wow you guys are cool

yourinstagram @/harrystyles Leave my children alone :(

felix_styles @/yourinstagram yes muuum!!

bellestyles i hate this photo :/

annetwist @/bellestyles Darling you look lovely!!

harryfan1 theyre so sweet!!

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oli_styles mini Styles’

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yourinstagram Your dad sticks out like a sore thumb in his red coat😭😭

harryfan1 OMG WAIT BUT HARRY CONTENT

gemmastyles Lovely photo Ol!!

bellestyles 💞

bea.jones hope you’re having fun <33

oli_styles @/bea.jones miss you sm xx

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bellestyles wavey

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oli_styles where’s felix?

harrystyles @/oli_styles Drowning probably

harryfan1 they have the best life istg

harryfan2 @/harryfan1 i wanna be a part of their family

mommaL/N Beautiful granchildren💓💕

yourinstagram Who’s that on the left of you?

bellestyles @/yourinstagram think she was called sasha, she was local to the area or something?!

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harryfan1 GUYS I MET HARRY TODAY

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y/nfan1 OMG TELL US EVERYTHING

harryfan1 @/y/nfan1 well he was so kind first of all! he offered to have a photo taken and then y/n took it for us! she was so sweet too!

yourinstagram Damn🤤🤤

harryfan2 Y/N IS THIRSTING AHAHAH

y/nfan2 what was y/n like though?

harryfan1 @/y/nfan2 she was an angel! she was wearing this beautiful light blue dress that matched harry’s shirt and they were off to go to dinner at this really fancy restaurant on the coastline!

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harrystyles Peace

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y/nfan1 okay but goals

harryfan1 harry really said 🧍‍♂️

bellestyles my photography:))

yourinstagram I love you H

harrystyles @/yourinstagram And I you

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lsvdw-blog · 3 years

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Hi babe! i come to you with some "newlywed" questions fo S and E. The thing is... you have to answer as them :D

For Both

On a scale from 1 to 10, how would your partner rate your first date?

How often do you go on dates now?

Who's the better kisser?

What did your partner wear on your first date?

Who is a better gift giver?

For Serena

Do you have a pet name for Ethan? If so, what is it?

What's the cutest thing he does in the morning?

Describe Ethan with the line of a poem.

How long did you date him before he proposed?

What is something you do he pretends to hate but secretly loves?

For Ethan

What's her go-to Karaoke song? Is she a good singer?

What's Serena's biggest shopping addiction?

Describe the thing you love the most about her.

What was the exact moment you knew you wanted to marry her?

What is your favorite meal to prepare for Serena?

Have fun!

OMG SCREAM!!!!! Bree, I love you so much!!!! These questions are so cuuuuute and I have been living with all of your answers about Lilac x Ethan lately, so thank you so much for asking and thinking of my two beans 🥰❤🥰❤ Buckle up, b/c this is gonna be LONG. Answers under the cut!

Let me set the scene: I imagine this happening like an interview about to be included in a magazine/recorded😂 like they're being interviewed by the Oprah of Boston b/c everyone is shook that the medical power couple is married. They're sitting next to each other on a loveseat, with Ethan leaving a respectable amount of space b/w them; the interviewer is across from them. S and E each have a tiny microphone attached to their collar. Serena is excited, but Ethan hates it here 😂

For Both

On a scale from 1 to 10, how would your partner rate your first date?

Serena: "Miami? Mmm, like a 2, because someone decided to block some fun," she looks pointedly at the interviewer, "activities. Our official first date? I'd say a solid 9."

Ethan stares at his wife, trying to hide his horror at her Miami comment. He clears his throat and runs his hand down the front of his tie before responding.

Ethan: "Our first date was an 8 for her."

How often do you go on dates now?

Serena: "Our schedules are very busy, so we try for twice a month for an actual date night."

Ethan: "Yes, what my wife said."

Who's the better kisser?

Serena: "Oh, me. Hands down. He is also a very good kisser, but... I'm better," she winks.

Ethan: "I concede this point to my wife," he smirks.

What did your partner wear on your first date?

Serena: "He wore a dark blue suit with a white dress shirt and black dress shoes. Black tie with a silver tie clip. Silver watch on his left wrist. Silvery-white pocket square. Everything impeccably tailored... really brought out his eyes," she says with a small smile, turning to look at him, eyes gleaming.

Ethan: "She wore a bright red bodycon midi dress with five large black buttons running down the front on the right side. She carried a small red purse with golden studs placed diagonally all along the front," he's been staring at her the entire time. He reaches for her hand now. "Extremely muted light purple wedges that could almost pass for white. She kept her hair straight, with a side part on the right. Red lipstick, neck adorned with a pearl and gold necklace, a jade bracelet on her left wrist, a silver one on her right," he finishes, eyes soft, thumb stroking hers.

Who is a better gift giver?

Serena: "Absolutely Ethan."

Ethan: "Yes, that would be me."

For Serena

Do you have a pet name for Ethan? If so, what is it?

"I don't know if you'd count this as a pet name, but I call him by his first initial, 'E,' quite a lot. There's also the occasional 'sweetheart,' or 'babe.'"

What's the cutest thing he does in the morning?

"I think it's a tie between two things. He gets up at an ungodly hour and I am not a morning person, so whenever he gets up, he'll carefully cover my eyes with his t-shirt to shield me from the light he turns on. He'll take it off when he's done. He also, without fail, kisses my forehead before leaving the room every morning."

How long did you date him before he proposed?

Describe Ethan with the line of a poem.

"'I don't think you will ever fully comprehend how you've made my dreams come true.' I went into medicine because of him and my dream was always to be at Edenbrook, working alongside him. This came true because he chose my application. Personally, he is such a pure and good man, better than I could have ever conjured up."

"Officially, two years in total. About 6 months after the end of my residency."

What is something you do he pretends to hate but secretly loves?

"The fact that I incessantly point out any and every dog we come across. He secretly finds it endearing." She smiles triumphantly.

For Ethan

What's her go-to Karaoke song? Is she a good singer?

"Anything that 'is a bop,' to quote her. She doesn't have one specific go-to song, as it depends on the mood she's in. But I remember one particularly exuberant performance of 'Livin' on a Prayer' by Bon Jovi with her brother. She's a decent singer: 6.5."

What's Serena's biggest shopping addiction?

He arches one brow. "Do I have to pick just one?" Serena playfully hits him on the arm. "Right now, it's handbags. But she's more particular about those, so she rarely ever buys one. However, she can always find new clothes and shoes to purchase. Always."

Describe the thing you love the most about her.

"Her energy. She lights up the entire room and has such a way about her that makes others feel at ease. She makes friends everywhere and perpetually has you laughing. She is never afraid to try something new, oftentimes shrugging and giving a "why not" facial expression before going to tackle said obstacle or adventure. Her easy-going confidence just... draws you to her."

