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luna-lovegreat · 2 months

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Currently obsessed with the idea that the boys go to Time for love advice, since "he's married so he knows this stuff right?"

I mean they couldn't recognize a wedding ring??? And neither did he???

And time was saying this in his youth I mean cmon

Twilight: So ancestor. What would you do if like. Malon left to another world and never came back

Time: ... bro Malon called me fairy boy and then we were married like what

Hyrule: So uhh old man. How does one. Meet a girl.

Time: By speaking to her I guess? Or not, Malon did the talking for me

Hyrule: riiiiight...

Wild *no tact*: Hey so like... what if your redheaded wife who's name started with M died.

Time: what?!?!

Wild, undeterred: but like before she proposed.

Time: ...

Wild: and you don't remember if you would have said yes. What's your advice for dealing with that?

Time: ... vent to a fairy?

Warriors: hey old man

Time: no no no not this one asking me please

Warriors: how do I get women to stop coming after me. So I can ya know. Choose without war trying to force me into relationships

Time: I can safely say I've never had that problem captain

Wars: of course not *smirks*

Wars: ok but seriously how do I make them go away

Time: ... wear a wedding ring so they think you're taken, I've got a shiny extra

Time: no no why- they won't stop, I don't know how to do love!

Time: ok well at least I have legend. That kid would never ask for advice, I'll sit by him.

Legend: so old man.

Time, looking forward to a normal conversation: yeah?

Legend: hypothetically, what would you do if you found out Malon didn't exist.

Legend: And her whole world didn't, but it did, and now it doesn't

Time: ...Excuse me for a minute.

Time, writing a letter as fast as he can: MALON HOW DO I GIVE LOVE ADVICE THEY THINK IM WISE

Malon: lol

Happy Valentine's Day guys, have a headcanon :P

The boys go to Time for love advice and Time spouts whatever wise-sounding bs he can, before shoving them all on Malon for therapy when they visit the ranch

Art and comic by Jojo @linkeduniverse! :D

#I'm just??? we have like three different times they went to him with love problems? guys he grew up in a forest raised by a tree #he proposed with a cosplay ring #Malon laughs her head off when he says they're going to him for advice #'babe I had to force you into understanding marriage'#'give me the boys I'll talk to them'#to the boys: 'listen Links don't stop going to him for love advice. ask about the most wierd traumatic shit you've been through'#'cook record his reactions this'll be hilarious'#'he's seemed wise...' 'he don't know shit kids he's quoting me'#Lu time #lu #linked universe #linkeduniverse #little did he know legend was the worst of them all #wars wears the glittery engagement ring he recommended with pride 'sorry I'm taken ladies in case you missed the sparkle'#technically Valentine's Day was 43 minutes ago but shhhh it's ok time doesn't know what love is either #I do not have several of the games or complete information #if I said something incorrect (or offensive ever) let me know :)#love you guys #:)

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markscherz · 3 months

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Hello,

Please enjoy these gray tree frogs(I’m pretty sure) that like to hang out around my house. They make me happy :)

I mean, tree frogs always give me joy. You are blessed to have such ready access to them.

#Dryophytes versicolor #Dryophytes #tree frog #animals #When Yavanna made the trees and the forests #Oromë was like 'Ah yes #'I shall need fearsome beasts to hunt for the demons of Melkor great and small in these forests #'gosh Melkor's flies and mosquitos are so damn annoying #'I shall need some Small Wet Bois to keep them in check'#and lo!#answers by Mark #moonlightonmarigolds #lord of the rings #tolkien #the silmarillion #valar #headcanon

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wherewolf · 2 years

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rings i need desperately 🌿🍃

#🐺.fsn #need me a ring that looks like a tree #pngs #png #transparent #rings #fashion #moodboard #jewelry #agate

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padawansuggest · 2 months

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Cody: Yeah, I’m gonna propose to Obi-Wan, I’m just waiting for the right moment.

Rex: Really? And what would the right moment look like?

