something wicked this way comes
[this is a redraw, here’s the original :p]
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Today is my 2 months on testosterone, can I get a wahoo?
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listen im ace and im pro kink at pride and whatever, but the way some of yall are wording your posts in response to the backlash against it is uh. really taking me back to the ace shitcourse era.
yall know theres nothing wrong with being a "virgin", right? that its not inherently shameful to have not had sex, to never have sex, even if youre not ace, even if you do want to have sex someday, like, its fine that you haven't had sex?
maybe if your problem is that theyre trying to police your behavior and shame you for expressing your sexuality, you can say that? instead of resorting to "haha stupid virgin gets no bitches" like my god. do you not hear how fucking regressive that attitude is? i know, i know, youre "joking".
get a better joke
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stacy is sooo interesting because she's in love with house but knows that they will never ever be able to have a healthy, stable, sane relationship because they're too similar so. she finds house-lite instead and marries him and. essentially moves on with her life! and is successful in this because she's a moderately well-adjusted person!
wilson, in contrast, never manages to escape the inevitable, in spite of his best efforts to find a house-lite of his very own, because he's an absolute fucking freak and ends up glued to house to the bitter. bitter end
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Silmarillion Noldor Kings summed up pretty accurately 😂
Fëanor
Maehdros
Fingon (imo the last of the great kings)
Fingolfin
Maglor
Finwë
Turgon
Gil-Galad
Elrond
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On EN server, I cant believe I actually believed you when you said nothing bad happens ever OH MY GOD- QAQ
:)
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A weird thing that helped me figure out how to draw horses (mostly the legs that I struggled with) was watching those horse shoeing videos on YouTube. There are tons of them, and often you'll find videos working on different breeds of horses so you get some different body types to look at as well
Oh I know those! I went through a farrier video phase a few years ago.
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The sun is really getting to them.
BONUS:
Shiver seeks power, alright. The power of Frye's thighs.
aight I'mma take my corny ass outta here.
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said id finish "in the morning" as in when i woke up. ended up finishing in two hours but its 2 am so that still counts. luv u callie u are the girly ever
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period mention tw//
i’ve been taking fenugreek to try and see if it would help my menstrual symptoms, but i keep getting sooooo horny abt the fact that it says “promotes lactation in nursing mothers” on the bottle 🥴😵💫🤭🤭
also i’ve heard it can make your tits bigger and it’s been almost two months of taking it pretty regularly and i see a difference 🙈 oh and it does seem to be helping my symptoms so. win win win
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Pretty convenient that all the insane time travel and Deke stuff happens when Fitz and Simmons are in a (relatively) stable relationship. It’s the future. Theoretically, they could’ve been sucked into the future earlier, they just weren’t.
Things might’ve been crazy in season 5, but imagine how much crazier it would’ve been if Fitz and Simmons met their grandson at the beginning of season 3. Simmons is still dealing with the aftermath of Maveth and her feelings for Will and she finds out she and Fitz have a literal grandson.
Imagine if they met him sometime in season 2, where Simmons isn’t even sure what she’s feeling about Fitz and all that he said at the bottom of the ocean, and everything is complicated and strange.
Imagine if Fitz and Simmons met Deke in season 1. Two best friends. One might have feelings for the other. They meet their grandson.
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🥺🥺 I’ve been going to the gym during the day this autumn instead of the morning. Today went during the morning like I used to, and the cleaner greeted me and said that he thought I had quit bc hadn’t seen me around, and if everything’s good and that made my day
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