Merry Christmas!

Muppet Fact #923

In an alternate universe where Kermit is never born, Rizzo works as a prop on Fear Factor.

Source:

It's a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie. 2002.

Matthew Lillard as Luc Fromage in It's a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie is probably the funniest fucking thing ever.

His character's last name literally means cheese too.

He had like only a minute of screen time but I loved him regardless. He quit on the spot when Kermit didn't appreciate his artistry (Gonzo loved it tho.)

Luc Fromage is queer as fuck too, no doubt about it.

This is not a sane nor straight man.

so glad he fixed that male pattern baldness.

Every time Matthew Lillard plays a weirdo the world becomes a slightly better place

“When you can help friends, and get revenge on enemies, isn’t that what Christmas is all about, okay?”

Today’s Autistic character of the day is:

Daniel from It’s A Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie

Requested by @friend-through-teenage-nights

10 Muppetational Christmas Songs

Kerry wrote this article about 10 Muppets Christmas songs. Enjoy! 💚

A lot of people croaked because of Kermit.

elon musk changing twitter, a universally known property, to something as bland and hard to recognize as the letter x is akin to the plot of it's a very merry muppet christmas movie where rachel bitterman forecloses on the muppet theatre and destroys every shred of recognizable brand name so she can change it to a bog-standard nightclub whose logo is just a dot. in this essay i will

It's a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie (2002)

My rating: 6/10

I mean, it's less of a movie and more just a bunch of celebrity cameos and pop culture references pressed into loaf form, but heck, it's still the Muppets, so it's pretty good. Also, I would probably watch a full feature length production of Moulin Scrooge.

It's a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie (2002)

Muppet Fact #912

Daniel from It's a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie was named after Jim Lewis's son, which is why The Boss calls him "Danny L."

Sources:

It's a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie. 2002.

Jim Lewis, as relayed by Dwayne1115. Muppet Central. April 16, 2007.

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The Muppets - All Media Types, It's a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie (2002), The Muppet Show, Muppets Tonight, The Jim Henson Hour, The Great Muppet Caper (1981), The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984) Rating: Mature Warnings: Major Character Death Relationships: Gonzo the Great & Fozzie Bear, Rizzo the Rat/Yolanda the Rat, Gonzo the Great & Fozzie Bear & Lips, Yolanda the Rat & Original Female Character Characters: Gonzo the Great, Fozzie Bear, Nicky Holiday, Original Female Character(s), Original Characters, Original Male Character(s), Max (The Muppet Movie), Skeeter (Muppets), Janice (Muppets), Yolanda the Rat (Muppets), Dr. Teeth (Muppets), Electric Mayhem, Floyd Pepper, Zoot (Muppets), Lips (Muppets), Clifford (Muppets), Jenny (The Muppets Take Manhattan), Rowlf the Dog, Zippity Zap, Miss Piggy, Animal, Kermit the Frog Additional Tags: Character Death, Drug Use, Wrongful Imprisonment, Depression, Suicidal Thoughts, Suicide, Anxiety, Corrupt Cops, I'm Bad At Tagging, World in Which Kermit was Never born, Found Family, I'll add more tags as story progresses, Characters might be a bit ooc Summary:

When Gonzo left Bitterman Plaza, he didn't expect his life to take great turns after meeting Kermit the Frog, one of those turns being straight to jail.

But once he's there, he makes friends and finds the motivation to change the world.

Why? Because everyone matters.

A fanfic I’ve begun to write and post on AO3. Sharing the link to it on here in case any of my followers want to check it out!

it’s a very merry muppets chrismtas movie went hard when they decided that one of the consequences of kermit never being born was that rizzo would be eaten alive on national television. 

It's A Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie

Rating: ❤️❤️ ❤️ ❤❤