Cody: :) he’s been planning a super intricate and interesting proposal for weeks. I know he’s gonna end up stuttering and looking like an idiot if I end up stealing the spotlight right before he goes to do it, so, that’ll be the right moment :)

Rex: …is this… is this a humiliation fetish, for you?

Cody: …huh… I never thought of it like that. Sorta??

Rex: Oh my god he’s gonna hate you for life.

Cody: It’s okay, I hate him too. It’s our love language.

Rex: omfg

#star wars #obi wan kenobi #incorrect star wars quotes #clone wars #incorrect clone wars quotes #commander cody #captain rex #codywan #Obi is gonna stutter like an idiot and then cry and climb him like a tree #there are def gonna be pics that Anakin will frame and send them as wedding presents #Cody also blackmailed someone into telling him what the ring looks like so he could get a better one #that fucking bastard #Obi is gonna ride his dick so hard

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lxdymaria · 10 months

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#elden ring #eldenringedit #gamingedit #*medits #*mgifs #userwolfkissed #necroticpetals #userserenedy #userarklay #💕😘#long post #i really love this one particular battle field #i like the juxtaposition of the the erd tree/phantom erd trees (the lil guys) placed in the middle of these sights of war #how so much time has passed that flowers have sprouted in the place of battle. its like. a sense of rebirth paired with decay #the sense of decay comin from the literal decayinghusks of civilians who pick through the bodies of dead soldiers on both sides #it's cool environmental story telling

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frodo-with-glasses · 4 months

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A parting gift!

#frodo baggins #farmer maggot #lord of the rings #lotr #my art #fig tree au #this one goes out to all my girlies who like to see frodo smiling and laughing 💚

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instantdinosaurtidalwave · 3 months

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desperately want to write a LotR fic wherein someone somehow gets their hands on a Silmaril, very much does not want to keep the Silmaril, and goes out of their way to find Maglor and throw it at him like a hackysack. If set in First Age Arda, then they'd find the nearest Son of Feanor to much the same effect.

For extra crack in the Third Age scenario, Eru has seen fit to undo the Oath, possibly as some form of parole for good behavior, and so Maglor has taken to hucking it right back at whoever found it because why would I want this these things have been nothing but trouble for me and my family you keep it

also i want this to happen before the Ringbearers leave for Valinor just so they can all bear witness to this at least once.

#lord of the rings #silmarillion #silmarils #crack #maglor #gandalf elrond and galadriel would have strong opinions about this i think #i also feel like the first time it happens in front of them there is gasping and clutching at pearls #because this is a Silmaril #bearing the light of the Two Trees Laurelin and Telperion #it is nOT A TOY!!!!#so yeah

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homura-chu · 1 year

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I'm finally playing Elden rinG(ay) and I can't believe I get a girlfriend and she made the first move.

Anyway, don't tell me. Based on how lonely my travels are so far I bet she gonna break my heart. But let me simp for now ok. 😭

#finger maiden serving 2 fingers.. really? lmao 😎#she wants me to get the ring. what for marriage?#i'll play lord if thats what it takes to have a lady #anyway onward to the christmas tree #homu chu art #elden ring #elden ring tarnished #melina #oh btw my tarnished is named Honey Bee lol #and yeah i kinda played around with the outfit design given bc i didnt like the rags lol #beelina #honey bee the tarnished