What was the exact moment you knew you wanted to marry her?

"She was video calling one of her old college friends, who was coming down to Boston soon to visit her. They caught up, while also trying to plan their agenda. Serena began to list all of the must-see sights, must try cuisines, and local treasures and hidden gems. She spoke with so much excitement and passion for this city, her eyes positively sparkling. Watching and listening to her, I realized that she now saw Boston as her home, just as I do, and that I wanted to continue to experience all that this amazing city has to offer, not alone anymore, but with her. To make this city not 'my' home or 'her' home, but 'our' home," he raises Serena’s hand and kisses it.

What is your favorite meal to prepare for Serena?

"Her mom's honey roasted duck recipe, with a side of rice and sautéed vegetables."

I loved answering these so so much!!! Thank you for sending them to me; love you!! ❤❤

#asks #ethan ramsey × mc #ethan x mc #send me asks

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r0b0tb0yband · 3 years

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A box arrives for 1010. Inside are four soft scarves – red, green, blue, and white – and a second box with the name “HAYM” penned on it. A note sits atop all of these, written in very neat handwriting:

Happy Valentine’s Day. It is still cold out, so it is important to stay warm. There is a scarf in here for each of you, so please do me a favor and do not freeze. PHANTASMA G'ORIE. Haym’s box contains a similar scarf in yellow, along with a heart-shaped note from Ibuki. Under the scarf is a clay bug figure, painted yellow and doused in glitter, with googly eyes and pipe cleaner antennae. Looks like a certain bug enthusiast put a lot of heart into this silly-looking thing.

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“She knows we probably can’t freeze right?” Zimelu asks, examining his scarf carefully.

“No clue. She could also just be being nice, too,” Purl-hew adds. He’s laready wearing his scarf, and he’s helping Eloni to tie theirs. “That’s also an option, considering Hay got a whole box to himself.”

Rin is flinging his scarf around his neck dramatically like a movie star with a boa, watching Haym who was staring intently at the labelled box. “Whatcha get Haymie?”

Haym opens the box and fishes out the card first. The squeak he makes at the sheer adorableness of the heart-shaped card causes his siblings to pay him and his box closer attention.

“Buki made me a cute card! Oooo there’s a scarf in here too!” As he pulls the scarf out from the box, some of the glitter from the gift underneath comes with it and Haym’s eyes light up. He quickly wraps the scarf around himself, throwing glitter across the living room in the process. Then he leans over to look inside the box... and the squeal he lets out is so high in its pitch that a cabinet actually cracks.

“IT’S SO CUUUUUTE!!!” Haym lifts the creation out of the box and holds it above his head. He mouth is agape and he’s not moving, but from the bot you can hear the beginning bars of Circle of Life playing.

The others don’t have the heart to ask exactly what it is.

#fan gifts #darkwavc #[I'm gonna fucking scream this is so cute]#submission

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kedreeva · 4 years

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Hello there! Aww poor chickens! Luckily, they are fine and are now in good hands. They're all so GORGEOUS! Especially the little black one in the photo! What breed is she? And what about all the others? Do they look like purebred birbs? Also, PRETTY PLEASE MAY WE HAVE SOME MORE CLOSE UPS OF THEM! And maaaybe pics of the ones you're planning to keep? They're all so cuuuuute!

I've no idea what kind the black ones are, but I think that there are at least 2 different kinds judging by beak, feet, and faces.

I know there are 13 black ones, 12 Isa browns, 2 light brahmas, 1 barred rock, and 1 blue that I think might be a sapphire gem. They're all hatchery stock hens, about a month old.

If we keep any it will probably be one or both of the brahmas, the barred rock and the blue. Maybe an Isa brown, if there's one that isn't a jerk. The black ones I'll have to wait and see what they turn out to be, so I can look into temperament first.

#chickens #personal #asks

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archersandsunsets · 3 years

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alSO i just saw him in glasses 🤓 (he wears blue light ones for work) and he's so cuuuuute 😍

#text #ree has a love life (or tries to)

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areyouscarletcold · 5 years

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KF Barry AU + “You’ve been drinking tonight, haven’t you?”

This is so late sorry! But I had a bunch of fun with this one and we’ve been talking about something similar, so enjoy :)

71. “You’ve been drinking tonight, haven’t you?”

Sometimes, as much as Cisco had grown to love his powers, he really, really wished that he could have that normal life he’d taken for granted before the Accelerator, before the whole mess with Thawne and Barry becoming a superhero and finding out he had powers and -

Well, he could name a number of things that’d gone wrong since.

Specifically, the bachelor party that’d wound up gathered in the Cortex after a heinous night of chasing down supervillains - because of course they couldn’t have one nice night of drinking and shenanigans - and meeting some…old friends.

Said “old friend” currently giggling to his left, white hair mussed as his eyes flickered between blue and hazel, the only telltale sign of the physical alter ego emerging coming from the distaste fading in Barry’s features.

Right. Because he’d really needed to deal with a rogue Frost tonight - who apparently hadn’t disappeared after all! Surprise!

(As much as he’d missed Barry, Cisco made a mental note that they needed to work on their communication skills because this? This was the sort of thing you didn’t spring on your friends at your bachelor party when Frosty came out to play.)

“I’m glad you find this amusing,” Joe muttered, rubbing his temples. He looked as exasperated as Cisco felt, not that Cisco could blame him. He was pretty sure if they hadn’t been so busy trying to corral both a drunk Barry and Frost, the cop would be more coherent.

“Come oooon!” Yeah, Frost was definitely fading, if the glee in Barry’s face was enough to go by. “You gotta - Joe. You gotta admit it’s funny. I’m like - whoa, I’m like Elsa.”

Joe shook his eyes and muttered something under his breath, though his mouth betrayed him by twitching at the corners.

Wally rolled his eyes. With his arms crossed tight against his chest, hanging by the end of the desk far from Barry, Cisco felt momentarily grateful that the drink he’d offered Barry was strong enough to make at least one of the pair forget why they were angry with one another. Not that it was easy to be mad at Barry when he was trying to make snowflakes appear, his power dissolving the harder he tried. Wally hadn’t forgiven Barry for abandoning them again, not after Iris had gone into the Speed Force and Barry’d tried to keep with the team for a couple months.

Before he dropped off the face of the Earth. Again.

A snort from the hallway caught Cisco’s attention and he tensed, ready to breach Barry out of there if he had to. There was no way he was dealing with another meta fight this time of night - and definitely not with a drunken Frost.

Patty emerged around the corner, though, and Cisco slumped back, breathing out a sigh of relief. Although - wait, wasn’t she supposed to be at the bachelorette - ?

Oh.

Apparently Caitlin piggyback-riding on Patty’s shoulders was enough of an answer to that, as well as an exhausted Cecile rounding the doorway with Iris leaning on her, snickering up a storm while Linda trailed behind with a huge beaming smile, her arms lit up like a Christmas tree.

