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Fandom: Mass Effect Trilogy
Rating: Teen & Up Audiences
Length: 1,779 words
Tags: POV Second Person, Mass Effect 3, Synthesis Ending (Mass Effect), Fix-It of Sorts, Eventual Happy Ending, Paragon Shepard (Mass Effect), Shepard lives, Reapers, Post-Mass Effect 3, Post-Synthesis Ending (Mass Effect), plot holes, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergenc, eCanon What Canon
Summary:
You chose Synthesis. In order to save them all, you chose to die. One cannot be true without the other.
Notes: I am 29 on April 11th, the same age as Shep when they started this whole thing. So I'm making content to celebrate that. I used 2nd Person POV so it could be anyone's Shep. I avoided mentions of who survived and any love interest for that as well. I know 2nd Person POV isn't everyone's jam but I hope you'll still give my first ever Mass Effect fic a chance!
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i redrew an old anim i did of some guys taking a post-patrol nap
dickie is gonna get in trouble for wearing boots on the antique chaise lounge. no one tell alfred
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pretty :>
i couldnt help but upload him despite it being midnight and also not having beef or emmerich done, but theyre there. just. chillin, while i pay more attention to montrose...
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Rune Saint John is walking around New Atlantis, adopting kids and creatures like they're Pokémon.
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there should be more hours between 6 and 10pm. like even just two more hours. for my assorted hobbies & activities
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When Harry Met Sally (1989) dir. Rob Reiner
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clone wars screencap redraw 11
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Then all the choices would then lead to this very moment. One wrong turn and we wouldn't be sitting here together. Now, that says a lot.
THE X FILES | S07E017, ’All Things’
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I haven't done an Our Flag Rewatch in a while. And I just thought about doing one and got all choked up.
Watching Ed fall in love with this improbable and wonderful dude I just....
You can even see his astonishment at how hard he's fallen for him.
This is the same man who made Fang put his dog down and didn't bat an eye when some of his crew died in the attempt to save Stede and he once burned a ship with the crew inside.
He mops Stede's forehead with a damp cloth. He swaps clothes with him and giggles, Stede tells him to stand down and he DOES. Edward Teach finally lets his guard down because Stede seems ridiculous with his fancy ship and fancy clothes and impractical approach to piracy. He's not a threat. So Ed can admit he likes fine fabrics and yearns for softer things too. But then Stede is also handsome and loyal and caring and defends his honour and ah fuck...
Ed is an absolute simp for Stede, following him on little jungle excursions, putting on a little pageantry for him and just seeming shocked at himself the whole time and I will never be over it.
He tries to be a hard-ass when it comes to Stede after he leaves. But even when he headbutts him and Stede seems to dismiss it, Ed uses the one thing Stede taught him. Passive Aggression.
"Do whatever you like, you're good at that."
"And then he completely boned it"
"I can do it any time I like."
"More like I relented"
None of this stands a chance of course.
One heartfelt declaration of love and Ed is out of his leathers, back on the ship as a helper in a potato sack onesie and with a bell around his neck the very next day.
The impact of Stede Bonnet on that man can never be underestimated.
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SCOOBY-DOO (2002) dir. Raja Gosnell
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when making a character remember! are they a FAG?
Fucked up beyond belief
Actually would suck in real life (and ideally in the story too)
Gay
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the tortured poets department in question
#hjkhkjhkjlhdgjkhd SHE IS#even better that one of the teens is named taylor swift#dndads s2#scary marlowe#qd
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I was going to add a whole bunch of clone troopers and make it super epic, but then my energy tanked. I picked a hard angle and all the geometry of the armor… Goodness. I probably just need to be more patient. Perhaps I will revisit this soon and turn it into what I see in my head.
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the gloom claims the hero👁️ #totk
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Our Flag Means Death (2022 - ) I 2x04-Fun and Games
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