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puppyeared · 2 months

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valentines day pkmn wip ^_^

#im gonna put them on their own canvases and write a little abt their design insp and ideas #i had a lot of ideas but decided to go with the ones i felt worked strongest. although id love to go back to the ones that #didnt make the cut and see if i can rework them.. its a little hard to remember things that correspond to valentines day...!!!!#i wanted to do wedding dress gardevoir.. pearl necklace onix... romantic candle chandelure... heart balloon drifloon....#cherubird was supposed to be delibird but i found it hard to work around the santa theme without making it hard to recognize #so i decided to make it a new pokemon (fakemon?) entirely ^_^ based on seraphim doves and love letters #klefki is based on the pont de arcs bridge in france known for its lovelocks!! it collects charms like halves of best friend necklaces #lockets and lost wedding rings.. sawsbuck is based on tree carvings with lovers names and sakura branches #roserade is based on flower bouquets. i like how its design came out!! the body is supposed to look like a waistcoat #lopunny based on playboy bunnies. the fur on its wrists is supposed to resemble the cuffs. torso has the one piece suit #and their legs have the thigh high stockings. frogadier is based on romantic bubble baths with flower petals #tangela is based on curly old telephone wires that you twirl between your fingers when calling your lover kicking your feet in the air #decidueye has to be my fav though with the cupid theme. also used barn owls bc of the heart shaped face #i cant wait to finish these!!!! i can see these going on my portfolio for sure #my art #myart #pokemon #pokemon design #valentines day #wip #doodles

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incorrect-lord-of-the-rings · 8 months

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#wasteland baby but its about love even if sauron wins #like hes out there seeing all the desth and destruction from mordor and hes singing some beautiful song about the darkness coming #and the wasteland is mordor #like real people do but its the bodies in the dead marshes #hes singing about the love of the trees and of ancient lore #IS IT JUST ME???#lotr #lord of the rings #hozier #poll #idk man #put that man in a cloak in a lush forest on the edge of the green world overlooking the doom of all

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miquella-everywhere · 25 days

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So I wrote a small little fic about Malenia addressing her newly anointed Cleanrot Knights.

Feel free to read it if you'd like lol

Finlay along with the rest of her comrades stands before Malenia, Blade of Miquella, in the Haligtree City of Elphael. They all stand at attention before their General, their leader, and for many of them, their personal trainer to which they owe their fighting skills as Knights.

Today is a special day, a commemoration of sorts, the Haligtree grows strong and the divine trees first bloom of scarlet flowers fills the air, with dancing crimson petals and golden leaves blessing all those who stand in its gentle rain, and in particular, making the Demigod Malenia look strikingly sacred.

Her helm is off and the breeze rustles her vibrant scarlet hair, and with her remaining eye, showing signs that it too shall soon be claimed by the Rot, she watches her loyal band that stands before her.

And with a firm voice she addresses them all:

"As you all know, Rot has a hold upon my very soul. Never have I know relief from this pain, and even with the fullest efforts of my dearest brother, your Lord Miquella, I still suffer despite his unending kindness. So if you truly wish to dedicate yourselves to my name, know that if there is no hope for me... then there is no hope for you."

Silence falls between the Cleanrots.

They've known this for a long while now, one does not pledged loyalty to the Demigod cursed by the Scarlet Rot without the knowledge that they too shall one day decay into nothingness, but hearing the truth come from Malenia herself is jarring.

It's as if she is testing their faith and loyalty.

"Should you have any doubts come forth with them now." Malenia says, "But do not take my words as ones of judgement. Because I wish for you to know, that there is no shame in wanting to live."

Malenia's remaining eye lacks light, the rot having eaten away at the illustrious gold that she was born into, with all that remains a dull sheen. But despite the lacking radiance, her eyes are still warm, gazing at her loyal Knights with such gentleness, along with a deep sadness that cones with the understanding of the fate to those close to her.

Finlay steps forward, and speaks on behalf of all of the Cleanrot Knights; whose hearts beat as one.

"We shall fight by your side until the bitter end Lady Malenia."

Malenia smiles.

The Empyrean brings her blade to her face in a single elegant motion. The fallen leaves and scarlet petals on the stone flooring rustle from the movement, and the Demigod warrior addresses her loyal band of Knights:

"Then upon my name as Malenia, Blade of Miquella, I hearby anoint you all as my Cleanrot Knights. May our battles in the name of Miquella and his Haligtree be fierce, and our determination even fiercer!"

As if on cue, the wind blows as Malenia raises her sword skyward, and the fallen golden leaves and scarlet petals whirl around her and the Cleanrot Knights, who proudly salute their General.