“What on earth?” Joe’s eyebrows rose. “Do I even want to know?”

Cecile shook her head, depositing Iris into a chair beside Linda, who immediately began spinning around, amusing both herself and Iris. “Who knew they could be so rowdy after a few drinks?”

“I didn’t think it was possible for speedsters to get drunk,” Wally pointed out, his gloomy mood starting to lift at the sight of his sister laughing over Linda’s antics. Cisco wouldn’t have been surprised if he brought out his phone for future blackmail material. “Wait, you have been drinking tonight, haven’t you?”

“Wally - Wally.” Iris tried to stand but stumbled - the fastest woman alive, ladies and gentlemen, Cisco thought to himself - and caught herself on the edge of a computer, nearly bringing it crashing to the floor. She lowered her voice in a mock-whisper, though maybe she thought she was genuinely being quieter. “We drank so much. So much.”

“Caitlin fixed up a drink that’d actually get her drunk,” Cecile explained. She bumped sides with Joe who pulled her close so he could massage her shoulders. “Maybe it’s supposed to be a prototype? I don’t know. She didn’t say much before she got drunk - and wow, she really loves singing karaoke when she’s wasted.”

Cisco snorted. “Yeah, Barry’s got some great videos of that.”

“Well, a little warning next time would be great.”

“Speaking of Barry…” Joe glanced down at Cecile then at Cisco.

Oh. Really? Now?

“Barry!” Caitlin’s loud shout caused the group to wince, turning to see that Caitlin was practically sitting on top of Patty’s shoulders - and he really didn’t want to know how much practice that shape Patty was making right now had taken - and pointing erratically at the snickering Barry, still white-haired and blue-eyed, in the middle of the Cortex.

Well. That was one way to do it.

“Oh, Barry!” Iris perked up, purple lightning crackling off her arms in excitement, and even Linda slowed her spinning for a moment, looking a little dazed but no more worse for wear. “You look so cuuuuute! Like Elsa!”

Wally pressed a hand over his mouth to stifle a laugh (and yes, that was a phone in hand, not that Cisco could blame him) and Joe sighed. The resounding coos from the girls grew louder, finally noticing Barry swaying in front of them as the white vanished from his hair and regular tipsy Barry Allen came back to them.

Cecile looked all the more tired. “I take it you boys had a fun night too, then.”

“You have no idea,” Cisco groaned.

“We fought a baaad guy. Girl.” Barry frowned, cocking his head to the side and nearly stumbling when Iris knocked into him in her excitement to see him, grabbing onto his arm. “I went whoosh and - and Wally went - no, he went - ”

“Lights!” Linda spread her hands, white orbs spreading from her fingertips as her glow filled the room and momentarily distracted the couple as Patty began fast-walking around the desk with Caitlin on her back, the latter looking rather green and mumbling something about puking.

Barry sniffed. “They’re so prettyyyy.”

“How is this our life?” Cecile whispered.

Wally shrugged, not bothering to hide how he held the phone up higher to catch all of the drunken shenanigans, though he kept the camera aimed away from poor Cait’s green face. “You get used to it.”

“Says the speedster,” Joe pointed out.

Caitlin threw up over Patty’s shoulder and Patty laughed. Cecile pinched the skin between her nose and Cisco had never related to the woman more in one moment. “I need a drink.”

“Amen to that,” Cisco said, already moving off to grab a mop and a bucket. Clearly neither of the speedsters were going anywhere.

If the wedding was as chaotic as tonight, Cisco was going to need several drinks, best friends or not.

#agentmarymargaretskitz #killer frost!barry au #cisco ramon #the flash #my writing #not tagging all of the team bc...there be a lot of them lol #but hey they're living their best drunken lives ok?

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themisfitthrone · 6 years

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i was tagged in 3 tag games in the last day or so and instead of making 3 separate posts in which i tag much of the same people, i decided to consolidate. i love you all who tagged me.

uh....idk if i have anyone to tag? you guys kind of covered everyone i WOULD tag. i guess @flowerparrish, @colormekorrasami, @jordanetalaredead, @megayest, @twin-ace, @lakesandquarries, @peachy-shrimp, and @hotdamnlookatthispan.... if any of these look interesting, you should totally do them!

okay everything under the cuuuuut

tag game number one: tagged by the sweetest human, @carrie-frances

what’s your favourite song(s) to sing/hum? this is a tough one? currently i’ve been singing You by Keaton Henson a lot and also Ophelia by The Lumineers. Let Her Go by Passenger is another goodie for singing lately. Oh and Lost Boy!!!! by Ruth B.

what’s your favourite flower/tree/plant? I love nature wow. My favorite tree is definitely a Weeping Cherry Tree or Willow. My favorite flowers are sunflowers and roses! Plants in general, I just really love cacti? It’s a product of having family I adore in Arizona haha

what do you always doodle? hm... cats, mostly

how do you take your tea/coffee? With plenty of splenda and some milk

favourite candle scent? Vanilla, mostly. just sweet things

what perfume do you wear? body sprays from bath and bodyworks, usually vanilla or peach

what’s your go-to dance move when you’re alone? i have zero clue haha

favourite quote? i don’t know off of the top of my head! perhaps the one i have tattooed, from star wars. “luminous beings are we, not this crude matter.”

favourite self care routine? putting on good smelling lotions. reading a book. snuggling oliver. calling someone i love.

fuzzy socks or house slippers? both! but mostly fuzzy socks

what colour are your eyes? just plain ole brown

what’s your favourite eye colour on others? idk? i think blue or green but i adore brown eyes on everyone

favourite season? why? autumn, i like the colors and the clothes and the smells

cheek, neck or nose kisses? cheek! but the real MVP are forehead ones

what does your happy place look like? the beach but without all the people. or a quiet forest with light filtering in

favourite breed of dog? i’ve always loved boxers the most, and cavaliers

do you ever want to be married? if so, what colours would you pick for your wedding theme? yes, i think i do? i don’t know what colors, it’s always changing. i think it depends on the person i’m with because their input would matter. i’d want the colors to be whatever colors they think of when they see me and vice versa

cursive or print? it’s a solid mix but mostly print

favourite weather? raining and warm, but not thundering

tag game number two: tagged by the amazing @dancyon

— What was your last…

1. Drink: iced tea

2. Phone call: my aunt calling with some hard news

3. Text message: my aunt with an update

4. Song you listened to: love me by the 1975

5. Time you cried: yesterday and i’m gonna cry later today @ love, simon

6. Dated someone twice: yeah

7. Kissed someone and regretted it: for sure

8. Been cheated on: by two different people, apparently im easy to cheat on

9. Lost someone special: sadly, i’ve lost a few

10. Been depressed: lmao got that good good depression goblin

11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: god yeah whoops sorry friends