Finlays eyes follow the long elegant curve of Malenia's marvelous blade, and as she reads the prayer etched upon the marvelously crafted unalloyed gold up to the sharpened tip, curtains of light drift down from the balcony above, and from that light: sits Miquella, watching the ceremony from the balcony wall with a tender smile.

Miquella's presence always leaves Finlay breathless. Truly the most fearsome Empyrean indeed, when all he has to do is smile and it makes Finalys heart ache so tenderly.

Miquella's eyes meet Finlays from behind her helm and his smile only grows gentler. The young boy then closes his eyes, bringing his hands up to clasp them in prayer. His lips move but Finlay can hear no words other than the breeze and rustling of leaves.

But it's in this moment that she knows, deep within her soul, that the Cleanrot Knights are truly the most blessed of all.

#super headcanony regarding the haligtree in its prime #id like to think that it had its own flowers at some point #scarlet flowers that represented mals importance to miqs golden tree #and where does this take place in the ER timeline exactly???? idk 🤷#this is just for fun lol #uri posts #elden ring #finlay #malenia blade of miquella #miquella the unalloyed

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death-rebirth-senshi · 8 months

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I once saw a post that was like "Radahn and Malenia are half siblings what beef could they have" and like you cannot possibly comprehend the beef that half-siblings children of divorce can have with one another.

#me vs elden ring #like if you don't get it you don't get it.#you cannot comprehend how much you can resent your father's second set of children he left your mother to have.#MORESO THAN YOUR FATHER EVEN. And isn't that the shit of it all.#even aside from that I get the feeling that Malenia and even Miquella were looked down upon #not entirely unlike Morgott and Mohg #the derogatory 'severed harpy' at the shaded castle feels like an interesting glimpse into how Malenia may have been viewed at large #not by her own cleanrot knights or Miquella but what she represented to the golden order #and given that Miquella apparently wanted to replace the Erdtree. Well.#The path to the Haligtree is hidden and secret and protected and difficult to get to.#perhaps because it needed to be far enough away from the Erdtree and previous Great Tree.#But I don't think that's the only reason.

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ladymariayuri · 1 year

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#sorry to the ludwigheads i vetod him out #anyway #character polls #im not including easy answers like nights cavalry or tree sentinel or loretta. we dont know if theres a warriors bond #you have to Get it okay #elden ring #dark souls

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july-19th-club · 6 months

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i really love long-running tv shows. ten, twelve, fifteen seasons seems excessive, but i love the way that much time winds up being more organically true-to-life than a tightly-structured ten-episode realist drama, no matter how contrived the situations in a ten-year-old medical or legal drama might become. status quos warp and change, characters come in and out, relationships begin and end - marriages, divorces, children born, parents dying, everything from a character's hairstyle to their weight fluctuates as the actor's does. a protagonist leaves to spend more time with their family because a performer wants to do the same. there's a kind of natural moss that grows on these long runners, some seasons are better than others, some plots engage more enthusiasm from the crew and audience than others, but the work or the location or the group of people remains the same, or changes in the way things change in life: incrementally, abruptly, and then settling again into something that becomes familiar. young faces grow lines. dark hair goes grey. lean faces put on fat. and life happens

#some people dont like long shows because they figure after a while people start phoning it in - writers. actors. viewers #which is true sometimes! but whenever that happens if the series is long enough the slump ends and it feels punchy again at some point #which is also true to life: our enthusiasm for our own circumstances #work. home. friendships . hobbies. waxes and wanes #and it all happens over such a long stretch of time that we barely notice it. rings on a tree baby #q

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frodo-with-glasses · 1 year

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Suuure, Saruman, let’s go with that.

#frodo baggins #saruman #lord of the rings #lotr #my art #fig tree au #i’m very glad i have this design for saruman now #(he looked a little too close to gandalf before)#but now he looks like jafar or something!! which is great :-D

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miojodetomatin · 1 year

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the fact that Thranduil gave Gollum better treatment when he was his prisoner than he gave Thorin's Company just lives rent-free in my mind.

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