— Fave colours

12. purple (any shade really)

13. blue (any shade really)

14. soft yellow

— in the last year have you…

15. Made new friends: ahhhh!!!! yes i have ♥

16. Fallen out of love: hhhhhhhhhh

17. Laughed until you cried: probably

18. Found out someone was talking about you: oh yeah

19. Met someone who changed you: yeah, in more ways than one

20. Found out who your friends are: idk???? kinda yeah

21. Kissed someone on your facebook friends list: uh i think i have my ex still

— General

22. How many of your facebook friends do you know irl: majority

23. Do you have any pets: my boy @ollycat and then my dogs and cats @ my parents house

24. Do you want to change your name: i actually did but now i’m back to my birthname bc being NB is one big ???? of what do i want

25. What did you do for your last birthday: oh shit well w my friends i got drunk on rum, dressed up like a pirate, and played d&d. and then fam was the usual cheesecake factory adventure

26. What time did you wake up today: uh around 8 something officially?

27. What were you doing at midnight last night: i think i fell asleep before midnight? if not i was watching Critical Role

28. What is something you can’t wait for: my next tattoo!!

30. What are you listening to right now: just the sounds of my grandparents house

31. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: I have an ex named Tom and a Grandpa named Tom

32. Something that’s getting on your nerves: just like....everything about this breakup and stuff i guess

33. Most visited website: god uh...tumblr and twitter????

34. Hair colour: naturally a dark brown with some reddish in it. it’s currently died as close as possible to that

35. Long or short hair: medium?

36. Do you have a crush on someone: no currently i’m avoiding all romance like the fucking PLAGUE

37. What do you like about yourself: i’m pretty tenacious

38. Want any piercings: nah, i’m more the tattoo type

39. Blood type: ..............why

40. Nicknames: bird, birb, kbird, kbirb, broseidon

41. Relationship status: single

42. Sign: aries

43. Pronouns: they/them

44. Fave tv show: on air right now it’s b99 and the good place. in general, buffy and gilmore girls

45. Tattoos: i currently have 6 and i want sooooo many more

46. Right or left handed: left!!!!

47: Ever had surgery: tonsils and stomach yeah

48. Piercings: none

49. Sport: none currently but football (soccer) will always have my heart

50. Vacation: currently in arizona!! i’ve been all over though, i miss mexico a lot

51. Trainers: what does this....mean....like.....shoes???????

— More general

52. Eating: currently nothing?

53. Drinking: iced tea currently

54. I’m about to watch: LOVE, SIMON AGAIN BITCH!!!!!!!

55. Waiting for: life to feel right

56. Want: a nap, like always

57. Get married: okay your answer of “if i get past my commitment issues and find someone that loves me, sure” was fucking perfect

58. Career: teacher!

— Which is better

59. Hugs or kisses: hugs

60. Lips or eyes: eyes

61. Shorter or taller: taller

62. Older or younger: older

63. Nice arms or stomach: arms

64. Hookup or relationships: relationship

65. Troublemaker or hesitant: hesitant

— Have you ever

66. Kissed a stranger: nope

67. Drank hard liquor: hell yeah

68.Turned someone down: in high school yeah. and like once in college

69. Sex on first date: ........im an ace baby

70: Broken someone’s heart: supposedly

71. Had your heart broken: mhmmmm

72. Been arrested: nah, just brought home by cops

73. Cried when someone died: yeah, i cry at everything but especially death

74. Fallen for a friend: ..........only friends tbh

— Do you believe in

75. Yourself: trying to? cullen says my heart’s vibranium

76. Miracles: some days i do

77. Love at first sight: probably not, i used to though

78. Santa Claus: not anymore

79. Angels: i’d like to

— Misc

80. Eye colour: brown!

81. Best friends name: i mean..... jenny, ellie, michelle, and cullen? plus like max and jor, of course

82. Favourite movie: i guess the princess bride is the Most Favorite of All

83. Favourite actor: my MAIN MAN, hugh jackman

84. Favourite cartoon: danny phantom right now

85. Favourite teacher’s name: in HS it was mrs haley and in college it was dr trainor....grad school so far it’s been jen lynady

final tag game: tagged by the cutest, @blurredmxnds

bold the statements that are true

APPEARANCE:

I am 5'7" or taller

I wear glasses

I have at least one tattoo

I have at least one piercing

I have blonde hair

I have brown eyes

I have short hair

My abs are at least somewhat defined

I have or have had braces

PERSONALITY:

I love meeting new people

People tell me that I’m funny

Helping others with their problems is a big priority for me

I enjoy physical challenges

I enjoy mental challenges

I’m playfully rude with people I know well

I started saying something ironically and now I can’t stop saying it

There is something I would change about my personality

ABILITY:

I can sing well

I can play an instrument

I can do over 30 pushups without stopping

I’m a fast runner

I can draw well

I have a good memory (lmao about some things???)

I’m good at doing math in my head

I can hold my breath underwater for over a minute

I have beaten at least 2 people in arm wrestling

I know how to cook at least 3 meals from scratch

I know how to throw a proper punch

HOBBIES:

I enjoy playing sports

I’m on a sports team at my school or somewhere else

I’m in an orchestra or choir at my school or somewhere else

I have learned a new song in the past week

I work out at least once a week

I’ve gone for runs at least once a week in the warmer months

I have drawn something in the past month

I enjoy writing

I do or have done martial arts

EXPERIENCES:

I have had my first kiss

I have had alcohol

I have scored the winning goal in a sports game

I have watched an entire season of a TV show in one sitting

I have been at an overnight event

I have been in a taxi

I have been in the hospital or ER in the past year

I have beaten a video game in one day

I have visited another country

I have been to one of my favorite band’s concerts

RELATIONSHIPS:

I have a crush on a celebrity

I have a crush on someone I know

I have been in at least 3 relationships

I have never been in a relationship

I have asked someone out or admitted my feelings to them

I get crushes easily

I have had a crush on someone for over a year

I have been in a relationship for at least a year (on and off)

I have had feelings for a friend

MY LIFE:

I have at least one person I consider a “best friend”

I live close to my school

My parents are still together

I have at least one sibling

I live in the United States

There is snow right now where I live

I have hung out with a friend in the past month

I have at least 15 CDs (somewhere in my things)

I share my room with someone

RANDOM SHIT:

I have breakdanced

I know a person named Jamie

I have had a teacher with a last name that’s hard to pronounce

I have dyed my hair

I’m listening to one song on repeat right now (i JUST ended my thing w this)

I have punched someone in the past week

I know someone who has gone to jail

I have broken a bone (just a toe)

I have eaten a waffle today

I know what I want to do with my life

I speak at least 2 languages

I have made a new friend in the past year

#tag games #was uscjean #about the blogger

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WAFF RP- It isn’t a Fair when no one has had fun

Another RP session with @ichiwashername-o to follow up the previous one. Mercilessly cute fluff and Feels abound!

Angel: It's been several weeks since the Ballet incident. the Gemstone Siblings all know of what happened to their Human Mother- Now a litterally Ice-Cold Ninja of doom. It was not a plesant reaction.

Angel: Cirri has not seen Jasper in weeks. Jasper has stayed on his Gemstone-Growing farm for weeks not speaking to anyone- and generally being very confused, and angry.

Angel: Despite everything, Cirri was allowed to complete her run with Swan Lake and Mettaton has asked her to preform again in future productions. She politely tells him that she'll keep in touch.

A little light-hearted fun is in order. Snowdin is having a Carnival to celebrate- something. Mostly it's an excuse to breakup the wintery doldrums. Everyone in town is helping out, and Cirri's come down from Waterfall to help in her own way

Angel: after some firm prodding from his Sisters (Jade mothering him, and Emerald chasing him around the farm) Jasper decides to head to Snowdin as well, though he has no idea that Cirri's there, or that there's a Party happening in town

IchikoWindGryphon: Grillby was busier and ever with the festival well under way, helping to cater to the throngs of monsters enjoying a bit of cheer and festivities. He worked his fire magic preparing dozens of delicious dishes, the kitchen in a state of controlled chaos as dishes, ingredients, pots and pans flew about the place in a mad haze. He was in his literal element.

Cooking was his escape, his safe space. Nothing gave him more joy. And it was . . . much needed after what happened.

Grillby could scarcely recall the last time he had been in such a heightened state. And being in that enhanced form was very dangerous, he knew that, his power was completely off the charts, but what choice did he have? It took him days to burn off all that extra power, all that extra strength. Even still, chunks of hardened magma covered his back like rocky scales.

They would fade, in time.

Gaster was assisting him in the kitchen. He was no cook but his telekinesis was a blessing, helping the dishes reach their customers all the quicker, as well as handle the finer things that the busy cook couldn't handle. Papyrus and Sans were amongst the crowds, enjoying themselves.

IchikoWindGryphon: "Plate of donut holes coming up!" Grillby announced, hefting the basket of fried dough from the bubbling oil sink. He lobbed them in the air, where Gaster grabbed them with his magic, placed them in a basket, and delivered to a waiting table. "Hey, you should be my full-time assistant! I admit I'm a bit jealous of that handy blue magic of yours!"

<<Sorry, my dear elemental, but the laboratory has a stranglehold on my life,>> Gaster quipped.

"Things at the CORE hectic as ever?"

<<Why wouldn't they be? Fel has done a marvelous job keeping the place running but nothing involving the CORE ever stays quiet for long.>>

Angel: Malachite smirked as he spotted his younger sibling emerging from the fog that separated Snowdin from Waterfall "They finally chased you out of your hole then eh?"

"Shuttup." Jasper grumped. "Hey I thought you where stationed in Waterfall, what're you doing here anyway?"

"Command decided since I have such a great relationship with Dr. Gaster and Grillby I should stay in Snowdin as.. well an Unofficial Liason." Mal's smirk weakened slightly. "how are you holding up man?"

"I'm fine, I wish you guys would stop asking me!" Jasper replied crossly.

Angel: "You're our Baby Bro. We gotta worry about you, it's part of the Elder Sibling code." Malachite said simply. "Anyway you go have fun, track down your Girlfriend."

"CIRRI'S IN TOWN?!?!" Jasper squawked.

"Uh, yeah, Snowdin's where her Family is. I think she's keeping an eye on Sans and Papyrus."

Angel: "Hhhrggh... She was stalked by M- by that thing that thinks she's our mom. I figured She didn't wanna see me..." Jasper pouted

Malachite rolled his eyes. "You are the biggest dumbass."

"Shuttup."

"You shuttup and go find your lady. She's probably at her Dad's place." Malachite emphasizes this by shoving Jasper in the direction of Grillby's.

"Worst. Wingman. Ever."

"More like Best wingman." Malachite smirks. "Go have fun before I call Jade and Emmy over here."

Angel: Cirri is in fact helping at Grillby's. While Gaster is able to get all the orders to their customers, Cirri is Taking the orders, and in some cruel twist of fate (or rather mischievous elementals with a large phonebook) has been decked out in a cute, and tasteful Maid's uniform as she weaves through the restaurant

Angel: "Grillby! Five more orders of Fries and two Hamburgers!" Cirri calls out followed by a sharp bark. "Oh yes and three Kibble Specials!"

Angel: Jasper wanders the stalls of goodies set up all over the town, there's some games and a few demonstrations but it's mostly people selling pretty things for a fair price. Most Humans would equate it to the mix of Artist Alley at a Convention and a Flea Market mixed together

IchikoWindGryphon: "Coming right up!" Grillby called back, flicking the ingredients onto the grill and into the fryer. Gaster helped finish up a plate of hot wings before helping Gaster with the next order.

Papyrus and Sans entered the bar, Papyrus holding a heaping mound of cotton candy. He had a tiny bit stuck on his cheekbone. Sans too. They waved Cirri over.

"Hey Cirri!"

"Wow, I've never seen Grillby's place so busy before," Sans remarked. "You sure you don't want us to be your assistant waiters?"

"Yeah, we can even wear matching cute dresses!" Papyrus said.

Angel: Cirri giggled. "It's alright guys I got this. I think this is the first big event you've been out on your own, you should enjoy it!"

Sans feels a faint buzz from a text message. a quick peek reveals it's from Malachite "THE STICK N DA MUD IS IN TOWN. ASSIST PLZ?"

IchikoWindGryphon: Sans elbowed his bro and winked. "Well, if you're sure, we'll be hangin' around," he said. "We'll stop by later and check in. Want us to pick up anything for you?"

IchikoWindGryphon: "Like your boyfriend," Papyrus said quietly. They both started giggling.

Angel: Cirri's face falls slightly. "If he still wants to be I guess..." her bright cloudy skin darkens a few tones before restoring to it's original pale brightness "Well keep an eye on the Stalls, we'll go shopping once I'm done!"

she quickly looks away "OhsorryIthinktheyneedmeI'llseeyoulaterguys!" she blurts before heading back into the fray.

IchikoWindGryphon: Sans and Papyrus exchanged hesitant looks. They knew of what happened, including Flint's suspicions on who the hooded figure was. Sans didn't like it, Papyrus doubly so. They headed back outside, looking for Jasper and Mal.

"Hey, I see them!" Papyrus said. Standing a good head above Sans, he could pick the horned elementals out of the crowds. He waved them over.

"Hey! MAL! JASPER! HI!"

Angel: Jasper perked up to see Papyrus waving like his life depended on it.

"Smells like Bones..." Malachite prodded Jasper. "Come on it's only polite to say hi."

"Quit pushing."

"No."

Angel: "Hey Papyrus- Oh hey Sans didn't see you there!" Mal called out lacconically. "Enjoying the Carnival?"

IchikoWindGryphon: "Oh yes! Lots of fun! This cotton candy is great!" Papyrus said enthusiastically. "I also got this stuffed octopus from a ring throw challenge!" He pulled out a small plush octopus from his jacket pocket. "His Name is Teddy Tentacles! Isn't he cute?!"

"We might have cheated just a tiiiiiiny bit," Sans teased, eye flicking blue. "You guys stop at Grillbz's yet? Place is packed! Cirri is as busy as a bee over there."

Angel: "uh..." was all Jasper got out before Malachite shoved him again. "Naaw this bozo just got here and I got all this important 'Stand around and make sure people don't do anything silly' Guard stuff." Jasper looked away looking more like a guilty dog than a stone elemental. "Maybe you three should get Cirri a Treat before you see her? Might help give her a little extra spark in her step?"

Angel: Jasper glared. "Mal what the crap?"

"The way to a woman's heart is gifts abound, truuust me Jaspy."

Jasper facepalmed. "And might I remind you I'm the one with the significant other?"

"That you know of Lil' bro."

IchikoWindGryphon: Papyrus gasped, eyes going all big and sparkly. "Are they cuuuuute? Have you kissed yet?!"

Sans laughed, "Bro, cool the jets, Mal aint gotta spill the beans on his own private stuff."

"Aw, right, fair enough! now, if I know Cirri, which I do cuz we're the best shape-shifting siblings ever, she LOVES candy! What monster doesn't?! Everyone loves candy!"

Sans nodded in agreement, then stopped short. Oh, shit, Papyrus mentioned shape-shifting. He hoped Jasper would think Papyrus was only speaking about the two skeletons and not suspect Cirri. Sweat dripped from the back of his neck.

"You always think of the best things, bro," Sans laughed.

"That's why they call me the GREAT Papyrus!"

Angel: "Huh..?" Jasper perked up. "Oh really? I guess it might not hurt to get her a bag of...something?" He shrugged.

"Excellent plan my good Skeleton." Malachite shoved a few gold coins into Jasper's hands "Go get Cirri some of her favourite sweets, have a good honest talk over things, clear the bad air-" He grimaced. "Ugh Pun Unintended."

Angel: "Alright alright!" Jasper said before turning to the skeleton bros. "So where can we get some good monster Candy around here?" he asked

IchikoWindGryphon: "There's food tents all right next to Grillby's place--I mean Dad's place . . . Can I still call him Grillby? We have two dads I feel if I don't specify it gets confusing," Papyrus said worriedly.

"I'm sure neither of our dads mind," Sans assured.

"Then come on!" He grabbed jasper by the wrist, practically dragging Jasper through the crowds. Even though Jasper was a heavy stone elemental and Papyrus a scrawny little skeleton, his strength was surprising. Papyrus led them to a row of tents, some selling a variety of regular fair food but a handful at the end of the line selling an assortment of candy, everything from chocolate to fudge to rock candy to toffee to rainbow-colored fruity treats.

Papyrus waved. "Take your pick!"

Angel: Jasper's eye immediately went to the colourful fruit-taffy. "Cirri likes colourful stuff right..?" he peered around for a vendor "'Scuse me I'd like some of the Rainbow taffy stuff please?"

Angel: A monster who looked more like a disco-ball than anything flesh-and-blood approached Jasper. "Hey cute stuff!" they flirted with a feminine voice. "You don't want any of that lame taffy."

"I don't...?" Jasper asked a little unnerved by the vendor.

"Nawww, it's bland. You'd want something like this." they pull up a bag and show off a bag of rainbow treats with a pearl-like outer shell. "Managed to make some unique flavours, some you can only get on the surface!"

"...Well they look pretty good, but what's the price?" Jasper asked

"Cheap! It's my last bag, just Five Gold." the Disco monster said "The healing magic in them will make you feel like a brand new monster!"

Jasper shrugged and dug out the money. "Why not? they look tasty enough." he paid out and took the bag of rainbow pearl monster Candy

"Pleasure doing business with you." the Disco monster replied before moving to pack up their wares

"I guess let's head to Grillby's." Jasper said looking like he'd rather get his horns broken

IchikoWindGryphon: "Let's go!" Papyrus said cheerfully, hooking arms with Jasper and half-dragging, half-skipping the elemental down the streets. They made their way to Grillby's, made it through the throngs of people, and waved Cirri over.

"We're back!" he said. "And we brought you something!" With a giggle, he pulled Jasper in front of him.

Angel: "Jasper?!" Cirri gasped. She had just been finishing the latest order and taking it to Grillby and Gaster, standing in the middle of the room

"Hrk." Jasper had seen Cirri in her Maid outfit and experienced the Mother of all Brainfarts.

He just stood stock still between being very turned on seeing Cirri looking mussed up and cute from hard work and her pretty dress to guilty about everything that had happened and slightly terrified about really everything

IchikoWindGryphon: Grillby elbowed Gaster in the kitchen. "Psssst, boyfriend at 12 o'clock, you gotta see this I think his brain's melting out of his ear"

Angel: "Umm... How about you guys take a seat?" She offered a recently-freed booth rather sheepishly. "I'll take your orders."

"HHHHHHhhhhokay..." Jasper wheezed.

IchikoWindGryphon: Grillby was giggling like an idiot. "Oh, this is too precious."

<< . . .. hm,>> Was all Gaster said.

"Aw, is someone being a big ol' papa wolf?" Grillby teased. "Big ol papa wolf . . . dragon . . . thing?"

Gaster only rolled his eyes.

"I worry about those two sometimes," he sighed. "Especially after the whole . . . fiasco." He turned to Gaster. "Any luck finding her?"

<<I set up cameras and sensors all over the Underground. Nothing,>> he said quietly. <<But the second I find Vulpeca . . .>> He held out his hand, and claws grew from his fingertips. <<I will make sure he won't slip away again.>>

Grillby sighed. "Just . . . be careful. And make sure I'm there to back you up."

<<After a thorough lava bath I would hope?>>

"Wouldn't be any other way I'd want to face him."

Angel: Jasper mechanically followed Sans and Papyrus to the booth and sat down. "Sans, Papyrus your Usuals?" Cirri asked

IchikoWindGryphon: "Yes please!" Papyrus said.

"With extra ketchup," Sans said with a nod.

Angel: Cirri nodded "Jasper what would you like...?" she asked cautiously

"FRIES!" Jasper yelped in a strangled tone, then "Please if it's not too much trouble..." he added looking away, his face a dark brownish-red.

Cirri nodded. "Grillby! One Milkshake, Burger extra Ketchup and Fries please!"

IchikoWindGryphon: Papyrus and Sans snickered. "Jasper stop acting so weird you're going to traumatize your girlfriend," Sans mocked.

"Are you doing ok?" Papyrus asked a bit more quietly. "We haven't seen you around for a while and we wanted to make sure, well, that you're doing ok! Cuz you're our friend!"

Angel: Jasper blinked in surprise. "Me?! Well I uh..." He fiddled nervously with his hands. "Well things are messed up with t-the monster Flint thinks is our Mom but- What about you guys?! That creature nearly killed Grillby and nearly took Cirri away! You guys have a million more reasons to be upset than me!"

Angel: "You don't agree with your big brother?" Cirri asked sitting down beside Papyrus, across from Jasper

Angel: "...I know our Mom saved our lives. She got us to the Underground in time." Jasper balled his hands in fists on the table. "She was pushed away by humans.. and monsters when it mattered most, but she was kind enough to sacrifice herself for us." he stared over at the kitchen. "I can't believe she turned into something like...something that Wasn't the human that raised us. That thing wasn't the real Irelle I can't believe it!"

Angel: Cirri laid a hand on one of Jasper's fists. "Vulpeca loves to hurt people. I wouldn't be surprised if he found out we were dating somehow and decided to hurt you just because we were together." she said softly. "I'm sorry."

Angel: "What?! No, Hell no! Don't apologize for that dickbag!" Jasper took Cirri's hand in his. "You have nothing to do with Vulpeca. You hear? He's going to pay for what he's done, to both of us."

Angel: Jasper squeezed her hand gently. "I should be the one apologizing to you, I've been in a funk all this time and you've had to deal with freaky ice women and psycho-stalkers. I won't leave you alone like that again." he then took her hand and kissed it gently earning a bright blush from Cirri

IchikoWindGryphon: Papyrus, Sans, and Grillby all let out soft squees of adoration.

IchikoWindGryphon: "Hey Jazz, can I call you Jazz? I'm callin' ya Jazz," Sans said. "Take it from someone with a REALLY messed up childhood and past. It's not . . . impossible, considering how . . . well . . ." He twisted his skeleton fingers together. "It's like dad said. there's really no such thing as a skeleton monster. Only human remains brought back to life with . . . dark magic. It doesn't surprise me that Vulpeca figured that out and in some horrible twist of fate used that to get at you. And get at Cirri in turn." Sans let out a snarl. "He really is a sick, disgusting fuck."

"normally I don't approve of such vulgar language," Papyrus said. "But Sans is one hundred percent right. Vulpeca is a very bad monster. And it terrifies me is is capable of such bad things."

Angel: Jasper frowned. "There's way too many questions... " he said "And really I dunno if I want to know the answer. But...." all the time he hadn't let go of Cirri hand "I'm not letting it stop me. I want to be with Cirri- No I Need to be with her. and some evil jackass with Evil Magic isn't going to stop me."

Angel: "Jasper..." Cirri was both deeply touched and guilty as hell. She still had her own Beast Form Secret. "I think.. I think I need to tell you something as well... But not here."

"Whenever your ready." Jasper said before realizing what he had in his other fist "Oh jeez I forgot about these. Sans Paps and I found these- they're supposed to be really good apparently?" He opened his hands to show the bag of Rainbow pearl-candy.

Angel: "Oh?" Cirri opened the bag and gasped "Oh-Oh wow Jasper they're so pretty! Are you sure I can eat these?" Jasper nodded

"Thank you so much dear!" Cirri said with a bright smile earning the return of the Blushing brainfart "Sans? Papyrus I can't eat all this candy by myself do you want some too?"

IchikoWindGryphon: Sans patted his "belly." "No way, sis, I ate like, so much cotton candy. Also gotta save my appetite for my burg. Grillz makes the best burgs."

"I warned you about ruining your appetite!" Papyrus chided as he helped himself to a piece.

"Dude you ate just as much as I did!"

Papyrus stuck out his tongue as he ate the candy. his eyes went wide.

"Oh wow this is really good!" He helped himself to another piece. "You made a good choice, Jasper!"

Angel: Cirri plucked a candy and popped it into her mouth "Mmmm.. this one tastes like strawberries. It's been so long since I had a strawberry." she took another- rewarded with an orange-y taste. "We'll have to get some more, that's really too good."

"Glad you like." Jasper grinned doofily.

"Yanno, it's quieted down enough that I think I can get away." Cirri admitted "Lemmie just go ask Grillby and you gents can show me about town~"

Angel: As she stood up the world began to spin forcing Cirri to sit back down again. "Oh! Oh gosh I guess I overdid it, I feel really dizzy all of a sudden."

"Take your time, maybe you just need something to eat?" Jasper suggested concern in his eyes

"Maybe? I Really didn't have a good breakfast." She popped another candy into her mouth. "Just give me a minute I should be alright....?"

IchikoWindGryphon: Grillby came over with their food. "An order of fries, a cheeseburger with extra ketchup, and a vanilla milkshake!" he said proudly, laying out the food for them. "Enjoy!"

He clapped his hands, and only then noticed that Cirri wasn't looking like her usual self. He placed a hand on her shoulder.

"you doing ok, kid?" he asked gently. "I hope you're not working yourself to death over here! Tell you what, it's calming down a bit, Gaster and I can handle this so you take a break, alright?"

Papyrus gratefully took his milkshake. "Thankssssss dad," he said with a faint slur. "Looks . . . looks great." He picked up his spoon with a trembling hand, then suddenly collapsed, falling face-first on the table.

Grillby started, reaching over to grab him. "PAPYURUS?! Are you ok?!"

Sans reached over, grabbing his brother's arm. "Bro?! You ok?!"

Papyrus only groaned.

Angel: Cirri blinked dazedly "Is...something wrong..." she never finished her sentence as she quietly slumped into Grillby's side

"Cirri!" Jasper cried pulling her towards him. "Cirri wake up!"

Cirri didn't respond, an unnatural flush on her face

"What happened?! They were fine just a second ago?!"

IchikoWindGryphon: Sans grabbed the candy, glaring at it.

". . . I don't know." he muttered before stashing it away.

The commotion brought Gaster out of the back room running. He was at Grillby's side in an instant, looking over Papyrus and Cirri.

<<For God's sake, everyone back off!>> Gaster shouted. The gathering crowds did so.

"Gaster, they suddenly fainted. I don't know what happened, they-"

<<Poison,>> Gaster said lowly and with ferocious conviction. <<They've been poisoned.>> He grabbed Cirri and Papyrus in his arms. <<I want to know exactly what-">>

Sans tentatively pulled out the bag of mysterious candy.

"Gaster," he said slowly. "They . . . just ate this right before they fainted."

He wordlessly took the bag of candy, his glare fierce enough to reduce ice to a puddle.

<<I will tend to the both of them at the labs. Find whoever made this candy and bring them in.>>

He disappeared in a flash of blue light.

Angel: "Sans, the vendor-!" Jasper was already jumping to his feet. "Someone Call the Guard!" He shouted as he beelined for the door, Genocidal thoughts on his mind when he got ahold of the Discoball monster.

Angel: Jasper plowed through the crowd until he reached the same stalls that he had just purchased the candy from. "WHERE ARE THEY?!" Jasper roared scaring the crap out of every monster within earshot

"Who?!" Yelped a rabbit selling butterscotch toffees. "The monster with the Discoball head! Where the Hell are they?!" Jasper snarled, spikes beginning to sprout out of his back

"Jasper!" Malachite arrived on the scene with two other guards in tow. "What's going on? I heard a commotion at Grillby's and saw you running like a Human was after you!"

IchikoWindGryphon: Sans was right behind him. "It's Cirri and my brother Paps! They were poisoned by the candy we got from the vendor! They were right HERE!!!" his teeth were noticeably sharper, and his fists shook. "Some bastard sold us candy they knew was rotten and now they're both sick!"

Angel: "I don't know what they're talking about!" The Rabbit yelped obviously alarmed by the two near-rabid monsters in front of them. "There was never any discoball monster here!"

Malachite scowled. "You do realize lying is going to get you into a lot of trouble right?" he intoned dangerously

"Ask anybody here! We all set up together at the same time!" The rabbit motions to the other vendors.

Malachite motions to the other guards. "you two go through the vendors, any customers, Anybody who's been in the area in the past hour." the two guards nodded and parted "Sans, Jasper, let us search, you're too wound up to be any good right now." Mal insisted. "Wait back at Grillby's I'll fill you in when we find out anything."

Angel: After seeing the two off Malachite pulled out his cell and dialed a specific number. "Lieutenant Sphex? It's Officer Malachite, we have a situation with the Gaster Family. A Bad one."

Angel: Jasper sat in the booth he had been in with his girl and his friends not an hour before, his chin on the table a mournful kicked-puppy expression as he stared a hole into the seat that Cirri had sat in.

IchikoWindGryphon: Grillby reached across the table, placing a hand on Jasper's forearm. "They're in good hands. You know there's no better doctor in the whole underground than Gaster. And you even brought him the source. He'll have both of them fixed up in no time."

Sans was still glowering. "What the hell, we were all there!" Sans said furiously. "That freaky monster convinced Jasper to buy the candy! And no one else spotted them?! The hell is going on?!"

Grillby shook his head. "I wish I knew."

"Then I'll sniff them down myself!"

"Sans, you will do no such thing," Grillby said furiously. "The guards will handle this, the dogs are the best trackers in the Underground-"

"But I can help!"

"Please, Sans," Grillby begged. "Have patience."

Angel: the Door of the restuarant opened and Malachite came in with a mangy looking cat-monster with even mangier wings sprouted from his back. "Ahem. Mr. Grillby I'm Lieutenant Sphex, Officer Malachite has briefed me on the situation." Jasper perked up immediately. "How are your Son and Foster-Daughter?"

IchikoWindGryphon: Grillby stood. "They are in the hands of Dr. Gaster in the Hotlands labs. They are getting looked at as we speak. I have full confidence in his ability to restore their health and fix whatever ails them."

Angel: Sphex nodded somehow looking mangier. "Mr. Jasper yes? You claimed to have purchased a bag of candy from a monster with a Disco-ball for a head yes?"

Jasper frowned "...yes?"

Angel: "We've found no signs of this monster I'm afraid." Sphex said in an unconvincingly sympathetic voice. "Moreso We've got a witness saying something fairly disturbing-"

"Sir the monster in question was Drunk off their ass their testimony-"

"Is Circumstancial, yes I'm aware Officer!" Sphex interrupted. "But your brother is a known and verbal Human-Sympathizer, and we all know what Gaster built his "Sons" for Originally." Sphex grimaced.

Angel: Jasper stood up "Sans and Papyrus Saw me buy the candy!" He intoned "You can't be seriously saying I-"

"At this point monsters are aware that one of Gasters "Human Killers" has been poisoned." Sphex said "They're scared and in sore need of some reassurance, especially with the chaos the Underground has been in the last couple of months." he smiled, which looked even worse than his grimace. "You're not under arrest young man. But for everyone's sake we'll have to keep you for questioning."

IchikoWindGryphon: Grillby stood, his composure cool but somehow subtly terrifying. Perhaps it was the way his pale eyes fixated on the guard, or the way his fire seemed to roar and crackle like an animal, or in his stone-still posture other than the living flames flickering over his body.

"We will be happy to assist you in any way we can to find the monster responsible," Girillby said in a whisper of a voice, placing one hand on Sans' shoulder. "But I can assure you this: Jasper is the absolute last person who would be responsible for poisoning Cirri and Papyrus."

Angel: Sphex flinched. "I-I'm sure we have nothing to worry about then." He coughed into his hand. "In the meantime, Officer Malachite, please detain the Supsect."

"Mal please..." Jasper murmured as his bother approached trying very hard to remain emotionless, only a flicker of pain as he pulled out the Magic-Dampening cuffs.

"They're only letting me do this much Bro. I'm "Too Close." " Mal said "Please just go along with this for now." Jasper nodded holding up his hands for Malachite to put the cuffs on. "Sans, lemmie know how Cirri and Paps are doing alright?"

IchikoWindGryphon: Sans frowned, but nodded. "I'll let you know when Dad fixes them, you'll be the first to know." Grillby kept a firm hand on Sans' shoulder, knowing he might snap and say something foolish. They just had to be patient for the time being.

IchikoWindGryphon: Back at Hotland, Gaster had laid Cirri and Papyrus on cots side-by-side, monitors tracking their condition. Both were stable, in no small part thanks to Jasper and Sans' quick reaction, and he managed to stave off the worst of the poison. But it wasn't looking good. In only minutes it had rendered both monster's HP to critically low levels and rendered them unconscious. It took a lot just to get them in the stable state they were in now. But now the worst was over, and Gaster could focus on isolating the poison from the candy and developing an antidote.

Slipping on some latex gloves, he pulled out a piece of candy and prepared to run it through every test under the sun. Or, mountain in their case.

Gaster would not rest until this mystery was solved.

Angel: Meanwhile the Rabbit monster Jasper had yelled at was entering his house- to find an Ice Monster in a blue hood waiting for them. "Did you succeed?"

"Yeah yeah. It was easy." the rabbit scowled. "Man, we monsters really need to be more suspicious, it was pathetic really." he added pulling on a red and black leather jacket. "You got my money?"

The Ice Ninja reached into one long sleeve to pull out a bag that clinked with many gold coins as it fell to the floor. "Lord Vulpeca is very pleased, we may work again at a later date in order to strengthen Monster-Kind."

#DUN DUN DUNNNNNN #Waff-Related #Grillby #Papyrus #OC's EVERYWHERE

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